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Cashio: ...all these for jst a round of hot punny?

Hahahahahahaah...brother you are the man...ahahahahm..I didn't even have to memorize this much when I defended my final project...LWKM

3 things....Money,good sex,attention in that particular order...a lady will kill another lady that so much as looks at a guy who gives her those consitently...and at the same time, she will abandon the same guy without a moment's thought for another guy who gives her more money, more good sex and more attention and the circle goes on until she is old and cannot give even a dog a hard on when she is naked...then she looks for the fool to tie down in a scam called marriage all in the name of another scam called love....confused beings I tell you

PetroDolla2: tis a joke,huh? hope you nigerians will see it as a joke when Ghanaians pull one on you,huh? don't tell me it is only a joke when Ghanaians are at the butt. utter crap

Hey if you don't like it here homie, I'm sure we pronounce "deactivate" the same way...use it...

Cat the fish....lol...that's a new one

Ich liebe dich: In Abuja, An Atheist brought an ex parte application against the Christmas Holiday declared by the government The case was brought before Justice Akpos. . He hired Barrister Rukevwe Akpokiniovo to file an action on grounds of discrimination in favour Christians and Muslims concerning observation of their Holy Days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognised days. According to him,'The Christians have Christmas, Easter and Others. The Muslims have Eid-el-kabir, Eid-el-fitri and Others. But my client and other Atheists have no such holidays. Justice Akpos said to the Counsel, 'Applicant and other Atheists have their own day. It is just that Applicant is woefully ignorant.
The Lawyer said,'My Lord,we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for Atheists. After listening to the powerful submission of Applicant's Counsel , the Judge dismissed the case. According to Justice Akpos,'The Calendar says April 1st
every year is April Fools' day. Psalm 14 verse 1 says, The fool says in his heart, there is no God. It is the opinion of this court that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day

Hahhahhahahahah...that was a cracker....haahahahahahaa...still cannot get hold of myself...laughing my butt off...I'll surely pop a drink for all of you atheist come april next year...thanks for the cracker sweetheart, your xmas gift is on me...no jokes..

Logicboy03: 1) iF YOU READ MY REPLY TO NATIVE BOY, you would see that it is you christians/muslims shoving your religion down people's throats and you expect them not to complain? Churches blasting loudspeakers, government using taxpayer money sponsor churches and pilgrimages...

2) Go to a science website and read about evolution. Why is it that you christians always mistake belief in evolution for atheism? Does the thought of humans evolving scare you and your religion?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution

Just exactly what I thought you would do...try finding a route to meander around the question I asked...just one simple question...reading your response above all is see is blah blah blah blah mee meee miii kiiee...GIBBERISH

Whooo!!! There are really a lot of you guys these days...just like what @native boy said you guys are really putting in a lot of time,energy and effort to prove the non-existence of God....now it makes one to wonder really,if atheist being the "enlightened" and "free thinkers", then why does it matter to you if there are millions still under the "shackles of religion" like you guys put it...I don't see why it should bother you guys to prove to xtains that God does not exist(it's not like there is an "atheist hell" somewhere for xtains who believe in God)...now I have a question for you @logic boy...according to the theory of evolution, now if my memory serves me correctly, man supposedly evolved in man from ape...if that theory is true, then why are apes still here? Aint they supposed to be extinct by now? What is stopping the other apes from evolving into man? Don't they want to be alpha dogs and enjoy the good things of life as well?...traditionally when a question throws an atheist off balance they reply with silly remarks or try to make the person asking the question looks stupid...a straight answer from you @logic boy is all I need...Thank you

But why all these guys dey Bleep another man game up na?...we all have one or two girls by the side we explore just for the fun of it...so stop acting like the nigga murdered JFK

Baddie Kay: Its obvious dis nigga jx enjoys using u and u made d mistake of nt DTR(defining the relationship) bt u jx hv 2 let HM go cos u jx wasting ya tym,he probably hs a cwious gf/fiancee/wife sef...u dnt hv 2 pretend 2b sick or fasting jx tell HM u cnt continue wt u've bn doween*hs busy nd shit yet hs nt too busy 2 call u4 sex,use ya God given brain abeg

How do u mean using? They phucck each other don't they? Sex is a two way thing...she enjoys it(I'm sure of that) and the guy helps her out with her finances...if anybody is using anybody here, it is her

virago: He his there , we are taking out time to see if we are meant for each other. He has refused to bend and wants me to do all the bending. Right now I want to focus on my future and probably date again after I sort some things out.


Thanks for asking

I can do the bending..

Decryptor: For the guys beefing her, i bet you all have never had a girl as cute as she is...as for the girls beefing her...We all know your facial status so no need!

Brother u av said it all...all these guys ranting like a woman who caught her husband cheating will not have the balls to say hi to her even if she smiles at them first

This is what I call, CTRL A, CTRL C, CTRL V.....direct copy and paste...no editing...does nt suit a nigerian environment at all

[quote author=prophet_one]Oh my days someone is obsessed with my post, waiting impatiently for it and ending up counting words and everything. I can infer you're not very bright, anyways please aspire to make more of your life, just try okay? Cheers [/quote]No time nitwit...I'm done with u...*walks away*

[quote author=prophet_one]You dont want opinions yet your slow misfragmented brain directed you to a forum. I understand it's not your fault, its your brain (if it qualifies as one)[/quote]*yawns*....it took u close to 30 minutes to complete that sentence with 28 words...ur unicellular brain needs an upgrade hommie

odua boy: Lmao,..is this the ibo definition of beauty.

Says the asshole whose lineage is filled with dirty stinking women with tribal marks as long and as branched as the river nile

[quote author=prophet_one]For some reason i do not find most ibo girls attractive. The Ibo definition of beauty is funny because i see pretty ibo girls once in a while, yet all the ones acknowledged as 'most beautiful' are frankly average looking. My opinion.[/quote]Exactly ur opinion like you said...so shove it up ur ass cuz nobody wants to know your thoughts

1025: how much are we loosing to pdp on daily basis?

Finally the jonsing comment we have been waiting for...next nitwit please

Even better....less $460 billion dollar to embezzle...we are still going to lose it anyway, if not to these greedy politicians,it will be to the unknown "cabal"...as long as it does not affect the boys on the street, aint my damn ish

SLIDE waxie: bros, stop these hypocrisy na
i'm sure u be ibo. For ur land, 44 years old dey write WAEC na!

Poo-hole better get back to that glass of shepe you bought with the money you borrowed form your mother you miserable scum bag

BinghiNya: shut up idiot, you people can brag, the next thing is you dress like a woman and run to cote d'ivoire

The man you just dissed achieved more feat as a teenage boy than all the shepe intoxicated men in your lineage will in their entire miserable life

joeey6: I bet he beat up dat guy cos he's not gon' get any money 4rm d deal

Certainly true and Amuneke should be ashamed of himself

joeey6: Ibo men and Money....oluwa is invovld

You are an Asshole...can't you just condemn amuneke's reprehensible actions without making tribalistic remarks about a race your lineage can never measure up to in achievement,determination and heart?..dumb south westerner

Amaaskia: Haha its an innocent pic, I dunno what you're talking about.

Abeg send me the "innocent pic"...I no see am for your profile

DSB: Eleyi gidi gan

I say this one is strong...bring the holy cane!!!!

Mondisweets: I just saw big yansh

Did I hear you say big yansh.... ...who owns it? Where the booty at?...let me at it!!!

ochongonoko: Delete your account please

Bad belle..

Tabh: Why you con dey vex....
Oya take ammmm
Welllllccccccooooooommmmmeeee.

Thank you...thank you...thank you...obrigado...gracias...asante sana...

Top of the morning to y'all heart broken ladies and fellas

texybaby: Squaddy ......lol.....a single guy in this generation!!! Is that real.....Kkk ooooo..have heard u....

What's so hard to believe about a guy being single...guys say the same for ladies too but yet here you stand ...you can email me your digits or should I?

Hey I'm new here...registered just a couple of days ago...somebody should give me a grand welcome joor...if I be woman you guys will queue up to do that

Make una no make me vex Delete my account o

texybaby: ..i only pray n wish for my own beautiful luck......ummmmmmm....

Which means you are single and still searching for love...same with me sugar...I'm single and I'm searching too...let's hook up...what ya say?