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Wow those of you gotten invite I wish you guys success. You will all come back to testify...did any one who wrote between 24-28 got an invite for the interview?

MarkGud:
Fair prince with all my begging you didn't help me submit cos if you did I would have gotten invite. Seems it's only ladies you do favour for. Always remember the guys code.

I believe it's your course...what did you study? perhaps you studied a pure science course...those that got invite should pls clarify since am only assuming. Nevertheless you should still submit hardcopy to any of the branches that collects...

kestolove95:
Igbos have made mistake of burning dwn a mosque, d hausas don't joke with dia religion, just pray dix news don't go viral cox dey will burn dwn all d churches in d north nd kill 1000 igbos..u guys hv touched wia it hurt d most

Do you think if a riot kicks off in the north only the Igbo dies? You are funny even yorubas die. As long as you are from the south and non Muslim, your head is going too...no body will start checking which tribe you are from lol....You have not experienced a riot before.....ask those who have

Monalisa185:
#obsession

take heart...

Emodeee:
Dr. Ben Carson (Retired world renowned neurosurgeon, and Republican Presidential Aspirant) wrote this beautiful piece.
Read and be blessed.
Sometimes you are unsatisfied with your life, while many people in this world are dreaming of living your life.
A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of flying. But, a pilot on the plane sees the farmhouse and dreams of returning home. That's life!! Enjoy yours.
If wealth is the secret to happiness, then the rich should be dancing on the streets. But only poor kids do that.
If power ensures security, then officials should walk unguarded. But those who live simply, sleep soundly.
If beauty and fame bring ideal relationships, then celebrities should have the best marriages. But those who live simply, walk humbly and love genuinely!
All good will come back to you!!!
Man asks, “Where was God when Myles Munroe, wife and his associates were killed in a crash? He answers, "The same place I
sat when John the Baptist my servant was beheaded. When Stephen my servant was stoned to death. When Paul my servant was murdered in Rome. The same place I sat when my only Son was brutally crucified, wounded, bruised and killed. I
have not moved from my position."
I am the same. It is not the means of exit from earth that matters but the
destination. Live simply. It's all about God!!

Ensure you have at least $1m in your account before you start thinking this way if not....your papa fit tie you up for deliverance

BornSad:
I don't go to Flirt Zone- 2... I swear!

who ask you?....

BornSad:
I don't go to Flirt Zone- 2... I swear!

who ask you!

fresherdanU:
if u don't understand what I wrote , go back to school.

...like seriously you understood what you wrote?

fresherdanU:
I can give u one reason to make u shout sai baba million times. and the reason is that, he has just spent 6months trying to rectify the destruction of 16yrs. and just becos of fuel scarcity, which is been deprived Nigerians by the marketers not buhari, we want his head off.
I just think even as youths we are confuse. we are not thinking clearly.

I believe in this government, things will change, not overnight becos he isn't a magician, but it won't take him 16years.

can you pls communicate in English

Khd95:
chief wailer indeed

for how long have u been wailing,nd how long do u intend to wail

I will continue to wail until freedom comes until prosperity comes, until the dullard is booted out...even if it takes a century....

jashar:
I have a problem with you saying 'church'. What is the Church?
But, let's not go into that. I don't like typing much.
I don't know about where others fellowship ; but where I fellowship, and in all the places I've been to, I've never heard these 'lies' as you put them.

Know God for yourself through His Word.

These lies stares at you, you hear them everywhere but you pretend like it doesn't exist.......

tenderlaw:
Church has had a long history of scamming people. They just wanna have firm control over all aspects of your life. SMH

True talk dude.....Later in day you deserve orijin...

cheriz4:
Thanks dear,thanks for d piece of advice

Have you heard from them?

Biscojuju:
I got the interview invitation, slated for tomorrow.

....good...when did you write the Test? Please did anyone who wrote his/her test between 24-28 gotten an interview invite?

MissGdope:
i don't get this tho? i understand not wanting to convert to another religion but denomination? i think that's simply ridiculous. The church (all christians) is the body of Christ and I always wonder why people divide the body of Christ. It doesn't matter what you call yourself, as long as you believe in the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ for your sins then you are saved. I think all these denomination nonsense is a trick of the devil to remove unity from christians like seriously. we are all one. People always ask me what "type" of christian i am and i just say i'm a christian, a child of God, a believer of the Lord and saviour Jesus Christ. Forget about division because it is what causes conflict. let us all be united as we are one spirit in Christ Jesus

I don't want a scenario when am praying my rosary setting up an Altar placing the statue of Mary and jesus...My wife will just be looking at me like someone wasting His time. I will love her to take charge but when she does not believe in those practices, It will dwindle my enthusiasm now you know why it's good to stick with ur denomination.

PresVA:
I wonder why people involve pastors in their romantic relationships? You know the person you're dating more than anyone else including pastors. .
Is the pastor going to live with you after marriage?

I believe in God but seriously can't meet any man of God to affirm my marriage. . I have my own spirit of discernment. ..

Anyway, to each his own....

Yeah you need no confirmation from a pastor. The biblical principles are there to guide you.............lalasticlala....do something to this stuff na

SAMBARRY:
Ermm

destiny too big? ......lol....even bill Gates, Carlos slim, Dangote et al no collect marriage confirmation from their pastors or imam...neither were they spiritual about their wives. But you have pst. Chris, Okotie et al getting divorced up nd down...I hope they did they marry anyone?

menix:
How come no man has found Genevive, Linda Ikeji etc abi nah Aliens fit get their Coordinates...

Off to google make I fit find my wife...

Who told you they are not turning down offers? Even widows are getting married and widowers doing same...it is all about you making choices...bro...Thank God you are searching google....lol...

Godfather92:
I can't Stop laughing.... And laughter shall never cease in my mouth IJN.... Amen

....yeah bro don't let them scam you...

talktonase:
You have spoken well...see as ORIGIN sharpen your antennas enough for us to gain such good information...I like the pragmatic approach and i plead with many nigerians to stop deceiving them selves that God has ordained one girl which needs affirmation by the so called pastor.Sin has corrupted this bodies of ours and we should learn to manage with each others weaknesses.Gbamm!!!

Dude two bottles of orijin for you...

I sat at the corner of a bar to do my usual orijin ritual before heading home, a group of married men and women were sitting close close to my table spitting out fat lies about marriage and other stuffs using the "Church" as a base for the lies. I was peeved listening to their conversation and I didn't want to change my table cos that we make me sit close to the speakers........These were some of the lies

1. There is a woman created for every man....

2. It is God that gives a wife....

3. Let God choose a wife for you

4. Only prayer can lead you to your partner

5. People should tell their pastors the name of their partners so that he can pray to see if they meant to be

6 if a pastor does not bless a union it is not ordained by God

7. Once you are interested in a sister let your intentions known to the pastor

8. Empties the final glass of orijin couldn't take the trash anymore...

Let me clarify some vague assertions these pastors (especially pentecostal) are selling to us about marriage

1. It is a fat lie nobody was created for another person. Man was created in the image of God to explore the earth. Man was not constrained by God in terms of choice. If you say for every man is a wife that means Oba lamidi that has four wives has technically take three men slots because those women were created for other people ryt?. If a man dies before getting married are you saying the woman created for him will never get married? Or will she be a substitute? Poor reasoning....or because the catholic priests don't get married hence the women created for them will not get married? There is NO one created for another.

2. Even the bible states that "he who finds a wife finds a good thing (you find) and obtains favour from God"...God favours or bless a union after you have searched for the bride. God does not give you a wife. So that you don't cry like Adam saying "it was the woman you gave to me"....that made me fall. If it was so then Adam is not to blame. But Adam had a choice, before he knew Eve intimately. He could choose not to. God didn't force Adam. Looking at the Adam scenario holistically, the fact that God approved of the union did not guarantee the union's fate. It was still swallowed by disaster man makes his choices.

3. It is obvious God does not choose wives so go find it yourself...I can tell you without bias that most marriages celebrated in the "church" ends in divorce more than all the marriages celebrated else where...is not funny? The 2 months marriage classes, foundation classes and seminars are ceremonial routines....if you apply them on cheating wife/husband your Ass would be stuck at the magistrate court signing divorce papers...

4 This is one fat lie. The principles of getting a good wife is already in the word of God. Search for those principles and adopt them you don't need 1 month dry fasting to do so...you don't need additional schooling....

5. Once you tell me you have taken my name to your pastor for him to pray about our supposed union, that day the union is about falling part because I won't have a wife whose confidence is on her pastor. These pastors and churches have made "Marriage" look like it is higher than Mt. Everest...tougher than mortal Kombat....and talks about it like it is rocket science; an enigma only them can decipher....well they are now signing papers too.....

6. As long as you go to the family of your wife for formal introduction. Marriage is Almost established after the family hands you their daughter; bro you are married. invite the pastor/church later for item 7/owambe.

7 what if the pastor is unmarried and is interested in that same sister? Do you think the pastor will believe that God spoke to you and left him?....or what if the pastor is about recommending the sweet sister for his son or nephew?...you don enter APC motor (one chance)

I believe we have dragged marriage into religion so much that it is no longer a social and cultural activity. It is now a religious act. But remember we were not recording huge figures when it was cultural/social now that peopled supposedly filled with the spirit are dictating the pace....the damage done to this institution is quite immense....

Christianity or Islam or blah blah.....I can't even marry from another denomination let alone Islam...........i can only marry a CATHOLIC....unless she is ready to convert...I always advise people to marry within their denomination. that way no hitches no drama

ibrams:
Oga miii no vex jare..... just saying my mind

loooollll....badest guy....i no chop anything oooo....

NinaNigeria:
its okay dat u apologised. Bt b careful, it always starts wit a small slap, den it continues and ends wit her in a coffin. All abusers always say it was nt entirely their fault. Never make such an excuse coz blaming her for yo abusing her makes things worse and actually erases yo apology

...wow... Nina thanks for writing so much i guess I have a lot to reflect on from what you painstakingly wrote up there (the previous post and the quote). How are you? How is the baby? I hope he/she is kicking?......

mizquote:
our parents didn't practice that.

it is quite patent they never saw it...some are trying it and they are Sucking it hard

mizquote:
hope u don't expect a lady to go below if you don't reciprocate?

...It is quite simple dearest...normally dickkks don't stink unless they are real dirty...the main point is, there is a reason for blow jobb which is to re-awaken pennisss or make it more turgid...there is no much fun in getting a BJ...if you have had over and over....But I can tell you categorically that Sucking a Guy Nippllless gives him so much pleasure than Sucking his dickkkk.....so a BJ is required when Thomas is heading south....and not necessarily for pleasure....that is if you get it frequently... ....hey I hope you are married...don't want to be responsible for corrupting teens

And here is a dude dishing out guys secrets.....Trying To run down Niggas....SMH...

I have spent over two decades on planet earth. Every week of the last half decade a Kitty-Cat tail was tamed in my backyard. I turned down more Kitty-Cat tail than any other guy on campus....I won more "puna challenge"...than any other dude in my lodge back then "Pavillion villa" records are still there!.i have turned down Igbo, yoruba, tiv, nupe, hausa, idoma, calabar, anang, ogoja, ebira, igala (some other African puccis).....down to European, american and Asian punnies (if you doubt; all you need is only $285 and I will take you to sheraton Abuja so many white punnies)....From experience, I discovered that all puuccii stinks...Only guys with low self esteem who tries to impress ladies eat puccy. Why? They want to leverage on that so that they can have her another day. Real Guys bang puccieeesss they don't eat pussiess!!!Get that dudes....Thank God I have changed....#Nosexb4marriage

schumastic:
OP y hit a lady na s not good and pls just let her go b4 you cont the hitting since she s no longer the girl you got attracted to

I guess I may have to modify the write up and erase the hitting part. I apologised dude...it was not entirely my fault....any way...thanks for the opinion

GoldenJAT:
I normally don't contribute on threads of this nature, but in this particular case I am move 2 contribute my quota. Bt before I proceed I like to point out 1 or things that I Wil use in buttressing my point on why u should move on with her.
In d course of growing up and and dating 2 or 3 gals as the case mayb, I av come 2d realization that we all came from different background and Tolerance is 1 key that goes a long way in helping a relationship... Your faults at Op
1.u seems like sum1 that would be a perfectionist
2 you are easily bored with a gal
3.your temper!!!! I'm not judging bt u av got 2 put it under control. Check urself 1st and do a lot of talking... Ask u urself sum truthful questions like y she changed all of a sudden from that simple gal you knew, 2 sumbdy u now detest this much Can't say more... Cos evrtin lies with u... Just USE UR HEAD.

.....Temper yeah...mind you I can absorb a lot.....but sometimes I.....m ...perfectionist....??...basically that is what i do for a living ryt now...I criticise...and try to find perfection...with designs though not people...boring??...... I enjoy conversations and I initiate them too...I am an extrovert...well I think I may reflect on these points

ibrams:
after you don chop finish..... u the see mistakes it is not good ooooo..... I don talk my own

.... ...Bros the focus on thread...naaa....pls..

I have spent over two decades on planet earth. Every week of the last half decade a pussy tail was tamed in my backyard. I turned down more pussy tail than any guy on campus....I won more "puna challenge"...than any other dude in my lodge back then "Pavillion villa" records are still there!.i have turned down Igbo, yoruba, tiv, nupe, hausa, idoma, calabar, anang, ogoja, ebira, igala (some other African puccis).....down to European, american and Asian punnies (if you doubt; all you need is only $285 and I will take you to sheraton Abuja so many white punnies)....From experience, I discovered that all puuccii stinks...Only guys with low self esteem who tries to impress ladies eat puccy. Why? They want to leverage on that so that they can have her another day. Real Guys bang puccieeesss they don't eat pussiess!!!Get that dudes....Thank God I have changed....#Nosexb4marriage......