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sickstars:
1500 to cook soup?

U av not heard dat better soup na money kill am

School girls can use 500 to cook good food sha lmao !

Giv d money to a school girl she will bring 1k change for u

So 1500 is not enough to prepare "better soup"?

agarawu23:

Bros no smiling tonight Oooooo

A friend of mine decided to say hello and I felt perhaps this will be a good opportunity to prepare my favourite Ogbono soup. After we had lunch outside I told her I will appreciate any help towards preparing my favourite soup. She Agreed. There is a small market close by where she can easily get all the items need.
I opened my wallet brought out 1k (last card) then I remembered I had 5h in the trouser I wore the previous day. Total =N1500.....I handed it over to her, she looked at me with disdain (like say I poo for body).....next statement "You are not serious"...I thought she was joking until she carried her bag and left....pls o.......N1500 no reach cook Ogbono soup?.. ...seriously I was angry not because she refused but because she was a good cook...I could have had a great supper....Nevertheless I prepared the Ogbono with that same amount....with chicken and dry fish.....Just that the soup is having a soapy taste. I don't know where soap came from and the Ogbono soup no draw......God has answered the prayers of my landlord battalions. Tomorrow they will do the needful ...but some ladies una no dey try o...how can 1500 not cook ogbono?

Segzie8180:
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mysteriousman:
Ecowas that nigeria is lord over, this man no serious

for your mind? I don't know why Nigerians always think they are king or lord over other countries .....In legal matters no big or small countries...lol....you are lord ordinary camerooun collect ur land pursue your ppl? you are lord benin republic is invading you? The earlier you wake up from your slumber the better....Go to ecowas court and meet smart, intelligent and articulate francophone judges. Do you think is all this abokiis wey dey use backyard become judge? Go there make them flog u hands down!!! We are not talking about bringing ur citizens to die (ecomog) we are talking brain power

sleeksamurai:
Abeg leave thrash for lawma. Most of us think cos we r pretty n on braz n stuff people shud fall over themselves for us

You remind me of an old friend. Are you an Architect?

Lalasticlala oya come talk your mind....

realestworld:
slap person like me.. U go bleed 2 death.
NO JOKE

Bro ..I tot I am harsh...didn't know I have seniors....bros easy

Omotayor123:
OP if she hit you first, give her a hot kiss

Yep but this time not with the lips....A kiss that will illuminate her

Emac34:
nigga i dey ur back

Alobam.....but that is just the plain truth.

Well for me I will always embrace civility. But some people are too damaged. Damaged beyond redemption. So I have decided to treat people how they want to be treated. If you are a lady and you hit me, I will ensure I apply wisdom to your cheeks until the devil in you is craving for repentance.

PunterTim:
Deception Is A Thing Of The Mind.
Keep Kidding Yourself!

funny dude ...u gud?

PresVA:
You will dish out embarrassment? Sorry to say but there's no difference between you and the lady.. two wrongs can never make a right. .

I think you have issues with females. ..

I know you are trying to sound civil. Civility is a trait I try to display as much as I can but later I realised some people are beyond redemption....just treat them how they want to be treated......

PunterTim:
Exactly What I've Been Saying Since Morning!
Look!,I Don't Have A Sis But If She Was My GF Or Any Gal I'm Fùcking And He Happens To Maybe Physically Assault/Confront Her!,I WILL FIND HIM AND I WILL KILL HIM!!!

I will so beat you until you are saturated.

delonz:
Your behavior was childish, you were in a public place, are you the owner of the said bench? Did you seek for permission before you sat on the bench? Is the girl your wife or girl friend or even sister that you want to teach moral? What will it take from you if you had allowed her to seat, what lesson do you think you have thought her? People these days really want everybody they come across to behave they way they want them to behave. If that girl had insulted you what would you have done? My dear whenever you are in a public place pocket that your idea of trying to teach people morals.

Let me illuminate your comprehension....The bench was filled to its maximum capacity (did you get that?). She sitting close to me will definitely give me some degree of discomfort. I reserve the right to be inconvenienced by sharing or sit comfortably by not sharing (in respect to the portion allocated to me on the bench). Lastly, I wasn't yearning for salutation or familiarity. I am an introvert to the marrow who doesn't care about banalities. I will empathise if only she had showed she was reasonable. So if you come across people sitting and you want to join, don't just shove people without ur buttocks and expect them to be calm....you may end up finding ur self in an awkward position....

prisiluv:
Exactly!!!

I see; you are trying so hard to paint me an impassive/indifferent fellow seemingly you didn't grasp my narration perhaps sentiments beclouded and muddled your assimilation....Let me illuminate your comprehension....The bench was filled to its maximum capacity (did you get that?). She sitting close to me will definitely give me some degree of discomfort. I reserve the right to be inconvenienced by sharing or sit comfortably by not sharing (in respect to the portion allocated to me on the bench). Lastly, I wasn't yearning for salutation or familiarity. I am an introvert to the marrow who doesn't care about banalities. I will empathise if only she had showed she was reasonable. So if you come across people sitting and you want to join, don't just shove people without ur buttocks and expect them to be calm....you may end up finding ur self in an awkward position....

ournaijablog:
some people will just use their hand to cause wahala for themselves na u get the bench? why must she greet you? ehn I guess that sickness affected your brain ba and you came here to tell us, lets clap for you, you have achieved something, you don't even know what the chic might be going through you have concluded she's rude. you guys gotta give us a break, everything you do to a woman you come here to post and gloat over it grow up

Wait! Wait! Wow!! Did just refer to me (*sickness affected your brain).....Ok...this a faceless forum I grasp...I have taken cognisance of your monicker...pls do me a favour Do not quote me again and also if I create a topic I won't appreciate your comment....i won't post/comment in your topic too.....

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Op,if this is true,you are already a candidate of heaven!

please what is the real meaning of OFOR?

Ojisik:
Hi hepzibah, please mine is tomorrow. I just need to know whether or not calculators are allowed, even if it's a basic function calculator. Please reply ASAP, Thanks

2. Please did any other thjng happen during the test. Maybe a talk with successful candidates or did you leave immediately after.

3. Did they ask any UBA related questions in the aptitude test. E.g.: year of establishment et al.

when and where did you submit your application?

Snowangel4:
K

Michellla:
L

Negodu!!! Maka why?....

The truth is some children are stubborn and bad and if you are not careful while dealing with them, you may end up killing them!.....to me, I have this feeling that the boy is unruly. Usman cannot just give you #100 witout u demanding....the boy is a crack...the woman was not catious

naughtynaughty:
lmaoooo, ure jxt wicked!

Not at all I was only trying to teach her how to behave.

GenIgrigi:
**grins** Buhari's sunni muslims making life unbearable for Christian Igbos in the north. Hope the international community see why we have no business with arab wanabes up north? **grins**

Naaa Igbos are generally catholics....majority of Nccf are yorubas and other tribes

Lalasticlala....abeg make this article reach FP..............I hope ur babe is cool headed? otherwise........xxxxxx

Snowangel4:
Harsh

If you engage in this discourteous act u better desist from it.....cos beauty only attracts a person to you but courtesy/character makes them stay

Philtim:
i concur nd second u at d same time....dnt knw wot dey feel like wen dey r being deceived abt their beauty. foolish beautiful things.

The funny thing was the lady felt like I was supposed to know she wants to sit......so I should do the needful?.....if you are beautiful....that is to your BF or ur parents....if you display and crude/arrogant attitude using "beauty" as your leverage,the embarrassment I will dish out to you will be legendary...

I have not been feeling too well lately, I visited a clinic. I took some drugs but it didn't alleviate the pain so the doctor referred me to a friend of his at the teaching hospital. I got info that the place is often crowded to I decided to leave home early so that I could still utilise the latter part of the day. When I arrived, they were people already waiting for the doc. We queued while sitting on a bench. I was the last person on the bench although we sat comfortably, that means the bench could still accommodate one more person with a degree of discomfort. Minutes later, A beautiful lady....really pretty....walks towards me and was about to use her buttocks to shove me inwards without uttering a word. Immediately I expanded my legs and gave her a slight push....Just as I looked the other way.....People on the bench didn't even blink someone sitting on the bench even hissed.......when she stood and couldn't find where to sit she walked away embarrassed .....later a guy came and was like....good morning can I join you? I was like sure...I dragged my buttocks a bit and we all squeezed ourselves while sitting on the bench. She came back and was walking aimlessly starring icily at me. I just fix my Ipod, blast music.
..........................I know some other ladies do these act too but no matter how pretty or beautiful you are if you lack courtesy, you are a pile of trash waiting for lawma!

PrinceRhaeger:
I think we should contact their HR and inquire as to why we are yet to receive an invitation. I also indicated immediate availability, but I'm yet to receive an invitation.

I think you should contact the HR.....if you meet all the requirements. Same with other guys who didn't get the invite @alva001, @Marvinray, @nwakaegoabisola, @bigmarx......my 2 cents

Petroking:
See for a man you talk too much. If not because of God i would have ask MODs to ban you because you ask for advice.. we say tell your brother you still looking for the same thing over and over again. it makes no sense

Bro Egbon na werey oooo....He has done some silly stuff in the past. I think I think I will tell him everything when he comes back for any formal marriage stuff so that if he wants to do anything rational or irrational it will be here in Naija....

Sunshinelady:
Anoda thin sef...@0P: there's somthin suspicious abt d way ur parentsare trying to bury d matter. You only knw one version of d story, u havnt hrd from d oda side, mayb wen d truth comes out u ll discover dat ur parents might hav been @fault (maybe o). I tink its best u tell ur brother, so dat d whole truth can be investigated. Mayb dis will help to heal all wounds

The supposed in-law is late. My dad and the supposed in-law brother used to be good friends.

Boyooosa:
Either they marry or not, u n ur brother turn enemy or not, either forgive or not he needs to know the truth na except if u frame all these up. How can ur parents dat are supposed to know better than you can be hiding such un-concealable fact?

I heard the supposed in-law is late. My parents and the wife had seemed to be communicating. My dad was a close friend to the late brother who sold the property to him. but I believe my parents are just being too emotional. I don't have issue with the lady but I don't want my brother to get married to her. Although my dad said he will tell my brother but I believe he is going to tell him the same version he told my sisters..........

obailala:
God help us!.. Now we're back to 2009 and I'm very sure some set of people would be exceedingly excited at this sad news, just the way they were very excited over the news of the bombings yesterday. These sons of devils get very excited at any negative news and they totally support anything that destabilises the country they call a zoo.

Very soon we would hear some of them make statements like 'our oil' and you begin to wonder when they also became oil producing Niger-Deltans whose environment is being polluted and whose peace is being eroded by the activities of a few miscreants.

Talk what you know. I am from Imo. I am ND. My area Oguta is an oil producing region. My 5yrs in university was paid with oil money scholarship same with other people from my community. There is oil in Abia and Anambra. Imo has more oil than cross-river....i hope I have enlightened you? you can still google list of oil producing state in Nigeria.....3 out 5 SE states are oil producing states...oya start to dey cry