₦airaland Forum

thesicilian:
Manchester City will most likely win the trophy if they don't meet their Archilles heels Barcelona and Liverpool along the way.

i love that word archilles heel it reminds me of Trojan war.

Una too dey post we never write his exam come dey reason his Mata for nairaland. My hand no dey.

Remimadrid:
Its high time the youths in Nigeria also start looting South African business in Nigeria as retaliation.



Modified: For all those saying I am a thief and don't have a job for supporting retaliation against South African companies in Nigeria, you are all mad. There is an adage that says "its not every situation that being patient solves, and likewise it is not everything that retaliating destroys. This has been going on for a long time, and I believe it is time we Nigerians react.

peace is for the weak

And i keep saying this getting my guns ready is a sure way to survive in Nigeria now.

I gaz start geting my Guns ready cuz of these motherfuckers

I have similar problem

TheGenius001:
Lols this is very funny. But I do feel your pain bro
Take heart

Sydney17:
Strange things are happening lately! btw, is that a cell, prison or an Animal pen?

funny guys fool nairaland

40secondsguy:
That Nigeria is so bleeped up...been hearing a whole lotta of issues about job scarcity..even those with first class are struggling to get a 50k job.


Even after getting the job someone will still be struggling to make ends meet..the suffering is too much mehn..I haven't graduated yet mehn..but the pressure from my family is much,everyone just keeps telling me to read as if there's is sure job waiting for me out there.

Started coding last year only for them to tell me not to be interested in it..that books first before hobby.
Why are Nigerian parents like this?


Worse still there's no one to talk to for real..all I've got are friends with benefits
..they don't fvcking care ...fucking hypocrites.. Only interested in what you've got to offer them
The ones that seem real don't wanna be with me..maybe I irritate them too much or what..I don't know


I just bleeped a girl raw right now only to discover she's a full time bloody olosho..now I'm scared that might have caught some infections..I should have known but I was too dumb.Someone that I thought we could relate ,build a future with,tell her my problems is bleeping other guys..worse she's going raw with em
Why is it so goddamn hard to find a faithful ho



Don't ask me how I found out.Bitches cunt was even smelling so bad I've got a headache...used all my toothpaste.. Sprayed perf all over my mouth...I'm never giving head again.. Now I have to change the bedsheets


Truth is in the end ,we humans dont really care for each other,once the mutual benefits are gone..shitty friends leave too..

I keep telling myself if I eventually get rich someday..I'll prolly be fucking the shiit out of any girl,prolly be depressed and alone,prolly would have contacted HIV by then,prolly won't marry cuz these hoes ain't loyal,prolly won't have kids self,prolly will die alone

I can never commit suicide tho

Will stop here for now cuz..Jesus I hope to God I haven't caught any std..
I'm feeling light man

go get ya self tested asap

Kiddogarcia:
Mine has to be freedom,no freedom uhn.people should be allowed to do their thing.gayism,lesbianism,transgender,bi sexual,post nude pics,suicide,atheist,diest and so much more.secondly,the fact that there's no fair chance at suceeding for everyone,some people will suceed,even if they don't put in work,and want failure at all cost.and some people would fail,no matter how hard they crave and strive for success

U Don talk finish life choose people to scam if u are unlucky you become one of them.

Salmoneus:
The socio-econimic implications of unwanted pregnancies can cripple an economy...so it's either the government legalizes abortion or force middle class to wealthy people to adopt children...

Bleep all this logic religion aside is abortion not =to murder.

Pojomojo:
If your parents can't afford you studying abroad and you have data, download Google Translate, install Czech patch file (just 40MB), learn the language with YouTube videos too for 3-4 months, apply for a course in Czech Republic in Czech language, you won't pay a KOBO.

are you for real

Lordoftheeast:
Nsukka people is the worse thing that ever happened to enugu state

your father cursed semen is the worst thing to happen in this planet.

mosho2good:
You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hall�����

bro just have pity on me it happened to me two days ago in Unn.

ahiboilandgas:
we have enough land and lazy youths that can farm instead of okada riding

the most useless comment in the world

Athena4:
Christ. Guy stay away from the girl. You are above 30? pls be responsible and go for ladies close to your age. How would you feel if you had a sister or daughter that age being sexually open to a 30plus yr old man?! Pls ignore the girl.

if his joy stick will because that have always being the case

Joshmodest:
that's Nigeria's problem, follow follow , I'm sure if Ye didn't win soundcity MVP award for song of the year , he wouldn't have won this award. all awards na so burna go dey win song of the year , I love Burnaboy, but soco deserves this award !!

soco na useless song.

All this akpuruka aircraft that lacks maintenance this is always the end result. Rip to them

slawomir:
Isoright

So you get mind carry her go government hospital

He be like say her case nor worse

If not that woman for don die

The easiest way to kill your relative or friend just take them to government hospital especially a university teaching hospital
I bet with my balls they will die within two days because the non commitment and lackadaisical attitude of workers in government hospital is second to none

my brother you are not lying

Vaseline

Proudlyngwa:
running to check what Piosson is

same with me

chriskosherbal:
Boss with this info...me myself and I, we wondering who you are oooo

Am kidding oo

sense will not kill somebody

Wiseandtrue:
And your father lives in this planet I mean in Nigeria

That aspect of not paying Nepa bills is hard to believe!!!

that is because our tenant lives in the same compound with us.

Olalekan76:
Please why can't we try to.appreciate our own, which high school in the western world has built drone, share the news here so we will one is something they built for fun. God will change our orientation about seeing the white as superior to us.

no dey console your self the west pass us like !;:+:":"**¥€^°¥°™×£¶

Rindo69:
Thank you all! This was basically my thoughts when I saw this. This is a kit put together not fit for a final year project! What problem does it even tackle? It doesn’t carry a sensor so you cannot do anything but fly it! This isn’t baby steps; this is backward steps. Let us stop celebrating mediocrity.

long live my bro more sense to your sense.

Wiseandtrue:
I don't know oooooo for others but for me living in a house a landlord reside is my last option!

No how no how, them go see fault shall

A landlord like number 5 is very rear and a testimony especially in Nigeria

my father is number 5 water is free, you don't pay NEPA bills and access to his farm