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Food / Re: Stir-fry Noodles Nigerian Style. by StanleyOnline: 6:15am On Oct 03, 2022
Business / Re: My 4 Bank Accounts Restricted by StanleyOnline: 6:14am On Oct 03, 2022
Mynd44
Seun lalasticlala please. I need your assistance to get more views.
Business / Re: My 4 Bank Accounts Restricted by StanleyOnline: 6:14am On Oct 03, 2022
MrPADDY:
The four accounts in four different banks cannot just be frozen without financial impropriety. Check your records for anyone you had financial dealing and dispute in the past who must have reported the case to the law enforcement agency, and see how you can draw out a settlement plan. Otherwise, send your lawyer to the bank for details.
Thanks
Romance / Re: Help!!!, I'm so much On Pressure To Chat Her...I can't resist no more. by StanleyOnline: 8:22pm On Sep 27, 2022
Stallionhorse:
Omo! Thats how I was doing that self respect stuff with a girl.. For three moths we no chat, no be person tell me say I be mumu now we are talking an vibing like mad.. We don even plan fucck date.. Omo! No pride when u want chop kpekus

So you make yourself a simp/ clown because you wan Bleep kpekus?
Romance / Re: Help!!!, I'm so much On Pressure To Chat Her...I can't resist no more. by StanleyOnline: 8:19pm On Sep 27, 2022
Moneyboyz:
Hehe, I don't remember the last time someone said yes to me.
That's what you get while waiting for approval.

Tell her you like her.
Take her out on a date to some nice restaurant (crowded ones like those in Ikeja shopping mall).
Give her a good time and then second date should be at your house.
From there you will off her pant and you all have started dating.

Also it's very wrong to propose relationship to someone over the phone, it's not mature, makes you look like a scared little boy.

Real GS say it face to face, make sure you dress nice and looking good, not trying to impress, be in charge.

My advice is not for broke guys. If you are looking for love without money involved skip the second advice, hopefully it works for you.

If she no gree off pant nko?

You must have succeeded in wasting your funds.

There are girls that will jump at dates for free food and drinks.

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Food / Re: Stir-fry Noodles Nigerian Style. by StanleyOnline: 8:10pm On Sep 27, 2022
Shaggyswang:
I've been thinking of making Pho. Maybe I'll give this one a try first
Career / Re: My 9 Months Experience As A Non-Tech Remote Worker In Nigeria by StanleyOnline: 7:58pm On Sep 27, 2022
pocohantas:


Their personal problem. It won’t stop the next paycheck.



Many people think it is only tech bros and sis that make it in freelance. I also saw a Nigerian HR personnel charging $45/hr. I saw another lawyer at almost $100/hr. I have not seen many tech people, but I know they are there sha.

What services could the lawyer have been offering?

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by StanleyOnline: 7:30pm On Sep 27, 2022
IgiveLadiesBj:

What do you mean by this statement? So because they didn't patronize you they shouldn't come here to complain?

If you want people to patronize you. Advertise your self here and open the Trade on Binance make them click your Binance Ad.

It seems you will be a good contributor to sexuality telegram grp. Are you im the group?
Crime / Re: Video Where Lady Killed By Chinese Lover Predicted Her Death Goes Viral by StanleyOnline: 7:41am On Sep 27, 2022
Uptheante:

Southern men & Chinese men no be the same thing

Are you on NAIRALAND sexuality telegram?

You look like you will make a good contributor to the group...
Crime / Re: Video Where Lady Killed By Chinese Lover Predicted Her Death Goes Viral by StanleyOnline: 7:15am On Sep 27, 2022
Uptheante:

Southern men & Chinese men no be the same thing

Are you on NAIRALAND sexuality telegram?

You look like you will make a good contributor to the group.
Health / Re: How Do You Tell Her "Your Toto Dey Smell"? by StanleyOnline: 6:34am On Sep 27, 2022
TotoNaRubber:
I'm going to be as blunt as possible. This issue has been in existence for a long time, hygiene is important but most girls do not know how to look after themselves, they dress well outside but inside is something else.

This brings the question how do you tell her politely "Babe, your toto dey smell" without sounding offensive.
This mainly occurs among girls that you randomly start dating or the ones that claim not to be doing olosho work.


Are you on telegram for sexuality section guys?
Business / Re: My 4 Bank Accounts Restricted by StanleyOnline: 12:07pm On Sep 26, 2022
Ulforex:
Avoid going to the bank..
Due to the fact it was 4 banks restricted

Okay
Business / Re: My 4 Bank Accounts Restricted by StanleyOnline: 6:06am On Sep 26, 2022
timitayo77:

Remember, the OP said 4 of his banks have been restricted. Not just bank accounts, but 4 different banks. Your circumstance with just one bank account doesn't fit the comparison.

Yes, 4 banks.

Please seun, mynd44 lalasticlala help me. I am getting depressed because of this issue.

I don't really know how to tackle this now.
Business / Re: My 4 Bank Accounts Restricted by StanleyOnline: 6:03am On Sep 26, 2022
Earthstorms:


In my opinion, when they say come to the bank, it means come let us hand you over to the law enforcement agency that asked us to restrict your account.

If you go, you will be arrested. Your constitutional right to be brought before a judge within 48 hours will be violated and you will be held for a longer time than stipulated by the constitution.

Don't go there, send only your lawyer to inquire why your account was restricted. It is illegal to restrict your account without a court order, but efcc routinely flout the law and restrict people's accounts without a court order and without any prior investigation.

Go there and you will be arrested, then they will start investigation after taking your statement. Welcome to Nigeria.

I am really worried.

I don't even know where to start
Phones / I Mistakenly Deleted My Whatsapp Database. It Contains My Biz History. by StanleyOnline: 5:48pm On Sep 18, 2022
I mistakenly deleted my WhatsApp database under phone memory.

I need help please. I will lose a lot if I can't retrieve this now.
Please help.
Travel / Re: No Sign Indicating 'One Way' On Oworonshoki Road by StanleyOnline: 1:55pm On Sep 16, 2022
Whobedatte:

The street is not one way . When coming from akowonjo road , instead of going turning in front of the filling station opposite the UBA bank so you don't get to egbeda bus stop due to yellow buses and korope plying that route (traffic) , there is a demarcation say 20 meters , some cars enter the other lane of the road which is actually a one way traffic to enter Daramola street and beat egbeda bus stop traffic

Oh i understand now
Travel / Re: No Sign Indicating 'One Way' On Oworonshoki Road by StanleyOnline: 1:42pm On Sep 16, 2022
Whobedatte:

Na police dey there ,highest na 3k you Roger them and they leave you .
Do you know the one way signal is very small and it is hidden under tree leaves ?
There is another one which disgusts me , there is a street called Daramola along AKOWONJO road beside a filling station called first Royal , LASTMA officials hide behind a shop at the entrance of the street when coming from D dems at AKOWONJO road , the place is dark and they hide behind the shop waiting for one way drivers thereby neglecting their primary responsibility of regulating traffic
Very useless people

You mean the street is one way?
Travel / Re: No Sign Indicating 'One Way' On Oworonshoki Road by StanleyOnline: 1:40pm On Sep 16, 2022
Shoodboi:


These ones are worse. The Dopemu bridge becomes one-way at 3 pm. You cannot go from Akowonjo to Dopemu anymore but can go from Dopemu to Akowonjo. There is a sign there but it is hidden behind a tree. Most drivers will miss it and even the few that don't will only notice it after climbing the bridge. Yet, those LASTMA and traffic officers will stay at the top or end of the bridge waiting to arrest innocent drivers that default that law.

Are you serious about this?
Travel / Re: Why Do Nigerians Abroad Stay Several Years Without Visiting Home For Once by StanleyOnline: 8:18am On Sep 16, 2022
Eriokanmi:
Computerised auto alignment and balancing centre

Oh

Like he employed engineers?

Or he is an engineer himself?
Travel / Re: Why Do Nigerians Abroad Stay Several Years Without Visiting Home For Once by StanleyOnline: 6:08am On Sep 16, 2022
Eriokanmi:
That's for those doing shady business. They'd face their comeuppance one day, leave those ones. There are many legit business you couid do and you'd be fine. I was picked up by a taxi driver at Thamesmead in 2026, a day after Donald trump won the US election. I was returning home from the UK. The taxi guy, a yorubaman like me but I didn't notice until we got to the central area of London. He just turned on his car cd player and I started hearing Barri wonder's song. I smiled and said, egbon( meaning brother) so you're yoruba but speaking phonę and looking like jamo( Jamaican). He was surprised too cos i didn't speak a word when he arrived. He knew where I was going after booking the taxi online so i just entered his car and he zoomed off.

In short, we started talking. He asked me same question you're asking when I asked him to consider coming back home to invest. He said...what business can one invest in sef, cos he's not been home for decades and he has no relations in Nigeria anymore, not even parents. I told him the business my friend was into. He had auto garage in lagos and soon to open the abuja office. He was so happy to hear that. I also told him he could come , do a kind of feasibility studies employ, stay a while and go back. He doesn't have to stay put here. He heeded my advice. He has 3 auto garage outlets today. One in lagos, one in phc and another one in abuja. See those oil and gas guys throng his garage in phc. I don't want to mention a popular politician here, a senator who is also among his customers he's a lover of cars. He had porch cars, very expensive. He can only trust his computerised auto garage for his fleet of cars. The sharp man included a baking station in those garages where cars can be painted and baked. He also added car paint lines to it. The last time we spoke, he's considering relocating here, to face it squarely cos he's doing well. He told me he'd include tyre business to it also, cos there are some expensive cars that can't use anyhow tyre. He's also considering automatic self care car wash. Imagine.

What do u mean by auto garage?

Car sales stand?
Business / My 4 Bank Accounts Restricted by StanleyOnline: 7:18am On Sep 15, 2022
I woke up 5 days ago and discovered that I couldn't do mobile transfer on my GTB Account.

The error message was "null"

I thought it was network issue.

I waited for the next 24 hours, same error, I tried Access bank and saw that my account was restricted.
No reasons were given.


I sent a mail to customer care and they responded that I should visit the branch.

I called on phone, same response.

One man heard it and said I shouldn't go there without a lawyer that I might be arrested.


But I have done anything fishy with the accounts although I receive transfers a lot due to the nature of my business.

Please I need suggestions and advice on what to do.

I am worried.

Thanks.

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