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BrainEya:
Dumb Struck Moment Inside Keke.

We somehow face a moment in life that left us speechless.
Today event got me red handed..

So today I meet this keke man,
I was ready for Church,
From stadium road to Itam.
After waving the keke man, he came to a halt few meter away from where I stood.
Another one stop beside me to enter but I respectfully signal that I'm going for the first one.

Na so I tear race like Belgium rat go meet Oga.
I did this to show seriousness on my side because I needs to imply this for my plot to be fruitful.
"Oga mbok na #70 dey with me"
One of my feet is already inside baba keke, while tilting me head to my left shoulder-displaying a beggar trademark..

"Na N100 I dey collect".
I was about pleading when he accelerate his machine forward.
Immediately this action play out, I let go of the keke before back tyre rollover one of my leg(one chance o!)

One passenger there was demonstrating when the Keke stopped again, I rush there for the second time.
"Las las he don change mind" was what crosed my mind..
"Oga thank you!!", I said while making myself comfortable..


Few seconds in ride, the passenger adjust a bit and handed me 50 naira note.
"He paid for it" I said to myself.
"Oga thank you" I show appreciation as thoughts opon thought dominate my sub-concious mind...
After all, it wasn't on the driver list to gave me a lift.
Should I tell him to drop me.
This driver no fit carry for free like this.
This 50 boxs can buy me things o..
This driver sef...
I was somehow ashamed, so I kept mute.
He lift a woman on the way.
I adjust for our co passenger and squeezed myself in the middle.
The keke slow down as the Bro (Oga that pay for me) highlighted also with the woman in Idoro- Atiku junction.
I thank him again as he smiled and enter another keke heading to Atiku..
I couldn't even exchange word with him..

Keke don continue the journey to Itam market.
I pass him my fare and sat quietly and patiently waiting for small congestion that would make him slow down.
Na so I sneek out on sighting Itam Night market..
I walk past him without looking back -
Enter another Keke to where I was going..

If not for the passenger I for trek reach wey dem go carry me for N70.
If I surpass my budget now, my belle go hear whiiik..
That was all.
Share yours..

Pay your tithe and think big..100 naira shouldnt be your problem. Although i understand sometimes things can seem tight

hardbody:
When I told you guys that all these SIM and NIN stuff will wash away, you guys thought I was blabbing. We do not have what it takes to duplicate efforts . The first one we did sef we have not as yet finished. Nonsense country.

i swear i told everyone that they are craze pipu.. i know there is NO way telecoms would short their own income by blocking their customers no.s..

A human soul that is most precious in the eyes of God.. that angels celebrate when they are saved.. is what devil influenced men destroy for peanuts. Their hanging is loading

Naira Marley go dey sing lewd lyrics with sweet beats..the biy no go mention or warn against diseases or advise safe sex.. beware of skin to skin with village girls and guys ooo. In fact protection generaly before test

Nawa o.. Lasu na one kin school sha..Be like say police don retire for this area

GOOOGLE504:
You shd seek a career as VAR Referee

Ah swear.. at first glance it looks like a penalty..but when you look well issa gooal

Justice delayed is not justice denied. Sankara the African ideologist

Puloc:
Hmm. Which kind reportage is this? Where's d ass bro?

Oga look well o.. the child is blessed

When these types return to naija na flashy cars gold chains and hoes. Trying to make us here feel lazy.

Enjoy contentment in every stage in life illicit wealth will cut life short

FuckEveryday:
He asked ‘do you have a passport?’ I said I don’t have a passport and he okay that he would call somebody,” Peruzzi said.

“I got the passport the next day.



And I've been to ikoyi passport office over a million times dem say no passport paper till January next year

man pass man for this world my brother

see hypocrite cabal member calling twitter hypocrites.... these northerners are a bloody disgrace

Saudi Arabia.. the origin of wahabi terror sect responsible for killing thousands of Christians. The antichrist will rise from turkey..the terror islam is mystery babylon

Barbiturate:
Like?

Key into the breaking curses service today @ winners.. http://www.domimedia.org
i am listening now.. third service is about to start.A lot of teaching about financial prosperity also based on this months prophetic theme.

Yours was not as bad as David's

Solomons warnings against adultery are so strong and repeated a guide to us all. 'Lest your wealth (twins) be in another mans house or poured on the streets' is what he said in one verse

It is well with you.. he will break the curse Congrats in advance as you listen. I implore every nairalander to do same

Others have said it all.. keep all your matters including light separate from his.. dont keep malice in your heart though. if u see him greet him.. if he ignores stop greeting him.

FOOL with capital F

wtf is thank you for bitten? This writeup fit make head dey pain person

Odo Aye..walking goats .. which kain tourism?

JaneYave:
Even my boo will touch me only when necessary. Every other person should read the look on my face, if you cross your boundaries, expect a dirty slap. Touch only the touch loving ones! I was not there when you were gifted.

Im a serious toucher too.. i touch even strangers.. Touching breaks the ice.. but you touch with humour..and leave waist butt and boobs well alone . Black womens arms are beautiful. But with laws and rape allegations and what not i dont touch strangers like that again. Me i love touching but with consent

Naija yoot.. i can bet the witch doctor looks wretched and poor

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Study finds 40% more milk and tens of millions of dollars in revenue possible for African farmers adopting new drought-resistant pasture grass
by Georgina Smith | Nov 1, 2016
Study finds 40% more milk and tens of millions of dollars in revenue possible for African farmers adopting new drought-resistant pasture grass
New varieties of high-quality, drought-resistant forage grasses could boost milk production by 40 percent and generate millions of dollars in economic benefits for struggling East African dairy farmers, according to a new analysis by experts at CIAT.
“Farmers could benefit more from surging consumer demand for livestock products in East Africa,” said Dr. Steven Prager, a senior scientist at the Center. “Our research shows that brachiaria grasses could be the cornerstone of productive and resilient livestock systems that quickly provide more milk and money for small-scale dairy farmers.”
Prager is co-author of the new CIAT study that assessed benefits that could accrue to East African dairy producers from adopting new varieties of a pasture grass called brachiaria. The grasses were developed by CIAT plant breeders to survive harsh growing conditions, while providing considerable nutritional benefits for livestock.
The CIAT analysis focused on the additional milk and money they could deliver for an estimated two million small-scale dairy farmers across Kenya, Tanzania, Ethiopia, Uganda, Rwanda and Burundi. It found that investing in forage quality – and in getting new forages to farmers – can be a low risk investment likely to generate benefits in the order of tens of millions of dollars.
High Production, Lower Emissions

The new varieties are high-yielding, nutritious and, because they are easier for cows to digest, animals produce far less of the greenhouse gas methane per liter of milk produced. The grass has other climate-friendly qualities: its deep roots help it capture carbon and store it in the soil, while also preventing soil erosion. Given its many benefits, brachiaria grass has become the most extensively used forage in the world, with seed production already commercialized in big cattle-producing countries like Brazil.
“The beauty of these new brachiaria grasses is that they allow farmers to boost meat and milk production while actually reducing methane emissions that contribute to global warming,” said Dr. Solomon Mwendia, CIAT’s forage expert in Nairobi and a co-author of the report. “Right now, many dairy farmers here are spending much of their day collecting wild grasses that do not give animals the nutrition they need. This takes time away from other jobs farmers could be doing, and at the same time results in a higher greenhouse gas footprint.”
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Differences in forage and feed quality are a key reason cattle in parts of sub-Saharan Africa contribute relatively more methane per kilo of meat or milk produced than in other parts of the world. Improved forage and feed quality can make digestion more efficient, boosting milk productivity and reducing harmful greenhouse gas emissions. “Better pasture grass can take our dairy producers from a ‘lose-lose’ to a ‘win-win’ situation; from poor production and high emissions to strong production and lower emissions,” said Mwendia.
Bringing Brachiaria Grasses Back Home to Africa

Brachiaria grass is native to Africa, but its performance and nutritional qualities have been improved through decades of work by CIAT’s plant breeders in Colombia. The Center is now working with public and private sector partners to increase the commercial availability of improved brachiaria seeds in Africa. Currently, seeds need to be imported, but the Center hopes that in the future commercial seed production can be established in Africa itself.
“We already know that just boosting dairy production can be a critical first step out of poverty for many farmers here,” said Dr. Debisi Araba, CIAT’s Regional Director for Africa. “Homegrown, commercial seed production could mean that potentially millions of farmers make that step, with knock-on effects on dairy processing industries, and increasing the supply of high quality milk for urban and rural consumers.”
CIAT scientists are currently using big data approaches like remote sensing and digital mapping to find out where commercial production of brachiaria seed might be viable in Africa. But establishing brachiaria production and seed commercialization in Africa will not be without its challenges, Araba noted. Reducing the possible impact of local plant pests and diseases will be key, requiring national testing and field trials in different agro-ecological conditions in each country. It will also require an awareness drive among farmers about benefits of cultivating forages.
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“Most farmers have few resources: understandably, they are constantly making trade-offs about what will bring them most income on their farm,” continued Araba. “Often, they do not perceive that planting pasture grass will do that, and will just take up land better devoted to crops. But there are ways to cultivate pasture grasses without displacing crop production, and the investment in forages can put much more money in their pockets,” he said.
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tonididdy:
Learn to barb myself?

Yes oga ..learn to barb yourself.. you cant own a barber shop and not know how to barb.. how do you check your guys work if u dont know how