₦airaland Forum

SniperInADiaper: Thanks.

errrm, are u sick? whats wrong with you

caseless: ontop okada, ryt?

2ndOGA: Na lie, check well, na truckpusher dey push am by.

I'm not feeling fine

Just passing

ogugua88: Because of the shootings, right?

Well, if I'm shot in the United States, I or the nearest person will call 911. An emergency dispatch operator will answer the call, take all necessary details, and dispatch an ambulance to my location. Paramedics will get to the scene within minutes and gently put me on a gurney, keeping my spine aligned, and check my vital signs. They will load me into the ambulance and hook me to oxygen and start treating my wounds. They will drive me to the nearest trauma hospital on smooth roads, sirens blaring so that cars clear the way. They will call the hospital and notify them of a young woman with gunshot wounds soon to arrive. We'll arrive at the hospital where I'll be rushed into an already-prepped emergency room. Paramedics will give report to the emergency room personnel, as nurses connect me to IV fluids to stabilize me and doctors give orders. Doctors will call the operating room, where the surgeon will admit me for surgery to have the bullet(s) removed. I will be transferred to the operating room, where an anesthesiologist or nurse anesthetist will sedate me and the surgeon will remove the bullets. Operating room nurses will monitor me vigilantly, before, during, and after surgery. When the surgery is completed and all goes well, I will be sent to the post-anesthesia care unit (PACU), where PACU nurses will monitor my vital signs and body reactions as the sedatives wear off. Depending on my condition, I will either be transferred to the intensive care unit (ICU) until I'm no longer in critical condition, or they will brief me about post-operative care and discharge me from the hospital.

I'd rather be shot here.

IMHO, in the state i am currently, i have a very minimal chance of getting shot when compared to the whole of USA.

Also, when considering access to arms in relation to mental deficient people with Nigeria and USA, Nigeria is still safer.


You people over there should stop being in self denial of the rise in sporadic shootings in USA.
It's high time a very good control measure is taken to curb all these shits_

Vicjustice: But why are Nairalanders always preferring to be faceless, I mean, not even a single face shot in the numerous photos?

Nigerians are usually skeptical about things that doesn't matter

Wu Zetian: I said a lot not all. Do you speak English??

generalizations doesn't have to be 100%. Do you understand English

Cathaliya: Go and die

ok, u win

Wu Zetian: I'm only having fun. That doesn't change the fact that a lot of Nigerian guys are ugly.

You're generalizing

larride: Cool....I enjoy literature also. Back then when I was in primary school, I do write a lot (poems, stories, prose e.t.c) but I don't know what happened, I can't even put anything together, It ain't because I'm not creative enough but it is what it is. I still write script for my church drama group though.

Epic fail

[quote author=kayci_d77]Spike cylinder where d hole have u been ??[/quote]yeah, yeah, i get that all the time
I am not spiked cylinder

Unless, ofcourse, you really do know me

Wu Zetian: ...

Why so much hate on Naija men

larride: And how do you know this? You are still a virgin remember? So obviously you can't know what makes a lady tick

She's my kid sister

Now back the fck off

Dannyxy: @Sniperinwrapper,i need an e-sugar mummy.lets discuss...

Are u stupid_

Cathaliya: Jeez, what have you been smoking?
*shouts into his ear*
I am having a decent conversation sire

You're boring us, make it private

larride: Thanks

What makes you tick?

Akara and bread

ikekings: Nna eh!!! Where is binger? I no dey see d guy brake light again...

Nna men, e done tay no be small ooo

Ishsoph: Erm, announcement! All them gurls pls pity my son Spikes C. Dont want dude die a virgin, bikozienu make una stop rejecting him

god_of_women, finish this one for me after that antelope

Cathaliya: Idiota! I am having a conversation here...do you mind?

Yes i do!
How can you be toasting a BOY in my face

lertee: Ok,thanks for sharing.

What are you planning

Don't leave me out

Cathaliya: Cool.....so, what are your skills?

Is this how u chase boys

SniperInADiaper: No

Damn it


ok, i feel lonely, can you keep me company

Now what is the definition of smart

and what is used to measure the level of smartness



If you can answer these without hurting people's feelings, then you're smart

[quote author=god_of_music]I know say nobody go answer me for that *sad face* emoticon wey I post...but if say na Mondi_cheeks,SexyTabhi,Lertee,Sniperdiaper or any other girl post am na una go carry that una woman wrapper hand take ask am 'What's wrong baby?' Mtscheeew! [/quote]what's wrong antelope

SniperInADiaper: Right

Show me some love

Cathaliya: Do I know you?

Just like that

Kedu ihe mmere now

mtcheew: good thing most of us are planin to make our own money. very soon all ur money won't mean shit

We'll be waiting

For now, baby, go down low

Cathaliya: Howdy people?

hello damsel

Viewing this topic: Cathaliya(f), xynerise(m), lertee(f), god_of_music(m), spikes C(m), larride(m)

larride: Only you lertee and now Sniper abi? Smhs

Stop causing confusion while putting asunder

SniperInADiaper: Find a girl to occupy your time. Its what all the boyfriends do these days.

I just found you

xynerise: A computer that wears skirt

That obeys every command

SniperInADiaper:

I was lonely today