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I wish I had seen this few years ago.....truly I would have graduated a better me...Thanks Marxxx.....

makavel7:
Just read the OP's other thread and found out he's just a bl..y kid in his 20's. What a fu..king waste of time!

I have painstakingly read all pages, plus people's comment and the OP's other threads. Yes the OP has ego issue, but you attacking his method of testing is something I don't get. Bro a test is a test No Matter How Silly. At any point in a recruitment process your faith is in the hands of the interviewer. I have gone for interviews where I was asked elementary percentages, this was final interview oooo, You are just feeling bad that the OP is wicked. But he has used a method best known to him. Like he said this was his first time....Remove the OP's lifestyle from the question. It was not differential calculus it was simple algebra.....If out pressure some got it wrong what is the probability they will perform better under pressure?....In his comatose relationship thread it's obvious he is still in his 20's...so? and the career thread he opened, if I had seen that 4yrs ago, I will think differently today. Everyone can't be "Nice" everyone can't be "Good"....

Op you want a planned life. You have everything figured out. You think brilliance can get you all you want? Sorry bro nature has its own part.....and you must obey it too

herboshedhe:
OP,now I'm beginning to understand you better,can we talk privately please?

Talk with me privately na? HMmmmmmm...let me send you pm?

acidtalk:
In as much as I DON'T believe you story for the following reasons, No father under planet will give a condition of a POOR boy DATING (not marrying) his daughter before he gives him a common job. Even if the girl is disabled or a sickler. Such nonesense ONLY happens in Nigerian Home Videos.

Now to the home video (story) at handlets just say it is not new. Inshorts girls do it more than the guys. Girls are the most ungrateful species on planet earth. A Dog is a billion times better than them in terms of showing appreciation and being loyal.


My rules of life now is NEVER EVER DATE OR MARRY A PERSON WITH A POORER BACKGROUND THAN YOURS.

This kind of story only happens when the Rich marries/dates the poor and never heard when poor jam poor or Rich cruises with Rich.


Note : Ladies, I am not bashing oh! I am just saying that what 'majority' and NOT all ladies are capable of doing.

What a crazy way to think? So materialism have clouded your thoughts on whom to get married to? So you will continue to search until you find a lady whose background is richer than yours? I use to think my friend was a clown....but now I have seen a Da**

sleeksamurai:
Cool. Whats her name and whats her alma mater. R u an architect?

rose, Unilag.....i have a good knowledge of building design.....

ALVA001:
i tot u had already don dt when i read ur post advising a poster to do it.

Bro have they given you a feedback after you submitted your CV?

Has owerri started collecting?.....anyone submitted in owerri?

Grow up dude, we ain't kids anymore that sit around just to strategise on how to land a babe. If you like a lady why not excuse her, say whatever you want to say....and go your way.....this is not 1996.....2016 bro

sleeksamurai:
I do? Yes i am. Why do u ask?

Yes you look just like her; I can smell an architect 10km away. Lol

ronald4lif:
Don't know what to say. I was thinking the money is small but on reading comments I have to bury my thoughts.

1500 small? Bros? Abeg way EFCC ? Guys like you creates no room for us, makes the ladies mouth get bigger and wider. Now I Totally Support Anti kwarruptn war....

sickstars:
Oga na ready made food from thy kingdom she giv u chop

If u kno catch man ontop her con still defend her like ice prince na dat one mean say d gods are with u!

laffs......rolls on the floor......jesus.....lwkmd

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] my Girlfriend used 50 naira to cook okazi soup that lasted one week, and she even bought garri..




All these girls dem just no be wife material[/color]

is her sister available? We need those type of ladies....especially in this recession....

emeraldknytt:
maybe winches don do spiritual saponification of palm oil wey you use

I have carried out a thorough investigation, maybe it's because some of the ingredients I used have stayed for too long....maybe not....

Twaci:
Frankly, any woman good in the kitchen can cook soup with N500 (excluding garri, semo etc), but how would u folks feel if we place a meatless/fishless soup before you?

You don't understand? Oya here's d breakdown;

Ogbono 1 cup should be 180 or so - N360 (2 cups)

Bitterleaf - N50

Red oil - N60

Maggi - N30

Pepper - N40

Crayfish - N100

Stockfish - N200

Fresh fish - N300

Meat - N300

See where I am going? I never buy garri oh

Abi na management soup u been dey find?

Na my soup you dey put all this lists? Wow?...okay excluding ogbono,stock fish, meat and fresh fish I have every other thing at home. I don't eat meat. chicken or turkey....I have semo, garri (white nd yellow), Amala, wheat.....so cont'd with the maths let me see where I erred.

I know you.....customer of baba mukaila....one day baba jazzz go fail

emeraldknytt:
bros talk am.. If na joke you wan joke make we know.. Ghen ghen! Soap ke, na ariel you take do maggi ni I wonder o

Soup is having a soapy taste....like soda soap....

sickstars:
1500 to cook soup?

U av not heard dat better soup na money kill am

School girls can use 500 to cook good food sha lmao !

Giv d money to a school girl she will bring 1k change for u

So 1500 is not enough to prepare "better soup"?

agarawu23:

Bros no smiling tonight Oooooo

A friend of mine decided to say hello and I felt perhaps this will be a good opportunity to prepare my favourite Ogbono soup. After we had lunch outside I told her I will appreciate any help towards preparing my favourite soup. She Agreed. There is a small market close by where she can easily get all the items need.
I opened my wallet brought out 1k (last card) then I remembered I had 5h in the trouser I wore the previous day. Total =N1500.....I handed it over to her, she looked at me with disdain (like say I poo for body).....next statement "You are not serious"...I thought she was joking until she carried her bag and left....pls o.......N1500 no reach cook Ogbono soup?.. ...seriously I was angry not because she refused but because she was a good cook...I could have had a great supper....Nevertheless I prepared the Ogbono with that same amount....with chicken and dry fish.....Just that the soup is having a soapy taste. I don't know where soap came from and the Ogbono soup no draw......God has answered the prayers of my landlord battalions. Tomorrow they will do the needful ...but some ladies una no dey try o...how can 1500 not cook ogbono?

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check the email again

mysteriousman:
Ecowas that nigeria is lord over, this man no serious

for your mind? I don't know why Nigerians always think they are king or lord over other countries .....In legal matters no big or small countries...lol....you are lord ordinary camerooun collect ur land pursue your ppl? you are lord benin republic is invading you? The earlier you wake up from your slumber the better....Go to ecowas court and meet smart, intelligent and articulate francophone judges. Do you think is all this abokiis wey dey use backyard become judge? Go there make them flog u hands down!!! We are not talking about bringing ur citizens to die (ecomog) we are talking brain power

sleeksamurai:
Abeg leave thrash for lawma. Most of us think cos we r pretty n on braz n stuff people shud fall over themselves for us

You remind me of an old friend. Are you an Architect?

Lalasticlala oya come talk your mind....

realestworld:
slap person like me.. U go bleed 2 death.
NO JOKE

Bro ..I tot I am harsh...didn't know I have seniors....bros easy

Omotayor123:
OP if she hit you first, give her a hot kiss

Yep but this time not with the lips....A kiss that will illuminate her

Emac34:
nigga i dey ur back

Alobam.....but that is just the plain truth.

Well for me I will always embrace civility. But some people are too damaged. Damaged beyond redemption. So I have decided to treat people how they want to be treated. If you are a lady and you hit me, I will ensure I apply wisdom to your cheeks until the devil in you is craving for repentance.

PunterTim:
Deception Is A Thing Of The Mind.
Keep Kidding Yourself!

funny dude ...u gud?

PresVA:
You will dish out embarrassment? Sorry to say but there's no difference between you and the lady.. two wrongs can never make a right. .

I think you have issues with females. ..

I know you are trying to sound civil. Civility is a trait I try to display as much as I can but later I realised some people are beyond redemption....just treat them how they want to be treated......

PunterTim:
Exactly What I've Been Saying Since Morning!
Look!,I Don't Have A Sis But If She Was My GF Or Any Gal I'm Fùcking And He Happens To Maybe Physically Assault/Confront Her!,I WILL FIND HIM AND I WILL KILL HIM!!!

I will so beat you until you are saturated.

delonz:
Your behavior was childish, you were in a public place, are you the owner of the said bench? Did you seek for permission before you sat on the bench? Is the girl your wife or girl friend or even sister that you want to teach moral? What will it take from you if you had allowed her to seat, what lesson do you think you have thought her? People these days really want everybody they come across to behave they way they want them to behave. If that girl had insulted you what would you have done? My dear whenever you are in a public place pocket that your idea of trying to teach people morals.

Let me illuminate your comprehension....The bench was filled to its maximum capacity (did you get that?). She sitting close to me will definitely give me some degree of discomfort. I reserve the right to be inconvenienced by sharing or sit comfortably by not sharing (in respect to the portion allocated to me on the bench). Lastly, I wasn't yearning for salutation or familiarity. I am an introvert to the marrow who doesn't care about banalities. I will empathise if only she had showed she was reasonable. So if you come across people sitting and you want to join, don't just shove people without ur buttocks and expect them to be calm....you may end up finding ur self in an awkward position....