₦airaland Forum

Amusaopeyemi:
Na write up jare, Chimamanda is not in Nigeria besides "her carpenter", seriously? If it was her doctor or her mechanic now I could have believed she is in Nigeria.
How many times does your carpenter visit your house?

This is quintessential folly!
Didn't you read her write "my lagos home"
Please criticise objectively!!!

DahtzFestjayz:
You have the right to vote for any candidate likewise me. That does not make a fool for not supporting your candidate. Sai Buhari Sai Baba #March4Buhari #March4GMB

No one is denying you of your right...I'm only advising you to make hay while the sun shines!

Amusaopeyemi:
Sorry babe.
But come to think of it, it's not like you're in Nigeria and you'll be voting na.
What should we first time voters do?
What should people who are supposed to get married on that day do?
What should people who did not make plans for their partner due to the fact that elections were meant to take place on that day do?

Madam, take a look at this;
Last week, Victor, a carpenter, came to my Lagos
home to fix a broken chair. I asked him whom he
preferred as Nigeria’s next president: the
incumbent, Goodluck Jonathan, or his challenger,
Muhammadu Buhari.
She said 'last week' that means she comes around, probably she even lives here, and occasionally shuttles between Nigeria and Abroad...so find a better point or close your mouth!

agabasam:
Always trying to use Nigerias situations to gain popularity... Next time when sometin gud happens in naija , let's see if she will write about it... Nonsense, ..

To gain popularity...if you'll ever be half as renowned as she is, you really gotta quit making comments like this!
If she doesn't write about Nigeria's situations, what does she write about?....fiction? Take a nap bro!

siraj1402:
It will be very much bias judging Buhari military regime as inhuman, can anyone tell me which of military regime is not characterized by its peculiar behavior? Checking all the military that has ruled us in this country,one will surely find one or two things that is inhuman. No one expect him to be taking laws into his hands should he emerged as the winner.All we are saying is enough of this corruption that will not allow us to grow in all sector.Enough of this insecurity.The souls of innocent lost during Jonathan administration alone is more than souls lost during Nigeria civil war.
God bless Nigeria and Nigerians.

Of course, they are characterised by 'inhumaneness' and that is why they should never be given that chance to rule or lead us!...NEVER!!!
"The souls of innocent lost during Jonathan administration alone is more than souls lost during Nigeria civil war.".....I'm sorry sir, but that is totally untrue!

Beautymc:
Everybody want to be noticed

I wish you were a versatile reader!

DahtzFestjayz:
Shame to Jonathan and His Crew Sai Buhari Sai Baba #March4Buhari #March4GMB

I'm so sorry to say this, but you're a fool!
I'd rather not vote than vote for a guy who did those deeds mentioned above...ha ah!
Yoruba Proverb says: ígí gògóró ma gùn mi ló ju, ati òkeere latiin wo!!!
Meaning: a stitch in time, saves nine!
Avert destruction symptoms before you are destroyed!

LRNZH:
Sometimes I feel like dropping my Nigerian citizenship.

Please do not do that. A yoruba proverb says ájò o lé dà bi ílé... Meaning that, a foreign land cannot be like home. One day things will change. And believe me, comments like this will keep on postponing 'one day'.

hyfr:
why waste money to buy a rane rover sport 2014 model while the 2003 model can do the same primary assignment

Why use a car when horses are available? At least most horses can thread on considerable amount of water.

chrislu:
Please don't 4get 2 keep me posted, n make sure u become very noticeable. Make sure she sees u everytime but don't talk 2 her.

Hi, bro. She contacted but said I kept away from her because of my friend's constant presence around me, I then called her thrice she didn't pick my calls... What do you advice I do?

tbaba1234:
This whole discussion of Buhari’s qualification is a negative distraction from the legitimate process of electioneering which should involve issues, records of the candidates, their character, and their capacity to govern. These are things we should be talking about. The constitution is very clear on the issue of qualification. It states that you are qualified to be a President if you have achieved the level of school certificate or its equivalent. Buhari has been to Military College in Britain, he has been to colleges in India and USA, involving high level of training and intellect. We need to ask if participation and completion of courses at these levels and the basic officers training in Mons Officers Cadet School are less than school certificates. On the contrary, you need school certificate to attend those courses. So, if he has attended all those courses, then there is absolutely no need to be talking about secondary school certificates anymore. ~

Professor Itsey Sagay, a constitutional lawyer.

According to you: "you need school certificates to attend all those courses"...then let him produce them.
Haba!... Since when did that become difficult.

Nigerians should face the fact, there are 14 other candidates in this race so why bother about the 'two' most incompetent?!

This is why they say men of God shouldn't take wine.

chrislu:
Please don't 4get 2 keep me posted, n make sure u become very noticeable. Make sure she sees u everytime but don't talk 2 her.

Thanks a lot bro, i'll do just that.

chrislu:
if she collects money from you, then she doesn't take u seriously, withdraw urself from anything concerning her for a week, don't give her anything, forget her completely for a week, can u do that sir?

Okay I will, for clarification sake, 'cause that's all I seek.

teewai3:
i thought wen u ar young, you were told not talk to strangers, why on earth will you date one! it doesnt feel natural, because its not!!! and there ar too much fake online ursers especially on Nairaland

The people who told you that only heeded to that when they were 'young'. You don't sound like 'young', Sir.

BANGERLEE1:
free her bro if she has anityn for you at all she would care less about pple's thought...a girl can be very desperate when it comes to love so it's better you free her before u die prematurely on top girl Matter..just saying

Thanks bro. I was considering that as an option also... Thanks for the clarification though.

chrislu:
Does she still feel anything for her ex?

She claims to still feel heart-broken. She says nothing can happen between us, yet she collects dough from me. I love her but.....I just don't understand anymore.
That's why I gate falling in love...but remember; that's why its called 'fall' no one falls deliberately

Here's my p...
I'm in love with this girl who still has problem letting her ex go.... Her ex happens to be a course mate of mine, she claims not to want our relationship because of what people would say about her.....
What do I do....

Ruffychuks:
Many have heard about this match. Some
think it’s an urban legend. Some think it’s
only a joke. But only few know the truth.
A long time ago, few months after the end
of the Nigeria-Biafra war, the Military
Governor of Lagos decided to stage an
exhibition match at the then glorious
National Stadium Lagos. He thought it
would be a special way of celebrating
Nigeria’s victory in the war, a way of
helping Lagosians to forget the sad bloody
years that had just passed. He wanted to
stage the match between Nigeria & Ghana
but was advised against it. His advisers
reminded him how Ghana trashed Nigeria
3-Nil at the 1960 Independence Match,
that another loss to Ghana might defeat
the purpose of the exhibition match. His
advisers suggested that they choose a
team that would be very easy to beat.
Brig Gen Mobolaji Johnson agreed.
Ethiopia was considered. Zimbabwe was
considered. India was considered. USA was
considered. And India was chosen. He &
his advisers believed that India would be a
walkover. But had he known what would
happen he might have chosen Brazil. Yes,
Brazil were the reigning world champions
at the time but… Oh, had he known.
India agreed to play the exhibition match
with Nigeria. In fact, they were overjoyed.
Nigeria was one of the best teams in
Africa. And they had never played with an
African team before. What more! They were
most overjoyed that Nigeria had agreed to
their three special conditions. What were
these conditions?
Well, on that fateful day, a bright Saturday
afternoon on August 15th, 1970, the
National Stadium Lagos was filled with
excited spectators. That was Condition No.
1, that the match be played on India’s
Independence Day. As the players of
Nigeria & India came into the pitch,
spectators screamed with more excitement
as they saw that all the twenty-two
players were barefooted. That was
Condition No. 2. (Remember that India
had withdrawn from the 1950 World Cup
because they weren’t allowed to play
barefooted.)
Priiii… Referee Mohamed Touati blew his
whistle to begin the game. (The Tunisian
referee had been suspended by FIFA earlier
that year but had accepted to officiate this
special match.) Indian forward Amer Al-
Amer made the first pass. And before
anyone could say “Bosnia-Herzegovina”,
one Majed Suleman fired the ball high into
the air towards the Nigerian post. The
gaint of a Nigerian keeper, Emmanuel
Okala, dived to the right while the ball
dropped into the left side of the net.
Gooooaaal!!! 3-0. That was Condition No.
3, that each goal scored by India would be
counted as 3points while each by Nigeria
would be 1 as usual. (Nigeria agreed
because they believed that India could
never score. Or at least couldn’t score
more than one goal.) Emmanuel was
looking confused. He was very sure he had
dived towards the ball. Every other person
thought he’d deliberately let the Indians
score just to spice up the game.
Meanwhile, India’s fan club was going wild
with jubilation.
Priii… The Nigerian forwards Sunday
Atuma & Thompson Usiyen passed. As
Thompson passed to Paul Hamilton, he
was surprised when he saw India’s Faisal
Al-Dakheel with the ball. Faisal quickly
shot the ball into the air towards Nigeria’s
post. Goooal! 6-0. Thompson was so
confused. He could have sworn it was Paul
his teammate he had passed to.
Priii… Sunday Atuma passed into the
Nigerian half. Alloysius Atuegbu passed to
Haruna Ilerika. Haruna made a long pass
into the Indian half to Samuel Okoye. He
was shocked when he saw the ball in the
legs of Abdullah Al-Shemmari. Haruna
wiped his eyes in disbelief. Too late!
Abdullah shot the ball into the air. Goal!
9-0. Three goals in barely six minutes?
Nigerian spectators were wondering what
was happening.
Priii… Goal! 12-0. Yusuf Al-Suwayed.
15-0. Amer Al-Amer. 18-0. Majed
Suleman’s second goal. 21-0. Abdulaziz
Al-Buloushi. 24-0. Majed’s hat-trick.
27-0. Faisal Al-Dakheel’s second goal.
30-0. Waleed Al-Mubarak. At the twentieth
minute, Nigeria’s Paul Hamilton ran with
the ball all the way to India’s box-18. But
as he raised his leg to shoot, he slipped &
fell. India’s defender Mahboub Jumaa
easily took the ball as Paul lay on the
ground moaning like a baby. That was the
nearest Nigeria had gotten to the Indian
post so far.
Twenty-five minutes later & eight goals
more, the score stood at 54-0. Some
spectators angrily left the stadium even
before the half-time whistle. Others waited
patiently, hoping that Nigeria would
revenge in the 2nd half.
“Boys, what the hell is happening out
there?!” Coach Jorge Penna was furious.
“You’re the damn captain, answer me!!” he
was shouting at Emmanuel Okala.
Emmanuel was speechless. He didn’t know
what to say.
“Co-co-coach…” Godwin Achebe began “I
think I know what’s happening sir”
The coach was glaring at him now.
“Those Indians dey use juju. They’re using
ma-magic.”
“Yes! Yes!” his teammates echoed &
nodded & murmured amongst themselves.
“Shut up you fools!! Magic my foot!!! There
is no magic in football!”

Baba...you go good for composing fictional novels o!!!

30secs:
Nothing una talk fit convince me. That match happen live! Even my grandpapa confirm am.

"Aja ti o ba ma sonu, koni gbo fere olode!"
The dog that would get lost wouldn't hear its hunter's whistle!...
Even after this somewhat 'eye-opener' you still choose to be obstinate....chai!!!

IjogzK:
Who cares// You are Neither Buhari nor Osibanjo

I just hope you really don't regret this 'Buhari, Osibanjo bullshit!...if only you can recollect how much support was given to GEJ in 2011... You'll know that neither of them deserves to win!

moneybag100:
May be he just finished sucking Bianca punany...that's why his mouth slippery like okro.

How true is it(sucking Bianca's punany) ?

Please when will politicians stop saying "we will do"... They should start saying, " when I was this I did this'.

Ibangap:
They tried to wade into this crisis before it got dis worse, but where told by the Nigerian govt that it can be handled internally. I guess that haven't been the situation so far.

Oh, so they had to wait for almost 'six' years fire they discover that the nigerian government can't handle it internally?...I smell conspiracy!

ayukdaboss:
And some TANoids would come here and say Buhari didn't do anything as PTF Chairman?? Look at all the sectors that were touched under his supervision as PTF Chairman.

Even as I don't support the inflation of prices by the company I must say that there is a difference between Buhari's PTF regime and what is happening now.

Then the prices were inflated by the company but the projects were still completed.

What is on ground now is a situation where the prices are "OVER inflated" then a selected few syphon all or some of the money before it even gets to the company hence the project is NEVER completed.

If this has any links with PDP, I must say they shoot themselves once again in the leg for asserting that projects were carried out during GMBs PTF Tenure and they were COMPLETED.

SAI Buhari/Osinbanjo jare.

A thief is a thief, corruption is corruption...both GEJ/GMB do not deserve aso rock

Firefire:
The situation is now critical for Buhari... His fourth run will return: FAILED!

He cannot become the President of a United Nigeria again, maybe the President for the Promised parallel government of APC or that of Arewa Republic.

Please don't repeat that 'Arewa' republic again, ever. The idea of Biafra started from vague talks from unsound minds like this!

Omo, money good o, even Ambrose don get wife ah still dey single... Well, na time.
Omo, money good o, even Ambrose don get wife ah still dey single... Well, na time.

Trinxie:
Have you ever told them that macho will deflate one day if the machorized dude does not keep working out even till old age...and there are some special machos with hard muscle that if they suddenly stop working out. All the macho they have that they are boasting of will burst. Or imagine even if his macho structure is intact and he doesn't have a strong and big heart as he looks outwardly. He will machorize the life of that girl with punches. God help them they are now married..."for better for worse, in punches and in health".
P.S: Pardon me to use "MARCHORIZE" even tho it doesn't exist.

Lol....thanks for the insight.
Lmao "for better for worse, in punches and in health"

I don't think that picture was taken this year. Besides, this 2015 election is just following the exact manuscript of 2011...the same pattern. Nigerians let's open our eyes and reject these two folks(GMB, GEJ), someone else entirely.

Wow!...I'm a huge fan! I just hope he doesn't turn her into 'Taylor Swift'

edozie04:
please who is rihanna and yvonne nelson cus here in france thr is nobody lik tat

Sgsjagsbfjdns wjdb hskwl...that's how we converse here in Madagascar.

hkidola00:
ODE

Nice post, bur seriously the spacing was faulty