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fredosky111:
Iam interested,can you take 35? My location is Iortyaveralfred@gmail.com

iPhone 5s. hehehe

Bwaal:
Sometimes you have idle fund left in your bitcoin wallet
Fund ranging from 0.25 - 1.50$ which you consider useless because no exchanger will buy such small amount but using Nairabits App I think every kobo counts.
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And get 10% bonus on your first Recharge



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Available on google play store soon

u requested for iPhone 5s from mikkys thread. i have one clean one. bought brand new. barely one year old
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16gb

dmostcheerful:
I have one with 3million for sale at #300,000

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2law:
help me

i will sell my iPhone5s to you for 40k.

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BLoomfrancs:
So there's this woman whom I know from teaching her son as a home tutor. She just said to me that there's a vacancy in ECOWAS where a bilingual officer is wanted on part-time wif a tax-free annual salary of 15,000 dollars which means a monthly pay of 1,250 dollars per month and that's approximately 393,750 naira every month.

She broke this news to me because she thought I could speak French fluently but nah I lost interest in the language after highschool. So for the offer not to go by without someone I know getting the position I told the woman to give me time that I know of someone who is perfect for the job.

Then here comes the part of the girl wif name Nneoma—not her real name.
We went to the same P school and she got admitted to a reputable Uni in the east. Her course, linguistics.
So in order to tell her about the job, I sent her a friend's request buh after some days of waiting I got no notification whether she accepted me or not and at my facebook page where I have my sent requests, I checked and to my astonishment I saw nothing.
Then to be sure I wasn't mistaken I searched her name again and on her profile the “add friend” button happen to have disappeared. That moment I didn't even know what happened to me; I was totally shocked thinking about why she had just blocked me.
Oh was she thinking I was trying to befriend her?
Otherwise wtf did she block me for.
Wif no other option left I said to myself nna mehn see person wey I wan help dey form big girl fer me when my girlfriend is like 10times more beautiful than she is and even more intelligent.
So I went back to the woman and told her she should give the job to another person.
So this is it my people wah do y'all think? Drop your comments.

Meanwhile
The girl when thinking she has blocked me not knowing she blocked 393,725 naira per month..
Me:

is it still available

YungRichG1:
. Pm me

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thepussyhunter:
yeah bro we most certainly can

sorry but that'd be tomorrow
wanna sleep now no vex abeg

bro I still Dey await u

[quote author=Lukgaf post=59193473]Great Nairalanders,

The issue of Electricity in this blessed country has been my great concerns especially in the area I found myself. Even, they hardly give 30 minutes power in some places and it is not an overstatement that many places have Electricity only when they (NEPA or PHCN or Distribution Companies or what is their name called) want to distribute Electricity bills. This is annoying a times.

I called a Master in China who said he has experienced uninterrupted power supply since he got there since 3 months ago.


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Essentials1:
Place an advert (a sponsored post) for just #10,000 and reach over 100,000 people

compared to other sites like nairaland and Facebook (which is the cheapest advertising platform)... It would take you about #80,000 to get to this much people, but you can get it at a lower price..

Leave a comment

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YungRichG1:
50k im in warri lets deal tomoro cash if everytin is fine

very clean iPhone 5s available in Benin.
if you can come pickup
whatsapp me

thepussyhunter:
Okay people its the birth day of one of nls loyal members and diaryland's cutest, smartest, funniest, etc..........(go read her diary and you'll see yourself using other positive adjectives to describe her...........thats why i said etc.................you'll find the others yourself after reading it )

She goes by the name sleekyshuga

y'all should join me in wishing her a happy birthday plus all the greatest things in life

do enjoy your day dear

bro please can we talk on whatsapp

thepussyhunter:
As simple (and almost irrelevant) this question is, many people do not know the answer to it,................they do not know who a "man" is...........

Many atimes when ladies are asked what they think on who a man is they usually start gushing about some crap on how he should look, act and other shiiiiiiiii.............


this question was asked on a facebook page and all dem ladies and a few guys gave answera like

a man is any guy who is determined, loving and caring

a man is the head of a family

a man is a human who the head of a home, one who is well established, who is loving too

a man is a self made guy who depends on no one

a man is one who is courageous and can lead his woman in a good loving way

a man is one who has good qualities and has the interest of his loved ones at heart

a man is the bread winner and a loving caring undestanding figure that helps support his love ones in any way possible

a man is one who is hardworking, focused in life and lives up to the male gender

a man is a specie of the male gender who were created to dominate other living things

a man is the older and more mature version of a guy etc....................





I know most of us believe at least one or all of the above is the definition of a man.....................well if thats what you think, you're wrong just they all are wrong.....

If they're wrong then "who really is a man?

The Pussyhunter kenyan dictionary 45th edition gives the answer







Man:
noun

"the older version of the male gender and any human being who has got a FUNCTIONING dick"




yep thats right.............a man is any being who has got a functioning peterson (peterson here being a PEN1S)

meaning if you have never
woken up with a morning erection,

you dick has never risen or at least nod at the sight of a beautiful (or perharps unclad) lady ,

your deek can only stand for 1min or less,

you've got no dick at all
etc......you are not a man



if this is the answer to the question "who is a man", then the answers those ladies and guys gave on facebook is to what?.................

Those above alerged definitions of a man are the defintions of a "REAL MAN"..............................................................yes having a functioning dick certifies the fact that you're a man but it doesnt make you a real man...................................

A real man is the combination of all the affore mentioned definitions




He ( a real man) is one who has got purpose in life, one who is focused and determined, one who is loving, caring, understanding, and has the interest of his loved ones at heart..................he is hardworking and he is the head of the home................most of all "he is the bread winner of the home and family (in essence his loved ones)"

in all, it is the responsibilty of the man to be loving caring understanding hardworking and to be able to protect, lead and provide for "all" his "love ones"..............(guess you get the point cos i aiint gonna spell any shiiiiiii out to any shiiiiiii )..........




by..........
......your less favourite kenyan dude
..........................thepussyhunter

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koliteoriks:
Drop your Dials or message me on whatsapp +2347089866769 to get added

Add me
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Needed Asap.

Me ayam here to read comments joor

Jobs!!
Where are the jobs,when for lack of jobs I sought to become a housemate in an upcoming reality tv show(LABOUR room tv show) from 2nd sept 2017.
I repeat oh jobs where are thou?

[quote author=fuckingAyaya post=58890223]waiting concern them and recession[

They we're in recession too o/quote]

Wow even in this recession?

Jeff Bezos

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40304535


Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has overtaken Bill Gates to become the world's richest person, worth $91.4bn (£70bn).
A 2.5% rise in Amazon shares on Thursday means Mr Bezos's wealth has now eclipsed the Microsoft co-founder by $1.4bn, according to Forbes .
Mr Bezos, 53, owns about 17% of the shares in Amazon, whose value has now exceeded $500bn.
The online retailer reports second quarter results after Wall Street closes on Thursday.
For the first three months of this year Amazon's sales jumped 23% to $35.7bn. The company expects a rise of 16% to 24% for the quarter to June.
In recent years Mr Bezos has focused on his Blue Origin space rocket business and the Washington Post newspaper, which he bought in 2013.
Soaring technology stocks have fuelled huge growth in the worth of entrepreneurs such as Mr Bezos and Facebook founder Mark Zuckberberg, 33, who is now worth $72.6bn according to Forbes.
Here are five things you may not know about Mr Bezos:
1. His spending is rocketing
Earlier this year Mr Bezos paid $23m for an old textile museum in Washington DC. Once it's converted to a family home, the Bezos family will be near neighbours in the exclusive neighbourhood with the Obamas, as well as Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner.
At least that's what the Washington Post reported, a reliable source presumably since Mr Bezos bought the paper in 2013 with $250m of his own money.
The Bezos family also has homes in Seattle and Beverly Hills, but expenditure on property pales into insignificance compared to Mr Bezos's foremost passion: rocket science.
Mr Bezos says he is selling about $1bn of Amazon stock every year to fund Blue Origin, the project he has founded to develop commercial space travel.
2. He is generous with bananas
It was Mr Bezos's idea to start giving away bananas to passers-by in Amazon's home town of Seattle - a generous gesture, especially since about 4,500 people reportedly take up the offer every day. But when it comes to philanthropy that is still peanuts compared to his peers.
While he and his family have given millions to good causes, Mr Bezos has been criticised for not doing enough. He doesn't splash out for non-profits on the scale that Bill Gates, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and others do, and is yet to join the 169 of his wealthy peers who have pledged to give away half their personal fortune.
But last month Mr Bezos appeared to be toying with new ideas in the philanthropic sphere.
He tweeted a request for suggestions as to how he could give money away that would have an impact "here and now" - a kind of next-day-delivery philanthropy.
It remains to be seen which proposals - ranging from libraries to tech talent in Africa - have caught his imagination.
3. His brother is the real hero
Good causes are already very much the domain of Jeff's brother Mark Bezos. He switched from a career in advertising to work for the New York based anti-poverty organisation Robin Hood.
In a 2011 TED talk Mark Bezos relates how, attending his first fire as a volunteer, he was keen to show what he was made of. But someone else was asked to brave the smouldering building to rescue the owner's puppy.
Mark was given the less glamorous task of finding her a pair of shoes. But she was still extremely grateful.
He draws this lesson: if you have something to give, however small, do it now.

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still raining here...

mtis:
Thanks man but am this crazy guy who loves technology but avoids social thingy alot...But one of this days a'll bootup an reconnect to the social world an that day my friend w'll chat like nothing...btw i think its not wise to post ya number here please....anyway thanks alot

bro i need your help.
i need to talk to you
text me then

Good morning Nairalanders Here in Edo state; Benin city the sky have poured incessantly for four days. I called my siblings and discovered its raining at ibadan too.
Is it raining in your area? Tell us the place and duration
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