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na wa oo.this guy just dumps a sentence here and just leaves expecting us all to engage our fingers with immediate alacrity! its a subtle way to insult full grown adults.haba!

ha ha ha ha ha ha,

my jaws are aching, laugh tears pouring out my eyes, somebody help,i'm chocking!!!

RichyBlacK:
Nigerians need to be united.

yes oooo.

educating

biife:
you know, as humans, they\'re imperfect folks: they can make mistakes.
and it may interest you to note that amongst them are inexperienced ones
striving to learn the rope of evangelism; they may miss the mark sometimes.

all in all, they are a wonderful group of folks,

what else?

WELL SAID

talking is cheap. but you will pay! so just shut ur mouth. if and whenever he/she finds out, hands up and tell the bitter truth. some pasts are not so easy to rush-n-tell.you tell now and things are fine now dont mean u've seen and heard the last of ur past and that you are now clean and clear.beware sometime near it may be used against u- believe me its gonn' be so painful.when you do not talk dont mean u have lied

djl:
Moreover, the funniest thing with most of you is that you pick ideas from what other people say not what you know or have experienced

i boldly gave the areas. i usaully gave about 200naira but didnt know how i was gonna give 'em 50naira for two journals this time.so i first teased with 'no money' cos really i didnt have much to give but sure had something for them.it shocked me when i heard 'ok,maybe next time' and didnt give me any.

around ipaja,this guy walks up to me and starts up a conversation.i say to him 'look i dont have the compulsory money to give for something supposed to be free'.i tell him to his face that i no longer read it when its no longer for free.he asks and i tell him i love reading both. he hands me one and says for next time! he sounded like 'its not for free but since u r such a broke ass u cant even afford chicken feed,i'll give u one'

, and the one asking me to go the local branch to report. dont you sound rediculous to ur ears? do u still want his firstname,lastname and local church? possibly his age,driver's id,int'l passport? for ur doubting minds to properly identify him. dont worry o, just wait for me, for FOREST GUMP will leave his busy schedule running around the hood hunting this guy.

true jehova witness out there, i hail your efforts but if u r with a clear mind to know that there could be real nasty ones just out for the money,making a means of livelihood.its not easy distributing the booklets all day long, everyday without getting some support but not in the manner its done.

i dont need antagonising djl(s).if he aint heard or experienced there are some like that he should rather save his fingers the stress of flying up and down his keyboard.

reports and criticsms on how some behave certainly has not condemned the whole basket.it only calls for introspection. its an ingredent to stir up better you!

seun just got the restless more confused with his idea of null and void. what does null and void mean? what is divorce? isnt it less stressful to get a divorce than packing a team of legal practitioners to battle full throttle on war field of 'null and void'. sweating profusely over more confusion

hmm

@ 2cantango. bless you. aint chewing ur head off rather a pat ur head.

[quote author=Mr. Turkey link=topic=98130.msg1740199#msg1740199 date=1196629183]^{ooohh, sorry, you're not aware that christmas has been postponed?}[/quote] u dey vex already o. sha, hope xmas go make u smile

@ all muslims on nairaland. HELP _muslims olabowale clarify and stand a ground from his responses olabowale has shown he is confused,he contradicts himself. clear headed people with meaningful thought provoking things to say should pls engage their fingers

@nairalanders. i think we must not be ignorant of the fact that it may be the same level of very strong conviction an average christain has of his method the next muslim has of his own. and we should not divert from answering if there's only one true GOD to begin criticising whose form of worship is better

from his responses olabowale has shown he is confused,he contradicts himself. clear headed people with meaningful thought provoking things to say should pls engage their fingers

[quote author=pilgrim.1 link=topic=98121.msg1739026#msg1739026 date=1196582423]@davidylan,
even if it means trying to smuggle Muhammad into the same Bible that they struggle to denounce![/quote]

Pain:
Why Is It That Nairalanders Love Complicating Simple Issues?

Dear. Just Buy Him A Good MouthWash/Breath Freshner. Add A Good Boxer Pant To Cloak The Intention. Tell Him That The Scent of the Mouth Wash Turns You On. I Swear He Will Never Go Out Without the Mouth Wash. Guys Love To Turn A Girl "On"

;Dcant stop laughing,
@pain
guy e be like say u don kolo finally

thou slowpoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! finally there is a human authenticated to be synomymous with a donkey.you annoy me!!!!!

well its a thing of ur heart, if u get serious with it

where divorce is not advisable seperation(living apart) is an option.
some talk about the children suffering without a father.which is better for the children to live without a father or to live under a retarded beast for a father. hearing,seeing and learning all sort of bad manners from him who beats up their mother,cheats endlessly on her etc.many single parents bring up useful children.so what the heck!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!   MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL NAIRALANDERS AND ALL REGULAR POSTERS ON THIS THREAD. MAY THIS YULETIDE SEASON BRING YOU THE BEST OF TIMES. AND EVEN AFTER THIS SEASON, CELEBRATIONS WILL NOT CEASE FOR YOU ALL.  YOU HAVE CHANGED LIVES ON THIS THREAD merry xmasmerryxmasmerryxmas

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oops, I forgot,  merry christmas to u all

DO WE SERVE THE SAME  GOD? but in different ways as i believe. do you think there are 2 seperate GODS. to be more specific GOD(as in of the christains) and ALLAH (as in of the muslims).in a nutshell- are christains and muslims one? do they both serve one true GOD?

look guy, next time u wan post do post with reasons and clarity.which kin nonsense b dis sef

@khai_khai.You can even say you do not have any money, them no dey vex put
dem don dey vex put o. u do not drop the supposed donation, then they aint giving u any. am a passionate reader of their journal both awake n watchtower. but when they started refusing to let go of the journals except u r a donor -i quit. sure of ones around broadstreet, marina, ipaja, egbeda so it aint just one group of them

while he's at that, give ur fun- seeking heart somethingone esle to think about. we guys use work as a perfect alibi as an excuse for many different things.so baby shine ur eyes well well o

na wa o.some people here make 'womanhood' sound like 'slavehood' . even with the worst beasts u advice them to SUBMIT? "he's your husband and marriage is for life" -get real somebody that is slavery.women are no slaves. only pastors who join man n woman will claim not to have rights to dissolve it but hell yess!!!! there's SEPERATION if not divorce.
dear poster, life is too short to keep wallowing in your misery. live apart while he scouts the net endlessly. then will he find if you are truly a woman worthy of attention. bet he'll come right on his knees.
hope you have checked urself thoroughly.

3rd jan?

normally it annoys me but when my ex did it i found myself laughing out loud.she caught the laugh bug too.though she apologised later

he's got his grooove on n ur 're feeling like u r a sorry bag-a-sh*t. at some point every relationship needs part off for both to get thir skulls filled up with some brain mata- give him a break n groove on baby.

opps! Please erase his number from your phone, delete all messages, get rid of all photograghs and cards so it will be easier to move on.
for it is wiser to do so than hope he's soon coming around back to his brains

cheers!!!!!!!!

immediately start binding and loosing.casting and leashing all strongholds. lol

seriously, call up my lawyer then call up the police and hope like hell someone ever came accross autopsy in his dic else am in real wet-red-clay.in naija?i dare not call the cops or i just called my corpse.

come o,u b mallam? banged her all night n now she died outta exhaustion uh? cane am to death,abi? cane am back 2life now. monkie

holy shit!