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Education / Re: University Of Nigeria, Nsukka Campus, In Pictures (2021) by squash47(m): 7:53am On Sep 02, 2021
iamyemiakins:
Na 2002 you take these pictures

Na 1992
Webmasters / Re: Just Started Learning HTML, Rate My Work by squash47(m): 9:22am On Aug 23, 2021
InspectorIawaI:
I just started learning HTML this morning and I used just HTML5 to come up with this.
Abeg no laugh me oh.
Just want to know if I'm on the right track
Cc cybersec rich4god squash47
ya, you're good bro. Happy coding

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Romance / Re: Help! I'm Dying Inside. by squash47(m): 7:03pm On Aug 22, 2021
anthonyuncle:
at your small age you are complaining

if i slap you, you will go and read your books and wash plates

Omo, no mind d boy abeg. 19 year old boy dey cap nonsense. Tcheew. He dey selfa awareness stage. He never fully understand hiself
Romance / Re: +18: I'll Do This For You [Picture] by squash47(m): 5:56pm On Aug 21, 2021
Exkandayee:
Poor masses style, you no get taste,,,so you mean if I see This your nonsense I'll patronize you...oga sit down clout chaser
my friends go just enter my parlor see fanta plastic and plaintain leaf den I go call am design.

D guy matter tire person
Romance / Re: +18: Look At What This Broke Man Did — To Be Deleted Soon. [Picture] by squash47(m): 6:02pm On Aug 19, 2021
Alvin212:



Wish this scrap falls and smash into pieces
it won't break. It's just plastic bottles. He needs to learn more.
Romance / Re: +18: Is This a Hit or a Miss? [Picture] by squash47(m): 5:56pm On Aug 19, 2021
iLegendd:
...

PS: don't read and don't reply.

you're very intelligent, and resourceful.

But, this thing is not so beautiful. If you take it to d market, people will settle for the Chinese version and u will not make much sales.

It looks kind of local. It would have looked better if you used a wrapping nylon to cover those plastic bottles.

Something glittering.

We will keep following you and correct when you make a mistake.

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Romance / Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by squash47(m): 5:43pm On Aug 19, 2021
Ekele22:
I tried it but she say,she can't come to a hotel but she can come to any open bar,my brother is it not the same.

Is it not from open bar,hotel spirit dey enter.

I ask her through my fake account to come to my house but she refuse saying we just know each other now.

Hahahahah,that girl na olosho oo

Guy, the girl is not an olosho. She is just a mature girl who wants to socialize
Romance / Re: +18: See Thick Ass — Thin Patience. To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by squash47(m): 3:55pm On Aug 19, 2021
iLegendd:
The name of the lady in the picture below is Patience.

Your patience will determine your success and your success will determine your income.

In Africa and a few other parts of the world, your income determines your clique of friends and your clique of friends will determine your focus.

If you're not focused, check your friends. If you don't have friends, you're supposed to be focused by default, else, you're possessed and need mental and spiritual help.

What do you know about patience? How has being patient helped you in the past?

Or how has impatience affected you in the past or in life?
PS: Do not reply.

Good. You're beginning to act mature. Nice write up.

We will still be following you and call you back to order whenever you step out of line.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Man Makes Agbada ‘native Attire’ From Wood by squash47(m): 3:35pm On Aug 19, 2021
saphiere:
Im proud of him

So u are also proud of men ? I though they are all beasts ?
Romance / Re: +18: Look At What This Broke Man Did — To Be Deleted Soon. [Picture] by squash47(m): 7:56pm On Aug 18, 2021
Alvin212:



Wish this scrap falls and smash into pieces


If wishes were horses

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Romance / Re: +18: Look At What This Broke Man Did — To Be Deleted Soon. [Picture] by squash47(m): 3:41pm On Aug 18, 2021
iLegendd:
The finished work will make you room look romantic.

I pray for you not to be as broke as me. Since this year started, I haven't smelt 10k.

Now, here is what happened. I bought these two room lamps for around 12k to 15k each (last year).

Some weeks ago, I went to that same shop and priced those same lamps and he said 30k to 35k last.

I stood there for close to 50 seconds dumbfounded. Ordinary room lamp 35k? What is our currency turning into? Buhari, you're doing a great job.

You have accomplished almost all your missions, except one — turning Nigeria to Afghanistan before 2023.

Nigerians, we need to start producing things and stop consuming all the time.

So, I decided to produce my own lamp with flower bucket — the cone, broom, and fanta bottle. Don't throw away your plastic Cocacola bottles again.

Do you want to see how it turned out?


This is what we are talking about. Interesting and nice posts. Good job man, good job.


When people do nice things, we commend them. You're really creative. I must commend you for this.

Still observing though.

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Romance / Re: See How to Get a Wife or Girlfriend Within 24 Hours [Picture] by squash47(m): 3:07pm On Aug 18, 2021
iLegendd:
[9/9, 09:32] iLegend: These are the kind of smiles that turn me on.

The above is a subtle compliment (her smiles) + subtle sexual innuendo (that turns me on).

[9/9, 09:32]iLegend: How much do you charge to teach people how to smile?

The above is humor just to make her laugh and she did with a "lol." (Mission accomplished).

[9/9, 09:39]Woman: Lol
[9/9, 09:39]Woman: Good morning
[9/9, 11:55]iLegend: Morning.

After the greetings above, I know her next action would be to be curious of the person chatting her up and she would ask, "Who am I chatting with? How did you get my number?"

I had to psychologically bypass this boring "potential" question by brining it up first and telling her I can't recall. Immediately, I covered it up with a question.

[9/9, 11:55]iLegend: I can't even recall how I got your number.
[9/9, 11:56]iLegend: If you're married let me know so I can start running for my life.

(Push and pull with 'running') — a technique I talked about in the book called ChatDîcted. I'll drop the download link below.

Talking about marriage, I don't want to chatdîct a married woman, so I had to be upfront because my fingers can make anyone fall in love and get wet easily — including happily married women.

[9/9, 11:57]Woman: Lol

She laughed and this is a good sign. At first, you don't expect a woman who doesn't know you to reply you with long lines. One or two words is the highest most can go at the moment until they know you better.

[9/9, 11:57]Woman: How?
[9/9, 11:58]iLegend: My fingers like typing lots of naughty things. I don't want your husband to think otherwise.

The above was me being honest to avoid causing trouble in her marriage (if she's married).

[9/9, 12:34]Woman: Lol

She laughed again and this means she is open for me to proceed, but I don't want to proceed yet.

Now, here is the game all men should know: Don't proceed like Ozo — chill and take it slowly. When you take a woman slowly, she yearns for you, but when you push like Ozo and act needy, she withdraws like Nengi.

This is the kind of post I'm talking about. Interesting and educating.
Romance / Re: What TV Series Are You Watching? by squash47(m): 2:52pm On Aug 18, 2021
God father of Harlem

Power3: Raising Kanana

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Travel / Re: Fourteen Persons Die In Jigawa Auto Crash by squash47(m): 11:54am On Aug 18, 2021
Spending123:
Rip to them..

Please standing fan for sale, just 2k.. If e no work you fit use the cover to roast corn.

Na iron cover ?
Romance / Re: +18: Ladies, My Dick and This Guy, Which Is Bigger? [Picture] by squash47(m): 11:08am On Aug 18, 2021
iLegendd:


Naija man mentality. Always looking for who to control and at the end when a woman dumps them for a more free, naughty, humorous, and fun man, they'll say it's because she met a richer guy and she's a hoe/gold digger. Keep trying, but not with me.

If I post a sensible post tomorrow, I know you'll take the glory as if you influenced me to. No, you didn't.

That's what that day's post needed. If you don't like the crazy post, wait for the cool one soon. Don't force it.

I think you derive joy seeing me reply you. I will need to start ignoring you before you become addicted and violent in stalking me.

Enjoy!

Africans hate it when you give Dem a negative feedback. They always think they are right all d time.
Romance / Re: +18: Ladies, My Dick and This Guy, Which Is Bigger? [Picture] by squash47(m): 10:55am On Aug 18, 2021
iLegendd:
Whoever gets it correctly gets a gift.
this is a wrong thing to post online. Please stop it.
You're getting too old for this.

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Romance / Re: +18: Ladies, My Dick and This Guy, Which Is Bigger? [Picture] by squash47(m): 10:51am On Aug 18, 2021
iLegendd:




You should better spend the time to watch over your sick grandma so that she'll bless you and you'll never roam online looking for who to correct.

Anyone who monitors me is wasting his time. I don't post based on what people like, but want I want. Get used to it or get lost.

My grand mothers are dead. All we are saying is that you should be socially responsible.

You're now a man no longer a boy.
We will still be following your posts. And correct you when you make mistake.

Have a nice day.
Romance / Re: +18: Why Are Men Like This? What Is He Doing In This Picture? by squash47(m): 6:45am On Aug 18, 2021
iLegendd:
Why are men like this? On a normal day, this young man will claim to like football more than anything, but look at him.

After this match, what do you think he'll do?

This post is better. At least, it looks mature and decent. No body will blame or attack you for such harmless post.

I will be watching you to point out your errors.
Romance / Re: +18: Will The Army Arrest Me for Wearing This? [Picture] by squash47(m): 6:45am On Aug 17, 2021
iLegendd:


He is threatening to unfollow me. The truth is: I won't notice it because I don't check who is following or not.

Even now that he'll be unfollowing, I'll feel better a control freak fan is off my neck.


All I'm saying is that you are becoming childish. And I know you are going to think about it.

And you are going to change. Defend yourself all you want, I know you will think about it and adjust.

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Romance / Re: +18: Will The Army Arrest Me for Wearing This? [Picture] by squash47(m): 6:42am On Aug 17, 2021
iLegendd:


As if I asked you to follow me or I noticed you followed me. Unfollow me today or forever stay mute for life.

Because you followed me my lifestyle will be determined by what will please you, right? Mtcheww.

Just take a look at this entitlement mentality. Some Nigerians are too controlling and possessive without knowing.

This is the main reason I dont reply a woman who says: I love you. The moment you reply "I love you too" she feels she owns you and you shouldn't talk to other people or live your life.


Like I said, you're becoming disappointedly childish.

One thing I noticed about you is that, you hate to accept corrections. You always try to look for a reason to prove yourself right.

You think you always know what you are doing. You think you are all smart and have a good reason for doing the stuffs you do.

You don't know that somethings you do are huge embarrassment to your personality.


You always hide under the pretense of, " let me give my haters something to wail about".
When in reality, you are trying to get people to notice and like you.

You present yourself as a confident person who doesn't give a shit about how people think about you.

while in practice, you always seek for validation.


Why don't you just change your approach of advertising yourself ? You were the reason why started icommenting on romanace section and reading updates after I registered an account on nairaland.

And I feel really sad that you are behaving like this .
If you were my brother, I will tell you this.

And if you don't change, I will stop talking to you. You're becoming a bad influence.

I even tell people to read your posts online and buy some of your books. But here you're, always posting childish things.

You always talk carelessly about sex, pretending to be gay while posting a ladies pics. That is not right. You're mature enough too know better.


Stop disappointing those of us who are following you.


I will keep telling you this until you come back to your old normal self that always inspired me.

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Romance / Re: +18: Will The Army Arrest Me for Wearing This? [Picture] by squash47(m): 7:15pm On Aug 16, 2021
Opemiposii:
threatening?
.


Yes. Got a problem with that ?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nvidia Launches Brand New Graphics Cards by squash47(m): 4:13pm On Aug 16, 2021
AshleyJohnson13:
That's some great news, I think Nvidia graphics cards are pretty good. I need to change mine soon because I can't play games as I used to before, and I even started playing online games. It's not bad, I even manage to make money on https://online-casino-hotspin.ca/, but I still thinking about going back to video games.

Who ask you ?
Romance / Re: +18: Will The Army Arrest Me for Wearing This? [Picture] by squash47(m): 3:53pm On Aug 16, 2021
iLegendd:
Ladies, my stomach is getting big and I'm losing my 6 packs. What should I do?

U don dey behave like small boy. I go soon unfollow you.

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Romance / Re: A King In The Village, Or A Slave In The City, Which One Is Better ? by squash47(m): 11:34am On Aug 16, 2021
yanabasee2:
A king . .
.. Then change things around the village and have it take the shape of a city....

Hmm.
Romance / A King In The Village, Or A Slave In The City, Which One Is Better ? by squash47(m): 11:11am On Aug 16, 2021
Hey famz, for a young man who wants to settle down.


To live in a village and be independent, like having your own house, food, shelter and stuffs simple like that.

*
And*


going to the city like lagos to be dependent like hoping on someone for shelter, clothes and other stuffs.


which one is better ?

PS: I grew up in both city and village.

Lalasticlala, mynd44, seun, I need more viewers please.
Celebrities / Re: Iya Olumo Is 137 Today (see Photo) by squash47(m): 9:13am On Aug 15, 2021
Just say the goddess is 137. Does she have children ?
Food / Re: How About This For Lunch? (photo) by squash47(m): 5:15pm On Aug 13, 2021
mdntiri:


Zoom into the picture, concentrate on the bottom of the plate, you'd see "hungry_boti" written there. Its a Pakistani food. You can cross check. She's done this same thing in some of her previous posts, lifting pictures from the net and claiming she cooked them, and she was called out. I don't have anything against her. She should just come correct with her posts. She shouldn't be taking her own hand to ridicule her country unprovoked
na wa o
Food / Re: How About This For Lunch? (photo) by squash47(m): 2:43pm On Aug 13, 2021
mdntiri:
o

Squash maybe you're new here. Precious girl is Ghanaian, just like I am. She posts a lot on Ghanaian food. Ghana has very amazing cuisine, BUT somehow, this woman would post very nasty looking foods on here, generating a whole lot of ridicule from Nigerians/people unfamiliar with Ghanaian foods, and giving them wrong impressions about our foods/culture.

And she'd be mute, she won't defend her post, some of us would be here explaining Ghanaian cuisine. And she'd STILL be posting these shitty looking foods. Look at this one she posted here. Does it look like proper human food? You can see she lifted it from the net, claiming she prepared it herself. Is she alright? She mentioned in her previous post that Nigerians hate Ghanaians. Is her "husband" emotionally abusing her? What's going on?

Once Ghana is mentioned in these posts and I feel we're being embarrassed unjustly, I'd point out whatever flaws I see
. How do you know the pictures are from the internet?
Food / Re: How About This For Lunch? (photo) by squash47(m): 12:16pm On Aug 13, 2021
mdntiri:


Precious girl are you mentally alright? (No disrespect). Somebody asked this same question in your previous post. Are you sad? Depressed? What's going on? Do you see beauty in the "ugly" food pics you post? Do you have friends/family close to you? Please seek help. These foods are not coming from your kitchen, why the lie?

I mean no disrespect sir, but I want you to know that you're the one with the problem. You're the one who needs help on your mind. You have a mind that twists things. Learn to be plain in your thoughts
Politics / Re: Senate Committee Proposes 20 New States by squash47(m): 12:37pm On Aug 08, 2021
BUSINESSMAN2:
why iş it that önce someone iş elected in Nigeria leadership position his or her brain will automatically stop working

Why did you quote everything sir? Don't you know some of us are using small phones ?

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