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time for those artistic wizards to shine

Well done

se dis guy no greedy so.. anyway best of luck to him

Me wey dey excited when my boerboel born 9 pups.

op is your head paining you..why repeating the same article over and over? To make it look longer?

This man seems to have share in the money..what a stupid statement.. so they will just giv up the money after collecting it?

CountVersailles:
It's a serviced apartment, so there's no landlord. Maybe I'll mention I've been talking to the real estate guys. But the problem is that she may not even believe. She may think I'm just trying to convince her otherwise, because after my brother told her that he is no longer paying, she still doesn't believe him.

F#@k whatever she believes.. just to let your own conscience be clear. As she no believe you or your bro she ma could be telling him various lies

Those Nigerian pastors testified that they are rooted from winners..Papa to has baba Copeland as one of his roots. Glory to God

Just casually mention it in conversation..tell her you just came from seeing the landlord.Dont confront her

A broken engagement is no calamity.. run now

Snitched on dealers and now snitching on yourself. Snitching dey your body gan

ifo definitely better than ikorodu..it has access to abeokuta and lagos

Great job..keep it up sir.. should we expect more of these summaries

Na wa o.. men butchering men for change

did you go to the website

This is very bad

bullet proof glass did its job

Police quickly give themselves brain..endsars is still fresh

Nightclub tinz..1am to 3am the witching hours.

Witty and sarcastic.. abi na satiric. Nice one.. shekau for be no 5

lexy2014:
Are u saying that u have been in Egypt (bondage) for 40years?

I didnt say it God said it.. all the glory of the past 40yrs will be considered bondage in relation to the post 40yr era. Thats what God said through his servant. Not literal bondage..just a metaphor to emphasise the impact of this week

Vulcanheph:
If I visit any winners chapel parish today will there be free food?....

Throughout this week there is a sumptuous spiritual feast.. link the sevice and eat that one first. With the blessings God will give you..there will be no physical food you wish for that you cant get for yourself

This 40th anniversary brings us out of Egypt..if all the blessings of the past 40 yrs was Egypt how glorious will the promised land we are now entering be

Thank God for 40 years !

Winners is 40 today!

Living Faith Church, founded by David Oyedepo, is exactly 40 years today. To God be the glory.

lalasticlala

SanctifiedSista:
Do all cows produce milk? Vet doctor, kindly answer

females do

Why does the rocket look like a big white d@!k

To me this is frivolity

My daddy! a scion of hardwork and discipline .

Imagine with all the blessing upon winners the past 40 years..God said that was Egypt ..that after this week long 40th anniversary convenntion we will be brought into our promised land

You can enjoy this blessing too. Join us for the audio online @ domimedia.org

idolofin:
Very honest and straight forward person and one of the few I have met online that is upright.
I got the package yesterday as promised.
It was cool doing business with you

Thank you sir..God bless you. Much appreciated

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Brachiaria is native to Africa yet we are mostly ignorant about it..it is our heritage for livestock wealth

A land planted with brachiaria grass can take twice the number of cows as a land with ordinary bush grasses and vegetation

All those bushes and grasses will disappear in dry season while brachiaria will still be present

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Farm smart friends

Thats not nigeria... i know a naija pic wen i see one. Looks like east Africa

EDIT: ok..look at the real owners picture on the wall (top left) the house is in Asia. Asians have learnt to subdue their environment with basic machines and live with dignity even when poor. They are neat people

wahala don wear bone straight

lordkay10:
Good day folks. It has been a turbulent period for me since BEDC installed their prepaid meter at my residence. The meter came with 100 units of electricity which the staff told me would be free of charge
However, when I made an attempt to top-up the units when it was running low from a vendor, I was told I have to pay for the "free" 100 units before I would be able to top up. I had no choice than to part with 11,000 naira to pay off the 'debt' and buy 5000 naira worth of units for the top-up.

I was told to proceed to the BEDC area office close to where I bought the units to obtain activation tokens being my first transaction on the meter. At the BEDC area office, the customer care agent gave me a series of code to enter on my meter when I get home for activation, and wait for another set of code from the BEDC headoffice via SMS, without which I wouldn't be able to load the top-up tokens I purchased.

After following these instructions, I waited in vain for the final code from BEDC which wasn't forthcoming. I placed several calls to their hotline with some below-par agents attending to me at different points, each with a different method of how to solve my problem. Well, I finally got a competent agent who promised to escalate my case, and wait for 24hrs to receive the code

I finally got the code the next two days but not after making series of threats to their hotline, and I was able to load my top-up tokens. But this is just the beginning

Almost a month passed and I would need to top-up again. This time, I opted to do it online via quickteller since my meter has been 'activated'.
I made payment but didn't get my tokens until after 24 hours. I proceeded to load the meter but I got an error message.

I proceeded to call their hotline as usual but no luck this time, my calls keep on getting rejected. I paused for a while and tried again after few hours and I was finally able to speak with agent who told me I need to fill a certain complaint form on their website, after which I would be sent another kind of token from their headoffice

I proceeded to fill the form on their website but the form wasn't submitted because "my meter number does not exist"
I tried to get across to the customer care agent again to notify them of the development but their hotline has been unreachable since my last call.
I proceeded to make a google search of their alternate complaint lines(if any) and I was shocked to see that the two other lines quoted on their website, each had 10 digits instead of 11, thereby making those numbers invalid.
I've been in total darkness since then, not because I didn't pay my bills, but for the inefficiency of Benin Electricity Distribution Company
Mods, kindly help me take this to frontpage for more views

Fela sing de song.. Confusion breaki bone..yeepa!