₦airaland Forum

theshaderoom:
Lol.. which kind fake story be this? The floors are different and how come the people around are unbothered even the lady... it looks like that lady stepped on something because I don't see any signs of poo trailing down her legs as it should. Then the other pic with the alleged poo arranged round... lol... Make I go find story to form wey go reach front page

I no sabi the kind phone you dey use view am but with my phone I could see traces from the thigh dripping down to the shoe....

MduZA:
what is this...isikwerekwere?

I guess you are not xhosa like punkyveer and soilsista...lol...I perceive you are Zulu...the largest occupiers of space and you guys championed the xenophobic act...I guess you still have the urge to break in into our stores and steal food items...hungry pigs...I guess you have not had a nice breakfast since engaging in a stealing spree and looted our stores.....lazy asses roaming about....consuming alcohol and sharing HiV

MduZA:
poor Nigerian,if you don't know something,its not a sin to ask...Take it or not,in SA we used to measure the old Tv sets in centimeters..a 54cm Panasonic television set would be referred as such..thanks for dropping in some "pignigEnglish"

Now the clown turns it to the "old TV set" lol and the new TV set you say 100cm TV? Nkita lacha Ike gi....mumunnni oya give space....ode....do I look SA to you? when you communicate with ppl outside your isolated zone Pls learn to you accepted terms nd not your localised accepted standard....of course a Mumuni don't know the difference, a Mumuni don't know when to draw the line....

pedrilo:
Some have brains but decide to reason wit their anus e.g this dead terrorists

On the last day we shall know who is reasonable. First what if this guy is right? I mean what if he is lying on the laps of the 72 virgins?...we don't know what is beyond death as long as they bomb the north and Muslims we should encourage them to keep the faith....allahu akbar

[quote author=Mbediogu post=40496771][/quote]How did you know he is not with the virgins? Can't you read the quran...lemme illuminate you before they shout Allahu akbar the virgins are already lined up waiting to be serviced don't be shocked if you see aminat508 among the virgins....these guys will enjoy eternity.....Bro when thta time come you go wash bed sheets tire.....choose wisely sai babbbbabbbbba

[quote author=Mbediogu post=40496771][/quote]How did you know he is not with the virgins? Can't you read the quran...lemme illuminate you before they shout Allahu akbar the virgins are already lined up waiting to be serviced don't be shocked if you see aminat508 among the virgins....these guys will enjoy eternity.....Bro when thta time come you go wash bed sheets tire.....choose wisely sai babbbbabbbbba

Babaofor:
rubbish.....the hottest part of hell will be reserved for all of you

you don go hell before? How you take know? When these guys go dey bleep the virgins na you go dey wash the blood stained sheets....

You guys are hating the bomber for nothing...He had a belief and died for it...Allahu Akbar.....As long as the belief is up North NO P....but what if these guys are right? what if there are 72 pussieess waiting for them...what if jihad is real....you guys are sitting here condemning the northern hero would wished you blew up yourselves with the dullard......Well done Hero I award you......The iron cross 2nd Class...As long as you keep it in the North and you do muslisms more medals for you.....Allahu akbar....sai baba

MduZA:
a Nigerian will scream on top of his voice denying that two plus two equals four, in futile exercise of showing artificial muscles..

clown when did SA start having their own units of measurement? This ewu Zimbabwe will not think twice before commenting....odokodoko..... ....because you use it SA does not make it technically correct... just like there are appliances and gadgets we call different names here or use a different unit of measurement when communicating just like a cliché....will it be proper to say that is accepted way of saying it? or will I keep arguing blindly like a slowpoke that "That is Nigeria way of saying it"....ewu burkina faso

MduZA:
you dont make sense...for once can you acknowledge your "flop" of arguing about something you dont know....

Mumuni abeg shift jooor......ewu zambia.....

naijacommando:
Guy, abeg leave that thing... My brain alone sef na GMAT... There's hardly anything I don't know... I'm vast in many fields.. Av the best University degree honours with a Masters degree in view now ... Was best throughout my state in WAEC... even had a scholarship throughout my secondary school days and always coming top in class, yet I don't Av any job today... It's just by the grace of God... No amount of GMAT can do anything, brother!

Bros you dey vex or na joke?.....lol....I don change job 3 times since August. if I show CV sef you go shake your head......God dey....

geobukky:
You are the only person who has received the call nau, interview or no interview call na call you Sha spoke with HR

baby....me na observer o....

I thought Bankole was also a youth,,,,,,,fucking thieves....lol

PunkyVeer:
Yes you do care. You're a Nigerian & he's a white unicorn LMAO

Well over here we do not give a Bleep....you guys are cynical and xenophobic so I don't expect you to see the best in others........If he likes let him be from Mars not my fucking business..As long as we do business have fun everybody goes their bleeping ways.....I don't anticipate nice attitude from people. I only do business.........that is how I was trained....if he is a unicorn....not my bleeping business... ....

PunkyVeer:
Look, maybe over there & other countries, but here, all old TVs went by cms not inches. South Africa uses cms for measurements not inches. Even height is calculated using cms not ft. Inches just came in with the LCD screen TVs. So technically, he is right.

cms is a standard unit of measurement. Definitely you can measure length or height in cms. TV display sizes are measured both in inches and cms just like saying a 32inch (81cm) TV. That is how it is written all over.....but technically you don't say 81cm TV just because 81cm is written on it. Definitely if a measurement is in inches you can transfer to cms....but saying 81cm TV at any point in history is laughable. ......just like approaching a draperand asking he/she to sell to you a 40ft fabric or 30cm fabric....is it not funny?

PunkyVeer:
If he really knew how they truly feel about him, I bet he'd hang himself tonight. The same Peterson could be referring to him as a baboon when sitting around the braai with his boere friends. He doesn't know how whites operate. Piteous really. We do not trust them for a reason, because we know all about their fake smiles. I think the only people who understand whites better is South Africans & the blacks in America, because we've been exposed to them longer & there's really no love lost there. I laugh in Khoisan at him thinking he is liked.

Bottom line, no matter what he's been told, if a push ever came to a shove, South Africans will pick each other over some stranger from another country.

I don't care what peterson says about me when am not there with other white dudes....lol...I don't give a damn...I don't crave for endearment or swee talking that is Naija for you strictly business. He calls me an ape at my back not my business. I guess he is scared not saying it when am present. We smile and talk because we doing business...you display the business attitude...when you get home and meet your lover then you talk about sweet talking and endearment simple rule of business

PunkyVeer:
Old TVs were measured in cms, hence he said black & white. I still remember our TV growing up, a 51 cm Telefunken. Inches is the new shiz niz for the "flatscreens".

Inches were first used in measurements. The pyramids were all designed using the inches as measuring units. In electronics inches was still used as standard measurements only that sometimes they often transfer the measurements to centimetres just like saying a 12inch (30cm) television but technically saying a 20cm or 30cm TV is laughable......empties a cup of orijin

MduZA:
were u using bricks as chairs in your school as it is the case with many schools in Nigeria?

I guess your great school taught you "20cm TV".....lol....like I said the knowledge is not in the walls or the chairs or the bricks or the building Architectural style....you have the knowledge in your books...and the zeal in your mind.....Enlighten yourself bro

PunkyVeer:
lol @ 20 cm black & white TV.

the last time I switched it on I could watch CNN...lol ....Educate your country man you don't measure TV in centimetres.....he attended the best schools....lol....opens another bottle of orijin starts viewing the "20cm"....black and white TV

MduZA:
I never claimed to be educated,let me repeat what I said..i went to school with white people and currently work with them therefore you and I will never have same views regarding them..in other words ,you never thought you would talk to a white person face to face as you only saw them on your neighbor s 20cm black and white television back in Nigeria..therefore its not surprising to hear your praise and worship..

now you are more hilarious than I thought you can replace john vlismas if you harness your comedy skills.....lol....back to the subject I don't care who I mingle with as long as you are bringing business am cool. I attended an international school in lagos...so...say something more exciting........a.empties a glass of orijin

NinaNigeria:
hehehe, have u looked in de mirror? Hahaha , wat colour do u see? Hehehehe u realy love whites dnt u? Bet u wudnt hesitate kissing their ass neh? I mean literally. How many of those machines have u actualy installed in yo own country? Lol, if there r any any

I can see your knowledge about business nd economy is not up to date let me enlighten you......business is not a charity organisation. we have construction firms here in Nigeria owned by lebanese and they don't exist in their home country. You have to be street smart and choose ur niche properly is all about making profit...........if you call doing business kissing asses.....its quite cool as long as the cheques keep rolling in.......you have to patronise the people where your business exist you lick their asses and bleep them dry last time I checked it was called CSR.....lol

NinaNigeria:
wer did u buy yo qaulification? Coz we all know u guys love buying qualifications! Which is de reason y no company wants to touch u ppl in the south. Which brings me to my question, what is de name of dat comany dat had de guts to do business wit a fraudster knowingly? Anyway, ofcourse u r an engineer neh. Lol, coz dis is de internet, anyone can b anything dey wana b. Kweeeks. Especialy u ppl, who also claim lies here on nl. Hahahahah mr sspeter. Hahahahaha gosh guy, give up already, we tired of yo crap and lies. Do u know dat no company wants to hire u ppl for real in de south? Which is y u ppl always end up doin anything for cash on de streets of mzansi

I guess I have been swallowing your lies hook line and sinker.....funny you

MduZA:
dream on brother...your artificial muscles are not visible though...i do understand your mentality which really gives me a clear picture of your background..i went to school with white people ,currently work with them therefore you and I will never share same views regarding them...some of the things worth not to be responded to,you sound childish my brother...one love

attending Afrikaans schools or white school doesn't make you more intelligent or over educated. I taught myself calculus in my bedroom up till differential equations to the third degree...just for the fun...learning is fun and doesn't respect confinement....what you need out there is emotional intelligence....so that you don't get "over educated"

NinaNigeria:
wer did u buy yo qaulification? Coz we all know u guys love buying qualifications! Which is de reason y no company wants to touch u ppl in the south. Which brings me to my question, what is de name of dat comany dat had de guts to do business wit a fraudster knowingly? Anyway, ofcourse u r an engineer neh. Lol, coz dis is de internet, anyone can b anything dey wana b. Kweeeks. Especialy u ppl, who also claim lies here on nl. Hahahahah mr sspeter. Hahahahaha gosh guy, give up already, we tired of yo crap and lies. Do u know dat no company wants to hire u ppl for real in de south? Which is y u ppl always end up doin anything for cash on de streets of mzansi

Read my post Nina no need to hate. Am an architect not an engineer. If you say we bought certificates well your headache. If you want I can send you my portfolios, works, my designs and my sketches....if you are interested and if you are in Naija and Lagos you can come to my site currently involved in a church project....Firms will hire you if you are good. I don't expect a SA firm to hire a Nigerian who does not have a work permit.....and if they do and are qualified for the jobs it is normal for the company to give out jobs first to indigenes before immigrants...I don't have problems with that

NinaNigeria:
SSpeter, tell me, wat is de motivation behind yo moniker? Is it dat u loved peterson so much dat u decided to steal his name? Coz i know yo name is one long name wit many c's and h's

You are quite funny......loooool....first am a devoted catholic, SSPeter....stands for saint peter and saint Paul in full.....SSpeter&Paul...funny enough I am also peter.....loool...peterson is a close friend of my brother he is a medical practitioner we became close friends when our firm installed Morden MRI machines at the academic hospital in cape town...he is a good guy and he is not xenophobic.....he showed me the streets, clubs and malls during my first visit... ....i hope you are satisfied?

NinaNigeria:
hi Mr big economy. Can i plz ask a question. How come no one is running to nigeria to develop themselves? Since u guys economy is so good?

Nina I never said our economy was robust did I? Ohhhhhh false allegations aren't cool...yeah...we haven't had the best in the last Q4...experiencing a 2.2 growth.......from a previous 5.4%....this is not the best time for us with crude prices hitting record low and terrorism in the North East but we gonna get past it. there are always trying times in every economy US had theirs just before Bush exit....germany once traded a million deutchse Mark for a dollar....i hope we carry out diversification policies quick enough and by December terrorism will be a thing of the past. Surely we will bounce back I am optimistic about that. Still we still have quite a large number of western and subsahran africans trouping in. Behind Egypt, SA, Kenya and few northern African countries I think we are next in terms of international influx which is not bad compared to the problems we are facing at the moment

NinaNigeria:
guy, have u realy opened yo eyes and checked how many ppl have proper economy in yo country? Have u checked how many ppl r poor here? My heart breaks all de time wen i see de poverty in dis country. Plz stop lying, nigerians r poor and only a few r rich. Yo country is filled wit real hungry mouths n u r here playin big boy. Lol, i can just imagine how u wer running after peterson like a puppy, helpin each other to bad mouth anything black, wit yo racist friend and u wer even so happy to b talkin to a white man lol. Since yo country lacks hey. I know u wer happy to see a white man and wer bragging abt being a so called friend wit one, wen u went back to yo home. Kweeeeks. U r funny. M sure peterson is so happy coz u must have idolised him neh. Coz u sound like dat kind of a person. Did dey take u to a mall wen u wer in de cape? Did u see there r things called escalators in de world? I know u wer amazed. Did u take de pics on dem? So eairler u mentioned dat yo hotel was offering u prostitutes! Dat means u wer actually stayin in a brothel and u mistook it for a hotel? To me, de things u have said ealier, only mean u r filthy and love prostitutes. U even tried to correct yo statement abt trippling condoms, weras u wer de one who said u wer trippling dem, den changed statements wen u realised u wer talkin crap, listen, i need a gatement, and i wud like to employ. U have proven dat u like running after ppl and being deir skivy, and i wud like to offer u the opportunity. I wil make sure dat u visit SA once in a while, i wil arrange some poor whites for u, so dat u can b their friend, i know u wil nt care abt deir financial status, coz to u, anything white is perfect. I wil even make sure dat i organise prostitute as yo salary, coz u have proven dat to u, a prostitute is a good reward and something to write home abt. I wil organise condoms for u, and remind u to tripple, coz yo illitirate self, does not care abt the friction from 3 condoms at a time

loooolllll......I can't help but laugh when I read your posts....dont get pained dearest. I got no business with the black southies truth be told our line of business don't cross. My brother works here in Nigeria before He got to SA and started his firm. I work freelance here too and I enjoy my life...You see I like being truthful. the hotels and large hospitals that requires our services are managed by white southies. I like them. I have never seen a business man who hates his clients...have you seen.? we install machinery and equipment for research councils in SA, there we don't get to show up we have black southie engineers employed by our firms. And when the contract is quite I travel to lend a helping hand too. There are poor people in Nigeria, in SA, in USA, in UK, in China all over the world....bickering with you about condom is quite belittling...and as a business guy...it is customary to keep your blood cool when you are away from home that is why you have prostitutes. You pay them they render their services to you, no hard feelings. I can travel down to SA anytime cos I have been there twice and I have not spent an extra second longer than my exit period. I have never flouted an immigration rule....neither have I been charged for any offence. talking about financial status, I am not rich but am happy....

MduZA:
your economy is not better,you have the largest economy,understandably so because it cares for a population size which triple ours..if your economy was better ,we should have not be talking about the lack of basic things in your country..your big economy is just a vacuum for an over populated nation....if lerato acknowledges that she is enjoying having s..x with Nigerians,it does not mean every south African girl is in the same path,thats your own poor Nigerian mentality..if you indeed live in SA ,you know that it is not easy as you claim,you know very well how immigrants are regarded here..if I may ask you,what kind of jobs are you taking from south Africans?if you knew who the killers of lucky dube were you would stop talking about it because some south Africans would have a good point to justify their attacks on immigrants...am very sorry to hear that you are educated,so your education brought you to SA so that you can help your brother to deliver medical equipments?any way I do understand because in an south African context,a Nigerian university degree equals a south African grade 12 certificate...keep on rocking south African girls in your imagination

lolllllllll.....this dude is gonna die of hate....lollllll......bro you are so embittered that even the ghanian liquor "alomo bitters" go fear bitterness....lol...am an architect my brother and I schooled here in Naija nd I do my stuffs here in Naija I am not an isolated idiot so I roll wherever I want to ...Hey my bro is an engineer and he does not roll with you (blackies) you guys love to stay isolated loooolllll..... ...so we prefer the whites that loves to mingle...let me educate your ass...my brother is a mechanical engineer here in Nigeria before he was transferred to SA. He saw the opportunities took it and started his Engineering outfit. Did you know that most of the installations my brother does where previously handled by German firms? Yet you have the best universities in africa? Lol...did you know that Coporations owned by white southies don't see your engineers as one, they see them as technicians...loll..German firms were bleeping the white southies of their rands and my bro came in to save them lol he installs and manages for them. He studied here in Nigeria. He has more than 6 black southie engineers working for him and several other africans. I have facts about SA cos I we have worked with several medical research councils in SA. I am sure SA government will be glad giving such contracts to a grade 12 certificate holder shame on you. Dude Education had long left the class room stop dreaming. Having glorified structures and laboratories doesn't make you great the zeal to learn and your innovative ingenuity brings out the best in you all you need is a spark. I have been to Kenya and Ethiopia I can tell you categorically that the Kenyas and ethopians are far smarter than you guys when I interact with them I feel the zeal and thirst in them to succeed just that they don't have the economic base to ignite their dream. Thank God Ethiopia is experiencing swift economic changes and are currently experiencing economic boom. I have volunteered for my continent, I have served Africa..and I hope to represent Nigeria next year in the USA...at the Mandela fellowish.....lol....I love you Bro...one Love

PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. Just so three white South Africans were in Nigeria means all white South Africans are out "exploring the world"? The real FACT is, South Africans of all races don't like to go out of the country. We're notorious for that. Most of your "explorer" whites have never been out of Kokstad Very few bother with other countries. Good lawd you guys really worship whites. Pathetic TBH.

Yes, isolation & yes, today na Is that too much to ask? We wanna rape each other in peace without onlookers

you are just very funny....loool.....i have spent the whole day cracking my ribs....oH Lord......Countries with robust economies are going about seeking for good business partners, Germany, China, Japan, USA and Russia are still looking for prospective and potential trade partners, they fill up expo centres organised in Lagos and you are here talking crap...You know what I think you guys should continue your xenophobic acts and keep staying Isolated and let the whites do the running around and get the business ready. You lied when you say Southie of all Racies...I can point several High schools, Hotels, shopping malls and Manufacturing companies owned by white southies alone in Lagos. Not to talk of Abuja and port harcourt. What about the dutch southies that have so much stakes in Nigerian oil firms?... You guys should stay isolated and remain Xenophobic after all Peterson brown told me and I quote - "Black southies have nothing to offer- You have the numbers keep occupying spaces....moreover you guys are quite good at supporting and ancillary roles.....Wait the white Southies will do the thinking and expansion...you guys will lick the plates....."She says they like to stay isolated"...lafffs in greek...All the Gold and diamond and platinum extracted in SA, how many % are used up in SA...you export them yet you want to stay isolated a typical black southie....Thank God the whites are saving your Asses....if not your ass would be stucked somewhere in the mines...lol...

PunkyVeer:
Nobody & I mean NOBODY with South African blood flowing in their veins, feels inferior to ANYBODY. Trust me on that.

And isolation is what most want. More peaceful & stink-free

hahahahahahhahaah.....you got to be funny. In 21st century? Lool...even the Tibetan monks are clamouring for social integration. It is normal for uncivilised people to want to stay Isolated. When you were Xenophobic and now that you have kept that behind you which is better? You stay isolated and end up raping yourselves...Go tell them we are no longer in the 20th century....the white southies are exploring the world doing businesses and expanding SA you guys are just there doing nothing....The last trade fair in Lagos three Southies White were luring my boss to come to SouthAfrica and see their show room so as to facilitate business....you guys are there putting your round asses in isolation....sips another bottle of orijin

martyns303:
1. Na!!! we banging the Oleratos, Lindiwes, Boitumelos, Ayandas Etc, typical SA chicks. Don't deny it. Don't like it? Take off ur belt tie it to ur ceiling fan, then tie the other end to ur neck, or u can go attacking us like u always do.

2. We involving in crimes? Ya blame it on us, the Botswanas, Zimbabwes, never taking responsibility for anything. Hell u guys even blamed us for killing Dube. So Nigerians are into crimes huh? Like drugs? Wonder why they ain't as much drug on the streets of Lagos as it is in SA? Simple!!! Demand and supply, as long as you guys can't get ur act together we keep giving u that shit. And unlike u who would lie and deny that those girls ain't SA girls, I won't deny my brothers. Get ur sh!t together.

3. U pissed cos we taking ur jobs? Taking foods outta ur mouths? Yup! That's typical of us, arrogant and taking whatever we like. Sorry to hear that, get some education, develope a working habit and then maybe there won't be any job for us.

4. A zoo with a better economy than yours? Then You must be less a zoo.

Empties a glass of Orijin....bar man give this dude 2bottles...

PunkyVeer:
Like I said, some overcame that part of themselves, hence they're now able to make friends from other countries. We have no feelings for you either so I guess it's even steven. Only difference is that we stay away from things we don't like. You should take a page from it, if you know what I mean

Look, I have been xenophobic before & know people who are still xenophobic, so I know what I'm talking about. Yuuuuup, South Africans look down on other people whether you agree with it or not. We wouldn't be caught dead living in some of these dusty specs of lands some call countries

INFERIORITY BREEDS XENOPHOBIA....thank God you have taken classes in psychology....perhaps you should read more about human sociology...A child who is scared tends to stay Isolated...Snubbing is a cowardly attempt to kill fear..........southAfrican elites and business mogul anr not xenophobic are they? How come the white southies are not xenophobic? Or why don't they snub? You guys should grow up