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Technology MarketRe: Iphone 6 Plus US Used by spoilerx(op): 5:27pm On Sep 16, 2015
good evening
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 6 Plus US Used by spoilerx(op): 9:37am On Sep 15, 2015
good morning
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 6 Plus US Used by spoilerx(op): 6:15pm On Sep 14, 2015
good evening
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 6 Plus US Used by spoilerx(op): 9:56am On Sep 12, 2015
good morning

avail yourself to this beauty
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Super Cool Young Company Looking For Fun, Energetic Students For FLEXIBLE Work! by spoilerx: 6:24am On Sep 11, 2015
hello, what is your startup into ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: IPNX Test Invite by spoilerx: 1:04pm On Sep 03, 2015
gensherif:
Which position are you invited for? From bigger take a straight bus to obalende or a direct bus to VI drop at eko hostel roundabout ask of balarabe must from there...... Pls if u are invited for I-TAC pls which material do u suggest one should read
if itac . you need to know about networking and even transmission.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Field Engineer Trainee In Telecommunications & ICT Company Lagos by spoilerx: 8:13pm On Sep 02, 2015
me too
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 6 Plus US Used by spoilerx(op): 2:58pm On Aug 30, 2015
contact for more information
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 6 Plus US Used by spoilerx(op): 5:53pm On Aug 27, 2015
good evening
Technology MarketIphone 6 Plus US Used by spoilerx(op):
16GB
very clean
contact

thank you

PhonesRe: Recommend A Really Good Android App by spoilerx(op): 6:58am On Aug 27, 2015
carbon for twitter

PhonesRe: Recommend A Really Good Android App by spoilerx(op): 6:56am On Aug 27, 2015
am loving dead space so far .
thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: HDS Interview Invite. by spoilerx:
ewosk:
Congrats

where you asked to resume or what.....pm me
reach me

can't access my PM
Jobs/VacanciesRe: HDS Interview Invite. by spoilerx: 7:27pm On Aug 25, 2015
they called me today
ComputersRe: Do I Really Need An Antivirus For Windows 8.1? by spoilerx: 1:48pm On Aug 18, 2015
Dapo777:
I feel windows 8.1 isn't prone to virus. Or if it is, I am thinkinof downloading bit defender or avast , suggest.
no you don't .

it comes with Windows defender, buy u need to activate it first
Jobs/VacanciesRe: HDS Interview Invite. by spoilerx: 5:26am On Aug 18, 2015
masquellett:
Were u contacted?
yes . have u heard from them after ur interview?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: HDS Interview Invite. by spoilerx: 8:58pm On Aug 17, 2015
masquellett:
Yea. IT related. Majorly networking questions
thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: HDS Interview Invite. by spoilerx: 6:47pm On Aug 17, 2015
masquellett:
Thanx everyone. I eventually went for the interview! Turned out that I applied. It was wonderful!
@Ibksolar. Yes. Exactly. U are right.
Jah bless! grin
hello , what sort of questions did they ask?

IT related or ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can One Secure A Job In A Reputable Company. Bsc. comp sci. second class lower by spoilerx: 6:46pm On Aug 14, 2015
depending on the area of computer science u want to focus on ,try and get certifications
ProgrammingRe: Sublime Text Editor. by spoilerx: 2:38pm On Aug 11, 2015
Ucheernest:
PLEASE GURU'S WHERE CAN I GET CRACKED SUBLIME TEXT EDITOR.
....
use the free version
CareerRe: Diary Of A Pretend HR by spoilerx: 7:49pm On Jul 22, 2015
Krysstie:
One of the most common Nigerian trend is for unemployed graduates to lament about sending out their CVs over a hundred times a month without getting a single feedback. They even curse the government for not giving them jobs.

What if I say most Nigerian graduates are unemployable? It’s high time you all stop disturbing the mailboxes of recruitment agencies and companies who have better things to do than reading your CVs.

I’m not a Human Resource manager, HR or whatever term they give to those people. I don’t run a recruitment agency. I’m just an observer in one corner of Lagos, almost as good as unemployed. Sometime last week I was opportune to help place a job ad and receive the CVs that come in. Receiving CVs is one of the most difficult part of being a HR. First, the job listing sites do not help matters. You place a job ad in one site because you don’t want your mailbox to overflow with CVs, then other job sites you never knew existed take it upon themselves to publish.

I was set for the excitement and fun that came with receiving CVs for the first time, so I let the job listing sites do what they please, without inkling that it would be a frustrating experience.

As the CVs began to troop in, all I expected was to get applicants who had the relevant job experience stated in the ad, but the reverse was the case. Why would you apply for a job you clearly know you’re not qualified?

The job experience contained in your CV is ‘bar attendant’, ‘sales officer’ and ‘lab attendant’, then you go ahead to apply for the role of web content developer. How does that work? Even if you’re graduate of Mass Communication, I’ll send your CV to trash. Sorry.

Several times I’ve called on people who are unemployed, to take up jobs as guest writers, volunteers and others, where they would be paid little or nothing, but they gain experience which they would include in their CVs. This suggestion of mine has always been turned down. Everyone wants money, not experience. This is why they keep carrying empty CVs, applying for jobs that require experience and having their CVs sent to trash almost all the time.

The most annoying part of my experience was when I felt really insulted. How on earth will you send your CV to multiple companies at the same time? First, you’re not qualified, then I see you sent your CV to my company, Dangote, FCMB and Chrisland schools’ recruitment email. This is just wrong. You don’t even stop there, you go ahead to send it with a funny subject like – ‘Here! My CV, for employment’.

Another version of this was the one who forwarded the application email he had just sent to another company. It doesn’t end there, the CV wasn’t in Microsoft word format, not in PDF, but pasted in the body of the email. Yes. That’s how bad it was.

You see, when the HR manager or whoever is receiving CVs get 20+ mails from unqualified individuals, the next question that comes to mind is, “Can I just get a few qualified applicants”? The moment about 5 qualified CVs arrive, that’s almost always the end of the show. If the HR is not as impatient as I am, he or she might decide to go through the frustrating experience of opening another 20+ unqualified CVs in a bid to wait for 5 more qualified applicants.

This is what happens when you’re qualified but never get called. There are tons of people applying, 80 percent of the CVs are empty and unqualified. Once the HR gets 5 percent of qualified applicants that he needs, the door closes and the remaining CVs might never get opened because it’s frustrating to open yet another scary document.

Again, I’m not a HR, but I have acted it, and it’s really frustrating to receive CVs. You’re 31 years of age, meaning you must have finished your Secondary School education many years ago. There’s no argument about that because you graduated from the University in 2009. Secondary School will definitely be a long time ago. Now, why bring it into your CV that you were a time keeper during your Secondary School days? Who cares about that? Does it relate to the job you’re applying for? Even if it does, no one will take a look at that.

Qualification and experience is stated in job ads, pay attention. Applying for jobs doesn’t mean sending your CV to whatever recruitment email you come across. It’s a serious business!
If your job application is not a serious business for you, it is for the HR. Don’t go about getting phone numbers from the websites of companies who place job ads. This might sound strange, but it’s real. You come across a job ad you’re qualified for, and instead of sending your CV to the email provided, you go ahead to the company’s website, pick a phone number that was provided for inquiry purpose and then call to give unwanted ‘gists’ about how qualified you are for the role. No one is interested. Save your airtime and send your CV!

The job recruitment and application process is just crazy! From just one job ad, over a 100 CVs are received. How about a solution? There should probably be a way to close the mailboxes after a maximum number of CVs has been received. It’s really frustrating for the HR, and also frustrating for you to keep applying for jobs month after month without feedback. Save your CV from a life in the trash folder. Get experience! Read the job ad over and over again to know if your qualification and experience fit! Make things easy for yourself and whoever is receiving the CVs.

You’re probably asking how on earth you’ll get experience if you don’t get employed? There are tons of jobs that do not require experience, take advantage of them and respect the wish of those who seek experienced applicants. I had fun receiving CVs as a pretend HR, but at this point, it’s no longer fun. The mailbox is weeping, and as frustrated as I am. Tell those still applying that it’s all over. Let them know they’ll never get a feedback. In fact, inform them that successful applicants have not only been selected, they’ve also resumed work.

All the best in your job search!

http://houseofmo.com/diary-of-a-pretend-hr/
I would expect this from a lazy HR personnel.

there are a lot of factors involved.

And some firms put up all sorts of experience sometimes to reduce the number of applicants(used to work for an IT firm & we did this a lot .... we would need an extra hand with basic IT knowledge at work to handle documentation & menial stuff but we would ask for certifications like CCNA , CCNP when recruiting)
EducationRe: Two Female UNIBEN Students Hit By an Army Vehicle. One Confirmed Dead [photo] by spoilerx: 10:32am On Jul 20, 2015
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Cope With Regret Mails? by spoilerx: 10:40am On Jul 16, 2015
it's not easy, the last one I received from ipNX I almost died that day. I couldn't eat.
I walked aimlessly for about 2 hours, I wished the ground would just open up and swallow me.

after scaling through test, interview, executive chat and to be dropped after final chat with GMD.

during my conversation with the GMD, he even mentioned he attended the same same high school I did. I was already thanking God.
he complained that I didn't make a 1st class sha ..

even before the executive chat, the HR lady was already congratulating me as if I had already gotten the job.



God knows best...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy : IT Staff Needed For Immediate Employment by spoilerx: 6:31pm On Jul 15, 2015
forgive my I too know,

but I think you should post looking for web developer/graphic or UX designer ..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs At Mutual Benefits Life Assurance by spoilerx: 6:02pm On Jul 15, 2015
Y ur site dey ask for login details
Jobs/VacanciesRe: ICS Talent Bank: Biggest Job Fair In West Africa by spoilerx: 5:54pm On Jul 15, 2015
is the government doing anything about organizations like this that gather people's personal information...
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Governor Hires World’s Most Ruthless Hackers For N100M To Hack Computers by spoilerx: 8:44pm On Jul 09, 2015
INTROVERT:
I don't understand why a state government would want to hack citizens phones when no be SSS.


anyways IOS is unhackable.
u so naive
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Engineers And Riggers Wanted Urgently by spoilerx: 10:18am On Jul 06, 2015
me sef apply, haven't heard from them.
PhonesRecommend A Really Good Android App by spoilerx(op): 5:29pm On Jul 05, 2015
drop the name & screen shot of an Android app you like.

mine would be
1. twidere for twitter
2.carbon for twitter


as per games
1.Hacked (if u don't code ,u won't like this )
2. Modern combat 4 (yet to play 5)
PhonesRe: Think You Got The Best UI? Screenshot Your Homescreen And Others. by spoilerx: 11:11am On Jul 05, 2015
smiley

Jobs/VacanciesRe: IT Support Staff Needed In Lagos by spoilerx: 8:39am On Jul 03, 2015
engrhorla:
Try to chk d Op profile and topics.... Just saying!
still doesn't answer the question asked

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