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why don't you beat d hell out of him. i was joking. if he loves u he should understand. u know Wat i mean try to explain yourself to him.

I would like to receive information about ABU Zaria's admission scheme for the year 2008/2009.

Hey guys, guess who is back again, it's SPOT this time again. All guys they complain say my jokes dry.
However, I A, for Adamant, B, for bombom, C, for crawcraw, D, Daddy showky, E, for eve, F, for fo soke, G, for gun shOt, abbl, etc,
                   PEACEOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

oh, let's supply ours ,, I know s
S, u are sexual.
A,, U are Asexual, ehhhheeee

This place don become maximize by some rubbish. Well, I hope all these that you are all talking about is TRUE TALK!
I will be out soon for another rase, Tessybabe na ur back dem dey fight for abi? You go wound!!!! IMAO! _^IMAO

Yeah, he don tey

Migines:
E don tey.

Since migines is more or less a Dick.
1. Can't think
2. He sucks

No one has a arse that sucks like Migines'

[b]Hey we should compare and contrast abi[/b[i]]:, BLACK AND WHITE[/i].

[b][/b]Hey, Nicorous dey won't tie it on the SPOT, leave the issue. Aristole, I'll advice that it should be tied round the the chest(UNDER THE BREAST) or better still you tight the NIPPLES.

Then what does f**k means?

Aristole thank you oh!
can anyone keep it up with this twos,

hen and cock

cry and laugh

Iwajay tell all those fool around you too stop crying.
If na them go teach me how to watch my mistake, I'll rather prefare to keep on with the mistake than doing that,
Ok?

All fools that ever existed will never want anyone to call them fools. But deep down they know that they are fools.
Ituen leave them, if them talk say that the water wey they give fish life na him go cook and raw, everybody go deny.
Miggy, we gum together, tj_tj u wan enter middle abi, you go wound ooooo! As for you Clemcykul when I get your time u go re-christian yourself to clemcyHOT.
Every fools in the house say HI!
APART FROM MIGGY WHO HAPPENS TO BE YOUR LEADER!
Bawo ni ARISTOLE (you still be my man)

Well, the real ministers have the anoiting.
But believe me truely, there is nothing on earth without its counterfeit.
Even if there isn't, did you think Nigerians will relent in finding out an alternative to a real thing.
The world is of twos, words and opposite, singular and plura, nouns and pronouns and so on.

Aristole are you a Christian or Muslim. Well, I am Xtian. Maybe one resisted fire or not, that doesn't matter, the only thing that matter is your trust in wat u believe in.
The Islams belief that theirs is powerful, do u expect me a christian to say mine is not as powerful as theirs?
I believe BIBLE is more powerful.
Their (Muslim) Leaders knows that, but would not want to conscent.

Is it on the face AYUSMAN16?

You no knw talk say pickin wey no die young na him go grow up to become old!!!
No codemnation, I am not even moved by any ill words from you all.
I am here to enjoy myself, that's all.
Thanks NECORIOS

Hey not only fish brain na CRAYfish brain

[b][/b]Your brain SUCK!!!


Teacher: Students, one of you will try to write from 10 to 90 in tens.

Students: I, me, I, me, me, I, me

Teacher: OK! Migines come to the board

Migines: (writing on the board) 10 twenty 30 forty 50 sixty 70,

Teacher: Hey migey, you can't mix words with digits.

Migines: OK sir, (starts over again) 1EN 2WENTY 3ERTY 4RTY 5IFTY 6IXTY 7EVENTY,

Teacher: Migines, your brain SUCKS!

If na like so them they cook food, shoo, una go win award o.
Well I no blame una, na joke una sabi COOK!

Superstitions.
Only God knows who the chicken is, but I know the person who helped it cross the road.
It's FELA!

Flatting

Thanks ifyalways.
Mimiko no I am peeing you o!

Thanks ifyalways.
Mimiko no I am peeing you o!

FIVE travelled to lagos and got up the next day to go round the sorrounding, he met with a little boy of his age:

FIVE: Hi pal, I am 5, I'm just new in this brotherhood!
PAL: hmmmmm (nodding his head and saying nothing)
FIVE: (some minutes later) Hey why are you not saying anything, I hope you are alright!
PAL: (muttering) I really don't get names straight easily, do you mean to say 5 or 5IVE?[b][/b]
what a questionable question!!!

Up ASSernal. ^{[/sup][sup][b][/b]}

I nominate migines(na u bi CHAMP DUMBEST)

Non of them is wise. They were both out of their minds I guess.

Hey' I am not in Nairaland to trmple on peoples feet or to make people disturb my fun. Hey guyz, if you all feel that you are fucking perfect, that's your fucking prob. It is TERMITE that will feed on your perfections when you MUD!!!
     My next post may not be in AK 47.
     GO MUD!!!

Transformation does not just occur, it takes little while. Hey guys if u know that u r that wise like you all thought of ourselves, then Wat "is the name given to that person who is not an adult and would not want anyone to call him/her a kid". That's Wat u are, (ALL)

Hey, guyz that's nt the end of the show. Why don't u lick my butt, although I Won't pay for dat. You should gather a lot of sense-brain-opolo-frog, when talking.If u all have the mind put your stinking mouth in my anus. Thanks to ituen and minges. Tessybabe,no make them rot me [b][/b][sup][/sup][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]