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A diamond bank staff was still telling me as at today that the CBN is yet to officially advice them on the complete removal. Who do we believe now?

Dem don dey put rice for jute bag?

Song of the Lonely Mountains by Neil Finn (The Hobbit OST)
GoT

sammhi:
you are the olodo here...how can you treat people like that.....in any civilized climate..have you seen such?
what stops them from re-inviting him...the truth is most Nigerians are just jealous of each other..you think your poverty is caused by others ...

Trust me chief, in any part of the world, if you're apprehended by the police and you refuse to follow them gently, you will be whisked away. They won't pamper or beg you into following them, provided there is a warrant of arrest. He should have just gone with them first, then contacted his lawyer or something. There was no way this wouldn't have ended the way it ended with his attitude.

xynerise:
Were you sleeping last week when they whitewashed Chelsea?

Joke's on you bro...

Bournemouth is yet to win a big team this season...Man Utd might be the first...

I'd do anything to know what's going on in the head of Dasuki right now.

Trust people, but don't tempt them.

Rilwayne001:
We don't need 2/3goals margin, a lone goal is enough to see us to the next stage.

They have to win by two clear goals or "by one clear goal in a result that matches or exceeds the 3-2 scoreline from their first encounter" (source).

khalebzy:
Shey yours was pick pockets?

Mine was a group of guys, they just stormed on me like i stole something, started beating me up then later robbed me of my stuffs.Thank God i made away with my Tablet and My life.Horrible experience

I pray for such guys,
even when you become born again, Evil shall not depart from you and your household
Amen!

This is exactly what happened to me!

Indeed an eye-opener!
I was once attacked by about 4 guys around 7 pm back in 2004-2005 on the last day of that year's trade fair in Lagos. Their own method was to accuse you of being a pick-pocket, and in the process of ransacking and abusing you, empty your pockets! What annoyed me that day was the fact that there were many people at the bus stop and they were all watching the assault. Some serious Bystander Effect stuffs. Methods plenty gan o! Lmsao @ 20SPM! OP, your own dey your body! Lol..

MODs should do the needful biko. NLers need to know.

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Afam4eva
Ikenna351
OAM4J

lilee2hot:
As in ehnnn... you just said my mind 100%. Big stomach is even seen as a sign of being well fed... smh #Saynotobellyfat!!!

Reminds me of a yoruba proverb that says "Eni to ba yo kun ni ke gbowo fun". That's, "it's the person with pot belly that you can entrust with money".

Can you please post pictures?

Pictures plz.

blacnewton:
I spend an average of 30-35minutes in the bathroom every morning... The larger fraction of the time (say 20-30minutes) goes to what I call my "bathroom ideas".

Considering the fact that the bathroom is the only place where I can actually be naked and alone, I find it easier to reflect on my life, actions, restructure my goals. And once in a while crazy ideas pops in.

Many of us have similar experiences - we all tend to have bathroom ideas (except if you are an alien tho).

But what are we doing with these ideas? Are you flushing these ideas... Or do you let them go down the drain?

We need to start acting on these ideas. Don't underrate your bathroom. There is no better place to get ideas that will change the world if you ask me. I'm sure if you happen to ask Jeff Bezos or Seth Godin where they got most of their ideas from? They'd tell you it was in the bathroom.

Irrespective of where you even get ideas from- restaurants, bathroom, church, school and even in your sleep.... You need to act on them (no matter how crazy they may seem).

Do not write off any idea you get instead put it down in writing - that was what I did. I have a small 'pocket-sized' pad I carry anywhere I go because you never can tell where and when the next idea might come.

Then I assess all these ideas every week, pick out the best ones (the ones I think will help me create something that matters). At the end of the month, I pick one of my "best" ideas, focus on that one and make something happen with it.

Having great ideas doesn't make you special or you unique. And your ideas are useless if you don't put them to work. And there is nothing more painful than seeing someone transform one of bathroom ideas (you probably ignored) into something that matters.


You don't need the approval of people before you work one these ideas. In fact ideas that happens to change the world doesn't seem to make any sense at first.

Most of the ideas I put to work didn't work, but I did anyways. You should do same too...don't worry about the results, Just Do it!

Put your bathroom ideas to work today!


PS: I've got so many crazy ideas on start-ups and small business. I really don't want them to die because I can only work on a few at a time. So I'm willing to share these ideas with anyone interested. All you need to do is send me a mail or tweet @sadiqspeaks.

Check out more of my articles at http://sadiqdaniel..com

Interesting piece.
Between saying and doing they say, many a pair of shoes are worn.

asids55:
correct..but that one na another money ohh

Na small money joor (administrative charges). She can always agree on a particular percentage after settlement. That's much more convenient!

I would've rather you employed the services of a good lawyer and sue their sorry butt cracks!

lilee2hot:
Most definitely a permanent solution but a gradual process.... Firms the butt and gives a perfect fit to clothings. Ull love her new look....

But I'm crazy about her present look. Any further improvement, and I might have to lose it completely out of admiration. That's not healthy for my relationship so thanks, I'll pass. Just kidding

Thanks for the intel.
Will be in touch. Picking one for Bae defo!

Humint? Shouldn't he keep mum? Is he supposed to be divulging intel on social media?

papaejima1:
He is:
Edward
@DonKlericuzio
Private military Contractor(Humint), Naval Intelligence, Counter Terrorism Specialist.#Military

35000-40000?
If I hear!!!

Well, whatever you're doing bro, I need you to know that passion is important! That's the start up capital you'll require...

absoluteSuccess:
Hmm, your about to blow the lid. Have been self-employed for 14 good years of rise and occasional fall. Wont pick any job soon, so I have to join MLM to secure a future as I work on my dreams. I am just reliving time of struggle along the period, knowing that some are about their year-one of the long stretch we hope culminates in success.

Gold at $56 per gram? How many karat? You know LME?

Seconded!

absoluteSuccess:
Thanks pal, a friend in need is a friend indeed. I will stick around and ask people in the business some more honest questions. Sometimes, one sentence can make/save/cost us one million. We just don't know where or when we will encounter such sentence. As such, one just have to pay attention and heed constructive advice.

You're welcome buddy.
Mind giving me a hint as to the kinda business you wanna venture into? Who knows? I might know someone who knows someone who knows someone that knows one or two things about what you need to know to venture in? Won't charge pennies for my thoughts.

absoluteSuccess:
What if I abandon the project altogether, is it possible to experience a spark of inspiration that will re-ignite the passion in me? What would you encourage me to do when I am at my wits' end and at loss? What must I do? *sobs*

That's one euphemism for quitting/giving up and as at when I last checked, quitters don't win. Apparently, you aren't passionate enough about the project. If you were, you would think of different ways of revamping it.

On the flip side, maybe giving up is exactly what you need to align yourself with your real vision. Look and look again before you leap buddy. There goes your second chance then.... Carpe diem!

absoluteSuccess:
I agree with you 100%. But you know wherever there is vision, internal or external division lurks in the corner to attack the baby vision. Can we sometimes give up and come back? Is there a virtue in that?

You shouldn't be cowed by the distracting divisions. Going back to your 'comfort zone' might just not be the best move as it may distract you and numb your creative potential to set things straight. That's just a personal opinion buddy.

absoluteSuccess:
I agree with you 100%. But you know wherever there is vision, internal or external division lurks in the corner to attack the baby vision. Can we sometimes give up and come back? Is there a virtue in that?

You shouldn't be cowed by the distracting divisions and if at all things don't go as planned, going back to your 'comfort zone' may not be the way forward. It'll be distracting and will numb your creative potential. That's what I think buddy.

drstainlex:
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Chief, I'd rather you not beleaguer me with mentions. Thanks in anticipation.

Iono if such has hit FP before now, but this is surely FP material!
The points are so on point!!!
1 and 2 mos def!

Just keep believing in your vision. Don't give up! And be sure you damn well quit the job for the right reasons!

Chief, please identify one thing in this life that isn't vain!
I'm willing to wait while you're at it... Best of luck


@Op Is the butt-lifter like a permanent fix to those funny backsides we see on some sistas?

AlphaGentleman:
Imagine the nonsense women go tru to impress and smday still die and all go in vain.Mtcheww