Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Guys, avoid neighborhood romance for ur own good. If u can cope with wagging tongues from neighbors, gossips, busybodies and backbittings, no problem but if can't, just stear clear. Na Make u no go Shit for Church.

The thing dey sweet o. Especially if she has no feelings for u. Una go just dey use am pass time.

He no go win.

E dey up right

otunbateejay:
... Guy after 17schools or 17weac ??

both

Fiscus105:



Wen u stay in school hostel even in university, u re still much under the care of ur parents.

I repeat, you and ur friends that left home immediately after secondary sch are reason crime rates are increasing.

When a teenager left under the care of his parents without tangible job to bring income to cater for him....... surely you will result to hooliganism, stealing, cultism, yahoo and ritual that many of you result to in recent time, as a result of failed parenting.

You're right.

Fiscus105:




No wonder criminal elements are on geometric progression.

You talk a lot of nonsense.
After secondary school, shouldn't the next stage be higher institution ?
Do you live with your parents in school hostel ?
Geometric Progression. Una go dey speak anyhow English.

U too dey get testimony

GeneralKoko:
I am contemplating leaving but I really want to know. What age did you leave your parents house and why??

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique Roctation farano please front page

17 after secondary school... almost all my class mates and friends left their parents that same year...
We all independent modafuckers now.

She is right.

Odogwu, sharp shooter

Welcome back sir. Nairaland portable.

The5DME:
Is it legally possible for me to be euthanized willingly?

Why apply for something u can get free of charge ? If u see Dangote trailer dey come, stand for front.

mobolaji234:


Now that we know how sensible you are, you can close the door behind you.

No, I will leave it open, Incase I'm leaving....

Graphicer:
So a client gave me to design this with a sample that looked exactly like it. All I did was to replicate. I delivered the job and he was happy so I decided to post it on my WhatsApp status all I got was abuse from a designer on my contact.
He insulted me so much I had to delete it. Please nairalanders what's wrong with this design

That person for your contact na idiot. Ur work is good.

mobolaji234:
Pls I need a car that's not more than a million naira.
Pls i need one with good engine and gear and functioning AC, not the one that needs gas topping o

Try Peugeot 504. E fit ur budget

Randy100:

When I served, I worked in a general hospital, I was working like a donkey for a mere 19k. I ask you again,who is doing each other a favor. Some school don't have enough teachers, it is the Corp members that are teaching. Some are handling four subject. I ask again, who is doing favor, the government or the Corp members?

No need for argument, encourage coor members to insult the government....bye bye

Randy100:

Which one is free money?
Are they not working for the money?

What do corp members work ?

U dey chop government free money dey insult government. How foolish

rightdata:
IN NIGERIA, A LAWYER CHALLENGED ENGINEERS AND BRAGGED THAT HE WILL FIX ELECTRICITY PROBLEM IN SIX MONTHS. THE GOVERNMENT MADE HIM MINISTER OF POWER. THE OUTCOME IS A STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY......

Call his name

U try but e no work

FaceTanke:


I am curious too

Done

Curiowus people

Nwibii:
[[s]quote author=squash47 post=110434223]Reno go and sit down one side. U too dey talk irrelevant things like small pikin.
So if DSTV give Chanel 419, e mean something bad ? What of those wey get channel 666 [/s]

Reason with ur IQ before typing, stop allowing ur hands to reason for u.

Stop making Reno Omokri sound intelligent. He is as boring as NTA news

E be like he go do drug, Dem com lock am up for MCC. Abroad tight

Reno go and sit down one side. U too dey talk irrelevant things like small pikin.
So if DSTV give Chanel 419, e mean something bad ? What of those wey get channel 666

Reno go and sit down one side. U too dey talk irrelevant things like small pikin.
So if DSTV give NTA Chanel 419, e mean something bad ? What of those wey get channel 666 ?

Wetin dey worry this one sef