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Who dey find kiss?? Abeg while they are kissing whoever's dream is cuming true, make dem just back that arsse out for me make I charge my "powerbank"

If not for bloggers, who the f**k is Halima Abubakar??

This topic is constipated i.e it is full of shit.
These are merely odd events associated with breast milk, not uses.
Lactational amenorrhea isn't caused by breast milk per say. The suckling of a mother by a newborn triggers a hormonal profile that antagonizes the development of events that lead to menstruation. This is as simply as I can put it. And the procedure isn't quite effective after approx. 6 months.
Almost all d other points are moot too!!

It is good that my fiancee's parents want to know. However, tact behoves it on them to either find out through their daughter or find out themselves.
Na the first indication of disrespect be that. Me sef fit ask how much dem dey earn and how much the papa dey give the mama to cook soup !!!

I don't usually vote but I will endeavour to get my PVC before this month ends. Anything is better than Jonathan. We can't continue like this.

Obese celebs all say they are proud of their body. Later you will see them shedding weight when they are done deceiving themselves.

These days, going to church is just to mark attendance. I doubt the OP will be able to abstain for 2 weeks with his girlfriend.

U already know how soft her yyansh feels and how sweet her poosiee is. Sperm might overflow to your brain and run you mad

The day I find out, I will ex her. I will sha find out when we wanna straff, none of that "put off the lights shii".....I wanna see what u gat down there.

If the guy like make he shave him balls, wetin be my own?? He looks better without the beards sha

When them start to use acid to bathe, make una let me know.

dajoaneke:
Jos girls have grown used to it... now, runs girls charge extra: Take it or leave it... which ofcourse leaves you no choice.

A woman will surrender her body to be abused by strangers for a price... but will surrender her soul for love:- King Nebu.Uka.D.N'Eze 700bc

Hahahahaha....nice one.

It won't be difficult to convince a lady to f*ck over there. The harmattan will do half of the forepllay for you.

The mileage on that phuusie will be in 9 digits

How oritsefemi wan take steal her phone? Where she dey charge am? Or he lifted it from her purse?? So funny

She looks younger now. See as the boobbie point straight sef.

If she likes, she can use 9 months belly to be twerking on patoranking as usual. Na she sabi jare

Monicasque:
It wud b nice and ideal for couples to have unlimited excess to each other's phones, but in today's world, fones r one of the reasons couples fight. So my answe wud b a big no. Lets nt even pretend abt it. There r somethings which u wudn't want yo spouse to knw or see. M nt talking abt u flirting wit ada ppl, bt m talking abt things like e.g: yo family problems etc, which are the things u might b keeping on your fone. I knw ppl shud b transparent in relationships, bt i always say, there r other things which are better left unknown. Never let your partner know everything, coz one day, dat little bit of knowledge cud b used against u

True

CuteEmma:
would you take her calls, if you're with her phone and she's not around?

I won't pick her calls unless she asks me to. Besides, what I don't know won't hurt me.

The support Nigerians are giving Buhari is just massive. If Jonathan wins, then the election has definitely being rigged.
We want change!!! Any thing is better than Jona. If Buhari later mess up, we will vote him too out in 2019.

Na waa ooo!!! Wetin op think reach this level??

gidjah:
Hahahahahoho!you r a pretty stupid boy walahi!is this a funny matter my friend?:-/

I have learnt not to have the slightest concern for women who enter or choose to stay in abusive relationships. If she wants to with Mr. Floyd Mayweather, goodluck to her.

If this guy beats you to death, wetin you go tell God for heaven? That you died for poosie?? It would have been better if u died in an accident.

Dooggie style all day!!!!!

Amma dump her with immediate alacrity. With 100 million, I could be Charlie Sheen.

Skalley - dadubule. Me and that babe too straff.

N.B. Is she missdebs ??

If Iceprince toast her, she go dump me. So if Yemi Alade flash me, me sef go dump her ooo. #TwoWayStreet

Say whatever comes to mind. Believe in yourself. First impressions are a two way street.

She dey craze? Shey na she register my sim card for me?? Why she go pick my call?

When Chris Brown sang that song about binshes not being loyal, shey you think say him dey lie??

Everybody go dey form say dem no dey Bleep...yet condoms dey sell for market pass garri now