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Jakumo:
Very good advice. Dogs raise the alarm any time day or night that unusual sounds or people are noted near one's residence.

By force of habit, I start stuffing shells into my Winchester Model 1200 pump action peacemaker whenever my dogs bark in the dead of night.

If the barking persists, I step outside and let fly a few volleys of buckshot into the night sky, just to emphasize that I will NOT be an easy target.

Dogs will ensure that nobody approaching your house will EVER have the element of surprise on their side.

As a seasoned hunter with numerous clean kills to my credit, I certainly would give good account of myself if push came to shove, and warning shots were not sufficient to establish my credentials as a crack shot.

Awesome baba.. i would love to meet you to learn the honourable art/skill of trapping and hunting.. i have been looking for an educated mentor in hunting.. i have an extremely game boerboel bitch.. i believe she lives to hunt.. even my cows she will attack. I am in oyo state sir.

Me i say go for faith healing.. Jesus was whipped to take our infirmities. http://www.domimedia.org service is on now.. buy christian books on faith healing. i hope you are a christian.

Dogs dogs..dogs.. but God is best .. but still DOGS ...even the barking of ekuke would make criminals jittery and neighbours aware of something going wrong.. a rott or boerboels would wound or kill evil criminals

Even if you dont like them..appreciate the unbribeable security aparatus that a dog is in this era of insecurity

Queenslander:
Omg, such a pretty lady. She should have reported him to the authorities,. instead of taking the laws into her hands.. now she has to face this public humiliation and a possible jail time!! I guess she didn't think this one through.. it's a shame..

So you want to say u believe that rape story? A person returns to be raped again?

owobokiri:
After all these, this son of thunder still brought her back inside the house!?
For what kwa-nû? The gal that's being repeatedly and viciously raped but still comes back for 'return leg', .. is that one not an ogbonge jezebel
Seriously!
Them use abunna swear for the man? How can you leave your wife in Lagos and go to Abuja to play a fast one on a fast lane with a runaway karashika?!?
She for pour the oil inside his brain!
I can't see his face, but honestly his back looks stoopid!

Bro u no read Samson story for Bible..or David and Bathsheba issue?

Fear women o.. make God no allow us enter their trap

cokefanta:
Please how do I get to Sango?
Thanks sir

you should see sango from agege.. ask any bus driver or conductor

So speaking the truth makes you anti party? Dull woman.. you cannot make us call what is black white

Get to Sango under bridge.. then ask for winners vehicle. safe trip

try jiji or jumia

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tikotin:
"This man is a thief he collect money from 600,000 from my sister without delivery.
Please beware of him.
We are currently tracking him insha Allah we bring him to book" This is what was posted on one of his threads an he has not refuted the claim. so be very careful when dealing with him

Its from the pics one would know once pics look kenya ish or south africa ish beware.. scammers are too much on nairaland and nigeria now. Spoiling business for legitimate people.

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live by the gun... guns are instruments of death.. a literal killing machine.. they are not to be taken lightly

Odin Thors dad, Sir Lawrence in the wolfman, hrothgar in beowulf, hannibal lecter. Legendary Actor..

Nothing bad there

Amaechi2023:
You see those ipobs, they are too dull and biased.
if NA hadn't shown picture proofs they'll have said it's a lie, now they have the picture proof.
some section of ipob started by calling him innocent, as that one no sell, people's gazzeth had to massage their ego by saying 4 military operatives died in the gun battle then boom.
all those claiming the man was innocent started praising him..
the same hypocrates accusing DSS of sponsoring attack in the east have suddenly changed tone all of a sudden.
..

I noticed this about Esn.. no consistency ..no strategy.. first they said they were there to defend the forests, next thing they are raiding banks and sacking police stations..

the delta boys had creeks.. bh have the large forests.. these ones were easily tracked down.. no escape route..no large arms cache..still no critical analysis of this defeat. Just shouting that they will continue fighting. Cursing and threatening.. Imagine using a sienna as operational vehicle

Ibos should just desist from the path of violence.. jaw jaw to the last before resorting to war war

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Na fvcking so! Looks like bike week. Respect ro dmx

Insurgency and East are now words journalists are accustomed to using together..the chickens are coming home to roost

Eric go dey feel like god of sex now...

if i make love to you..you wont stop coming... thats his new line

Nbotee:
Why would U default in ur loan payment in the first place? And secondly I can confidently tell U dat message was typed by a Nigerian..

I swear down thats what i wanted to say.. that is classic Nigerian tone

The gates of hell can never prevail over the church.

This is the difference between Islam and Christianity.. one is working with love while one is working with hate.

One is original and one is a demonised and perverse copy.

Those who claim to serve this religion that teaches them to hate should wipe their eyes from deception. Jesus is the only way to God and his power is proven daily.

Now is the hour to be saved avoid the destruction and heat that is on the world.

visit http://www.domimedia.org to hear the word and give your life.

Thosw that use slander and trolling for clout should learn

You havent been able to registere people na cow una wan register

horror story.. fear people.. person wey dey follow u chop

na so

sad

BrainEya:
Dumb Struck Moment Inside Keke.

We somehow face a moment in life that left us speechless.
Today event got me red handed..

So today I meet this keke man,
I was ready for Church,
From stadium road to Itam.
After waving the keke man, he came to a halt few meter away from where I stood.
Another one stop beside me to enter but I respectfully signal that I'm going for the first one.

Na so I tear race like Belgium rat go meet Oga.
I did this to show seriousness on my side because I needs to imply this for my plot to be fruitful.
"Oga mbok na #70 dey with me"
One of my feet is already inside baba keke, while tilting me head to my left shoulder-displaying a beggar trademark..

"Na N100 I dey collect".
I was about pleading when he accelerate his machine forward.
Immediately this action play out, I let go of the keke before back tyre rollover one of my leg(one chance o!)

One passenger there was demonstrating when the Keke stopped again, I rush there for the second time.
"Las las he don change mind" was what crosed my mind..
"Oga thank you!!", I said while making myself comfortable..


Few seconds in ride, the passenger adjust a bit and handed me 50 naira note.
"He paid for it" I said to myself.
"Oga thank you" I show appreciation as thoughts opon thought dominate my sub-concious mind...
After all, it wasn't on the driver list to gave me a lift.
Should I tell him to drop me.
This driver no fit carry for free like this.
This 50 boxs can buy me things o..
This driver sef...
I was somehow ashamed, so I kept mute.
He lift a woman on the way.
I adjust for our co passenger and squeezed myself in the middle.
The keke slow down as the Bro (Oga that pay for me) highlighted also with the woman in Idoro- Atiku junction.
I thank him again as he smiled and enter another keke heading to Atiku..
I couldn't even exchange word with him..

Keke don continue the journey to Itam market.
I pass him my fare and sat quietly and patiently waiting for small congestion that would make him slow down.
Na so I sneek out on sighting Itam Night market..
I walk past him without looking back -
Enter another Keke to where I was going..

If not for the passenger I for trek reach wey dem go carry me for N70.
If I surpass my budget now, my belle go hear whiiik..
That was all.
Share yours..

Pay your tithe and think big..100 naira shouldnt be your problem. Although i understand sometimes things can seem tight

hardbody:
When I told you guys that all these SIM and NIN stuff will wash away, you guys thought I was blabbing. We do not have what it takes to duplicate efforts . The first one we did sef we have not as yet finished. Nonsense country.

i swear i told everyone that they are craze pipu.. i know there is NO way telecoms would short their own income by blocking their customers no.s..

A human soul that is most precious in the eyes of God.. that angels celebrate when they are saved.. is what devil influenced men destroy for peanuts. Their hanging is loading