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adaobi123:

come to bed sweety, it's late

Gosh, i just saw this

I don't know HTML5 yet or JavaScript

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This is the base api

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Documentation
https://dvcs.w3.org/hg/speech-api/raw-file/tip/speechapi.html

Research on it

Amaaskia: Hooking you up? LoL #:-/ anyway, I'm TAKEN! Sorry, I already have a bf I love and adore..

Chai, see front wheel. Fully padded

Sweety, whats ur password

justwise: You can only use ur Daddy or mum's account, not your brother or sister.

You don't need to proof how they earn it but you have to attach your birth certificate.

ok, thanks for the heads up, really appreciate.

Smartie gurl: hehehehehehehehehe!! You always make moi blush....thats why me likey you. So whats good my king?

baby, you no wear shin-guard for that ya pix...them go break ya tiny legs o

Mtcheeew...money!
We must be famous oooo


Abeg follow me joor @spikeschinono

justwise: Yes that is true but who owns the account?

Not sure the one am gonna use yet, but it'll be my dad's or my brother's account.

Is there anything i need to provide because of that?
Like, how they earn the money?

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Shaking your akpamu [/color]

onukwu

Pls, oga justwise...

I read you say one day that money lodging does not apply for Tier 4 student visa. Therefore, one can just deposit a lump sum in his account and apply after 28 days. Pls, can you confirm this.
Note that the account is owned by a direct relative (Dad or brother)

[quote author=Agent O.N.E]well,i have read the info provided on the link and am really greatful but am still not clear on the need for industrial experience,i mean what benefit is it to me.From the link given,it states that F.P,A levels are regarded as below degrees;now my question now is will the ukba subtract the 1yr spent on F.P when counting towards the number of years i have left on studying in the Uk.Seeing that I will be travelling from 9ja with a 1yr student visa,when i wan reply nko,will they give me 5yrs direct(3yrs Beng,1yr industrial experience and 1yr Meng)
abeg no vex for the too much questions wey i dey ask,me na novice 4 d travel abroad mata[/quote]Like i said before, I.T is not a must in the UK. If you search for course on UCAS or even any where, they'll give you 2 options. 3yrs or 4yrs(with I.T placement).

I would suggest you ask the school to give you a dual admission (F.P and B.Eng). If it's not possible, you can still do something about it. You just have to renew your visa for the undergraduate course.

No, they won't give you 5 years visa. Your undergraduate visa won't even be up to 3 years. I think it's 1 year. But you won't need to renew it during your stay (As far as you're still going to school). This helps them to track students who stopped attending school.

I.T placement is part of the undergraduate course, so stop regarding it as a separate year.

After your undergraduate studies, you need to renew your visa for the M.Eng.

If you have time, read through the ukba website. I have not even applied for a visa yet. These are all from the information i got online

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]SYD also [/color]

nope, sma

mekaboy: Bla Bla Bla!

Money is the root of all evil, premarital sex is evil, if you want it money will get it for you. People will say is not all girls that are turned on by money. But you forget that 99.99% of the things on that list cost money.

She wants you to live alone without room mate, is housing free? She wants you to cook for her in your kitchen, I assume its with gas and not firewood. The house with kitchen cost money.

She wants you to have white teeth, have you asked how much it cost to bleach your teeth at the dentist?


They love the smell of Nice perfume, which cost from 15k up.

They want you to be well mannered and protective at the same time. You go to a club and a guy drunk taps her ass, she will want you to break his head with bottle at the same time well mannered.

All these fantasies are why relationships and marriages don't last. When the guy has to spend a lot to live up to her standards. What happens when he looses his job and his teeth returns to normal colour? Or can't afford a room with separate kitchen?

When he can't afford the perfume u liked? When he has to go to market buy ingredients to make ncha nkota (locally made soap).

What if he meets another girl more pretty than you are and cares less about all these things, he will leave you for her .

Ladies incase you don't know, the most important thing a man wants in a relationship is peace. If he has to meet all these standards to make you happy, then he just wants you for a while. When its time for marriage, he will look for someone who will be happy with his teeth even if its green. And please stop watching too much romantic movies, if all these turn ons u see in movie are real why do the actors and actresses still divorce?

If you say its not all about money then, go for the brick layers, some of them have 12 packs with so much muscle.

Today is the first time, ever, i liked a post on Nairaland

smh

[quote author=Agent O.N.E]@spike,i graduated from secondary school 2010 and after the hustle for for admission in 9ja was unproductive i opted for the option of studying abroad.I decided to go for F.P because i wanted to brush up academically before the degree proper and also Queenmary only offered me the F.P,stating that my international qualification won't get me an offer into degree direct unless i pass through F.P.
Also what more can you tell me about the maximum of 5yrs study for international students?[/quote]Oh yes, fresh high school graduates must pass through F.P
That's why most people attend 1st year here and then travel.

Read this, i don't really understand what you need it for. But to remain in the UK after undergraduate studies, you have to get into masters and/or get a job (No be any kind job Ooo).
Remember, all these things needs you to renew your visa.
http://www.admin.cam.ac.uk/offices/internationalstudents/immigration/tierfour/timelimit.html

[quote author=Agent O.N.E]I am an aspiring student wanting to study in the UK this september at Queenmary UoL but i have a few academic related questions,namely;
* Is Foundation Programme(F.P) also included in the 5yrs study count given by ukba for one to study in the UK?
* Can I after my F.P(having acquired the neccessary pass mark for progression) enter for a 4yr Beng in Aerospace(extra additional 1yr for industrial Experience) and finally afta my Beng enrol for Meng or should i better still do F.P+3yrs Beng and then move abroad for 1yr Industrial experience just to beat the 5yrs study count and after the Industrial experience;then return to the UK for the remaining 1yr on the study count to purse my Meng.
What would u recommend that i do in this case?[/quote]Whats your academic level now?
Most people prefer to skip the foundation year.
You just have to decide if you wanna do your undergraduate there or just your masters. The 1 year industrial experience is not even a must

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]{Guys, this are my findings, It's real so learn}

#12 The Way To Her Heart Is The Kitchen:
If you have skills in the kitchen then show them off.
Ladies love being treated to dinner especially when
it is cooked by you.[/quote]Na you go pay for the cooking items

#11 Life Goals:
On dates, questions like where do you work? what
do you plan to do with your life? etc come up often.
Women love it when men have their life on track!

Life goals leads to money, where do you work determines how much you earn.

#10 Teeth Teeth Teeth!:
Alright guys, hopefully you didn't have to figure
this out through us. Sparkle whites are a major
turn on for girls. So please, if you are missing a
tooth or have horrible
yellow teeth then we suggest making an
appointment to your local dentist ASAP!

Na money dem dey use take care of body nah

#9 Learn a Few Dance Moves:
If there is one thing time has taught us is that
women love to dance. Take some Salsa or some
local dance classes or private dance lessons and
impress your date.

You go pay with money nah? Going to clubs is one hell of a money burner

#8 Living On Your Own:
Although it is nice to have a roommate while you're
single, we advise against it. Ladies love to be able
to come home to an empty house knowing it is just
the two of you.

A guy who lives on his own got enough to pay for rent and feed himself..all na money

#7 Time To Hit The Gym:
Although Women don't like to admit it they are just
as shallow as Men. A guy with abs and biceps to
match is a huge turn on for the ladies.

Very irrelevant, practically
But u go pay for gym nah

#6 Speaking Eloquently Is a Must:
Ladies want to walk around town with someone
who can hold a conversation without sounding like
a fool. So make
brush up on those SAT words you once knew.

Education is not free

#5 Well Dressed Men Look Good:
Put some effort into your look.Remember you are
there to compliment her so put in some work guys!

You take care of yourself with money nah

#4 Cologne is Your New Best Friend:
We all love girls who seem to always smell good!
Believe us guys, girls feel the same way. Make sure
to wear something they find irresistible.

You know how much colognes are worth baa

#3 Defend/Protect Your Date:
Women love men who can take care of them if
need be. For example, defending your dates honor
might seem old school and troublesome but they
love it!

Physical defense might lead to legal cases. Ask a lawyer how much his services cost
You go pay police for Naija na

#2 Be Friendly with Children:
What's hotter than a guy who is good with
children! Remember guys, girls think long term
and nothings says turn on like a guy she can see as
the father of her children.

I love this...
you no go buy children biscuit

#1 Being Polite:
Manners go a long way and even longer when
trying to impress the ladies. Amaze your date by
making sure to say simple words like please and
thank you.

You must be educated enough to know this right?
Education ain't free.


So, my fellow guys. You don't need a woman to accept that money turns her on before you go work hard for kwudi.
Money is an inevitable asset for mankind. Money is not expendable, it's a must in today's society.
If you don't have it, plssssss, go and make it

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Capnd143: Like seriously, this will never make front page!

what do you expect

adaobi123: LMAO. I know right ?

though i think the old man was joking

If the client is not impressed with a developer’s work, the developer will lose the job and will not get any remuneration.

Payment will be done after developer completes a job and it is accepted by the client.
Once a project is found acceptable, the developer will be expected to submit its source code.
It is only after a project and its source code are submitted that the developer gets paid.

Trust, like respect, is reciprocal. If you can't trust someone, don't expect him to trust you

WTF, ijebu? country? really

Kulas: Please let this not be true.The best governor Enugu state has produced since it was created.I believe this can be rumour,i have made several calls in Enugu just now and such news have not filtered there.This man really tried and made my home state have a new look,as witnessed when i travelled last December.

The more you look, the less you see

Enugu is gonna rock tonight if this is true

yawwwwnss....what do we have here

oshie: Good News

My free precious package received after 9 months.
Manufacture - The Almighty God
Country - Heaven.
FRee Shipping Agent - Holy Spirit
Package delivered by - Angel of God
Package specs - A bouncing baby boy.
Weight as at time of delivery - 3.5kg

Peace Profound

lol...congrats man

[quote author=~ZN~]Maybe Messi was observing "Workers Day". [/quote]lol...if you ask me? na who i go ask?

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Its a pity