₦airaland Forum

DeeTus:
Hahahahaha. The nigga. But man, Is Punky your chick? I will take her away from you. *Evil grin*

Just kidding though.

ooohhh..You like punkyveer, she is quite intelligent with a lot of nerves.....lol....she was once xenophobic...and you know dude If you got hatred in your system you can't flush it out...the traces will be evident once there is a litmus test....you can flush it out in aeons.......

PunkyVeer:
This just proves you know absolutely nothing about South Africa or South Africans. Do you know how many uprisings we've had in the history of this country? Do you know MK? Do you know how many wars South Africans fought for equality & fairness? We're not like other African nations who flee when shit gets real, we fight back hence we have so many holidays in our calender to commemorate those who lost their lives fighting for our freedom.

.....sips orijin clears throat....When you mention the word "War" I laugh in xhosa.....I am not talking about the xhosa wars of 1779-1789....i am not talking about the 1990 killings where you were killing yourselves...You never fought a WAR during the apartheid period! It was street protest and uprisings that was ferociously dealt with...when Mandela escaped to N/Africa to receive military training was it the period you fought the war? or the imprisonment that made him.... ...you are talking about umkhonto....lol....MK...didn't do any real damage other than(134 sabotage bwn 1961 and 1964) most of the MK cadres detailed their experiences of sabotage...they often blew up facilities etc....and paid for it dearly when caught....They lamented often we had no rifle no Ak47 no blah blah blah....yet you were the majority.....even MK was mismanaged and corrupt...lol....and government infiltrated it which led to the arrest of Mandela....in 1962 lol....so where and when did you fight the war?

PunkyVeer:
You have less than 48 hrs until December Methinks you're also going to need a magic wand to make it happen

Santa will soon arrive the elves have giving us their word. My president is Sipping Maltina in Malta...and am chilling with 2 bottles of orijin....what does that tell you?......Victory is imminent

DeeTus:
Hehe. You've already decimated the dude. You're really bad.

"Shall" also means "promise." For instance, we shall meet tomorrow. Blah blah blah

No mind the small boy wey I dey give sense...the guy think say na to get degree for inside fancy block be koko......mteeeeechhhhwww....

PunkyVeer:
LMAO. Even a children's army of scouts with plastic knives can do better

I just don't get why it's taking them so long to get rid of these people. It doesn't make one bit of sense.

llloooolll seriously?....when peiter Botha....was enjoying the killing spree in the "20th" century you guys couldn't do shhhitt. Did you know that your youths could not unleash ordinary guerilla antics and on the slave masters? Did you know that despite blacks being over 90% and living in the interiors you could not smuggle in arms to save your brothers. If you had fidelity guards or boy scouts apartheid could have ended in the the early 1980's....Stephen biko was killed in 1977, the world thought you guys were going to raze down the whites rather you staged streets protest and painted the streets with your blood. High school kids were killed, raped and brutalised yet you were the majority? I once thought there was strength in numbers until I read about SA...Able bodied youths were killed on the streets shouting freedom....(what a pity)....Did you know that if not for the fact that FW.klerk was a conscientious man you will still be living in chains? if you don't know then British PM Magret T. Had already labelled Mandela a Terorist ...and you see a country Taming the deadliest terrorist sect in the world and you are tying trash...

PunkyVeer:
Lol, that's another popular anthem after Dangote. December is only one & half days away *tapping foot*

Maybe Santa Claus is coming to town with a mean army of elves

I do hope they succeed this time though. It's becoming sad

Yeah baby we are ending it this time for real.................... ....Santa could bring elves and dwarfs we will accommodate them....and if they want to volunteer why not........loooollll.....

V0lv0:
This is a very nasty thing to say about someone. You do know that not everyone is educated and English is not their first language. You can also find such people here in SA so saying such KAK about another individual is uncalled for because mam your English ain't all that either to be honest with you. You sound very condescending. It's funny how people complain about what other people say about them yet they say the most terrible stuff

lol....this a bomb....lol....i hope they learn....you tolerate them and keep acting like poo

MduZA:
it has nothing to do with fancy schooling but error finger typing...go back to your previous comments,you will notice many errors...if you are typing to get marks,am giving you 4 out of ten..we don't say we will end boko harams in December but we say we shall end boko harams in December...lol..bring it on brother

This boy will never learn ...let me teach you..................................
Traditionally, shall is used for the future tense with the first-person pronouns eg I and We. (Again I refer to the "Traditional Usage".
Many linguists and Grammarians have challenged this rule in recent times and the rule is no longer observed ......................
Example (first person)
We shall end boko haram in december (simple future tense) -correct

We will end boko haram in december (simple future tense, but with emphasis on "Determination and Certainty" -Correct ............................................................
Example (second person)
You will receive a gift (SFT-correct)
You shall receive a gift (SFT-still correct)
........same goes with the third-person...........
N/B...If you wish to express certainty and determination do not use "Shall" rather provide emphasis using an adverb such as definitely or certainly.....lol....back to the subject.....dude typo error does affect spellings and syntax but not the wrong choice of vocabulary....nigga grow up be up to date....with facts stop hating...I hope you don't need punkyveer assistance to comprehend? Llllloooollll....zulu Kid go drink your dirty iphalishi elimuncu....or do you want phutu.......laughs in zulu....kikakikakikakika

MduZA:
advice your naija guys to stop boko harams before they finish you all...

looooolllll.....we will end bokoharam in December.....it will soon be history...never knew you care ...let me illuminate you a bit.....it is not "Advice" brother....it is Advise...I hope your fancy school taught you the difference between the noun form and the verb form.....lol...I hope punkyveer got ur ass...on this...or is that how you use it over there?......lol...

Candyrain:
Oh he wants to trade words with me? He should look for the next person available, not me.

Insulting you would be tantamount to shooting my myself in the leg ...I said that in xhosa apparently because I don't want a confrontation (which will definitely have no base) I advise you should be more discrete before commenting....well you being unpatriotic is non of my bleeping business.....thank God you are a Nigerian....we don't need home support to make a point....

PunkyVeer:
Lale emini? Anyway, enkosi I guess Nawe

I had to struggle with "Lale emini"...do you mean "good noon" or "good pm"....or you are referring to a time of the day?

PunkyVeer:

lllooooolllll hey we aren't grinding axes....i guess we have shared same view on other threads......loooollll....i hope I will see you on some other thread....perhaps not an E-country war thread.....Ndiyabulela kakhulu.... Sizophinda sibonane kamsinyane...Ulale kamnandi!(day)

Candyrain:
I concur

Musa ukusiphendula Isinyabi ngokokumatha kwaso, Hleze Usifuze

PunkyVeer:
Did I say what nationality her husband is? I don't believe I did. Only she can clarify that for you. Don't put words in my mouth.

And yes some do smell. Operative word being SOME.

Uxolo, utheni? / uthini?...lol...Ndicela uphinde......some ryt...lol....Sala kakuhle!.....swims out of thread

NinaNigeria:
i think de problem wit de ones who complain here on nl is bcoz dey ran away frm their home poverty and wen down south in search of greener pastures, only to find dat dey wer already too much and wer starting to irritate us wit deir wicked ways. So dey come here to vent. Whereas wit me, i found dat naija is not saturated wit southies, and we come here having our own wealth. So wen dey see a foreinger in deir nation, coz we r nt too much and r nt doing shit on deir streets dey dey shit in ours. Dey realy treat us good. Dey realy realy treat us like royalty hey. M even thinkin of sending my house girl down south. To learn proper catering and house work in one good school i know in sandton. So dat she can look after my house properly. Coz so far she cooks shit. So i dnt allow her to cook for us, i also wana help her family financialy and i want her to go back to school and b somebody in society. Maybe she can learn thru correspondence and i wil help her study. Coz de girl is a total doof, and her english scares me. I dnt want someone who speaks like dat around my 3 year old. So i have a lot to teach her. Bt either dan dat, de ppl here r realy realy good to me. Even de female friends i have made. Dey r good to me. I havnt made any male friends coz m scared of my hubby and i know how he wud get, even if i just made 1 male friend. So i avoid trouble by stayin away frm men hey. Lol, except for business purposes of course

lol....no more bashing I heard you got married to a Nigerian!!!!!.......i thought they all sell drugs? wow....smiles of thread...SMH

PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. About the girl, that's really nice of you to think about sending her back to school, Nina. That's true ubuntu & God bless you for that. Well, sounds like you're having a jol over there & that's wonderful to hear. Cute that you respect your hubby I heard they can be very jealous, so good for you for not stirring the pot

Don't bleeping tell me the hubby is a Nigerian......oh my God.....laughs out of thread.......Wow.....so Nina fell for a smelling Nigerian.....o my o my.....hey .....Jeez.....punkyveer so what is the point castigating my beloved country men when you sister is married to one....laughs in xhosa....kikikikikikikikiki...now I will have to seek med care cos my ribs are all cracked up.......No more bashing of u guys.....and that zulu fellow....stop inciting ur brothers to loot our stores.............laughs in zulu....kiwikwikwikwi

PunkyVeer:
Well, some act xenophobic here on NL, so I reckoned it's the same out there in real life

I guess Nina will give you the full douse cos she is experiencing everything first hand....

MduZA:
am raping you here on nairaland,I see you can't stop bleeding..suicide bomber

runs out of thread to get a diaper (I cover my ass with the blood of christ)....wow you for real dude 20% of rape victims in 2012 reported by theguardian where homosexual rape....hey if you are one you better avail urself for rehab.....homosexual rapist....i will advise Naija guys to start wearing diaper because you guys are keen on thrusting your dicks in their assesss......jeeezzzz

PunkyVeer:
LMAO @ the food looks like it's about to eat you. So Nina, are they friendly towards you? Guess what I'm trying to say is, have you made female friends?

are you surprised we aren't xenophobic or hatred filled...of course we will always behave friendly and nice....definitely she will make good friends.....lol....We have always bin the big brother xenophobia won't deter us...

NinaNigeria:
lol, i dnt wana lie hey. Dey r a friendly bunch. I dnt know whether its bcoz m foreign or wat, bt i get treated like a queen here.

we are accommodating and you trash....We not gonna end up like one xenophobic zombie are we? Naaah...come on we treat foreigners like kings and queens...we got no trouble....we don't see you like a competitor rather we wanna work with you. we are open to growth, change and social enculturation now you are happy we treat you like a queen.....when you get home tell the xenophobic zombies......that hating doesn't pay......

NinaNigeria:
i do business wit many countries. Bt i dnt lick deir asses, i let my services speak for demselves. U keep kissing ass. If it does u good. I can just imagine how u run like a puppy behind someones ass. I dnt wana do business wit an ass kisser. I do business wit someone wit a reputable company and reliable service. Or do u kiss deir ass coz u know u bought yo qualification, so u dnt wana make any mistakes.

Naaah every company kiss assess and bleep their host...we donated equipment to Tears foundation and charity stuffs to prisons and last year so that they will keep patronising us and this year after we declare profit and pay taxes we will also donate items....that is part of licking your asses...we will also bleep you in some other ways....that is CSR..that is licking asses.................get that....you need to get acquainted with the rudiments of business.........that is how you stay in business I guess you don't own a business...or do you know what CSR mean?

NinaNigeria:
i do business wit many countries. Bt i dnt lick deir asses, i let my services speak for demselves. U keep kissing ass. If it does u good. I can just imagine how u run like a puppy behind someones ass. I dnt wana do business wit an ass kisser. I do business wit someone wit a reputable company and reliable service. Or do u kiss deir ass coz u know u bought yo qualification, so u dnt wana make any mistakes.

Naaah every company kiss assess and bleep their host...we donated equipment to Tears foundation and charity stuffs to prisons and last year so that they will keep patronising us and this year after we declare profit and pay taxes we will also donate items....that is part of licking your asses...we will also bleep you in some other ways....that is CSR..that is licking asses.................get that....you need to get acquainted with the rudiments of business.........

MduZA:
you come to SA and sell nyaope to kids,returning the favour the very kids give you some panel beatings to make you feel that SA is not your country,then you cry foul...before you talk about violence and rape in SA,stand on top of your mud hurt and watch the occurrence in your zoo

loool....those kids that robbed me on several occasion? Loooollll....your streets are drug infested because the youths crave for it...why are dugs not ravishing lagos? Blackie southies needs the drug to get high so that they rape their lives out and spread hiv....and the Nigerians?.....They can't stop selling....loooooooooooollllllllllll ...I know you have raped someone before....say the truth bingo

NinaNigeria:
no dear, judging from everything u said on dis thread. U wud kiss anything white. Even if its poor u dnt care. As long as its white, u kiss its ass. I think its bcoz u nt used to whites n u dnt realy understand dat dey r also human and each mind differs frm de other. U like contradicting yoself. U say u kiss any ass, as long as u do business wit it. Bt u said u hate black southies. So does dat mean u dnt do business wit dem? I dnt knw. U put so much pressure on yoself, to think dat al black southies r bad, and de whites r gud. U need to open yo mind and realy check wats going on out there. Ignorance is nt good. Any, how have seen how happy some of u get, just for talkin to a white man, lol. I take it u r one of those. How many hospitals in yo country have asked u n yo brother to instal those machines? Do yo hospitals have those machines in de first place? R u aware dat so many of u go out side yo country wen u need proper medical care? Most even go down south. U need to teach yo nation to b open n educate abt aids. So dat u can have proper stats. Dying in silence is nt good, and so many of u go thru dat. Stop stigmatising aids coz it is a manageable deseas. Just bcoz someone is hiv positive, it does nt mean dey r dead or dey gona die. Dey can leave for sooo many years, as long as dey take care of demselves. I thank God dat our government takes care of its ppl n make sure dat hiv treatment is available to everyone who needs it free of charge. U need to understand dat my friend wit aids is still my friend. Just bcoz his got hiv, it does nt mean its de end. Stop using hiv to insult, coz there r so many much worse deases out there. Like ebola. Use mind and open dear. Stop being so stupid

Loool wow punkyveer said black southies are xenophobic how can you do business with xenophobic monsters who will wake up the next day to break into your store and loot your goods? Who will do business with some isolated hatred filled bigot.....the 8% are calling the shot economy wise....Anyone can choose to have med care in any part of the world as long as they can afford it. there US celebrities who have personal doctors based in germany. Talking about Installations like I taught you you need to look for a better niche. Talking about HIV, because you talk about hiv does not give you the leverage to go about hawking it does it? I will kiss any ass black blue white gray indigo....as long as you are bringing business. You hate the white yet they control more than 70% of SA economy...hypocrite.....you better stop spreading the virus....rapist country....

NinaNigeria:
wat u r sayin does nt make sense. No one keeps a degree in a trash can, coz our municipalities who take very good care of us, collect de trash from our homes every week. So there is no ways one can keep a degree in trash. To work in a mine, one does nt need a degree. There r sooo many good companies in SA who emply graduates, de nice thing abt this country is dat even de non graduates still get good office jobs, which is wat i cant say abt yo country hey. So wit us, everyone gets a fair chance at good life. Anyway, wats wrong wit working at a mine? Is it nt a job? Do u knw dat mines pay good?if yo nation was nt know for fraud and fake qualifications, maybe some of u, wud get de opportunities at working at our mines, bt we r scared of hiring u ppl, coz u destroy everything u touch. So as de southy guy said, since all of u who go down south end up as hair dressers. Keep doing it, bt i just hope u wil stop selling drugs on our streets, takin advantage of small immature girls and opening fake churches all over. U guys have ruined yo country and nw u wana ruin ours. De opener of dis thread needs to understand dat to u, SA girls will seem easy, coz u ppl have never had an encounter wit open minded westernized blacks, anyway, keep being in de dark as u r, if it makes u feel better

I will let all these jargon pass because I trashed it the previous day. What baffles me is what you are doing in Naija when there are Gold on the streets of soweto....lol...You even used it as part of your monicker....You must be so proud.....i am giggling...but wait punkyveer swore that you guys like being isolated and xenophobic and you don't like living SA so am pondering what you are doing on the green white green soil?.......well save your response...I understand......I think we should bury the scores because it is quite patent that some of you are beginning to get illuminated perhaps someday....you will all be civilised...

PunkyVeer:
That's how we say it HERE.

There is actually no big deal saying it "cm"...as long as you are in SA or when you are communicating with your country man I presume accepted standard (not localised) standard should be adopted when communicating with people not from your isolated zone........morning u good?....

MduZA:
fact remain,the Nigerian university degree you are holding will be used to cut people s hair and shoe-repairing in SA

It is better than SA degrees that are kept in trash cans and only useful when working in the mines or when you are about to steal from refugee stores...

soilsista:
I'm not Xhosa either...

Good to know, I hope you did not steal from our stores during the stealing spree session organised in your country.....?

MduZA:
surely the clown is exposing your immaturity,instead of old TV,the clown used the words black and white TV set..a 12 year old can easily understand that black and white TV sets were used in the olden days but a fool like you will keep on exposing his foolishness by screaming on top of your voice denying that 1-1 equals zero..Mumu will point his finger at others while pointing himself with the other three

you are just one dull dude who went to a fancy school and thought the chairs and tables added quality to the rickety certificate he obtained

MduZA:
so says a Nigerian refugee in my country...after drinking our sweet tap water,unlike water from the river back home,thats all you can say...bloody Fla...thead

clown you have refugees in your country yet you stole from their stores using the xenophobic mantra as a leverage instead of you guys to come out plain and say you are hungry...Naijas are merciful they would have given you guys crumbs rather you resorted to stealing...lol...you have refugee in your country yet you complain they taking your women and bleeping them....lol...you have refugee in you country yet they take your jobs and you cry foul....you have refugee in your country yet the refugees are arrogant walking the streets like they own it while you are in the shadows looking for when to steal from them.....you have refugees in your country yet every single day your teenage girls are turning prostitutes just have sex so that the refugees can pay them.....you have refugees yet the refugees see your locals like sub human and prefers to deal with your elites.....you are just wailing and lying...or should I say a wailing liar...lol...A refugee in his own country caged in his heart, filled with hate. when they see the progress others have made they wail...lol...get a belt round your neck nd commit suicide....it won't matter cos suicide, rape and violence is no longer news in SA

chiol:
I still believe that PMB is God sent. PDP really dealt with us.
I can only judge APC after 16 years. When they finish their
16 years as PDP, then I will compare.
Even magicians can't do much in 2 yrs under the condition
PDP left us. Crude oil selling about 80% less than what it
was selling when PDP was stealing instead of investing. If
PDP was still in power under this condition, it would have
been a serious chaos. They were borrowing money to pay
salaries when oil was around $80 per barrel. What would
have been our fate now the oil is around $40? Imagine, APC
is still running government under this condition without
borrowing.
No chance for the looters again! Don't worry, the 5k
allowance is underway.

OF all the fools on NL you are the greatest. Of all the idiots roaming about you are largest...of all stupidity ever seen this is the most incredible...your dafter than buhari....jesus! I have never seen a man with such stupidity like this before ....so you are ready to mortgage 16 yrs of your life just to compare between APC and PDP? My 5yr old nephew cannot make such statement. People like you have no future and you looking for ppl to drag down misery lane with you. Obviously u have nothing to lose so you can just type nonsense...your level of idiocy startles me. One begins to wonder is just PDP and APC or good governance? May your life and that of your family be kept still for the next 16yrs and be compared to the last 16 yrs...idiot!!!...I wish I can apply wisdom to your irritating cheeks....just take a look at what a grown up man is typed up there!!!!!....idiot...

adren:
you wan start from here


you nor sharp/bad guy anything!!!

you no know whether na the guy destiny....leave am oooo....