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CelebritiesRe: "Oge Okoye Has Turned From A Thin To A BBW": Fan Appreciates Actress' Figure by stainlink(m): 11:25am On Jul 31, 2016
Ladycloud:
please correct ur Grammer and mention me again!!
It's grammar not grammer bro like G. R. A. M. M. A. R. See pot calling pot black. undecided
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Condom by stainlink(m): 6:03am On Jul 26, 2016
Creative dirty minds. But still awesome. Keep it up nice piece of work
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LiteratureRe: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by stainlink(m): 8:52pm On Jul 23, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode 20 ( The finale )


At this point, i knew there was no escape..... This was when the beating and kicks in Episode one started...

Everything i was trying to explain fell on deaf ears, The last thing i remember was daddy tina coming towards me with pestle.


,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

i woke up after a three days coma
in the hospital.... According to stories i was told, i was brought to the hospital after i stopped breathing and they thought i was dead....

It was mummy chiomobi that insisted i be treated as every other person left me for dead...

My parents were called in...... My father refused to show up blaming it on transport fares as only my mama showed up....

That day, despite my sick nature, i heard the history of my birth and thousands of advices from my mama who caused a scene with her tears....

All my attempt to rope in Atele failed as the police claim there was no evidence and he left scot free,,,

the shame was so too much in school even tho i managed to escape expulsion due to the pleas of my mother.....

My Father disowned me and warned me never to step in his house again and claimed i must be a bastard... This almost caused a divorce btw my papa and mama.

All in all, i dropped out of school in the 2nd year, and left with no option as i could not return home , i travelled to the big bros aka Kasadim the Money house in the next city.... Kasadim was that my elder brother who was into yahoo yahoo and there with him... I started a new chapter of yahoo and drugs...


Which brought more dire consequences than i could ever bargain for....

As an adage says. Dog wey go lost no go kuku Hear Hunter Whistle..

THE END....

Written By classcaptain
You are simply awesome. Great comical story with a big lesson to learn.
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CrimePHOTOS: Men Caught Stealing Big Live Chickens In UNIBUJA. by stainlink(op): 3:41pm On Jul 12, 2016
I went to University of Abuja to renew my statement of result which i applied for over TWO WEEKS but as Unibuja is known well for their disappointment, I was given the excuse that the deputy registrar has not been on seat all these while. With my disappointed face i left the senate building only to see mobs (sorry students and security men) interrogating the thieves and the Nairaland front page instinct took over grin grin and see they do camera man... cool cool

Jokes EtcRe: Naija Parents Palava ;D by stainlink(m): 10:40pm On Jun 29, 2016
Confused generation
FamilyRe: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by stainlink(m): 1:19pm On Jun 28, 2016
Nazaretha:
If one can't dance, don't nod to songs.

If he was financially buoyant, he wouldn't mumble a thing.

And, hope he knows, the lady will definitely get a better person.
As as how nah? huh Better person or richer person? undecided That list is damn expensive... embarassed
PoliticsRe: Why We’re Not Probing APC Members – SGF by stainlink(m): 1:19pm On Jun 27, 2016
See talk like mess undecided
PoliticsRe: Extremists Storm Governor Ganduje's Facebook Page, Vow To Kill Again by stainlink(m): 3:30pm On Jun 12, 2016
Movic1:
These three things are different, they aren't the same. Muslim,Arab & Hausa. So dont generalize it. Hausas killed the woman. If a christian kill today,you wont criticize her by his/her religion but by tribe. e.g Igboman or yorubaman
From the above narration, they killed her because she blasphemed against Prophet Muhammad invariably Islam. An Hausa man will not take offence if you insult a random prophet. They are Muslims that is why they felt offended common sense will teach you that. All I preach is that we become tolerant of each others religion period. Killing only breeds hate
CelebritiesRe: Precious John Nneka Goes Pantless (photos) by stainlink(m): 10:57pm On Jun 08, 2016
Who e epp? undecided If she want she should go dressless, that one na her palava angry. Madness everywhere
SportsRe: Maria Sharapova Has Been Banned For Two Years From Tennis by stainlink(m): 6:57pm On Jun 08, 2016
Too bad. Get well soon o undecidedToo bad. Get well soon o
PoliticsNigeria Economy As Apc Dictate by stainlink(op): 2:27pm On May 28, 2016
The state of the Nigerian economy is as confused as this car.

PoliticsRe: Governor Abdulfata Ahmed At The Gym, Working Out With His Aides by stainlink(m): 2:17pm On May 28, 2016
Space booked, but who e epp?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KADUNA Centre Airforce Recruitment by stainlink(op): 5:53am On May 02, 2016
[quote author=sakaba post=45217048][/quote]Thanks Bro, I appreciate the sacrifice. Noted
Jobs/VacanciesKADUNA Centre Airforce Recruitment by stainlink(op): 3:34pm On May 01, 2016
Please can anyone help a brother in need of the screening time table for airforce in Kaduna state? I am from Ondo state. Thank you in anticipation of a kind reply
EducationRe: Guy Congratulates His Girlfriend After Her NYSC by stainlink(m): 3:23pm On May 01, 2016
This certainly must be Kabiru Garba.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Lagos Made The Job Seekers Waste Transport Fare by stainlink(m): 3:18pm On May 01, 2016
Those from Ondo and writing in Kaduna, any news?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Lagos Made The Job Seekers Waste Transport Fare by stainlink(m): 3:17pm On May 01, 2016
Please, does anyone have the time table for kaduna? Na God I use beg o, I no get transport to waste.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 10:20pm On Apr 26, 2016
Rukkyola:
When u insult me finish. I no know how is preparation. No ask me. Bye bye
Sorry o, how preparations? Hope you don buy does things on that tear tear list!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 9:59pm On Apr 26, 2016
Rukkyola:
Amebo. Thank God she doesn't recognise u.
Jealousy. How e take concern you? How preparations dear?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 9:20pm On Apr 26, 2016
BlizzydoDo:
ya I do, gon tru yur pix a thousand times fa.
OK. All the best in your service to our great country.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 9:13pm On Apr 26, 2016
BlizzydoDo:
sorry I dnt recognize yuu, som other time den
But you know Chioma? At the cafe?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 8:58pm On Apr 26, 2016
BlizzydoDo:
is diz true? Cc: Rukkyola
Yes it is. From my dp I believe you should know me.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 7:38pm On Apr 23, 2016
BlizzydoDo:
Make we c 2moro na if yuu r free ahbi?
Was with rukkyola when she saw u cut she actually didn't tell me it was you. And moreover I don't know you personally and u do not have your picture in ur Nairaland profile
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 12:20am On Apr 14, 2016
Rukkyola:
Femi go & sleep na! No spoil show 4 me dis nyt o. What God has joined 2geda, let no man put asunder.
Baby you know I will go any length to put asunder I dis unholy union cos I am the only right person for you.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 12:17am On Apr 14, 2016
Sent4rina:
You'd better don't mention my wife again or else...
Or else you will cry? No need to cry cos I gat that covered.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 12:05am On Apr 14, 2016
Sent4rina:
Excuse me sir who are you betting on?
Myself na! Or who else?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 12:02am On Apr 14, 2016
girlyesosae:
Im so happy you said this!! All ive thought about since I saw his return
Match of the century. Abeg which team are you on?
#TeamSent4rina #TeamRukkyola. But im lowkey #TeamStainlink sha.
Why putting me on a low key Nah? I can see some atom of tribalism, nepotism and GCIsm. Anyway I know at the end of the day I will be on a very high key.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 11:57pm On Apr 13, 2016
iambibi:
Stainlink!!!!!! Are you still interested in that challengehuh.. If yes.. Then come inside!!!
Sure. I heard sent4rina is back and will like to go on with it provided the winner takes rukkyola home. Just like I said, anything for her.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 10:13pm On Apr 06, 2016
iambibi:
.. Stainlink av told you times without number PUNCHLINES SPEAKS LOUDER THAN VOICE!!!.. No let me cancel the challenge o haba!!
OK my lord.

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