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RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Men Date Beautiful Women But Never Marry Them by stainlink(m): 7:47am On Sep 01, 2016
OK
AutosRe: (PIX) Man Causes GOBE In Ibadan After He Was Spotted With This Weird Invention by stainlink(m): 10:25am On Aug 31, 2016
shocked
PoliticsRe: EDO : PDP 8yrs Vs APC 8yrs Tenures by stainlink(m): 2:34pm On Aug 29, 2016
Which one be APC 8yrs again? angry
PoliticsRe: Newly Formed Young Democratic Party (pics) by stainlink(m): 7:30am On Aug 29, 2016
Idonbilivit
CrimeRe: Robber In Ijankin, Lagos Crushed To Death While On Operation by stainlink(m): 7:29am On Aug 29, 2016
OK
CrimeRe: Man Sets His Family On Fire In Ogun Over Property (photo) by stainlink(m): 7:12am On Aug 29, 2016
OK
EducationRe: Umahi Sacks Workers In Ebonyi In EBSU & College Of Education, Ikwo by stainlink(m): 7:08am On Aug 29, 2016
Hmmmm
CrimeRe: Panic In Enugu As Fulani Herdsmen Attack, Many Feared Dead (graphics Photo) by stainlink(m): 7:49am On Aug 26, 2016
Oh no, not again. Jesus have Mercy
Christianity EtcRe: If Your General Overseer Curses You, Only God Can Cancel It-pastor Adeboye Says by stainlink(m): 6:38pm On Aug 24, 2016
Tkayhandsome:
Lol why you go curse am when him no curse you? You no get respect for baba God way send them kwo?
The way wen people dey fear this so-called men of God eh' , e tire me
Christianity EtcRe: If Your General Overseer Curses You, Only God Can Cancel It-pastor Adeboye Says by stainlink(m): 3:40pm On Aug 24, 2016
tarrrrrrrh jare. Who them be?
If you see some general overseer eh you even fit curse them grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: If Your General Overseer Curses You, Only God Can Cancel It-pastor Adeboye Says by stainlink(m): 3:39pm On Aug 24, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Comdian Ali Baba Shades Buhari As He Reminisces His Dogs Named OBJ, Obama, IBB, by stainlink(m): 2:12pm On Aug 24, 2016
Hmmm
CelebritiesRe: Check Out Billionaire Businessman Femi Otedola And His Old Nokia Phones by stainlink(m): 2:05pm On Aug 24, 2016
In case e enter Ftc
CrimeRe: Man Jailed For 19 Years For Rape In Lagos by stainlink(m): 11:45am On Aug 24, 2016
The jail term should have been the age of the victim raised to power 2 i.e x2 given x in this case as 19 192 jail term = 19 * 19 =361 But in the case of babies of below 9, x should be the rapist age
CelebritiesRe: "Oge Okoye Has Turned From A Thin To A BBW": Fan Appreciates Actress' Figure by stainlink(m): 11:25am On Jul 31, 2016
Ladycloud:
please correct ur Grammer and mention me again!!
It's grammar not grammer bro like G. R. A. M. M. A. R. See pot calling pot black. undecided
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Condom by stainlink(m): 6:03am On Jul 26, 2016
Creative dirty minds. But still awesome. Keep it up nice piece of work
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LiteratureRe: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by stainlink(m): 8:52pm On Jul 23, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode 20 ( The finale )


At this point, i knew there was no escape..... This was when the beating and kicks in Episode one started...

Everything i was trying to explain fell on deaf ears, The last thing i remember was daddy tina coming towards me with pestle.


,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

i woke up after a three days coma
in the hospital.... According to stories i was told, i was brought to the hospital after i stopped breathing and they thought i was dead....

It was mummy chiomobi that insisted i be treated as every other person left me for dead...

My parents were called in...... My father refused to show up blaming it on transport fares as only my mama showed up....

That day, despite my sick nature, i heard the history of my birth and thousands of advices from my mama who caused a scene with her tears....

All my attempt to rope in Atele failed as the police claim there was no evidence and he left scot free,,,

the shame was so too much in school even tho i managed to escape expulsion due to the pleas of my mother.....

My Father disowned me and warned me never to step in his house again and claimed i must be a bastard... This almost caused a divorce btw my papa and mama.

All in all, i dropped out of school in the 2nd year, and left with no option as i could not return home , i travelled to the big bros aka Kasadim the Money house in the next city.... Kasadim was that my elder brother who was into yahoo yahoo and there with him... I started a new chapter of yahoo and drugs...


Which brought more dire consequences than i could ever bargain for....

As an adage says. Dog wey go lost no go kuku Hear Hunter Whistle..

THE END....

Written By classcaptain
You are simply awesome. Great comical story with a big lesson to learn.
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CrimePHOTOS: Men Caught Stealing Big Live Chickens In UNIBUJA. by stainlink(op): 3:41pm On Jul 12, 2016
I went to University of Abuja to renew my statement of result which i applied for over TWO WEEKS but as Unibuja is known well for their disappointment, I was given the excuse that the deputy registrar has not been on seat all these while. With my disappointed face i left the senate building only to see mobs (sorry students and security men) interrogating the thieves and the Nairaland front page instinct took over grin grin and see they do camera man... cool cool

Jokes EtcRe: Naija Parents Palava ;D by stainlink(m): 10:40pm On Jun 29, 2016
Confused generation
FamilyRe: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by stainlink(m): 1:19pm On Jun 28, 2016
Nazaretha:
If one can't dance, don't nod to songs.

If he was financially buoyant, he wouldn't mumble a thing.

And, hope he knows, the lady will definitely get a better person.
As as how nah? huh Better person or richer person? undecided That list is damn expensive... embarassed
PoliticsRe: Why We’re Not Probing APC Members – SGF by stainlink(m): 1:19pm On Jun 27, 2016
See talk like mess undecided
PoliticsRe: Extremists Storm Governor Ganduje's Facebook Page, Vow To Kill Again by stainlink(m): 3:30pm On Jun 12, 2016
Movic1:
These three things are different, they aren't the same. Muslim,Arab & Hausa. So dont generalize it. Hausas killed the woman. If a christian kill today,you wont criticize her by his/her religion but by tribe. e.g Igboman or yorubaman
From the above narration, they killed her because she blasphemed against Prophet Muhammad invariably Islam. An Hausa man will not take offence if you insult a random prophet. They are Muslims that is why they felt offended common sense will teach you that. All I preach is that we become tolerant of each others religion period. Killing only breeds hate
CelebritiesRe: Precious John Nneka Goes Pantless (photos) by stainlink(m): 10:57pm On Jun 08, 2016
Who e epp? undecided If she want she should go dressless, that one na her palava angry. Madness everywhere
SportsRe: Maria Sharapova Has Been Banned For Two Years From Tennis by stainlink(m): 6:57pm On Jun 08, 2016
Too bad. Get well soon o undecidedToo bad. Get well soon o
PoliticsNigeria Economy As Apc Dictate by stainlink(op): 2:27pm On May 28, 2016
The state of the Nigerian economy is as confused as this car.

PoliticsRe: Governor Abdulfata Ahmed At The Gym, Working Out With His Aides by stainlink(m): 2:17pm On May 28, 2016
Space booked, but who e epp?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KADUNA Centre Airforce Recruitment by stainlink(op): 5:53am On May 02, 2016
[quote author=sakaba post=45217048][/quote]Thanks Bro, I appreciate the sacrifice. Noted
Jobs/VacanciesKADUNA Centre Airforce Recruitment by stainlink(op): 3:34pm On May 01, 2016
Please can anyone help a brother in need of the screening time table for airforce in Kaduna state? I am from Ondo state. Thank you in anticipation of a kind reply

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