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Romance / Re: I Caught My Girlfriend With My Dog! *True But They Won't Believe Me* by squaddy(m): 9:52pm On Jan 03, 2014
Errrmmm...since she is now your ex...can you please let me have her contact? grin...I don't care if she let's the cock screw her as long as I get a portion of the coohie when I want to...stop making relationships so complicated...just keep phucking nigga...you aint going to take her to the altar for pete's sake
Politics / Re: AN IGBOMAN Becomes First African To Become A Senior Officer In American Army by squaddy(m): 9:38pm On Jan 03, 2014
Nwa afo...I'm not surprised really...achieving feats which the lazy,shepe drinking yorubas and almajiris say cannot be done is our specialty...Big up son of the lands where the sun rises
Romance / Re: How Do You See The Girls Used For Music Videos? by squaddy(m): 9:08pm On Jan 03, 2014
I love them half unclad or fully unclad big black booty girls in musical videos....do a video of a very crappy boring song and throw in a lot of half unclad females shaking those God given booty and I'll watch it over and over again...sue me
Religion / Re: Pictures Of Animals Supposedly Praying by squaddy(m): 8:40am On Dec 22, 2013
westcodes:

We only accept wishful thinking on this thread, how dare you let truth get in the way of wishful thinking?

Animals in the class of squirrels, mongoose i.e short fore legs and longer hind legs actually observe that pose, even kangaroos. Its a result of their "engineering" leave it to some people to use it to satisfy their gullibility.


Ermm mr wise one..who did this "engineering"...I suppose your big bang theory or your full of crap evolution theory made it clear to you....please atheist leave us to our ignorance...is that too much to ask

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TV/Movies / Re: Funny Yoruba Movie English Subtitles [Photos] by squaddy(m): 11:06pm On Dec 15, 2013
sCun: Nollywood is watched and enjoyed all over Africa and beyond.....thanks to Igbos!
We should do our best to make sure thesr disgraceful Yoruba movies do not cross our boundaries.

I'm doubting if you are really an ibo boy...I doubt if you really are one of us...we don't act this way...we never throw the first punch...u av tried to derail this thread twice now and everyone ignored you and you still tried for the third time...seriously I'm thinking seun and his team plants some idiots to stir up tribal wars on nairaland...while we brandish swords they are up there laughing and raking in greens...May God help us all

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by squaddy(m): 5:28pm On Dec 15, 2013
ohemm: @ OP, you're a good man and your type is very rare to come by. Don't listen to those that are saying she must have actually cheated on you and probably had an abortion cos she would have just done the abortion,cleaned herself up and you won't even know(seeing as you guys don't leave in same town)... Enjoy your lives...you both deserve it.

Why fly no go support shit? I'm sure you've done that to ur man for real..got pregnant for another guy, removed it,act like nothing ever happened, and slept like a baby afterwards

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Education / Re: UNICAL Wins All Nigerian Universities Debate Championship by squaddy(m): 11:22am On Dec 15, 2013
5.00GP:
IGBO UNIVERSITIES OCCUPIED THE FIRST, SECOND, THIRD POSITION..

SPEAKER HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVE OF CROSS RIVER PRESIDED OVER THE DEBATE.....
MAGO MAGO NO GOOD OOO


You sound naïve and very stupid
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by squaddy(m): 11:10am On Dec 15, 2013
milychocs:


It so can be a mistake too
tongue

You can only cheat with someone you are familiar with cuz you cannot meet a stranger and in the next 30 seconds his d**k is in ur backside...you are supposed to have seen the signs the nigga or the lady is throwing at you..now if you do not want to make that CHOICE of banging him/her you would have severed the ties or increase the border line...it takes at least 5 minutes to get unclad and slot d**k in pussy...you cannot tell me you did all that without being fully aware of what you are getting into so don't give me that...and for all the niggas supporting the idea that cheating is a mistake, you have officially been inducted into the DUMB LOVERS ASSOCIATION but you just don't know it

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by squaddy(m): 10:48am On Dec 15, 2013
Nifemi_cutie: u're every gals dream..wow!!! Am really touch dat a man like dis stil exist.she s xo lucky i pray wen my time cums i shud be also lucky to find my own man

Your own fool or wimp u mean undecided

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by squaddy(m): 11:14pm On Dec 14, 2013
JustifiedChild: After all,we all make mistakes.

Cheating is never a mistake...it is a premeditated choice

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by squaddy(m): 10:20pm On Dec 14, 2013
youmour:

There are decisions and mistakes we wish we could take back,but since we cant we can only decide to adjust our ways to the situation and forge ahead,everything we do eventually comes to light no matter how long it takes,she made her mistake,i have had lots of mistakes which she stood by me.if every man shun single moms the word step-dad for no exist


And you think she would have done the same for you? Stick around after you got another woman in the family way?...wake up bro...love is a scam nigga,it's just a game of 2 people trying to outsmart the other...no need asking who won that game in your case...
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by squaddy(m): 9:46pm On Dec 14, 2013
youmour: I have been in a similar situation only difference was mine was for real,in my mind shes the one i want to settle down with,belle or no belle,also theres a lot of forces against our union,eg.distance and financial issues etc,in spite of it all i still loved her.i told her from the beginning of our relationship i wouldnt desert her,and im a man of my word on that

Nigga are you actually trying to say ur GF got pregnant for another nigga and you are still loving her?...are you for real homie?...if say u be white man street boys for use u chop wella online
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by squaddy(m): 9:43pm On Dec 14, 2013
mikyke: my dear dis is my true life experience not a fiction. for a second I felt the whole world crumbling dwn b4 my own eyes. I built everytn around her

Fatal mistake of the millenium...don't even build your sand castle around a woman...the fact that this was a test, does not mean she hasn't been phucking another nigga behind ur back homie

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Politics / Re: “Niger Bridge May Collapse Sooner Than Envisaged” by squaddy(m): 5:38pm On Dec 14, 2013
Jobless, frustrated, hating, miserable yorubas...we are not the cause of your perpetual poverty and hating us would only make us achieve more feats...all you can do is back bite and bicker...looking around we all can see for ourselves that the ibos are thriving while the yorubas are feeding from the remains on our table....phucking tribalistic bigots...I'm out of here so don't bother quoting me cuz I won't see your irrelevant replies #unfollows#

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Politics / Re: “Niger Bridge May Collapse Sooner Than Envisaged” by squaddy(m): 12:50pm On Dec 14, 2013
BigBen10: cheesy laughing at yout fustration

Scumbag come back when you learn how to spell
Politics / Re: “Niger Bridge May Collapse Sooner Than Envisaged” by squaddy(m): 8:31am On Dec 14, 2013
What the phuck is wrong with these south westerners?? Must u always jump at any chance to show your beastly nature?...u guys are worse than the colonial masters...hating your fellow country men just cause they are far better off despite all your post civil war antics to suppress them....keep your phucking opinion to yourselves poo hole...better go get a life and see if you can make something out of your miserable selves instead of making tribalistic remarks at every chance you get...Gosh!!!...what a race of nitwits

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Romance / Re: I'm 24 And Still A Virgin! by squaddy(m): 11:06pm On Dec 13, 2013
I see a lot of female haterz here...don't bite the young girls's head off cuz you lost your virginity in exchange for phones and brazilian hair...direct your hate inwards for being so cheap

@etim blessing...don't allow all these hating females make you feel bad about yourself...they're hating cuz they cannot say the same for themselves...you did well to keep your cookies jar locked up air tight
Romance / Re: What Do You Ladies Really Want From Men? by squaddy(m): 9:10am On Dec 13, 2013
@gentle mimi...I've heard u...*walks away*
Religion / Re: 15 Things You Shouldn't Say To An Atheist by squaddy(m): 8:44am On Dec 13, 2013
9jadelta: mumu.....i bet she has more morals than any of the girlfriends that u have ever had.... after sleeping with 1 million men and 12 abortions to crown it up, they run to church and start forming holy in choir.


I agree with u...u do av a point there...so consider my statement withdrawn...remove the mumu part
Romance / Re: What Do You Ladies Really Want From Men? by squaddy(m): 8:25am On Dec 13, 2013
GentleMimi:
Yeah,not suprised.Too complex for ur brain to fathom...same word i used for further maths in school.
I'm free to voice my opinion....but if u cn't handle it,go and ........ undecided

No need to be on the offensive young lady...ur opinion is bollocks to me...trying to shove it down my throat won't make it any sensible and resulting to insults or derogatory remarks faster than the speed of light only shows the type of person you are...your attitude contradicts ur name...Ghetto_mimi will suit you just fine
Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 8:17am On Dec 13, 2013
Isk: Phew..... Aren't you exhausted?? You keep posting same lines over and over. Calm down before you get a heart attack. The dude you're trying to get a rise out of isn't even moved. Just stop

Lolz!!..so that nigga actually kept this up till the early hours of this morning...anyway @isk...your profile pic is what I call a sensodyne smile..such smiles will make a bank cashier overpay u
Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 12:36am On Dec 13, 2013
I forgot to add...."Phucking ghanaian"... grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 12:33am On Dec 13, 2013
PetroDolla2: holy sh1t. are that limited in vocabulary? dummy the dumb dumb you are the biggest f00l on nairaland. I'll tell you what a sh1thead like you should do. get a bucket of milo and pour cement inside and drink it,huh? olodo in the house.

no wonder Ghanaians continue to dominate MUMUgerians. they suffer from such inferiority complex

boy, you are truly dumb


Now I'm convinced the word "dumb" is all you learnt in school...hahahahahaha....you have used that more than a hundred times it seems like I am reading the same things over and over again...buy a brain nitwit(if you can) or better still,beg a nigerian to spare you one( you guys are good in doing that)...hahahahh...

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Romance / Re: What Do You Ladies Really Want From Men? by squaddy(m): 12:29am On Dec 13, 2013
GentleMimi:
Lol! For the short duration i've been on this forum,i've realised that many guys derive joy in talking down on females.I wonder how that would enrich their lives.Most of them are patheticaly naive,i feel like weeping for them.Our youths in Naija have little or no respect for female folks,so why shld we expect the best of character from them.Most babes behave the way our society has painted as ''ideal''.The same guys who accuse the females of only being interested in money are the same people to offer the money to a beautiful girl,just to bed her.Who are we fooling?
And as for not earning ''likes'' for my post,thats cool,as long as i dn't lose my ''identity''.

One word...Balderdash
Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 12:20am On Dec 13, 2013
PetroDolla2: yes oo laugh your butt off ooo. is n't that what imbeciles do? mudder fugger spastic maggot I bet your IQ is even less than 10, mor0n!

pus-filled piece of garbage.


I blame the disgusting piece of trash that opened its legs to give birth to a cockroach like you, mudder fugger cool embarassed now seep back into that barrel of toxic waste you seeped out of, scum of the earth


*yawns*...is that the best u can do nigga? C'mon hater, stop the hating..it ain't no fault of our's that u guys are way below our league...anyway I'll dismiss this gibberish balderdash of your's as the rantings of a deranged man...."Phucking ghanaian"...LMFAO

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 12:16am On Dec 13, 2013
Jigga_man101:

The reason why I know you are lying is because Ghana's accent is much easier to understand than nigerian one. Ask non nigerian and non Ghanaians which accents are much easier to understand and they will say Ghana. If u travel outside Nigeria u will realize people prefer Ghana movies over Nigeria because of the accent and quality


Are you serious nigga? You must be having a laugh...u are putting that crappy movies you make over nollywood movies...you must be a joker...my little sis will produce better movies than your poo hole characters...we "nigerians" made ur movie industry what it is today...better watch ur mouth before we send it back spiralling downwards to the shithole it was in before we resurrected the likes of van vicker and maijd micheal

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 12:08am On Dec 13, 2013
PetroDolla2: shut up goat. fuelish mudder fugger you want to make fun of someone, go look for a MUMUgerian to play that kind of sick joke with,huh? ediot. I hope you would have said the same rubbish if a Ghanaian had played that joke on nigerians.

dirty ugly pig!

Take it easy nigga before you get a heart attack...hahahahaha...laughing my butt off...you sound bitter...did I hurt u little boy?...hahahaha..."Dirty ugly pig"...really?...u can't touch me when it comes to class,finance and swag...so don't even go there nigga...I said it before and I'll say it again "phucking ghanaian", if u don't like it here, get the phuck out!!!!

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Religion / Re: 15 Things You Shouldn't Say To An Atheist by squaddy(m): 11:59pm On Dec 12, 2013
Eminado01:

#Representing us ladiessmiley

Very happy to meet your fellow nitwit I see...you guys are just bunch of lonely attention seekers....meet up and phucck yourselves since in your book that is no wrong doing?...mtcchheew
Romance / Re: What Do You Ladies Really Want From Men? by squaddy(m): 10:10pm On Dec 12, 2013
Black Human: Fork women....yeah u heard me right, fork dem all!


Haaahhaaa...nigga e be like say women don do you every every
Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by squaddy(m): 9:49pm On Dec 12, 2013
PetroDolla2: yes, I don't like it here, dummy the dumb dumb. I am here because Ghana/Ghanaians is an issue. are you too dumbto know that?


With all the supposed superior english accent you claim to have, it seems the word dumb is all they teach you ghanaians in school...if you don't like it here, then I suggest you create "ceedees land"...btw, how is ghana/ghanaian an issue here? The OP was just making fun of the mis-understanding between himself and the fish seller(ghanaian or not)...this is not the platform to show your patroitism..now don't you ever quote me again you fucking ghanaian

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