₦airaland Forum

Idowuogbo: He submit indirect toasting, u mark am fail. U know some bobos no fit handle dat kaikai wey dem dey call rejection.

na my first NL love ooooo

xynerise: My madam will be migrating to the east next week, pls can you come to my house so we can play scrabble?

where in d east, i have something 4 her

Cathaliya: now, this got me laughing and also confused the more.
abeg, na maria,,or cathaliya wey cause that painment?

and please can you tell the house the nature of the painment?

u just love my attention, and i'll always oblige

now, as d lady, which date of december are 4 of us gotta meet

GentleMimi: hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa! Choi. Spiky,pls can i add my own?

i know u like me, and u know i know u like me. now just say it make cathaliya get new competitor

Ishsoph: Ngwa ozugozie inugo?



Still planning to visit coalcity this December oo!
Me, you and Ikekings shall teele nkwu with anu nchi.
Hope uche gi diya, baa?

ofcourse ooooo. i don buy new red pant and singlet for d occasion.

even cathaliya is coming #forReal

GentleMimi: hi hi hieee! See me see wahala! O boy,them send u? Abi i call your name?Biko gbara ogwu gi nwuo.

telll me something new.

i like akwa ibom girls

xynerise: My friend getout!

Dey there dey wash woman pant

really? u wanna do dis ?

GentleMimi: I want somebody's head on my plate tonight.

Hi, my head abi?

pls, my sweet cherry pie is going to bed now. Everybody tell her "goodnight, sweet dreams"











or somebody will get banned

xynerise: Spikes, I hear say you dey hawk condom for express road?

xynerise: As my apprentice

Na u teach me na.

You still dey sell wash and wear own? i hear say market don enter that side wella

Ishsoph: O'digo anya obidoro duba gi odu n'ebea.
Mga agbara ya aka ebe na nke ahu.

E don tey wey me dey hold my own painment. Na she come burst am today

awesome99: i'm more than convinced i cant fit in here......nevertheless i'll still stick around sha

look at this ashawo want form

Ishsoph: O'chokwa gi okwu ozo, mezie ya ife soro gi.
Akam apuola na ya.
Nya but nwata ejiro nti ya ahu anu ife

kedu ihe mmere now. You didn't ask for my side of the story oooo

Idowuogbo: Sit or seat? Bush meat!

You know i no go school.
I drop out for primary 3 go join xynerise for alaba market

Cathaliya: I dont think I wana be friends with you, Spikes

So, can we reach a compromise right here

You have to leave NL for me

Mondisweets: yes you are my friend

The other thing kwa n

lertee: They say you love women,everyone is confirming it,ikekings mentioned it.
Why only you even caseless is still learning beside you.

They said love thy neighbor as thy self
BTW, i just like them. That LOVE is for my one and only

xynerise: He established a bureau de change business but was caught exchanging BIAFRAN POUNDS

buahahahhaha...raw finishing

Idowuogbo: Stop it! Just stop! Hian!

ok ma'am. errrrm, u left the hot sit

Mondisweets: I don't like virgins

But you like Spikes, everybody does

Cathaliya: seriously, I didnt know my refusal to his flirt proposal will make him go mad like this.

this is totally immature.
abi, to flirt na by force.........?
make person no vex me o because I have been avoiding him but he jus kept on fooling himself.

MUMURATU!

Nigerian girls can dream eeeeeh

Thank God say this na public forum.
Oya, oyoyo nwa, I hope u know the meaning of flirting, show us where and how i did the flirting to you


yeah, i tried being friendly, we even seemed to be good friends when i didn't know u were cathaliya.
But then, same old maria/sylvia started cropping up.

Like i told you, you need to grow up and change ur character. This is the 21st century.
Being the wicked godmother doesn't even fit ur baby face


I still care about you though
And we'll still be e-friends. Now say thank you

caseless: u are on ur own ooo.....u too like lertee, why?

lertee: I need to go back to that dream where you write me cheques worth plenty money..after then,I may get convinced.

errrm, why don't we go back to the other dream where i sing ibo songs for you

xynerise: Write names of noise makers

not my job. Tell that to caseless. I heard he's currently jobless





since 13 yrs ago

Cathaliya has taken over, GentleMini is on leave.

It's really hard operating 2 accounts on a nokia 3310

caseless: ur fada!

he dey house? any thing?

Mondisweets: don't worry God will provide u with a woman who likes virgins

I've already found one. Stop begging me

Bukato3: Otunba Benjamin Olubukato.

xynerise: The gods are not to blame

teacher antelope. These ur children dey misbehave

Cathaliya: See painment o!
wicked and heartless? lwtmb

nna, na my wickedness and heartlessness wey dey make you follow me bumper to bumper so?

eiya.....some people will really die young o.

****ignored***

wait let me make my sweet cherry happy first. I'll come back to you during children's half hour

lertee: Lol,I am not convinced yet that you won't kiss any other girl here.
They torment you cos you kissed all of them,they are not nice you know

Chai, how can i convince you. Caseless pls help me out here


I know, it is just temptation of kissing.
But as far as ur sweet cherry lips dey here so, i'll neva settle for less


Now tell me, u missed my lips right? the feeling when it lands on ur wet lips

Bukato3: lertefa,why u dey show urself nah??

the evil that men plan, turns back and fight them