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Hell is a place you wouldn't want to go, but living in Nigeria gives you an edge over others

Okoroawusa:
which one this blogger just dey show me old woman breast this night?


BTW, any man that ever raises his hands to hit a woman will die a miserable death.


I have never hit a woman n never will no matter the provocation. I simply rant, shout or walk away.

I like the spirit

But I pray you don't meet the one that will hold on to your shirt right to your neck and say to your face "if you no beat me eh, you be bastard ".....

inoki247:
The CCTV wey we get for AtM wey neva catch person wey steal AtM na him go come save me for house...

Really

Go remove money for one illegally first.
CCTV has really saved lives, solved what would have been called a mystery and exonerate the innocent

EmpresFIDEL:
you are your father's son

And you, your mom's daughter

Women can sometime or most time be annoying, but raising you hand on them shouldn't be the solution to that.

You hear them say "touch me na you bastard" while standing at your front and possibly holding on to your shirt or boxer.

Just say ALL IS WELL in your mind and stay strong

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BillGoldberg:
To help you, I have 40 airtel Sims. I bought them 10 sims per week. Believe me when I tell you that I have that number of sims. I download HD movies and PS3 games a lot. One game on PS3 can be as much as 33 GIGABYTE while the least movie I download is 1.5 GB. Coz of this, Airtel night plan is the cheapest and fastest for heavy downloads. I was on MTN too before they reduced there data for the 25 naira bundle. It used to be 500 mb for 25 naira but they reduced it to 250 mb for 25 naira!! I had 50 MTN sims then before they casted it. Useless people. Please nobody should think am exaggerating. Buying pre-registered sims in Nigeria is like buying Akara or moi moi.

Airtel is the best of best. Still sells 500 mb for 25 naira. With my 40 sims, I can get 20 GIG per night for 1,000 naira. Yes... 1000. How do I make it easy? I load every sim with 100 naira each totalling 4,000 naira. Every night, I sub 25 naira. That 4,000 will eventually get me 80 Gigabyte. Which other network offers that?

You know the sweetest part? Where I stay, Airtel 4G downloads at 5mb per second or more self. That means 1 GB per 3 minutes! Long story short, I exhaust the 20 GB before 1 hour and am back to sleep. Thank me later.

NB
I have many 1 terrabyte hard disks for storing movies and games. Am serious.

For those quoting me saying its stressful... Is it your stress? Can't I stress myself in peace again? Am the one removing the sims one by one. Its my pain and not yours. Its worth the stress. Data is not cheap and am willing to endure.

Where do you download PS3 games from please?

Him try

StrikeBack:
Hp envy 360 core i5- 5200U
8gb ram 500gb
Touch screen
Keyboard light
3 hours battery life
2 hours plus for media
Screen size 15.6
Windows 10 Home
Clean ...
2.20GHZ speed

How much

Ezechinwa:
On quora Nigerians see this country as paradise lol

That is the figure of speech referred to as oxymoron

I tire for this country

After God, fear APC

Him try

Meanwhile chelsea won man city

Rotentina:
............and many nairalanders will come online shouting Buhari this...............Buhari that!

Since there are laws, there should also punishment to defaulters.

These punishment should be administered equally no matter ones class in the society, poor or rich, connected or not connected.

The law should not be merciful to those who treat others without mercy.

Hmmm.
Nigeria is in a sorry state (has always) and our leaders only play politics with our lives.

Most countries both developed and developing do not find themselves in this quagmire because of responsible leaders and citizenry alike.

The issues of persistent strikes, poor electricity, bad roads, non existent pipe borne water, hunger has been there since I understand what the words mean and still no improvement.

It's not about party affiliation (PDP or APC), it about taking on responsibility as individuals and holding leaders accountable

Ok

Feranmicharless:
hmmmmm. That's another angle. Thanks man. God.bless

You welcome

Feranmicharless:
yea im a foreign student, buh I've uploaded all required docs. Have done that like 5 times


It's tiring

Visit the NYSC secretariat closest to you.
It will save you a lot of stress and uncertainty

Get a good scanner with high resolution to scan the documents and make sure they are complete and what was requested.

Your statement implies you are either a married female or foreign student.

Ok