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Politics › Re: Obasanjo, Osinbajo To Speak On 50 Years After Biafra by Splashme: 4:47pm On May 23, 2017
I know for sure that if the illiterate vegetable lying in London were still around he would never go near that venue because of the deep-seated hatred he has for Ibos
Politics › Re: Meet Nigeria’s Poorest Ex-governor - He Has 3 Mud Houses by Splashme: 4:31pm On May 23, 2017
They were telling us lies about Buhari owning mud houses only for us to later discover he actually owns mansions I Maitama, Asokoro, Kaduna, Kano and Katsina
Politics › Re: "Buhari Will Win Presidential Election Again" - Garba Shehu by Splashme:

Chai . . . . . . Nigeria my country.

Who did this to us?
Femi Adesina and Garbage Shehu are laughable.

Imagine the length these two idiots care less about suffering masses just because of what they are gaining from the government
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Didn't Kidnap Chibok Girls, APC Used Them Against GEJ - Labour Party by Splashme: 4:03pm On May 23, 2017
Splinz:
Ghen ghen! Even LP knows about the grand scam by the broom waving demons! The thunder that will strike these demons will be mightier than this...
Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Launch #i Am A Nigerian Campaign by Splashme: 1:52pm On May 23, 2017
okay

Politics › Re: It's Over For Nigeria - See What IPOB And Rev. Father Were Doing Inside Church by Splashme: 1:19pm On May 23, 2017
Agumbankembu:
Salute on your ability to beg for unity! Stuff of legends!!
Politics › Re: President Buhari And His Marabouts By Reuben Abati by Splashme: 12:28pm On May 23, 2017
That ashawo Lauretta woman
Celebrities › Re: Moji Olaiya's Burial: Ekiti State Government Releases Statement by Splashme: 12:11pm On May 23, 2017
Fayose does not owe them a dime
Politics › Re: Photo Of Wike's "Special" Handshake Surfaces After Accusing Amaechi Of Cultism by Splashme: 11:56am On May 23, 2017
So, Kenny Blaq is a cultist?
All these Buhari/APC supporters are laughable!
Politics › Re: What Is D Performance Of The APC Government So Far Nearly 2yrs? Better Or Worse by Splashme: 8:53am On May 23, 2017
Any other words worse than worst
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Accuses Amaechi Of Forming New Cult Group in Rivers state by Splashme: 8:47am On May 23, 2017
Wow . . ..

New Rivers Cult Group

So, DSS, Police, Buratai where wuna dey?
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Accuses Amaechi Of Forming New Cult Group in Rivers state by Splashme: 8:45am On May 23, 2017
doublewisdom:
Amaechi is a sore loser who would do anything to discredit Wike's government.
Politics › Re: Is Ebonyi State What Was Really What They Said It Is! !! by Splashme: 8:42am On May 23, 2017
OP
There is hardship everywhere in Nigeria not only Ebonyi. The Ebonyi I have been to is not as bad as you painted it
Politics › Re: Those Saying Goodluck Jonathan Did Nothing For Ijaw People Are Mad – Fani-kayod by Splashme:
1) GEJ established 2 brand new Universities in Ijaw land - Maritime University in Delta and Federal University, Otuoke. He also built a branch of the Nigeria Law School in Bayelsa

2) GEJ established 3 brand new Federal Polytechnics in Rivers, Ondo and Kaduna states

3) GEJ built most of the finest roads in Nigeria today - Benin - Ore - Ijebu Ode, Lokoja - Abuja dual carriageway, Ikom-Abakaliki-Enugu road

4) GEJ completed 2 massive 10-lanes expressways in Abuja. One along the airport road axis and another along Kubwa

5) GEJ built the Abuja - Kaduna modern rail line

6) GEJ built 14 brand new Universities nationwide in Ekiti, Yobe, Kogi, Zamfara, Kebbi, Jigawa, Gombe, Taraba, Ebonyi, Bayelsa, Delta, Nasarawa, Katsina

7) I can go on and on and on . . . . . but I'm tired
Business › Re: Cac Closes Manual Registration Of Companies In Five States by Splashme:
The portal has been there since 2013 but don't know why it took them so long to completely drop that excessive paperwork.

They claimed they needed time to retrain their staff but for how long does it take to train staff on computer usage?

They just made company registration so cumbersome with agents/middlemen and bribe for their staff.

Anyway, better late than never. The move has this following implications:

1) More business for Cyber Cafe operators

2) Loss of business for those so called agents/hustlers usually crowded at CAC offices

3) A more convenient and faster business registration




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Politics › Re: I’ll Resign If Nigeria Continues Fuel Importation By 2019 – Kachikwu by Splashme: 9:49pm On May 22, 2017
Ds
Politics › Re: Umahi's 2 Years Of Impactful Governance By Philip Nweze by Splashme:
Was really amazed last month when I drove past Abakaliki

Four (4) of Abulegba's kind of bridges which Lagosians are celebrating Ambode for are also being constructed in Abakaliki. Two are almost completed

I saw same too at Awka, Anambra state. All the four (4) at Awka's own are completed

Those two govs are working.
I give it to them
Politics › Re: Benue Governor, Ortom Signs Anti Grazing Bill To Law, Offenders Face Jail Term by Splashme: 4:44pm On May 22, 2017
Finally . . . .

Thank you Gov Ayo Fayose for showing your colleagues the way
Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie Uses Ambode To Shade Governor Fayose On Twitter by Splashme: 4:24pm On May 22, 2017
This shameless ashawo should better go look for husband instead of fucking 'APC politicians in Abuja
Politics › Re: Blame Recession On 1999 Constitution, Not Buhari’s APC – Akande by Splashme: 4:17pm On May 22, 2017
Meanwhile, this same shameless old man with no legacy was opening his dirty smelly mouth to call GEJ a kindergarten President

What will the Buhari govt be called now?
Politics › Re: Blame Recession On 1999 Constitution, Not Buhari’s APC – Akande by Splashme: 4:11pm On May 22, 2017
These Buhari/'APC govt amuses me.
For God sake they are in govt and still acting as if they are in opposition

If 1999 Constitution is faulty, then amend it na. You have majority in Senate and Reps and controls 26 states with a non existent opposition party for now
Politics › Re: If Not For Your Gross Incompetence, I Would Have Employed U At Double The Salary by Splashme: 3:16pm On May 22, 2017
The shameless ashawo Lauretta is a disgrace
to the office she occupies
Politics › Re: Politicians Hire Marabouts, Pastors To Pray For Buhari’s Death: Lauretta Onochie by Splashme: 2:50pm On May 22, 2017
ZKOSOSO:
Madam....Tell Buhari to wake and work to deliver the country from evil governance...
Politics › Re: Politicians Hire Spiritual Leaders To Pray For Buhari's Death – Presidency by Splashme(op): 2:46pm On May 22, 2017
This ashawo woman
could be running mental
Politics › Politicians Hire Spiritual Leaders To Pray For Buhari's Death – Presidency by Splashme(op): 2:37pm On May 22, 2017
President Muhammadu Buhari’s Personal Assistant on Social Media, Lauretta Onochie, on Sunday alleged that some members of the political elite in Nigeria travelled to Niger Republic and India among other countries to hire marabouts to ensure the President dies.
She claimed that the same set of people also engaged pastors and bishops to pray for the President’s death and that the religious leaders resorted to attacking Buhari when he did not die despite their prayers.

Onochie disclosed this on her Facebook page just as the President’s latest medical vacation entered its second week.
She however did not disclose the identities of the politicians and the pastors she claimed were hired.
The presidential aide said there must be a reason why the politicians did not want to see Buhari in power.

She said that was why they rigged him out in his first three shots at the Presidency and now they wanted him dead after he got his victory at the 2015 presidential election with the support of the card readers introduced by the Independent National Electoral Commission.
Onochie alleged that before the election, when it was obvious that Buhari would win, the politicians “scammed” former President Goodluck Jonathan to postpone the election so that they could further empty the treasury.
She wrote, “There must be a reason why some members of the political elite in Nigeria do not want to see President Muhammadu Buhari in power. They rigged him out of elections in the past and now that Nigerians overpowered them with the support of the card reader, they want him dead.

“In 2015, when it was obvious the electorates had their eyes set on him, they scammed President Jonathan to postpone the election and to further empty the Nigerian treasury so they could ‘buy’ more electorates.
“But they knew Nigerians were not ready to be bought so they pocketed the campaign loot. Those who took part in the scamming of ex-President Jonathan, are being asked to cough up and the junkiest of them all, is cursing and swearing because he is being held accountable.

“Transition was a scam. Financial books were cooked. They tried to cover up their financial wickedness and recklessness against this nation. They hired some school dropouts, products of their 16 years of mis-governance across the nation, to try to disrupt the nation.
“And then they hired red, green, blue, and all shades of media outfits to unleash a coordinated attack on his government. Bravely, he soldiers on.

“They travelled as far as Niger Republic, India, etc. and in vain, they engaged the services of marabouts and soothsayers (mere men), to their own disappointments.
“Pastors and bishops (mere men), whose unholy services were engaged to pray for his death, resorted to attacking him once they have prayed and he did not die.”
Onochie further alleged that the unnamed politicians had been announcing the President’s death on cloned websites, therefore raising exaggerated concerns about his health.

http://punchng.com/politicians-hire-marabouts-pastors-to-pray-for-buharis-death-aide/
Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Arrives Maiduguri For A 2-Day Visit (Photos) by Splashme: 2:30pm On May 22, 2017
It has never been this bad in this country.

Well, since Nigeria don't have president again,
let former presidents help out in doing the job
Sports › Re: Victor Moses Celebrates With Family On The Pitch After Lifting EPL Trophy.Photos by Splashme: 2:29pm On May 22, 2017
Wow.....kids look so much like him
Politics › Re: Military Claims On Coup Plot Not Correct – Akande by Splashme: 2:26pm On May 22, 2017
This Buhari/APC govt is laughable

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri And His Twin Boys In 2008 And 2017 (Photos) by Splashme: 1:32pm On May 22, 2017
Wow . . . so cute
Wehdone, sir
Politics › Re: Buhari's Report Card to be presented to Nigerians On May 29- Presidency by Splashme: 1:13pm On May 22, 2017
Ew
Politics › Re: Ofiafuluagu Mbaka, Steve Eboh Visit Nnamdi Kanu At His Residence (Pics) by Splashme: 12:17pm On May 22, 2017
SirJeffry:
Buhari has made this guy a semi god.
Politics › Re: Nothing Must Happen To Fani-kayode, South/middle Belt Group Replies North by Splashme: 12:11pm On May 22, 2017
LukmonSodiq:
You seem to be in so much pain. Aren't you the confused individual telling us there's no difference between the two names you highlighted. I suggested they're both Ipod Yoots and here you are jumping upandan like a headless chicken. You need to take a stand. Don't be a flip-flopper.

Awon Ipod Yoots ti give we Afonja Yoruba mooslems HBP.

Kiss the damn truth! grin grin grin grin

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