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Crime / Re: Otedola Vs Naijagistlive: Kiran & Jyoti Matharoo Pictured At The Court Today by stainlex(m): 5:38pm On Dec 23, 2016
Baudex is free motherfuckas!!!
Romance / Re: Kenyan Man Catches Wife Committing Adultery With His Employee, A Watchman by stainlex(m): 4:37pm On Nov 01, 2016
Turks:
There's no smoke without fi...


Naaah...There's no fire coming out of the exhaust of cars nah! Yet there's smoke.
undecided

Have you checked the car's cylinders during operation?
Romance / Re: I'm I Qualified To Get Married Or Not? by stainlex(m): 9:19pm On Oct 31, 2016
Funfair001:
Hello Nlanders, I need mature advice please. I'm a 29years old man....I dropped out of University for business and I'm making stable income but now, I want to go back to school (abroad) which I have started my admission processing. Next year, I will be 30years old and some guys are advising me to get married since I have the money to take care of my family and my studies.

I'm confused even though I wish to get married too but still, I don't know what to do. Please I need mature advise if I should just go ahead or shun marriage for now.

Thank you all



Since you're asking, you may not be ready yet.

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Celebrities / Re: Police Arrest Ogbuji Grace Amarachi Who Accused Ominiaho Of Blackmail by stainlex(m): 4:46pm On Oct 31, 2016
Arrest kwa?
Religion / Re: Question For Atheists by stainlex(m): 7:42pm On Oct 28, 2016
Thashen:
You cannot help someone who
doesn't want help. Doctors don't go around the streets helping the sick. The sick go to them for help.
There are 'pro bono' doctors (if I'm allowed to borrow the term) like PIH and DWB..These ones actually go to where the deal is..and the only thing that keeps them back is material resources. But the pastors? Those ones lay claim to spiritual resources which are supposedly unlimited, yet they won't go to the streets to deliver healing. With the amount of spiritual healers in the world, should there even be cancer? Jeez! Even 'Jesus' went around. I still insist that your Bushiri guy should make an amputee grow a limb in any of his videos. Heck he can do it over the air too, right?
Politics / Re: Confess Your Sins, Senior Advocates Tell Corrupt Nigerian Judges, Lawyers by stainlex(m): 9:15am On Oct 26, 2016
Shey dem be High Sparrow ni?

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Crime / Re: Blogger Babatunde Oyedepo (naijagistlive) Arrested By Lagos Police Over Scam by stainlex(m): 11:11am On Oct 25, 2016
sammyrutherford:
na my estate dis guy dey stay o

You na Mile 2 guy?

Op Fact check..He's not 23 and that's not his surname.
Religion / Re: Question For Atheists by stainlex(m): 5:00pm On Oct 22, 2016
Op, your Bushiri guy should start with Pistorious. I will worship him over YHWH if he can make Pistorious grow a limb! Or how about bringing back the dead gf? Raising the dead isn't that difficult, is it?
Politics / Re: Lawyers Avoid Some Courts Due To Corrupt Judges, Says SAN by stainlex(m): 10:01am On Oct 15, 2016
Preach on pastor!
Family / Re: Badagry Records 30,000 Failed Marriages In 9 Months by stainlex(m): 10:09pm On Oct 12, 2016
Kinda hard to believe..
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by stainlex(m): 8:36pm On Sep 29, 2016
TokyoBulls:
Responded
Hello chief, I dropped you a mail earlier today...a********e@y.com. Please respond.

Regards.
Business / Re: Start Your F.M.C.G Distribution Business With N20,000 Initial Capital by stainlex(m): 2:07am On Sep 26, 2016
Karin001:


Shaki is a reasonable town in Oyo State. the population is more agrarian as far as I can remember. The buying nature of the greater part of the population will be naturally parsimonious. I really cant say that the snacks won't sell but the major challenge she will have is getting it there without incurring too much logistic expenses. I am sure that if it gets to her with minimal transportation costs, she will be able to make enough profit even if she sells primarily on at the Saki-Sango Thursdays market.

On the whole you have given her great advise. If she cannot deal with the chin-chin from Lagos, she glean from this model and seek out something to sell from a neighbouring city like Ibadan, Oyo, or Ogbomosho. That is the most important consideration.

I am extremely grateful for your input here. We'll look into the figures and try to reach a conclusion. Following you and your threads like kilode!
Business / Re: Start Your F.M.C.G Distribution Business With N20,000 Initial Capital by stainlex(m): 11:09pm On Sep 25, 2016
latestarter:
Karin,

Thanks for your updates. My internet connection was down for a couple of days so I couldn't follow immediately but I've caught up with all comments.
I want to state that I'm in OJodu-Berger axis and will cover the over 5 grammar schools in the area with the main Berger bus stop. I see prospect in the business but like you commented, I'm a bit skeptical about whether it's beneath me and will yield returns to support my responsibilities.

I'm actually in my middle fifties and have lost a white collar job with three kids about entering into tertiary institutions and I'm wondering if I will meet my responsibilities if I spend my time on this project.

I was actually in the process of forming a business club where I could source money and give soft revolving loans of not not than N30,000 to market women quarterly at 10% interest. There's also the option of snail or piggery farming and I've been attending seminars on this. My head seems to be revving with ideas and I'm asking myself to apply breaks.
However your FMCG is intruding into my subconscious but returns on investment and status as challenges.

Please your comment or any other person's (like rose75) will be welcomed.

Keep up with this great job. I foresee someone contacting you as consultant for an amazing model
Kind sir,
I'll piggyback on Karin001's opinion and would ask that you really think about how your diurnal expenses wouldn't affect your operational costs. Personal expenses can kill the business from the very beginnings! If you figure out a way around this, then I think you're good to go. But then, you're the captain of your ship and would be in the best position to judge.

Karin001,
Thanks for your wonderful work. This is the first time I'll come across you here (not that I'm regular myself) and I must say you had me at 'Start'..I'm here on behalf of a sister who just finished her N.D. I dissuaded her from spending 40k on a new phone (she'd been saving for weeks) and persuaded her to start something with it (since it was more than enough for many who presently don't have it). We've been brainstorming for days and I came here for answers before the little spark I managed to create dies in her. She resides in Saki (Oyo state) and I want to believe the snacks business will work here but I'm not so sure about the buying psychology of the target market in terms of profligacy or parsimony (which I think is very important here). Does it really matter in the snack business? Penny for your thoughts please.
Religion / Re: I Have To Deny God So I Can Pass..should I? by stainlex(m): 7:43am On Sep 06, 2016
mascot87:
Sue d lecturer for believe imposition
I concur!!!

After which he should sue his parents and religious leaders!
Romance / Re: Sex And Scam: Lagos Sugar Mummies’ ‘Lucrative’ Offers by stainlex(m): 10:34am On Sep 05, 2016
Shit is lucrative as Bleep!
Health / Re: Phosguard Fumigant To Buy Rats From Lagosians For "Kill Rats, Make Money.’ by stainlex(m): 9:19pm On Aug 29, 2016
I just hope the 'cobra effect' thingy won't repeat itself here..
NYSC / Re: How my 4months Salary As Kogi Corper Worth N168,000 was stolen by stainlex(m): 9:24pm On Aug 27, 2016
Provide the account number that they asked you to pay into. Let's start from there.

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Celebrities / Re: I Hate Being A Celebrity: Frank Edoho Cries Out.(photos) by stainlex(m): 1:28pm On Aug 26, 2016
Reminds me of the Jay-Z and Timberlake Holy Grail song...Fame!
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by stainlex(m): 4:48am On Aug 20, 2016
novakane:
lol r u kidding me... this 1 cracked me up
No kidding bro..Lmsao

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by stainlex(m): 3:04pm On Aug 15, 2016
Saw this on Twitter.
Quite hilarious if you ask me.

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Celebrities / Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by stainlex(m): 6:06pm On Aug 13, 2016
This was how a friend became a father. She set him up big time!
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by stainlex(m): 10:45am On Aug 09, 2016
kunlesehan:

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No KIDding bro, iCE-CREAMed, when I got the SCOOP of ur wordplay.
you're original and sPUNtaneous!
You just goat-ta feel the way the yarns are spun. To be candy'd, your word plays are of a sweet disposition.


kunlesehan:

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Do not OVARYACT bro, he's here for the females cos he's at their CERVIX.
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lol
Ova my dead body! What's my business? That's some punographic imagery right there tho. Hymen-ever have seen this cüming if not for my knack for lewdness.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by stainlex(m): 2:48pm On Aug 08, 2016
sudonym:
As a gynecologist of 25 years standing, I think I know everything about women in-toto.
That's some outstanding tautology bro. We men can get carried away tho'. grin

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by stainlex(m): 2:45pm On Aug 08, 2016
kunlesehan:


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lol.
your mention of Jesus and the resurrection, reminds me of morning mass at the cathedral today. Some kids wouldn't stay put during sermon, so I called them ROAMIN' Catholics.

Hehehe..Nice one! Kids tho', they probably wanted lol-li-popes..lol

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by stainlex(m): 12:11pm On Aug 07, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
Isn't it weird that whoever comes first at any event in the Rio Olympics is given Adekunle's album?

Well, they can't complain..after all, those who come second only have The Murray-Bruces' birds as consolation.

kunlesehan:

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My learned fellow, I'm TRACKing it even off the FIELDS.
I heard some didn't eat for 3days?
Was it to break a record or FAST?
Hmmmm...and RUNNING out of funds even b4 the games began, the SWIMMING team had to POOL resources together to avoid DROWNING in debts.
I hope we don't reLAPS and need an S.O.S (Save Our SOLES)
And they didn't die after not eating for three days? Jesus Christ!! Apparently, some matters arose between preparations for the games and the commencement of the games. Well, I'm running out of resurrection puns..Maybe I need spritual heeling.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by stainlex(m): 12:48pm On Aug 06, 2016
kunlesehan:

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We're not in the marathon?
Hope we don't disgrace the black RACE cos we're sure to RUN low on medals.
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what do u think?
You intend to track our medal progress?
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by stainlex(m): 6:26pm On Jul 21, 2016
Evilflye:
I've been trying to give up sexual innuendos but it's so hard
Use your head bro.. grin
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by stainlex(m): 6:20pm On Jul 21, 2016
wenzi:



BENIN BOYS BUY BENIN BREAD BECAUSE BENIN BREAD BRINGS BETTER LIFE..
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GOD MADE MAN ,MADE MONEY ,MONEY MADE MAMA MARY MARRY MAD MAN
What you have here isn't pun. It's alliteration.

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Crime / Re: Nsukka Residents Stone Policeman To Death For Killing Okadaman (pic) by stainlex(m): 1:17pm On Jul 21, 2016
I feel bad that this feels good..I hate evil and illiterate policemen.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by stainlex(m): 11:36am On Jul 21, 2016
krazzee:
I dino that remi hated melaiye
Bad gyal! To think that I'm seeing this pun after watching a replay of their drama.

*Rihanna pun alert*
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by stainlex(m): 11:28am On Jul 21, 2016
Lovely thread! A few people don't know what puns are or they just can't create good puns. Words might be a dime a dozen, but a brilliant word play isn't easy to come by for many, just like rolling double-sixes in a dice game.

*Not too subtle but go figure* grin
Properties / Re: Land Grabbers To Face 21 Years Jail Term by stainlex(m): 7:04am On Jul 20, 2016
No be law be our problem per se, na enforcement!

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