₦airaland Forum

PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. About the girl, that's really nice of you to think about sending her back to school, Nina. That's true ubuntu & God bless you for that. Well, sounds like you're having a jol over there & that's wonderful to hear. Cute that you respect your hubby I heard they can be very jealous, so good for you for not stirring the pot

Don't bleeping tell me the hubby is a Nigerian......oh my God.....laughs out of thread.......Wow.....so Nina fell for a smelling Nigerian.....o my o my.....hey .....Jeez.....punkyveer so what is the point castigating my beloved country men when you sister is married to one....laughs in xhosa....kikikikikikikikiki...now I will have to seek med care cos my ribs are all cracked up.......No more bashing of u guys.....and that zulu fellow....stop inciting ur brothers to loot our stores.............laughs in zulu....kiwikwikwikwi

PunkyVeer:
Well, some act xenophobic here on NL, so I reckoned it's the same out there in real life

I guess Nina will give you the full douse cos she is experiencing everything first hand....

MduZA:
am raping you here on nairaland,I see you can't stop bleeding..suicide bomber

runs out of thread to get a diaper (I cover my ass with the blood of christ)....wow you for real dude 20% of rape victims in 2012 reported by theguardian where homosexual rape....hey if you are one you better avail urself for rehab.....homosexual rapist....i will advise Naija guys to start wearing diaper because you guys are keen on thrusting your dicks in their assesss......jeeezzzz

PunkyVeer:
LMAO @ the food looks like it's about to eat you. So Nina, are they friendly towards you? Guess what I'm trying to say is, have you made female friends?

are you surprised we aren't xenophobic or hatred filled...of course we will always behave friendly and nice....definitely she will make good friends.....lol....We have always bin the big brother xenophobia won't deter us...

NinaNigeria:
lol, i dnt wana lie hey. Dey r a friendly bunch. I dnt know whether its bcoz m foreign or wat, bt i get treated like a queen here.

we are accommodating and you trash....We not gonna end up like one xenophobic zombie are we? Naaah...come on we treat foreigners like kings and queens...we got no trouble....we don't see you like a competitor rather we wanna work with you. we are open to growth, change and social enculturation now you are happy we treat you like a queen.....when you get home tell the xenophobic zombies......that hating doesn't pay......

NinaNigeria:
i do business wit many countries. Bt i dnt lick deir asses, i let my services speak for demselves. U keep kissing ass. If it does u good. I can just imagine how u run like a puppy behind someones ass. I dnt wana do business wit an ass kisser. I do business wit someone wit a reputable company and reliable service. Or do u kiss deir ass coz u know u bought yo qualification, so u dnt wana make any mistakes.

Naaah every company kiss assess and bleep their host...we donated equipment to Tears foundation and charity stuffs to prisons and last year so that they will keep patronising us and this year after we declare profit and pay taxes we will also donate items....that is part of licking your asses...we will also bleep you in some other ways....that is CSR..that is licking asses.................get that....you need to get acquainted with the rudiments of business.........that is how you stay in business I guess you don't own a business...or do you know what CSR mean?

NinaNigeria:
i do business wit many countries. Bt i dnt lick deir asses, i let my services speak for demselves. U keep kissing ass. If it does u good. I can just imagine how u run like a puppy behind someones ass. I dnt wana do business wit an ass kisser. I do business wit someone wit a reputable company and reliable service. Or do u kiss deir ass coz u know u bought yo qualification, so u dnt wana make any mistakes.

Naaah every company kiss assess and bleep their host...we donated equipment to Tears foundation and charity stuffs to prisons and last year so that they will keep patronising us and this year after we declare profit and pay taxes we will also donate items....that is part of licking your asses...we will also bleep you in some other ways....that is CSR..that is licking asses.................get that....you need to get acquainted with the rudiments of business.........

MduZA:
you come to SA and sell nyaope to kids,returning the favour the very kids give you some panel beatings to make you feel that SA is not your country,then you cry foul...before you talk about violence and rape in SA,stand on top of your mud hurt and watch the occurrence in your zoo

loool....those kids that robbed me on several occasion? Loooollll....your streets are drug infested because the youths crave for it...why are dugs not ravishing lagos? Blackie southies needs the drug to get high so that they rape their lives out and spread hiv....and the Nigerians?.....They can't stop selling....loooooooooooollllllllllll ...I know you have raped someone before....say the truth bingo

NinaNigeria:
no dear, judging from everything u said on dis thread. U wud kiss anything white. Even if its poor u dnt care. As long as its white, u kiss its ass. I think its bcoz u nt used to whites n u dnt realy understand dat dey r also human and each mind differs frm de other. U like contradicting yoself. U say u kiss any ass, as long as u do business wit it. Bt u said u hate black southies. So does dat mean u dnt do business wit dem? I dnt knw. U put so much pressure on yoself, to think dat al black southies r bad, and de whites r gud. U need to open yo mind and realy check wats going on out there. Ignorance is nt good. Any, how have seen how happy some of u get, just for talkin to a white man, lol. I take it u r one of those. How many hospitals in yo country have asked u n yo brother to instal those machines? Do yo hospitals have those machines in de first place? R u aware dat so many of u go out side yo country wen u need proper medical care? Most even go down south. U need to teach yo nation to b open n educate abt aids. So dat u can have proper stats. Dying in silence is nt good, and so many of u go thru dat. Stop stigmatising aids coz it is a manageable deseas. Just bcoz someone is hiv positive, it does nt mean dey r dead or dey gona die. Dey can leave for sooo many years, as long as dey take care of demselves. I thank God dat our government takes care of its ppl n make sure dat hiv treatment is available to everyone who needs it free of charge. U need to understand dat my friend wit aids is still my friend. Just bcoz his got hiv, it does nt mean its de end. Stop using hiv to insult, coz there r so many much worse deases out there. Like ebola. Use mind and open dear. Stop being so stupid

Loool wow punkyveer said black southies are xenophobic how can you do business with xenophobic monsters who will wake up the next day to break into your store and loot your goods? Who will do business with some isolated hatred filled bigot.....the 8% are calling the shot economy wise....Anyone can choose to have med care in any part of the world as long as they can afford it. there US celebrities who have personal doctors based in germany. Talking about Installations like I taught you you need to look for a better niche. Talking about HIV, because you talk about hiv does not give you the leverage to go about hawking it does it? I will kiss any ass black blue white gray indigo....as long as you are bringing business. You hate the white yet they control more than 70% of SA economy...hypocrite.....you better stop spreading the virus....rapist country....

NinaNigeria:
wat u r sayin does nt make sense. No one keeps a degree in a trash can, coz our municipalities who take very good care of us, collect de trash from our homes every week. So there is no ways one can keep a degree in trash. To work in a mine, one does nt need a degree. There r sooo many good companies in SA who emply graduates, de nice thing abt this country is dat even de non graduates still get good office jobs, which is wat i cant say abt yo country hey. So wit us, everyone gets a fair chance at good life. Anyway, wats wrong wit working at a mine? Is it nt a job? Do u knw dat mines pay good?if yo nation was nt know for fraud and fake qualifications, maybe some of u, wud get de opportunities at working at our mines, bt we r scared of hiring u ppl, coz u destroy everything u touch. So as de southy guy said, since all of u who go down south end up as hair dressers. Keep doing it, bt i just hope u wil stop selling drugs on our streets, takin advantage of small immature girls and opening fake churches all over. U guys have ruined yo country and nw u wana ruin ours. De opener of dis thread needs to understand dat to u, SA girls will seem easy, coz u ppl have never had an encounter wit open minded westernized blacks, anyway, keep being in de dark as u r, if it makes u feel better

I will let all these jargon pass because I trashed it the previous day. What baffles me is what you are doing in Naija when there are Gold on the streets of soweto....lol...You even used it as part of your monicker....You must be so proud.....i am giggling...but wait punkyveer swore that you guys like being isolated and xenophobic and you don't like living SA so am pondering what you are doing on the green white green soil?.......well save your response...I understand......I think we should bury the scores because it is quite patent that some of you are beginning to get illuminated perhaps someday....you will all be civilised...

PunkyVeer:
That's how we say it HERE.

There is actually no big deal saying it "cm"...as long as you are in SA or when you are communicating with your country man I presume accepted standard (not localised) standard should be adopted when communicating with people not from your isolated zone........morning u good?....

MduZA:
fact remain,the Nigerian university degree you are holding will be used to cut people s hair and shoe-repairing in SA

It is better than SA degrees that are kept in trash cans and only useful when working in the mines or when you are about to steal from refugee stores...

soilsista:
I'm not Xhosa either...

Good to know, I hope you did not steal from our stores during the stealing spree session organised in your country.....?

MduZA:
surely the clown is exposing your immaturity,instead of old TV,the clown used the words black and white TV set..a 12 year old can easily understand that black and white TV sets were used in the olden days but a fool like you will keep on exposing his foolishness by screaming on top of your voice denying that 1-1 equals zero..Mumu will point his finger at others while pointing himself with the other three

you are just one dull dude who went to a fancy school and thought the chairs and tables added quality to the rickety certificate he obtained

MduZA:
so says a Nigerian refugee in my country...after drinking our sweet tap water,unlike water from the river back home,thats all you can say...bloody Fla...thead

clown you have refugees in your country yet you stole from their stores using the xenophobic mantra as a leverage instead of you guys to come out plain and say you are hungry...Naijas are merciful they would have given you guys crumbs rather you resorted to stealing...lol...you have refugee in your country yet you complain they taking your women and bleeping them....lol...you have refugee in you country yet they take your jobs and you cry foul....you have refugee in your country yet the refugees are arrogant walking the streets like they own it while you are in the shadows looking for when to steal from them.....you have refugees in your country yet every single day your teenage girls are turning prostitutes just have sex so that the refugees can pay them.....you have refugees yet the refugees see your locals like sub human and prefers to deal with your elites.....you are just wailing and lying...or should I say a wailing liar...lol...A refugee in his own country caged in his heart, filled with hate. when they see the progress others have made they wail...lol...get a belt round your neck nd commit suicide....it won't matter cos suicide, rape and violence is no longer news in SA

chiol:
I still believe that PMB is God sent. PDP really dealt with us.
I can only judge APC after 16 years. When they finish their
16 years as PDP, then I will compare.
Even magicians can't do much in 2 yrs under the condition
PDP left us. Crude oil selling about 80% less than what it
was selling when PDP was stealing instead of investing. If
PDP was still in power under this condition, it would have
been a serious chaos. They were borrowing money to pay
salaries when oil was around $80 per barrel. What would
have been our fate now the oil is around $40? Imagine, APC
is still running government under this condition without
borrowing.
No chance for the looters again! Don't worry, the 5k
allowance is underway.

OF all the fools on NL you are the greatest. Of all the idiots roaming about you are largest...of all stupidity ever seen this is the most incredible...your dafter than buhari....jesus! I have never seen a man with such stupidity like this before ....so you are ready to mortgage 16 yrs of your life just to compare between APC and PDP? My 5yr old nephew cannot make such statement. People like you have no future and you looking for ppl to drag down misery lane with you. Obviously u have nothing to lose so you can just type nonsense...your level of idiocy startles me. One begins to wonder is just PDP and APC or good governance? May your life and that of your family be kept still for the next 16yrs and be compared to the last 16 yrs...idiot!!!...I wish I can apply wisdom to your irritating cheeks....just take a look at what a grown up man is typed up there!!!!!....idiot...

adren:
you wan start from here


you nor sharp/bad guy anything!!!

you no know whether na the guy destiny....leave am oooo....

theshaderoom:
Lol.. which kind fake story be this? The floors are different and how come the people around are unbothered even the lady... it looks like that lady stepped on something because I don't see any signs of poo trailing down her legs as it should. Then the other pic with the alleged poo arranged round... lol... Make I go find story to form wey go reach front page

I no sabi the kind phone you dey use view am but with my phone I could see traces from the thigh dripping down to the shoe....

MduZA:
what is this...isikwerekwere?

I guess you are not xhosa like punkyveer and soilsista...lol...I perceive you are Zulu...the largest occupiers of space and you guys championed the xenophobic act...I guess you still have the urge to break in into our stores and steal food items...hungry pigs...I guess you have not had a nice breakfast since engaging in a stealing spree and looted our stores.....lazy asses roaming about....consuming alcohol and sharing HiV

MduZA:
poor Nigerian,if you don't know something,its not a sin to ask...Take it or not,in SA we used to measure the old Tv sets in centimeters..a 54cm Panasonic television set would be referred as such..thanks for dropping in some "pignigEnglish"

Now the clown turns it to the "old TV set" lol and the new TV set you say 100cm TV? Nkita lacha Ike gi....mumunnni oya give space....ode....do I look SA to you? when you communicate with ppl outside your isolated zone Pls learn to you accepted terms nd not your localised accepted standard....of course a Mumuni don't know the difference, a Mumuni don't know when to draw the line....

pedrilo:
Some have brains but decide to reason wit their anus e.g this dead terrorists

On the last day we shall know who is reasonable. First what if this guy is right? I mean what if he is lying on the laps of the 72 virgins?...we don't know what is beyond death as long as they bomb the north and Muslims we should encourage them to keep the faith....allahu akbar

[quote author=Mbediogu post=40496771][/quote]How did you know he is not with the virgins? Can't you read the quran...lemme illuminate you before they shout Allahu akbar the virgins are already lined up waiting to be serviced don't be shocked if you see aminat508 among the virgins....these guys will enjoy eternity.....Bro when thta time come you go wash bed sheets tire.....choose wisely sai babbbbabbbbba

[quote author=Mbediogu post=40496771][/quote]How did you know he is not with the virgins? Can't you read the quran...lemme illuminate you before they shout Allahu akbar the virgins are already lined up waiting to be serviced don't be shocked if you see aminat508 among the virgins....these guys will enjoy eternity.....Bro when thta time come you go wash bed sheets tire.....choose wisely sai babbbbabbbbba

Babaofor:
rubbish.....the hottest part of hell will be reserved for all of you

you don go hell before? How you take know? When these guys go dey bleep the virgins na you go dey wash the blood stained sheets....

You guys are hating the bomber for nothing...He had a belief and died for it...Allahu Akbar.....As long as the belief is up North NO P....but what if these guys are right? what if there are 72 pussieess waiting for them...what if jihad is real....you guys are sitting here condemning the northern hero would wished you blew up yourselves with the dullard......Well done Hero I award you......The iron cross 2nd Class...As long as you keep it in the North and you do muslisms more medals for you.....Allahu akbar....sai baba

MduZA:
a Nigerian will scream on top of his voice denying that two plus two equals four, in futile exercise of showing artificial muscles..

clown when did SA start having their own units of measurement? This ewu Zimbabwe will not think twice before commenting....odokodoko..... ....because you use it SA does not make it technically correct... just like there are appliances and gadgets we call different names here or use a different unit of measurement when communicating just like a cliché....will it be proper to say that is accepted way of saying it? or will I keep arguing blindly like a slowpoke that "That is Nigeria way of saying it"....ewu burkina faso

MduZA:
you dont make sense...for once can you acknowledge your "flop" of arguing about something you dont know....

Mumuni abeg shift jooor......ewu zambia.....

naijacommando:
Guy, abeg leave that thing... My brain alone sef na GMAT... There's hardly anything I don't know... I'm vast in many fields.. Av the best University degree honours with a Masters degree in view now ... Was best throughout my state in WAEC... even had a scholarship throughout my secondary school days and always coming top in class, yet I don't Av any job today... It's just by the grace of God... No amount of GMAT can do anything, brother!

Bros you dey vex or na joke?.....lol....I don change job 3 times since August. if I show CV sef you go shake your head......God dey....

geobukky:
You are the only person who has received the call nau, interview or no interview call na call you Sha spoke with HR

baby....me na observer o....

I thought Bankole was also a youth,,,,,,,fucking thieves....lol

PunkyVeer:
Yes you do care. You're a Nigerian & he's a white unicorn LMAO

Well over here we do not give a Bleep....you guys are cynical and xenophobic so I don't expect you to see the best in others........If he likes let him be from Mars not my fucking business..As long as we do business have fun everybody goes their bleeping ways.....I don't anticipate nice attitude from people. I only do business.........that is how I was trained....if he is a unicorn....not my bleeping business... ....

PunkyVeer:
Look, maybe over there & other countries, but here, all old TVs went by cms not inches. South Africa uses cms for measurements not inches. Even height is calculated using cms not ft. Inches just came in with the LCD screen TVs. So technically, he is right.

cms is a standard unit of measurement. Definitely you can measure length or height in cms. TV display sizes are measured both in inches and cms just like saying a 32inch (81cm) TV. That is how it is written all over.....but technically you don't say 81cm TV just because 81cm is written on it. Definitely if a measurement is in inches you can transfer to cms....but saying 81cm TV at any point in history is laughable. ......just like approaching a draperand asking he/she to sell to you a 40ft fabric or 30cm fabric....is it not funny?