₦airaland Forum

tchidi:
Bash da Bash!!!

But na true. No one has a monopoly on setting standards, so make everybody set him own kwa.

An average person wants you to accept her the way she is but isn't ready to accept him the way he is.

I leave a pen on the table olaoluwa.

Saharareporters are rascals. And some clowns were praising that lady that pursued Mugabe.

If SR is so fearless and can say they are not dirty, they should have their presence on ground here in Nigeria. Spewing cow dung in absentia and claiming praises from like clowns.

Cowards forming heroes.

You guys are harsh o. Give her a break. She may have fans who care and want to know what's up with her lately, celebs live their lives in the public.

Besides, nothing bad in letting intending toasters aware. Loneliness has no joy.

She's pretty.

onegig:
Please tell me this is a joke.


I have heard many Nigerians are myopic but if this is true then I must say Nigeria still got a long way.
No wonder this place is a shithole.

You got a job; a means of empowerment and someone somewhere is telling you to flush it down the drain without a commensurate alternative.

I guess you have no siblings who are still growing up and would need all the help they can get or no aged parents who would need to be taken care of.


I hope those in laws also saw you in their dreams and prayers begging for money to buy Maggi and condiments from them in a few months time....


Mtshewww...


Edit: Just checked your profile and it checks out. In-laws got another puppet to their list of puppeteers to pull strings on and see them dance to their "sorrowful" lyrics.

It certainly checks out!
But her fourth finger is occupied bro

1acre:
The best piece I ever read in a long while. Please move to the Front page let the reading continue.

Nice one.

I once heard him at speak at a conference at the Nigeria Institute of International Affairs, VI and he was definitely a sound mind. His oratory is on point and awesome. Surely one of the best I have heard speak so far.

According to your calculation, N100b? Pumping such amount monthly is insane, the rate of inflation will be unprecedented as a ripple effect of such policy. Even the baba in Zimbabwe will be a learner.

Absolute rubbish.

I hope the crowd 'escorts' him to the EFCC.

Somehow, I think that Chad (and perhaps Niger) is more neck deep than we know of about the insurgents. There have been informed opinions that claim BH foot soldiers are Chadians.

RIP to the dead.

But like Osama to CIA/USA, this is home-coming.

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare!

No questions.

sarutobie:
^ this..someone who shares the same thought...

Its a shame that once we hear WHO, UN etc we swallow anything their 'reports' and 'surveys' say hook, line and sinker.

kalindaminda:
I made a thread asking this question. It appears autopsies are not mandatory in Nigeria. You will hear things like "he slumped and died" and bloggers making up silly things like "marathon sex" or tge prevelance of the superstition among uneducated and educated people that some juju was involved.

All because the government doesn't hire and mandate coroners to investigate cause of death.

Its only in Africa poverty and superstition are causes of deaths. And a body working with WHO can list poverty as a cause of death? Really funny

Gorimakpa1:
yeah do you know there was once strong correlation between the mortality rate of HIVAIDS and poverty? beleive it or not there exist a relationship between poverty and diseases and the cause of death

I still disagree bro. If a man was attacked out of xenophobia and died subsequently. What is the cause of death? Did he die of wounds sustained to his heart or did he die of xenophobia?

Poverty, illiteracy etc do not directly kill. And so can not be 'cause of death'. Or do we also add superstition to their list in their survey?

Poverty as a cause of death?

So if someone dies and he is examined, the postmortem report will say 'poverty' is the cause of death?

Still trying to wrap my head around it

lumzybo:
Hallelujah somebori.... *heavenly mode activate*

#ThickNotFat

lumzybo:
Big batty things. Mayb 2 then.

Will go 4 number 3 (by popular demand)

You may need to feel the heavens of a fleshy no three, my brother. She'd introduce you to cloud 9

lumzybo:
Stag! Stag!! We knw u like them BIG... no 1 is my pick 4 u.

Tell me I am right

Hahaha! My nicca lumzybo, try again sir

And nobody invited me to this thread till it got to page 5?

Hmmm interesting!

They'd be reminding you of this when you want to sentence their citizen for oil bunkering

Isn't Osun the state that did mass employment sometime not too long ago? So they haven't been paid to date? So of what essence was the mass employment when you can't pay them?

Then osun state children leave home without food, get fed once at school, only for them to return home and find no food. What an irony!

Wow

There's still a lot hidden about the '93 elections, '98 deaths of Abiola and Abacha. Only for democracy to finally begin at '99. There's a connection somehow, of this I am sure.

dBard:
Christiane Amanpour is Not in her league.

Amanpour usually doesn't appear blatantly rude or appear to be badgering her interviewee no mata how contentious the issues.
She's mastered d art of being politely impolite.

The girl acted like an agbero..fullstop.

She should learn her lessons and move on.



Talking hypocrisy, would she have accosted someone like Putin d same way

Lubbish

falls off mtn mast
@bold

IbnSultaan:
The Chief of Army Staff (COAS), Lieutenant Keneth Tobiah Jacob Minimah, paid an operational...

http://saharareporters.com/2015/06/11/chief-army-staff-visits-troops-frontline

Chief of Army Staff, Kenneth Tobiah Minimah is a Major General. Not a Lieutenant.