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counta23:
Hello,

I want to give out my dog for adoption.

Location: Abuja
Gender: Female

Just gave out her puppies and want to let her go too.

I can't afford to keep dogs anymore for now.

If you're interested...

T&C applies.

Very much interested...how can I reach you pleaseeeeeee +2348129221411

EISDigital:
You can import this product and make millions.

One of the most important step in Mini-Importation is choosing the right product.

If you pick the wrong product, then you have dug yourself a pit that will be difficult to get out of. On the other hand, if you pick the right product, then success will come much easier and faster.

By the way, have you seen my previous post. It's a free video tutorial on How to find Hot Selling products.

Check it out here: https://www.nairaland.com/4758580/free-video-tutorial-showing-how

Back to the product on focus, I've made a video showing you the product and indices to show the product is still selling. In the video you also see how the product has made 40 Million Naira in pure PROFITS for a seller in Nigeria here. To get the video, I will have to send you the link for FREE. Indicate your interest with your email address so I can send you the link for FREE.

Who knows? It might just be the product you need to start your journey to Mini-importation business.

I remain your Market Research Guy

PS: I had to modify the Topic so as to let people know the time frame in which the profit was made. Results differ from Seller to Seller as marketing strategies differs. In the video you will also see a seller that made 3 million naira in profits in a time frame of 8 months. When I send the link, I attach a Google trend shot that shows the product is still in demand. It is up to you to dig further to see if you want to import it. Market Analysis shows the product will always be in trend at least for now.

esezoborsly@gmail.com

Kiddinpoh:
Hello All,

I have a newly created upwork account for sale.

Please drop your number and I will contact you if interested.

Thanks

Issit approved? 08129221411

jksxxxx:
10month 3 female capable of laying but can't hash ..location warri delta state price 20k each

R dis still available

DaddyNimo:
yes I'm actually married and if my wife should tell me such, I'll take it as a joke and condemn it at moment never to be mentioned again. I don't just feel the need to lie I won't send to her and den keep sending and my wife finds out...mistrust will come in and kasala will burst again.

Gd one sir

DaddyNimo:
you wanna build your home on lies?

Are you married sir?
Bkos i think nothing beats peace of mind.
Moreover; words can be tweaked to give another meaning sir.

I wouldn't want to banter words with my wife over my mum,
And wouldn't want to leave my mom uncared for!!!


So;
Send Mom money y trying to mediate btw Dem!


I wouldn't definitely set my home on fire because I want to be straight forward.
Life isnt black and white sir; dia r many grey areas.

My reply
Haba baby what did my mum do again na, let's talk wen we get back home.
It's bin a while I sent mama money.

Meanwhile me few minutes later...

Mummy I just sent u 200k don't show anybori u hear
Even my wife oh
Dey chop am small small u hear
Ground no level again oh u hear
Hide d money oh


Meanwhile at home;
Baby I promise until u work out tins with my mom
Henceforth I won't send her Kobo




All smiles


And we all live happily ever after....

Emmerich09:
Silent readers.... I need ur comments o it just feels like am the only one here, any questions you are free to ask.... Don't be a stranger...

I must confess you wrote beautifully and you would make a good playwright!!.
You should have ended earlier and bowed out more gracefully!!.
Anywaysssss
Awesome job....
I follow Dem go Instagram too oooooo....
Kudos to u n ur goon!!
Best of life in advance...
From
An Avid Reader.

kemzy036:
A corps member is currently battling for survival after he was allegedly assaulted, yesterday, at the Kaduna State NYSC Orientation Camp (Black Gold Camp).

The corper, set to complete his service next month, had been appointed to the brigade band to train the current corps members. However, at the end of the parade, he excused himself and was planning to leave when a female soldier stopped him and said he couldn’t go.

He allegedly tried to explain to the soldier that he had to leave, as he is not bounded by the camp rules, but the soldier started harassing him. A male soldier later joined his colleague and kicked the corper, who fell and landed awkwardly on his head. The soldier was said to have pulled him up with his belt, raised him high and dropped him, making him faint immediately.

The victim was then rushed to the camp clinic, where preliminary assessment showed that he broke his neck in the process. He was later rushed out of the camp to a clinic and it’s being rumored that he is now between life and death.
http://www.nairafame.com/2018/09/kaduna-corper-battling-for-life-after.html

L

May God grant him quick recovery.
In this life you must just protect your own life, either by fleeing from trouble ( in this case avoiding this incidence by obeying) or when you disobey you have to be seen fighting!!!!!


You just remain placid and man like you lift you and quench you!!!!!
Kaiii

You should be seen struggling to survive! Fightttttt

Beautiful mind and its not a movie
,It's a seasonal jaarey

dewale1234:
At the moment, we stopped due to marketing issues... Dealing with those women is very frustrating and they see you as their cash cow that they can milk...
We left it for the pods to come out so we can sell the pods (though) we still don't know how to get the market for it
The pods are coming out now

I am interested....
I will buy all your pods
+2348063152970

Uka agbasogo


Make una dey Waka go house

And I am here to end this thread

Thread of life indeed; for what is dead can never die, and what is lifeless can never rule.

nyekason:
My first supplier don't have enough fowls again, so am looking for where to get local fowls at very cheap price again. If you are a local fowl farmer indicate here let's do real business, or if you know where I can get it at cheap price please kindly tell me or give me contact. Matured local fowls please.

+2348063152970

futuregovernor:
A fourth night ago, I met a beautiful damsel in a stripers club around FESTAC town. I asked fellow nairalanders how I can change her from been a striper,I was courage to invited her over. She arrived my home around 11am this morning, is Sunday morning and I hardly cook,she complained of hunger considering the fact that she is coming from mainland. Bought noodles for her,she was glad. TIME TO TALK,told her about my intention to change her from that job,she asked me what I can offer and accommodation......,told her we can't stay together, that I have a sales rep job for her and the pay is 40k with accomadtion and we could go meet up the lady in her house,to my big surprise, she said NO,asked her why? Hear her,I can't do a 40k job bcs I am a big girl, so 40k can't pay my bills. That I should help introduced her to big guys in Island,she is ready to stop the job if only she can get big guys that will be paying her for sex. I try persuading her,but she refused, told her I wanna go watch Arsenal match,she asked me for sex and 5k,told her no but I will give her 8k for her trip back to mainland. She asked if I was dating,that we should just be in a relationship and she immediately make some move,but I insisted I do not Bleep ashy,and I will never try it. That was how our meeting ended, have told her to think about my offer again. Meanwhile, I am glad I try my best. Thanks fabs. Happy Sunday

Ahaaaa
She is a good ashewo sef
If na bad one ehn...she for millk u by raising a false alarm...

Rabbitkingdom:
A what?? Animal farmer?? And u said all those craps!? You are wrong on soo many levels, d worse of em is u thought u rare animals.. I rare turkey, broiler, rabbit, n goat all in managable small scale for years. Pls before you misdirect anybody with your ideas i think its important to point out these factors.. But before i do I'll correct you on some facts... By #5k i bliv u are talking from the price of frozen foods cuz if not I'll have to ask u in d most polite manner to keep quiet, pls take note of these rather than return to comment more trash, take note for the purpose of those u plan to boast to again.. ... First n formost a matured turkey is 6 months old for local n foreign 8 months old, rabbits can breed at four months but fully mature in 5.. 2nd- adult turkey costs as much as 8k-13k, 5k turkey is just a few weight more from agric chicken... Nobody will buy dat for meat purpose, third they dont reproduce as quick n as much as rabbits, rabbits can give birth 8-10 times yearly n each time gives birth to as much as 8-14 babies ehich means u could get 60 surviving kids frm a rabbit yearly,. Cost of feeding a turkey frm chick to adult costs btwn 3-5k, each, while rabbits costs 2k or less, good matured rabbit breeds are expensive verries frm 13k-22k... Because u kno nothing about rabbit dosent mean you shouldnt give others the opportuinity to learn.. A lot of pple are leaving broilers for rabbit just so u kno.. N one more thing.. OP if you intend to go for birds den do btoilers not turkey... Pple breed turkey for xmas n like i said u need 6months for full maturity, after xmas the price usually drops down 30% because den everybody returns to frozen food... Soo before u let somebody without necessary knowledge dciv u its better u do ur research.... There are a lot of farms in lagos n ibadan to visit if ur unsure..

Now bact to the facts...
There are factors to consider before going into livestock.. Factors farmers neglect n end up at loss.. Make research, visit farms, am on a couple watsapp groups id av love to share but am off watsapp atm.. but u can talk to my cuz "prof" his number is on my signature..

Bin wondering how best to answer u?

I didn't ask for opinions,I am not selling anything, and I am not even trying to prevent d op. From buying from u.
And u come online, mention me and type with vex....


Anyways,
I don't see how this conversation is benefiting me,and I cannot argue with you....lol.
Besides,
Whatever you say, or try to incite my vex......



Lastlast shikpoooom!!
Op won't give neither u or me!,so why couldn't u respond without hate,anger or with venom!.


I used my data,my account,my experience, my time to write for free....loll


And u say I shud shutup!!!! And u r d king!!!!




Osheyyyy...baddest!!

Op
Abeg farm whatever u want to farm.
Rabbit farmer no vess kwantinue d farming.



And when ur deep freezer is full with rabbits like my own.....I would show u how to sundry d rabbits...




Lolllllllllllllllll

[quote author=Rabbitkingdom post=70829881]A what?? Animal farmer?? And u said all those craps!? You are wrong on soo many levels, d worse of em is u thought u rare animals.. I rare turkey, broiler, rabbit, n goat all in managable small scale for years.


Bin wondering how best to answer u?

I didn't ask for opinions,I am not selling anything, and I am not even trying to prevent d op. From buying from u.
And u come online, mention me and type with vex....


Anyways,
I don't see how this conversation is benefiting me,and I cannot argue with you....lol.
Besides,
Whatever you say, or try to incite my vex......



Lastlast shikpoooom!!
Op won't give neither u or me!,so why couldn't u respond without hate,anger or with venom!.


I used my data,my account,my experience, my time to write for free....loll


And u say I shud shutup!!!! And u r d king!!!!




Osheyyyy...baddest!!

Op
Abeg farm whatever u want to farm.
Rabbit farmer no vess kwantinue d farming.



And when ur deep freezer is full with rabbits like my own.....I would show u how to sundry d rabbits...




Lolllllllllllllllll

Remember just telling you this in an office would cost you consultation fee.
Go get your wife back sir.....

Whatever you bought for kegel practice would not realign a torn vagina.....



Abeg epp ursef
Imagine u never mentioned u sought medical help....

Friends/and Nairalanders for such serious issue as ur marriage!!!!!!!!



Sighs
Deep sighs....

Walks away!

GreatDad19:
Hello NLander

I created this account because I choose to remain anonymous, as this is a touchy subject.

My wife and I have been married for a few years. When I first met my wife she was absolutely perfect. I had no complaints and everything was intact. I’m a very understanding man and i know the changes that a woman’s body goes through. After giving birth to our baby girl two years ago, my wife’s vagina has not been the same. I do not feel any kind of sensation when we are intimate and I have been suffering for the past two years. Her vagina walls are not intact at all, and I didn’t expect this especially as we only have one child. I do not feel anything at all, and I’ve just been managing. I don’t want to indulge in masturbation to please myself. My wife is a young woman of 29 and I don’t know what to do.

I have tried to google the remedies and possibly give her hints but nothing has worked. I cannot come to tell her directly as my wife is a very sensitive woman, and she will probably begin to feel insecure which I do not want. I just do not enjoy sex with her any longer and by Gods Grace I have not cheated. But the thoughts have been coming into my mind as I’m beginning to feel frustrated, please do not judge. I still want to have more children with my wife, but considering the effects that one child has had on her vagina, I do not want to even think about that. I love my wife, but this issue is killing me. It’s making me resentful towards her. Please any solutions?

Thanks.
Cc. Lalasticlala

Dear sir,
I am responding to this based on the new thread you created.
Did u seek medical advise; Nairaland isn't a HOspital.

There are alot of 12 yrs old who sit behind a rubber band soldered Java phones to dish advise (s)


Really!!!!!


Nothing beats a woman more than a mere reference to her body; let alone stating that her vagina is loosened!!!! Damnit; it would take her yearrssss to recover from the mental inferiority complex u just created.


Best advice;
Be on d begging side sir.



Woo her to see a Dr with you.


Usually some women sustain vaginal tear during delivery and this might go unnoticed, after healing the gape would be easy to notice during coitus....it can be painlessly repaired in 10minutes with less than 4k


Would u risk 4k, begging ur wife with marrying a new one entirely...


U can go for vaginal tightening creams too..


But my best advice is to go to a hospital for proper vaginal examination and possible repair.
Thanks

greatnaija01:
lol.... yab all you want... it wont make you better today or tomorrow... it will only make you the same small minded dude you have always been.


enjoy your casket brain

If
I was yabbing you!!
You for don dey cry.

Me small minnnded!!!!


At least I am celebrating a successful youth and you are hating.

Kwantinu in d envy!!!!
Lastlast u wee jealouse ur own face in d mirror.
Kwantinue



U better loosen on d bitterness, jealousy and envy.
Learn to celebrate Success!
So u wud be celebrated someday too.

another babymama will come out


Lolll



Possibly

If I was yabbing you!!
You for don dey cry.

Me small minnnded!!!!


At least I am celebrating a successful youth and you are hating.

Kwantinu in d envy!!!!
Lastlast u wee jealouse ur own face in d mirror.
Kwantinue



U better loosen on d bitterness, jealousy and envy.
Learn to celebrate Success!
So u wud be celebrated someday too.

Hahaha

Maybe or maybe not...

Madam chioma is in power!

greatnaija01:
its NOT bad belle.... IF IT WOULD MAKE YOU RICH THEN WHERE IS YOUR BLOG LINK... olodo.

YOU CAN BE GREATER THAN ANY OF THE CELEBRITIES but you will never be celebrated for celebrating a celebrity....

MAKE YOUR LIFE COUNT FOR YOUR CHILDRENS' SAKE...

Bad belle faya u den

Or u prefer thunder.....


Olodo

[quote author=Newsloft post=70775897]Ftc [/quote

Send your akkant number to the relevant authority for ur 100dollars prize money.

greatnaija01:
why not MIND YOUR BUSINESS..... focusing on davido will not make you better or wiser or even richer.

He has made it already, so you should focus on making your own name printed on the hearts of people.

Bad belle kee u dia....
Learn to celebrate people ogbeni

And yes;
Minding peoples business can make u rich...

Some people are just born to shine joor!!
Davido the newly crowned richest Nigerian Corper have being on/in the news for a looking time now.

Constantly taking the fans by surprise!.
What do you think would be Davidos next hot move on camp!!!!!


Mine:
1) He would turn Nysc anthem into a hot song and make a billion dollars from it
2) He could marry Chioma during Service
3) He would give up service and force the government to raise allawee orlead a 100,000 corpers march to Abuja.


Add your own predictions.,....



Cc
Lalasticlala
Seen
Mynd44

NickMarveyGroup:
Seriously some girls can really be mean. I was in a fast food restaurant and a guy came in with a girl on a date.

They sat down and ordered food (half chicken with chips and salad 2 plates which cost N3,500 each.

The boy ate his meal wells and finished his chicken real good, but guess what the girl did not even eat up to half of the chicken and she said she was okay.

When they were about leaving I was thinking the girl would at least ask for a take away pack so you goes with the chicken because it was big ooo. But she just called the waiter and asked them to clear the table.

I could feel the pain in the guys face but obviously he had to hold himself so he paid and they just left.

Guys if it was you what will you do?

See ehn
It's eida u ignore such act...

Or u carry her untouched chicken and chop it


The truth is ; no one cares

Your money
Your confidence


That chicken u abandoned based on fact that people r looking at u,or d waiteress is eyeing u!!!
My broda,dey will fight for it at d back after packing ur plate...

B dia
B forming

Ayemileto:
Thanks a lot Sirs.


I'm noting the advises and will do more research.

I will tell u as a kid bro

Don't do rabbitry especially if u might need d money later.
Selling is a Herculean task....


A turkey of 5000naira will produce more meat than 3rabbits.


Take dis from an experienced ex student hustler.....plus an experience animal farmer and a ruthless marketer