₦airaland Forum

This certainly must be Kabiru Garba.

Those from Ondo and writing in Kaduna, any news?

Please, does anyone have the time table for kaduna? Na God I use beg o, I no get transport to waste.

Rukkyola:
When u insult me finish. I no know how is preparation. No ask me. Bye bye

Sorry o, how preparations? Hope you don buy does things on that tear tear list!

Rukkyola:
Amebo. Thank God she doesn't recognise u.

Jealousy. How e take concern you? How preparations dear?

BlizzydoDo:
ya I do, gon tru yur pix a thousand times fa.

OK. All the best in your service to our great country.

BlizzydoDo:
sorry I dnt recognize yuu, som other time den

But you know Chioma? At the cafe?

BlizzydoDo:
is diz true? Cc: Rukkyola

Yes it is. From my dp I believe you should know me.

BlizzydoDo:
Make we c 2moro na if yuu r free ahbi?

Was with rukkyola when she saw u cut she actually didn't tell me it was you. And moreover I don't know you personally and u do not have your picture in ur Nairaland profile

Rukkyola:
Femi go & sleep na! No spoil show 4 me dis nyt o. What God has joined 2geda, let no man put asunder.

Baby you know I will go any length to put asunder I dis unholy union cos I am the only right person for you.

Sent4rina:
You'd better don't mention my wife again or else...

Or else you will cry? No need to cry cos I gat that covered.

Sent4rina:
Excuse me sir who are you betting on?

Myself na! Or who else?

girlyesosae:
Im so happy you said this!! All ive thought about since I saw his return
Match of the century. Abeg which team are you on?
#TeamSent4rina #TeamRukkyola. But im lowkey #TeamStainlink sha.

Why putting me on a low key Nah? I can see some atom of tribalism, nepotism and GCIsm. Anyway I know at the end of the day I will be on a very high key.

iambibi:
Stainlink!!!!!! Are you still interested in that challenge.. If yes.. Then come inside!!!

Sure. I heard sent4rina is back and will like to go on with it provided the winner takes rukkyola home. Just like I said, anything for her.

iambibi:
.. Stainlink av told you times without number PUNCHLINES SPEAKS LOUDER THAN VOICE!!!.. No let me cancel the challenge o haba!!

OK my lord.

Fraiser:
wetin happen b sey make hin still dey bring money make we dey take am buy food for dis triplet bfor u husband com, if hin don com we go decide on hin matter.

I don't mind o. I will do all it takes to have her as mine.

Fraiser:
wetin happen b sey make hin still dey bring money make we dey take am buy food for dis triplet bfor u husband com, if hin don com we go decide on hin matter.

I don't mind o. I will do all it takes to have her as mine.

Fraiser:
who b d femi self? I no know am

Na me bros. Na me be Femi. Seems you might be an asset to my quest.

Rukkyola:
Chai!! Am n soup o. Is it by force? Abbeyunique2, fraiser, kbemmanuel and other minister of information in dis city. Where are thou? Please don't turn deaf ears 2 dis o.
Na jejemi I dey here o b4 Femi com start 2 dey toast me 4 hear. I don dey tell am NO since but e no wan give me peace oooooo
Hope u would relay this 2 my sent4rina when he returns from d saloon, so that he would know how faithful his wife is.
FEMI, OYO IS UR CASE OOO

I just need one chance to show I can be better than him. Even sent4rina gives u triplets I am willing to make it quadruplets or even more if you wish. All I need is just a chance. Iambibi, please beg her for me. Even if OYO is my case am willing to take u there.

iambibi:
Hmmm!! This is the kinda challenge i luv to see/feel/hear/smell/touch/read .... Alryt, she has given birth for Sent4rina, but since you want to have a debate... Gehn gehn! Oya you and Sent4rina should goan and prepare lines to woo Rukkyola back... Heheh.... And anyone she chooses with the baddest punchlines takes her home!!

Fraiser oya come and document this one in our punchline files!!

It sound great to me. Practice starts immediately. But I need supporters o. Iambibi, I hope you are with me on this one?

Rukkyola:
Feeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ooo
My people, Abbeyunique2 has summoned Femi into this city o.
Am sorry I can not be urs sir. Alakoba! U wanto kobami.
It seems u don't know there are so many amebos in this city.
U know i love u both in reality & in GC but i love my sent4rina more.He is the father ov my children.
Am sorry, I can't be yours o. I wanto b a woman of virtue in dis city. The amebos, especially Abbey would relay everything 2 my sent4rina if I should say yes 2 u.
So pls try and understand me u hear.
Eshey!

Please na. OK I am ready to go on a debate with sent4rina just to have u. Please don't say NO. I WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO WIN YOU OVER. forget amebo, they are there to watch us glow.

Rukkyola:
Feeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ooo
My people, Abbeyunique2 has summoned Femi into this city o.
Am sorry I can not be urs sir. Alakoba! U wanto kobami.
It seems u don't know there are so many amebos in this city.
U know i love u both in reality & in GC but i love my sent4rina more.He is the father ov my children.
Am sorry, I can't be yours o. I wanto b a woman of virtue in dis city. The amebos, especially Abbey would relay everything 2 my sent4rina if I should say yes 2 u.
So pls try and understand me u hear.
Eshey!

Please na. OK I am ready to go on a debate with sent4rina just to have u. Please don't say NO. I WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO WIN YOU OVER. forget amebo, they are there to watch us glow.

Rukkyola:
OYO IS REALLY UR CASE!
I don't know y u are so determined 2 ruin my marriage.
Dem send u 2 me ni?
Oya listen carefully & stop spreading rumours. My children look only like I & sent4rina.
I no know weda u no get work again. Na 2 dey carry my family matter put 4 head like face cap remain 4 u. Ur wife Bekky, no dey do amebo. I never jam any man like u b4 o.

I am here to have u in my life, please rukkyola will you please be mine and forget sent4Rina?

I had the story then. The truth is actually not far from what she had said because i know adam my STA201 lecturer... I was a class rep in the computer science department those days. You gat balls gurl even though u are a girl . Laplace story go soon enter this forum. Bloody statisticians.

styca:
Thank you @stainlink

You are most welcome @ styca

Really?
After over 2 years

styca:
Goodday Everyone, I am a prospective PGD(IT) student. Yesterday, I registered on the portal. I paid for the form and have my receipt but the issue i'm having now is, I can't login with the login details I used in registering. It is returning an invalid login parameter.

I want to continue with the application.

My questions are:
What do I do now?
Is anyone experiencing the same issue?
How do I rectify the problem?

Note: I have tried to do forgotten password but it's throwing up an error message.

Please I need your help on how to go about it.

I had similar issue but was rectified. All you have to do is to go to the nearest study centre to and lodge your complain, it will be rectified within hours. I hope this help

Rukkyola:
bera.hw is ur bae and hw is wrk? I dey broke and i no dey wrk. otherwise i wud av cald u.enjoy ur day

My bae is fine, work is stressful, me too broke small. Enjoy ur day too. Take care and greet sent4rina for me

Rukkyola:
pay back time!!!
I wud hav loved 2 hav u as my husband.u ar nice fellow,but d problem is,am into a relationship and it's quite serious.hu knws wat wil happen 2moro
my sent4rina Femi is stainlink and he wants to snatch me 4rm u o.i asked him out in reality and he gave me enla now he wants 2 mari me online

Serious pay back time in my own words... Hmmmmmm
OK o, I don hands off oooo, sent4rina please take over

Rukkyola:
jesus! Everybdy com and c,stainlink is my FEMI o.oya take zobo
*gives him N10 zobo and akara*
i wil divorce my sent4rina and marry u online.u gave me enla is reality.

Hahahahaha, Oya na!!! let the marriage begin. Will be nice having u as my online wife.

Rukkyola:
i don't crawl 4 nyt again o.BIKO!
Welcome anyway

So what are you doing now my troublesome rukky
I HOPE DEY NO GO SEIZE UR PHONE TODAY

8 my Motorola razor

I think mine was a lot worse than this. It's actually unsafe but children have to go to school by any means necessary. Me and my other siblings used to go to school on a jalopy pickup then but that didn't break us it only made us more determined to succeed. I know the family I came from and I know it was all they could afford

Panzerfaust:
Ok. I'm sorry for the comment.

That is the spirit Bro. May God give us the grace and will to be tolerant.

Panzerfaust:
This is a forum. There is freedom of expression.

Yes there is freedom in expression but dat does not make insulting a tribe OK. There is a saying here in Nigeria that 'there is freedom of speech but freedom after speech can not be guaranteed '