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Good morning Nairalander farmers.. i want to tell you about the wonder grass that makes livestock business more profitable..BRACHIARIA

Brachiaria grass is a high protein and drought resistant grass.

With the help of Brachiaria, Brazil has overtaken America as the highest beef exporter in the world. South America has planted hundreds of thousands of hectares of this East African native grass.

Brachiaria is native to Africa yet we are mostly ignorant about it..it is our heritage for livestock wealth

A land planted with brachiaria grass can take twice the number of cows as a land with ordinary bush grasses and vegetation

All those bushes and grasses will disappear in dry season while brachiaria will still be present

Every farmer of Cows, Goats. Sheep, Rabbits, Grasscutters and even chickens needs this grass.

Once planted it lasts for life.

It is not scratchy but it is feather soft.. ideal for stress free cut and carry system, hay and silage making. You can feel the joy and pleasure of animals when they eat it..they love it

We have seeds and suckers of brachiaria available .. seize the opportunity people.
Call: 0 7 0 6 3 46 3 8 51 to order yours.

Farm smart friends

Thats not nigeria... i know a naija pic wen i see one. Looks like east Africa

EDIT: ok..look at the real owners picture on the wall (top left) the house is in Asia. Asians have learnt to subdue their environment with basic machines and live with dignity even when poor. They are neat people

wahala don wear bone straight

lordkay10:
Good day folks. It has been a turbulent period for me since BEDC installed their prepaid meter at my residence. The meter came with 100 units of electricity which the staff told me would be free of charge
However, when I made an attempt to top-up the units when it was running low from a vendor, I was told I have to pay for the "free" 100 units before I would be able to top up. I had no choice than to part with 11,000 naira to pay off the 'debt' and buy 5000 naira worth of units for the top-up.

I was told to proceed to the BEDC area office close to where I bought the units to obtain activation tokens being my first transaction on the meter. At the BEDC area office, the customer care agent gave me a series of code to enter on my meter when I get home for activation, and wait for another set of code from the BEDC headoffice via SMS, without which I wouldn't be able to load the top-up tokens I purchased.

After following these instructions, I waited in vain for the final code from BEDC which wasn't forthcoming. I placed several calls to their hotline with some below-par agents attending to me at different points, each with a different method of how to solve my problem. Well, I finally got a competent agent who promised to escalate my case, and wait for 24hrs to receive the code

I finally got the code the next two days but not after making series of threats to their hotline, and I was able to load my top-up tokens. But this is just the beginning

Almost a month passed and I would need to top-up again. This time, I opted to do it online via quickteller since my meter has been 'activated'.
I made payment but didn't get my tokens until after 24 hours. I proceeded to load the meter but I got an error message.

I proceeded to call their hotline as usual but no luck this time, my calls keep on getting rejected. I paused for a while and tried again after few hours and I was finally able to speak with agent who told me I need to fill a certain complaint form on their website, after which I would be sent another kind of token from their headoffice

I proceeded to fill the form on their website but the form wasn't submitted because "my meter number does not exist"
I tried to get across to the customer care agent again to notify them of the development but their hotline has been unreachable since my last call.
I proceeded to make a google search of their alternate complaint lines(if any) and I was shocked to see that the two other lines quoted on their website, each had 10 digits instead of 11, thereby making those numbers invalid.
I've been in total darkness since then, not because I didn't pay my bills, but for the inefficiency of Benin Electricity Distribution Company
Mods, kindly help me take this to frontpage for more views

Fela sing de song.. Confusion breaki bone..yeepa!

Jakumo:
Very good advice. Dogs raise the alarm any time day or night that unusual sounds or people are noted near one's residence.

By force of habit, I start stuffing shells into my Winchester Model 1200 pump action peacemaker whenever my dogs bark in the dead of night.

If the barking persists, I step outside and let fly a few volleys of buckshot into the night sky, just to emphasize that I will NOT be an easy target.

Dogs will ensure that nobody approaching your house will EVER have the element of surprise on their side.

As a seasoned hunter with numerous clean kills to my credit, I certainly would give good account of myself if push came to shove, and warning shots were not sufficient to establish my credentials as a crack shot.

Awesome baba.. i would love to meet you to learn the honourable art/skill of trapping and hunting.. i have been looking for an educated mentor in hunting.. i have an extremely game boerboel bitch.. i believe she lives to hunt.. even my cows she will attack. I am in oyo state sir.

Me i say go for faith healing.. Jesus was whipped to take our infirmities. http://www.domimedia.org service is on now.. buy christian books on faith healing. i hope you are a christian.

Dogs dogs..dogs.. but God is best .. but still DOGS ...even the barking of ekuke would make criminals jittery and neighbours aware of something going wrong.. a rott or boerboels would wound or kill evil criminals

Even if you dont like them..appreciate the unbribeable security aparatus that a dog is in this era of insecurity

Queenslander:
Omg, such a pretty lady. She should have reported him to the authorities,. instead of taking the laws into her hands.. now she has to face this public humiliation and a possible jail time!! I guess she didn't think this one through.. it's a shame..

So you want to say u believe that rape story? A person returns to be raped again?

owobokiri:
After all these, this son of thunder still brought her back inside the house!?
For what kwa-nû? The gal that's being repeatedly and viciously raped but still comes back for 'return leg', .. is that one not an ogbonge jezebel
Seriously!
Them use abunna swear for the man? How can you leave your wife in Lagos and go to Abuja to play a fast one on a fast lane with a runaway karashika?!?
She for pour the oil inside his brain!
I can't see his face, but honestly his back looks stoopid!

Bro u no read Samson story for Bible..or David and Bathsheba issue?

Fear women o.. make God no allow us enter their trap

cokefanta:
Please how do I get to Sango?
Thanks sir

you should see sango from agege.. ask any bus driver or conductor

So speaking the truth makes you anti party? Dull woman.. you cannot make us call what is black white

Get to Sango under bridge.. then ask for winners vehicle. safe trip

try jiji or jumia

I sell Brachiaria grass seed and suckers. a protein rich and drought resistant fodder for Cows, goats, sheep, poultry, rabbits and grasscutters 0 7 0 6 3 4 6 3 8 51

This grass is a must if you keep animals especially ruminants.. your animals will be robust.

I sell Brachiaria grass seed and suckers by the way.. a protein rich and drought resistant fodder for Cows, goats, sheep, poultry, rabbits and grasscutters 0 7 0 6 3 4 6 3 8 51

tikotin:
"This man is a thief he collect money from 600,000 from my sister without delivery.
Please beware of him.
We are currently tracking him insha Allah we bring him to book" This is what was posted on one of his threads an he has not refuted the claim. so be very careful when dealing with him

Its from the pics one would know once pics look kenya ish or south africa ish beware.. scammers are too much on nairaland and nigeria now. Spoiling business for legitimate people.

I sell Brachiaria grass seed and suckers by the way.. a protein rich and drought resistant fodder for Cows, goats, sheep, poultry, rabbits and grasscutters 0 7 0 6 3 4 6 3 8 51

live by the gun... guns are instruments of death.. a literal killing machine.. they are not to be taken lightly

Odin Thors dad, Sir Lawrence in the wolfman, hrothgar in beowulf, hannibal lecter. Legendary Actor..

Nothing bad there

Amaechi2023:
You see those ipobs, they are too dull and biased.
if NA hadn't shown picture proofs they'll have said it's a lie, now they have the picture proof.
some section of ipob started by calling him innocent, as that one no sell, people's gazzeth had to massage their ego by saying 4 military operatives died in the gun battle then boom.
all those claiming the man was innocent started praising him..
the same hypocrates accusing DSS of sponsoring attack in the east have suddenly changed tone all of a sudden.
..

I noticed this about Esn.. no consistency ..no strategy.. first they said they were there to defend the forests, next thing they are raiding banks and sacking police stations..

the delta boys had creeks.. bh have the large forests.. these ones were easily tracked down.. no escape route..no large arms cache..still no critical analysis of this defeat. Just shouting that they will continue fighting. Cursing and threatening.. Imagine using a sienna as operational vehicle

Ibos should just desist from the path of violence.. jaw jaw to the last before resorting to war war

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This is literally the answer to your problems.. open your heart and add faith as you listen. Obey and act on what u have heard and see your troubles melt away

Na fvcking so! Looks like bike week. Respect ro dmx

Insurgency and East are now words journalists are accustomed to using together..the chickens are coming home to roost

Eric go dey feel like god of sex now...

if i make love to you..you wont stop coming... thats his new line

Nbotee:
Why would U default in ur loan payment in the first place? And secondly I can confidently tell U dat message was typed by a Nigerian..

I swear down thats what i wanted to say.. that is classic Nigerian tone

The gates of hell can never prevail over the church.

This is the difference between Islam and Christianity.. one is working with love while one is working with hate.

One is original and one is a demonised and perverse copy.

Those who claim to serve this religion that teaches them to hate should wipe their eyes from deception. Jesus is the only way to God and his power is proven daily.

Now is the hour to be saved avoid the destruction and heat that is on the world.

visit http://www.domimedia.org to hear the word and give your life.

Thosw that use slander and trolling for clout should learn

You havent been able to registere people na cow una wan register

horror story.. fear people.. person wey dey follow u chop

na so