₦airaland Forum

ChristoBam:
You get Lhasa Apso for house, you dey price Boerbel?

studentwriter:
na your ashawo mama and Useless papa wey bring idiot like you come this world I blame

NwaAmaikpe:





Exactly what happened to my stupid aunty.

She packed from her marital home in anger because she suspected her husband was cheating with his secretary at work.

Two months later, her househelp was pregnant with twin boys for him.

Let me also add that neither my stupid aunty nor any of her female kids got anything from him in his will.

Moral of the story is, don't always strive to be politically correct, there are a millions who would do better queueing up to take the spot you give away.

prettysassygirl:
I am also from abia and my mum fought against my marriage to an akwa ibom guy using God's name saying he ain't my husband. I insisted and went ahead cos I knew what I wanted and I saw over 80% of the qualities I needed in a man. Today I am happily married and no one is happier than my mother,she is happy I didn't listen to her.

studentwriter:
na your ashawo mama and Useless papa wey bring idiot like you come this world I blame

ogkrakkid:
The most foolish comment I have seen on this forum...guy u are brain dead..

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Can you imagine....

Beltz:
Oga promiscuousity and animalistic tendency is not tied to a particular tribe.

Donvictor2015:
Learn how to trade crypto or forex yourself. Don't give anyone or institution your money for a monthly return. Do this and know peace. Thanks

Haroldjunior:
I wasn’t literally calling you a thief, my reply may have come out rude, but you should have seen it coming... why you go price am 30k? E say e dey sell am 60k, because e say na giveaway price, you come dey price am 30k. You sef reason am na.

Whizz95:
Pls guys, can anyone help me with a site I can stream this match?

Haroldjunior:
You be thief o. Why would you offer 30k? You no see ekuke go buy? Una go just dey price rubbish on top person business. If you buy the dog 30k now and it litters, if person price your puppy 30k, you no go use stick wipe that person?! Sometimes when una come online, if una no know wetin to talk, it would take absolutely nothing to walk past... you wan buy boerboel mastiff 30k... you for price am 15k.

swtzeebae:
#60,000

NwaAmaikpe:





I think you should marry her.

Why would you let her being a cheat get in the way of what you share?

I can not pay 20k monthly subscription on kpekus since March 2021 till date and let it go down the drain just because I know the woman is no good to my future.

It doesn't matter if she cheats on you, talks back at you, demands equality or isn't homely, what matters is love.
As long as you love her, the least you can do for a lady who stood by you when you had nothing is to stand by her and be supportive of all her dreams.

As she's gone to church, surprise her.
Watch some YouTube videos on how to cook the perfect Sunday stew or read up some of Pocohantas 's cooking topics so you can serve her the best possible meal with an apology letter for being irresponsible enough not to warm the chicken this morning.

That's how to pamper a woman.

If she wants to go hang out with other men, just beg her not to sleep over with them. If she insists she wants to sleep over with them, beg her not to have sex with them. If she insists she wants to have sex with them, then beg her to tell them not to cum inside her.

But if they do and she brings back a bastard baby home, allow the Christian in you love her and the baby just like Christ has loved the church.

If you really love a woman, you shouldn't be scared of anything. Just be reassured that no matter how many preeks she fvcks outside, she'd be back to you.
All you need is love.

My Bible tells me in 1st John 4:18 that "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear,"

Work on yourself, throw away your insecurities, spend more time in the kitchen, learn to treat that woman like a queen and don't stop loving her for the peril she is.

You have 5months to prepare a mind-blowing public proposal and 8months to happily walk into your unhappy future, now is the time to hire the best event planners so you create a lasting impression.

The good part is that if you marry her, you won't need to be paying that 20k monthly subscription. You can then channel it to buying Valium 5 for the sleepless nights she's going to torment you with.

Over to Lalasticlala and the other elders.

Jennyclay:
Even if she's 32 years old, she has every right to plan how her wedding should be.

Just tell her your budget probably she might work with it.

All I can see here is a broke poverty stricken man ranting up and down.

Men who don't have anything are the ones making noise. an empty barrel makes the most noise

Nonsense!!

Jennyclay:
Whenever a man is on heat like a community dog, he can promise a lady heaven on earth. After the sex, for him to honor his promises it a big problem for him.

He must have promised her probably 2 million naira but only to give her just #370 after sex. We need her type in Nigeria, so that she can bite off the ears of those promise and fail men.
So because he couldn't fulfill his promises, so ear deserved to be bitten ryt?
Serves the man the right. Next time he would learn to fulfill his promises.

Jennyclay:
Whenever a man is on heat like a community dog, he can promise a lady heaven on earth. After the sex, for him to honor his promises it a big problem for him.

He must have promised her probably 2 million naira but only to give her just #370 after sex. We need her type in Nigeria, so that she can bite off the ears of those promise and fail men. So because he couldn't fulfill his promises, so ear deserved to be bitten ryt?

Serves the man the right. Next time he would learn to fulfill his promises.

Freeman2022:
Am in ph

Miracood2:
I don't know what u all are typing.

Why is no one angry by the fact that this young man was illegally detained for 2yrs?