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A man was working for an establishment,and the company owed him 4 months salary.
Oneday,in his office,he received a letter,thinking it was a goodnews,he opened it,guess what he saw. .A sack letter !..angrily,he left the office,went to a chemist shop,and bought a poison.When he got to his room,he drank it...
Then he took a rope,tied it to ceiling fan,formed a noose. After which,he climbed on a stool,then he put his head in the noose to commit suitcide....as he was about to take the stool he climed with away,he heard a beep on his phone..it was a message,an alert,he picked the phone and read the message..his 4 months salary has been paid while the company apologised that the sack letter was not meant for him,as already he has been promoted to the position of secretary general of the company...5mins later,he died....
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What did you learn from the story ?

14.We were lost.for a while,no one said anything,even our heart beats stopped,sweats flowed on us like waters in a fountain...i could feel Kolo's body vibration as he was shivering.We were sure today was going to be the last,because with the rate they barged in us,death was actually saluting us in chinese 'ya sha sun dai'...damn,IT IS FINISHED,i muttered to myself...But instead of being killed prima facie as expected,something else happend,our captors did a different thing..............they took a more closer look at us,then one of them asked "wetin una dy do for here ?" from the tone of his voice,i figured he was confused perhaps not aware of how we got there...but how could that be when they were the ones who had kept us in the bondage ? maybe Amadioha had made them change their mind..No!,it can't be Amadioha,i remembered i didnot call him again,it must be shango then,but when i called,his phone was switched off na.then what,i mean how come the sudden change in behaviour after all i heard ?

We are here,children of thunda..TheBlessedMan,Come o,some one is talking about your father,my uncle...carry go.

13.As the sounds and footsteps drew nearer,it became obvious that we were heading for real danger,from the way these guys were speaking,i can deduce that they are ready to break our bones..gawd,how do we survive this ?i was called back from my thought as i heard Kolo's heart beat,it was harder than the one Ricky Ross used in Purple Lamborgini..our heart beats increased by 95%.i was thinking maybe emeka had escaped until i realised he had fainted when he heard those voices..this was getting more awful,as they drew nearer,i heard the last bit of their conversion ". . . i no say me sef na student,but dose boys,i go use dis Ak47 finish dem..." it was now clear to me,they had gun,that means they are really ready for us.i tried to call Amadioha again,but i remembered what happened the last time i called him,what of shango,he can help me na..so i called shango,but his phone was switched off..as i was thinking hard on what to do,they barged into the hut and flashed their torch light and gun on us. . .

TheBlessedMan,if Shango has refused to feed you with more liters of thundaholic wine,why don't u ride ur bicycle and come to the Biafran land,Amadioha my father in thunda, is waiting,he will sufficiently grant u your heart desires,since u are an heir to his kind in the west.....

12.Uju was about 3years older than emeka yet,she allowed him a free press..well,thats her life,i concluded....it was well past 6:00pm,kolo had announced after his mind had raced up and down thinking about what Emeka had confessed..trully the time was 6:05pm,but the level of darkness can match for that of 12:00am...later on,we realised were not alone,that we had not just the company of the singing mosquito and owl,we also had rats with us..by then the organs in our stomach had started a riot..they were agitating for food,i was sure the one's in my stomach were with weapons because i could hear some funny sounds..we were now faced with extra problems,not just darkness,cold and fear,we also had hunger,thirst and fatique..why must we perish in such condition..suddenly,we heard distant voices "we go deal wit dem,na we dem dy lie to" one spoke,"but u no say dem be students na ?" the other asked "wetin concern me,dm go die"the 1st voice replied. the voices were now familiar...the seniors,our captors,they are back !

11.It was emeka's turn to confess,then he started "abeg uche,no vex,u remenber that time wy ur cousin come from Lagos way u dy always see me for una house,na her brest i dy kon press,na she say make ah dy do am o,no be my plan..abeg no vex,Kolo,i no do u any bad tin na just say e get one day way ah see ur mama dy change cloth,she no wear anything,na im i kon dy look her tin,as i reach house,i kon dy use vasline dy stroke myself as i remember ur mama nyash and smooth thing," for about 2mins after this idiotic confession,no one said anything,then Kolo asked "emeka,so u mean say u go dy peep my mama as she dy change cloth ? guy u wicked make we comot for here,i go break ur head" kolo threatened ..."my guy,if to say we go comot here alive,as dm tie us so like goat,u think say i for tell una all this thing ? we dy die for here soon" emeka reminded Kolo who was lost in thought of our present predicament..i couldn't believe emeka was squeezing my cousing sister Uju,'choi,that girl is mad'...i said in my mind.

10."Confes !" Emeka and I shouted weakly,despite the fact we were under bondage by those evil seniors,we were still eager to know what our dear friend had been keeping in him as secrete..."emeka and uche,abeg make una no vex,na me tell brother johnson say una dy kon peep am for im room if he dy nak im girl friend abeg make una forgive me...emeka,na me also steal that film wy u say d miss for una house,i think say na that bruce lee collection wy we dy watch that day,but when i reach house,e kon be say na passion of christ,i be wan return am but shame kon dy catch me" for about 3mins after Kolo's confession,everything became vivid to us,befor tommorrow,we were going to die,and so,we may end up going to hell if we don't confess..so,i also decided to confess my own sin.."emeka,make u no vex,that film wy dy miss for una house,na me collect am,but i change the cd kon put passion christ for inside the cd case,.Kolo,na me report you give ur mama say u dy steal egg for shop if she comot,abeg mk una forgive me"

9.Confusion embraced us,as fear caressed us...we were totally afraid of what was to become of us..just as the messengers of Amadioha were leaving,they left us with a memorable legacy of absolute darkness and unbearable cold...everywhere became quiet,save for the unwelcomed choristers that sang us a gentle agonising dirge.It was the mosquito that innitiated the idea,with a gentle soft key F sound right in our ears,then came the old mother owl with her ugly suprano voice.She sang us that awful song,that they sing in Nollywood whenever witches are going to night vigil...gently reminding us,we are about to visit the underworld,the country where our ancestors survive by roasting corn and drinking zobo...this was like magic or rather a scene from one horror film acted in Nigeria....then slowly,i heard someone praying ". . .forgive us our sin,amen" i was shocked when i realised Emeka was the one praying.I was about to ask him d day he repented when I received another shocker,this time from Kolo."abeg i wan confess"

8.Ever since i began to call on Amadioha the gawd of thunda,today was the first day he answered me with a thunda and lightning at the same time..i was scared and happy at the same time that we would soon be out of this mess,it wasn't untill 15mins that i began to regret my actions,Amadioha didnot just answer with thunda and lightning,it looked as if he was already waiting for me to call,that immediately after he answered with thunda claps and lightning,he asked rain to go also to know what was wrong with me,that made me disturb him .Infact,it was not just rain that fell..It was as if all the hosts of heaven were taken their bath on that day,and they decided to switch off the sunlight so that everywhere became dark....we were confused,no one dared say anything,it was already passed 5:00pm we were sure because Kolo had a ben10 watch on his wrist..
everywhere grew darker,still tied together like goats,tho we were lucky to be in a hut, safe from the drenching of the rain,we felt a very bad cold,..

7.It was Kolo who started the crying game first...he took it from a gentle cresendo,then to the south,down to angle 90,befor wailing..then Emeka came along,his was in inform of a moan,that i thought maybe he was having a spiritual konji,befor it erupted into a loud cry...i never knew my friends had talents in crying...i now decided to be brave,then i shouted 'bone breakers !' our supposed group name & tittle,all i heard was a whimper...no more the usual "hard men" reply.Deep within me,i was thinking what our fate will be if those rascals found out i lied,then secondly,what if night falls ? i'v heard stories of people being killed by wild animals and spirits..was that how we were going to die ?then my dreams to be the president of Nigeria will just waste cos i was running from prinso ?choi.The worst was that our neighbours daughter Joy,had promised to allow me touch her brest if i gave her N500 and buy her suya,today.something have been praying for.,i called on Amadioha,and suprisingly he answered with thunda.

6."yessah! i replied,as i looked back,i saw my two friends crying like helpless babies. Emeka was covering his blooded lips,while Kolo was awake sitting on the floor and mooping like a dog caught in the sex act..i was wondering what was going on in his mind,whether he was thankin Amadioha that he was alive or he was asking God how we got into this mess,i was still thinking when Jadosky spoke again,this time to his friends "guys,e be like wego waka go check that moto wy dis bobo dy talk,maybe we fit see some kind level for there" i thanked Amadioha for his inspiration atleast i have been able to decieve a big bros,i was planning on how we were to escape befor night falls when one of the boys spoke "jadosky,na wetin we go kon do if na lie dis little rat dy lie ?" "Chinox,no worry,we go tie them with their school uniform,so that if na lie he dy lie,we go kom back kon deal with them" Jadosky replied as the remaining 3 boys set out to tie us together like brooms sticks with our shirts,then they left,come see cry..

5.he gave me a'my friend ansa look' then i spoke.."bros eh,the tin wy carry us come here no be small tin o." i said trying to be smart..."u dy madt ? shio, shey ah ask u the size weda e large or small ? na wetin mk una push awhole me Jadosky and my guys run comot for river jodan wy we dy dy observe na im ah ask u, abi dm dy fry garri for ur head ?" he barked"..."no sir,no vex abeg,wetin me be dy try yan na say d level wy make us kon meet una for d riva,long die,buh ah go try reduce am...na just say as we dy roll for skul like dt so,na im one man waka meet us kon talk say im moto crash and say he be carry money from bank,say if we fit push d moto,he go gi us 3k mk we share....na dhe moto we been dy push wy prinso kon waka meet us naim we kon discharge so"...i nodded yes,though he didnot ask me anything.."u sure say na tru ,u dy talk so ?" he barked sending cold to my veings "bros,if na lie make my papa die"..."e do",he shouted.

4.I was thinking someone used a handfan to send hot breeze to me,it was until after i heard a heavy sound like thunda that i realised it was a punch..Emeka was the destination of the punch whil the big guy was the source.For 10secs,everywhere was quiet until Emeka gave out a loud cry."eeewu,ah don die o"i was shocked Choi,Amadioha,the Biafran god of thunda,where art thou ? I prayed. i heard another sound this time heavier than the first 60kg punch given to Emeka,'Amadioha is here,thank you chukwu Abiama' i said in my mind,but for were,it was another punch this time,it was directed to Kolo,who had tried to escape..Kolo didnot cry,his own doze was too much for a mere cry to solve,he just fainted direct...then the bros came close to me,as he spoke i could perceive the odour of 'igboo' weed"you small bobo,who una be and na from where una dy come from ?"he asked while his friends embarked on a "searching-pocket" journey in the pockets of my friends. 'ur papa,make thunda from Amadioha fire you' i wanted to say TBC.

3.Everywhere became rough with rumple and grumble of 8 traunts who called themselves student.We ran until we got a farm,where we saw smoke coming out from a hut. with full speed we all barged into the hut. the 8 of us.We were so tired.Then as if we came to reality,we looked around us to see what was befor us,that was when we realise that those guys we had seen in the river were the 5 notorious ss3 bigboys,our seniors, who were known for their great stature,i was sure the youngest among them will be 6yrs older than us.Stubborness and ruggedity were their second name.They were also wanted for stealing and cooking the vice principal wife's fowl.They just glanced at us wit a wicked look,Then the biggest among them spoke with a hard voice "na who una be,wetin they make una dy run ? una don go gbab prinso fowul abi ?" Then Emeka replied "bros,no dy talk like that.u for first ask us wetin dy sop,no be say u go dy kaina dy yarn like say u b angel,u sef dy. . ." befor Emeka could finish,i felt hot breeze zoom past me.

meneski:
....pls make dis story worth reading.....cos all the streetboyz gat ya back.

starting from tha source

3.Knowing fully well who our principal was, you do not need an ifa pastor or an Amadioha priest to tell you that if he catches any of us,we would turn to Nebukadineza in the bible,this means that we would be hustling in the grass for two weeks non stop,so we ran like never befor..we ran for two reasons, one to hide from "prinso" and again from tha folish okadaman...Emeka was the fastest,i could only see his white shirt while the other boy "Kolo" his name was supposed to be Kelechi but bad influence made him change his name,was the last.As we ran,suddenly Emeka who was at the front reversed and started running towards me,then i too reversed and did the same,Kolo followed suit.We ran into and Outto elephant grasses jumping and falling as if we were being chased by evil spirits.There was a river there,so we just barged into the river,there we met another set of boys from our school about 5,smoking and cooking what i believed was beans spiced with "igboo" weed leaf..as we bumped into them,come see group race.TBC

2.I had a friend whose name was supposed to be Emeka,but he decided to call himself "Emejaga".together myself, Emejaga and one other idiot like us decided to form a group were we called ourselves "Bone breakers" it wasn't like our teeth were strong enough to break bones but we just choosed to be hard and bear strange names,so that we would be feared in the community.We all were students in the same class and school,so we were always together.I was the youngest and shortest among them but was the sharpest and with the hottest brain,so i manipulated them most times...None of us liked school that much so all we did was go to school by 9:am and go back by 12;30pm,two hours befor closure..Oneday,as we were on a bike,going home,our bike man stopped to check his bike tire,then a black toyota camry parked and called us to come closer,we were thinking it was a stranger asking for direction,when we got nearer,guess who we saw,Our principal !.then Emeka shouted "na prinso o" instantly, we dived into a nearby bush.

1.It all started when my father decided to become a "jungle boy".He suddenly changed from being a gentleman to a rough guy,who abandoned his family,i.e( my mother,myself and my sister)to the house of another woman.He never cared anymore about us.He left us in Delta State and travelled down to Lagos to live with another lady.Then,I was in ss2 and my sister was in jss3.My mother being a hard woman,worked hard to feed us and made sure we were okay.But to me,immediately my dad left us,i decided it was the right time to be rugged.First thing I did,I began to mingle with badboys,there,i changed my name from "uche" to "Squasha".

TheBlessedMAN:
wait make ah check my guts to know if am ready and up for this task.......

the last time i checked,shango said he gave u 3liters of shangolic wine to booast ur writting level, abi u dn use am go wet pvssy finish?