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This is why I will keep saying this.....person wey no fit hold body, make he go f*ck ashewo. No be crime. Why abuse your own daughter wey the p*ssy never even form finish sef

#TeamTeletubbies

Some of these celebs can lie!!! If person wan self-service sef, no be with that kain Anita joseph pic, sperm no go gree comot.
Oritz Wiliki?? Him Celebrity status don expire jare.
I get star struck when I look in the mirror too jare. #Me sef I be human being

With money, you can age gracefully. Without it, u better exercise, eat well and pray your genes have mercy on you.

Wetin he fit offer as a political office holder?? Well, maybe things would have turn out different if he rode a dinosaur to submit his application and not a horse...

Na so e dey start. Soon, maybe she and Yobo will make a sextape and upload online. Wetin concern me if her husband hangs with igbo men? If he likes, he should hang out at the zoo... Sehpan!!

Me sef I fit draw expenditure list for 600k in 2 seconds. That one no be levels. Biro na #20 naira. A car alone pass 600k so what tha' faack?

God is omnipotent. Yeah!! But don't we have a president? A GCFR of our poorly Armed forces?? Why contest for office when u guys would lay it all on God at the slightest inconvinience??

Na person wey daybreak meet ooo. Nobody holy pass. But 10,000 men?? That p*ssy should be in a museum.

Enough shawties are giving up their virginity for almost nothing. Some don use their fingers tear the hymen comot tey tey.....that kain virginity is just protocol.
#600k for one night Even kim K won't say no....

These girls especially that Lizzy Gold are simply something else. If you criticise oloshos but you are a fan of these actresses, then your brain needs soldering iron and Lead.

buccal:
The legend of the coughing frog.new nollywood movie title

Oloshi ni awon tonto dike yen

Na today hin day break?? Na fayose wake am up.....mad people.

9ja babes care about all these. They want ready made package.
Fine boy, nice ride, dangote money with long d*ck.

Mustack:
you wount get six pack with that.
I have many but try this ones.

I love this!! Pls upload more if you can and tips on keeping fit that work for you. I like to hear and learn from different ppl

These babes gat no chill. Dem wan use their p*ssy turn to conglomerate.

If I wanna analyse my past relationships down to the amount I spend for the babes divided by the number of times I straffed, na like #50 per round.
No matter the story wey she drop, I go drop counter-story come f*ck am on top for being very silly.
I am a very nice guy tho'.....lol

Mprex:
God pls give Nigerian youths admission so that they will stop displaying their joblessness on NL



just passing tho

Na God dey give students admission? Or are you just subliminally praying for these niggaz to die

Na tribal mark.

As she don bleach so, na like 7 years before that wound go heal.

There is one bible passage that says our spirit prays in groans that we cannot understand.
Only God knows those that are really true to him. Even our political criminals speak in tongues so what the f*ck??
I have heard people mentioning skelewu and other 9ja musical slangs all in the name of speaking in tongues.
My belief is prayers should be straight to the point. If your ways are clean, your faith is strong and your prayer is in line with God's plan, it would be answered.

nickz:
ouch!!!.....you are evil

Heeeheheehee

Record soundtracks for blue films.
Work as a customer care agent
Become a town crier
Sexy ko, sexy nii

Upon all the telemundo they watch, they still can't properly define the process that lead up to their getting f*cked...