iambibi:

Hmmm!! This is the kinda challenge i luv to see/feel/hear/smell/touch/read .... Alryt, she has given birth for Sent4rina, but since you want to have a debate... Gehn gehn! Oya you and Sent4rina should goan and prepare lines to woo Rukkyola back... Heheh.... And anyone she chooses with the baddest punchlines takes her home!!

Fraiser oya come and document this one in our punchline files!!

It sound great to me. Practice starts immediately. But I need supporters o. Iambibi, I hope you are with me on this one?

Rukkyola:

Feeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ooo
My people, Abbeyunique2 has summoned Femi into this city o.
Am sorry I can not be urs sir. Alakoba! U wanto kobami.
It seems u don't know there are so many amebos in this city.
U know i love u both in reality & in GC but i love my sent4rina more.He is the father ov my children.
Am sorry, I can't be yours o. I wanto b a woman of virtue in dis city. The amebos, especially Abbey would relay everything 2 my sent4rina if I should say yes 2 u.
So pls try and understand me u hear.
Eshey!

Please na. OK I am ready to go on a debate with sent4rina just to have u. Please don't say NO. I WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO WIN YOU OVER. forget amebo, they are there to watch us glow.

Rukkyola:

Feeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ooo
My people, Abbeyunique2 has summoned Femi into this city o.
Am sorry I can not be urs sir. Alakoba! U wanto kobami.
It seems u don't know there are so many amebos in this city.
U know i love u both in reality & in GC but i love my sent4rina more.He is the father ov my children.
Am sorry, I can't be yours o. I wanto b a woman of virtue in dis city. The amebos, especially Abbey would relay everything 2 my sent4rina if I should say yes 2 u.
So pls try and understand me u hear.
Eshey!

Please na. OK I am ready to go on a debate with sent4rina just to have u. Please don't say NO. I WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO WIN YOU OVER. forget amebo, they are there to watch us glow.

Rukkyola:

OYO IS REALLY UR CASE!
I don't know y u are so determined 2 ruin my marriage.
Dem send u 2 me ni?
Oya listen carefully & stop spreading rumours. My children look only like I & sent4rina.
I no know weda u no get work again. Na 2 dey carry my family matter put 4 head like face cap remain 4 u. Ur wife Bekky, no dey do amebo. I never jam any man like u b4 o.

I am here to have u in my life, please rukkyola will you please be mine and forget sent4Rina?

I had the story then. The truth is actually not far from what she had said because i know adam my STA201 lecturer... I was a class rep in the computer science department those days. You gat balls gurl even though u are a girl . Laplace story go soon enter this forum. Bloody statisticians.

styca:



Thank you @stainlink

You are most welcome @ styca

Really?
After over 2 years

styca:
Goodday Everyone, I am a prospective PGD(IT) student. Yesterday, I registered on the portal. I paid for the form and have my receipt but the issue i'm having now is, I can't login with the login details I used in registering. It is returning an invalid login parameter.

I want to continue with the application.

My questions are:
What do I do now?
Is anyone experiencing the same issue?
How do I rectify the problem?

Note: I have tried to do forgotten password but it's throwing up an error message.

Please I need your help on how to go about it.

I had similar issue but was rectified. All you have to do is to go to the nearest study centre to and lodge your complain, it will be rectified within hours. I hope this help

Rukkyola:

bera.hw is ur bae and hw is wrk? I dey broke and i no dey wrk. otherwise i wud av cald u.enjoy ur day

My bae is fine, work is stressful, me too broke small. Enjoy ur day too. Take care and greet sent4rina for me

Rukkyola:

pay back time!!!
I wud hav loved 2 hav u as my husband.u ar nice fellow,but d problem is,am into a relationship and it's quite serious.hu knws wat wil happen 2moro
my sent4rina Femi is stainlink and he wants to snatch me 4rm u o.i asked him out in reality and he gave me enla now he wants 2 mari me online

Serious pay back time in my own words... Hmmmmmm
OK o, I don hands off oooo, sent4rina please take over

Rukkyola:

jesus! Everybdy com and c,stainlink is my FEMI o.oya take zobo
*gives him N10 zobo and akara*
i wil divorce my sent4rina and marry u online.u gave me enla is reality.

Hahahahaha, Oya na!!! let the marriage begin. Will be nice having u as my online wife.

Rukkyola:

i don't crawl 4 nyt again o.BIKO!
Welcome anyway

So what are you doing now my troublesome rukky
I HOPE DEY NO GO SEIZE UR PHONE TODAY

8 my Motorola razor

I think mine was a lot worse than this. It's actually unsafe but children have to go to school by any means necessary. Me and my other siblings used to go to school on a jalopy pickup then but that didn't break us it only made us more determined to succeed. I know the family I came from and I know it was all they could afford

Panzerfaust:
Ok. I'm sorry for the comment.

That is the spirit Bro. May God give us the grace and will to be tolerant.

Panzerfaust:
This is a forum. There is freedom of expression.

Yes there is freedom in expression but dat does not make insulting a tribe OK. There is a saying here in Nigeria that 'there is freedom of speech but freedom after speech can not be guaranteed '

Panzerfaust:
Worthless piece of paper from a worthless group of people in a worthless region of Nigeria.

This is actually a historical relic which should make up reflect back and see ways of moving ahead with better understanding of tolerance and the likes. This is not an avenue to castigate a region or tribe my brother.

Osakah24:
lol one love, no fighting,My late dad actually had lots of it, and always believed biafra will return.

Seems his dream is bringing its head high again... Who knows? it might come to pass. One love

Abbeyunique2:

shey nah you be femi wey break rukkyola

No mind me oooo
I didnt ooooo

Why will my troublesome rukkyola be using my name upanda in this Nairaland sef?
Sorry i mean Femi anyhow?

Where are you sef... Come and explain your self here and right now.

Flexherbal:
What is the value to a dollar?

Should be equal to a dollar as at then, who knows?

Osakah24:
Were your mum keeping it for future use? .

She kept it for me to post on Nairaland and for you to post this shit...

Just saw this under my mum's box and decided to share it...
This is almost 40 years of age

It actually not a good sign. But sometimes in life, we tend to try to clear our heads over somethings bordering us and the people around us suffers the most.
I was once a victim of this kind of circumstance and believe it didnt end well, but yours might be different and i pray it is.
But in all, this things happen for good reasons but only time can tell.

Like seriously!!!
And in my country Nigeria, it is difficult to pay just the unemployed 5000 stipends

Where is the change we voted for

NYSC 2016 Service Year

Those who couldn't print their greencard was because NYSC technical team are working on that aspect and should pls check back on Monday or Tuesday to print.
Those with two different callup numbers are advised to re-print their slip (greencard) next week Monday or Tuesday to ascertain the correct one. All is well, little patience is what is needed.

Rukkyola:
OYO IS FOREVER YOUR CASE I JUST WANTO KNOW WEDA UNA LOVE ME OFF I GO, I GO OFF FEMI DON KOLO because E NEVA ANSA ME AND NA IM HACK MY ACCOUNT BYE BYE thank u, thank u

off I go, I go off hack ke! I don't know what you are talking about

Rukkyola:

OYO IS UR CASE because I DID NOT TELL U SAY 2DAY NA byday.
U no get sense? Yes u no! U no sabi buk? Yes u no! Make i cal FEMI MAKE E COM TEACH U BUK? No i won't.
Y because OYO IS UR CASE!

My dear rukkyola how u dey na. I have been going through all your post and I just can't stop laughing! I go off, off I go

Abbeyunique2:

sheybi dchiefpriest be ur friend

My dear rukkyola how u dey na. I have been going through all your post and I just can't stop laughing! I go off, off I go

Abbeyunique2:

sheybi dchiefpriest be ur friend

What is wrong with people's conscience these days? Taking pictures of gory sight is now the order of the day. May God help us.

sanky346:
He should set up his own ministry. A man of his stature and following shouldn't have problem with having his own autonomous church.

You can do that in all other Pentecostal churches, but the catholic church, Its almost impossible...

CharlyNick:
SCAM every where

I dey tell you... And the helpless and clueless individuals use their 'last card' or borrowed money to apply and eventually nothing happens

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utenwuson:
mk we see her dead body pic

Wetin you wan use d dead body Pix do?