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Broken1985:
Nairalanders,

Please don't crucify me yet, just advise me please. Had to utilize a new moniker for this.

I got married last year June and by February 2024, I was transferred to another state for work. I was bored in the city and probably made a mistake. The girl stays in same hotel, and works for a bank, also on a course. So we started talking and one thing led to another. This girl had her phone on audio record the two times we got down and recorded all the audio of the shit we did.

My wife came visiting and of course I defined boundaries the moment wifey was around. A few days back I got high and dozed off, my wife got into my phone saw our chats. Her last chat to me, was regarding the audio. My wife followed through the convo and she sent two 24 minute audios.

Before I could wake, Wifey was already gone from the hotel. And when I checked my phone I saw a long epistle and screen shots of what happened. Now she has called my entire family, friends everybody I know. I am so ashamed of myself.

Is there anything I can do to have her back.
Can she ever forgive me.

I feel so bad having betrayed her.

Your wife doesn't love you
She doesn't respect you
She don't want the marriage
And she's fucking another guy.


Apologies but this is the truth!


She probably wanted out and you disgust her!


If not, habaaaaaa na

Jaycobbs:
She called your family, friends, colleagues... you'll never be able to win back the trust you lost. Even if you do, it won't be at the same level.

One very big issue staring you in the face is the long distance relationship you're having with your lawfully wedded wife. Either quit the job and find one closer to home, or arrange for your wife to live with you in the new location permanently, or for as long as the job requires.

Newlywed couple, y'all need to be spending as much time together as possible.

If your wife was around, you wouldn't have fallen into that trap. Make the move and make arrangements to always be together with your wife, show her your actions and she'll see you're serious about avoiding future temptations.

It won't be easy, but it's a first step.

If you're going to step out on your wife, at least do it with someone decent. I'm not condoning adultery, but nigga, if you missed the red flags in this your new side piece, then juggling multiple women is not for you because they'll probably both connive to kill you. You're better off remaining faithful to the Mrs.

"You got high"... Lol. Bro, is this the example you want to set for your kids? I don't know what got you high but as you can see, it probably doesn't have good effects, so maybe you should FVCKING GET RID OF THAT? I dunno.

You'll need to do a lot of begging. And the people who could have helped you might already be disappointed, so you may have to do most of the shii on your own. If you want her back, be ready to crawl.

There'll probably be lots of gifts, long talks, missed calls, and spending involved

Oh, and if she decides to revenge by cheating on you (who knows maybe you missed that red flag in your wife too), then don't complain because you set the ball rolling yourself.

Look for a male figure in her life she respects (pastor or something) and get them to set a meeting where you both talk.

If you want more couple's therapy, hmu.

If, against all odds, you're able to fix this, then keep your pants zipped, keep constant communication with your wife regardless of distance (you should make time to have at least thirty minutes to an hour of flirty, dirty conversation with your wife every day if you're separated by distance. This should keep the sexual spark in your marriage going), take steps to rid your mindset of cheating, and set up time to go for therapy with her to rebuild that trust you just casually threw away.

I like you bro

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The6thAustralia:
Last week Friday, I went out in high spirit hoping to get an interview right. It appears no matter how hard you read and prepare for interviews, there are still some questions that'll shake you.
I was asked if I saw two birds fighting in front of my house how do I solve that in relation to the story of a young boy struggling to make sense of a difficult world?.
I stretched my neck forward with a "sir". Not that I didn't hear him but It was hard to add the sentence all up.

The Oga repeated the question but this time slowly, "if you saw two birds fighting in front of your door how can you solve it in relation to the story of a young boy struggling to make sense of a difficult world"?

The question threw me off balance so I said I will chase the birds away so that they can stop fighting. In a split second I realized that was a funny short response.
Maybe I should have said I would go inside and bring some milet for the fighting birds. That would have even sounded more stupid.

In the question, there were two dominant VERBs or action which was "fighting" and "struggling". I should have centered my response on solving those two as a problem.
I suppose the birds were just a pseudonym for children.

When I left, I was so unsettled and worried that I should have nailed the interview and got the job because I really needed it.

While I was in the vehicle on my way home, I thought about checking up the question on Google to understand if I could have answered it better. Nothing like that was on there. But guess what, a young secondary school boy while trying to alight from the Taxi with his bag hit my phone and it feel face down.

It was a mistake and it could have fallen from my hand too. One must learn to over look and move on. I didn't want to hold him for the damage I felt that's the best way I could have handled the issue.
Oh by the way, It was a job interview at an orphanage home.

Firstly , it's as tho na hustle carry you to orphanage home.


The fact that you left out the kind of job speaks volumes!


Nevertheless, when next you are asked such a mundane question. Pause, take a deep breath and answer as slowly as possible.


I have answered questions in interviews that blew the minds of everyone. I will give you an example.


A Christian hospital once asked me if I was going to carry out an abortion at gunpoint!


Dammit! I needed a job, I couldn't lie, and my reputation was at stake. Guess what!
I said at gun point my life is at risk and to be fair,I would do everything to get out alive.
So, I would carry out a fake abortion using a vitamin-c pills instead of the real drugs.


Everyone was stunned at that response.



So my brother that was your chance to demonstrate serious empathy and emotional intelligence. No one answer would have being the best I tell you.

Janded42:
Hello guys.

I have been following the cassava thread in this section for some months now.

Now I decided to invest and farm cassava, but was discouraged by the cost estimate I got from the platform.

I'm actually working on three hectares for the start and see how it goes.


Now I can give a breakdown of my expenses.

Cost of renting 1hectr: #5000( five thousand naira)
Cost of clearing: I spent #15000( 15 thousand naira
The cost of help is #10 naira for one. How it works here is 400 heeps, after calculation, you will get #4000 but if you plead with the workers you might get lucky for #3000.

This is a practical breakdown.

I will share pictures of what I did today at the farmland.

I will keep you guys updated, have a nice day

Please state your location.

epainos:
Hmm!

In an ideal situation, collaboration is what Nigerians should leverage, but from previous experiences, Nigerians are nasty with collaborating with one another. The spirit of outwitting others is not uncommon among Nigerians. This spirit is the most active ingredient in Nigeria's spiritual food.

To do this successfully, the following people must be filled with God's spirit:

1. The coordinator
2. The managers of the birds.

These two groups of people must be very honest to make this work out.

Here are the expected outcomes for ordinary Nigerians:
1. They will manage it well and sell to people who did not contribute at market price, while telling lies about losing the birds. They can do anything to fabricate lies.

2. They might fight and then leave the farm. They do not care because they have not invested anything or very little.

3. They may develop an "I do not care" attitude during the project, allowing the birds to die. You will be surprised to learn that these same people are currently unemployed.

Nigerians see it as an opportunity that they must seize. If they fail people and do any of the aforementioned things, they make no fuss about it. It is no big deal. In fact, they believe they will be stupid if they do not seize this opportunity.

So, if you want this kind of arrangement to happen, how do you want to get godly people to manage the farm and deliver day-old chicks to farmers as scheduled. This is like a 2 to 3 years program. Can they be faithful to the end?

If this program is successful for like 1 year, believe me...most NL farmers will tap into it. But Naija...Hahaha... The devil has made their hearts his strategic planning rooms.

Smiles.
Let's do this

epainos:
OMG! How did I miss your point. Damn it. You meant that "like minds" could get together and pick a carton of parent stock to share. Yeah! Yeah! That's great. I mean, this is good.

Sure! We can try it out here. I have a better idea...we can open a WhatsApp group and them share ideas on how to run the breeding program. This is cool. I think it can work. It should.

This is brilliant.

Ten female breeders will produce approximately 55 eggs per week. With proper management, 50 broilers can be obtained. Also, if one can not meet the demands of managing 50 broilers per week, we will make arrangements with a hatchery and a marketer to assist in selling the ones we are not raising. Each team member sells one carton per week. One can expect to profit between $25 and $30,000. This is cool. And when one is ready to take the chicks for himself... that's it.

Brilliant!!!!

I think I will need only 5 members. We are already 2. Three more, and I am closing it. Shikena! And we move like a team members for years. We can roll layers, too. Also, ducks and turkeys. I am good to go.

Let's explore it. Let us explore the world of possibilities. Massive opportunities in front of us.

I think it is good we discuss this in the open first....now we can move to WhatsApp.

I will post about this tomorrow with a more detailed analysis and projections.

I am glad you have seen my point.
If you have just half of my zeal and desire.


We could be doing 100 digits profits in no time!

epainos:
Bro, let's roll everything here. If you have ideas...kindly share them here. I have shared everything I want to share here. Please, kindly add more if you have...I am.not a fan of private chat when I can network well with my posts here. Others can benefit from this, too.

You sounded as though you wanted like-minds to gather together.
Nonetheless, let's proceed.


What direction were you thinking?


I was thinking people can come together and pool funds for DOC parent stock and then share subsequently.

epainos:
Looks like poverty in Nigeria is hitting hard. Apart from this person who replied to me here, no one seems interested.

Anyway, I have decided to buy a carton parent chicks for now. So, I will have to make preparation for managing about 200 to 300 new chicks every week. I don't want to go this route, but it is the only option I think is available now. Paying above 400naira for broiler day old is crazy... not to talk of paying N950 and which might enter N1500 or N2000. Bola Tinubu has opened the border for poultry meat to enter Naija, so I am sure a greater percentage of the market share for local producers will reduce. Where is the gain if I have to buy N20k+ feed per bag, medications, and then pay above N1k for day old. There is no profit on it. So, I am going via this route.

The next request is that if you know how to do artificial insemination and you have enough experience, kindly reach out to me. I know even you that don't know about it will want to say you can do it. I will know if you are a wayo person. So, if you are sure of yourself, get in touch. Also, if you have experience with just managing parent stocks (not AI), get in touch with me too. I am open to even getting more parent stocks ...meaning, I can enter the hatchery business gradually at my pace. Please, I don't need you to buy me anything cos I can source for myself. So, keep off selling to me anything. I will discard you immediately. If you have suggestions, give me...I will look into it. If I need you to get it, I will ask you. So, anyone contacting me should remove his or her mind from making money from me crazily. I don't need you to approach me and start writing a N50 million incubator with another generator of N30million. I will just throw you away like a shitty paper. So. Get his straight. I want to start small...and grow at my pace. So, buzz off if your mission is to come import for me equipment. I can do that. Don't even go there. Your skill on parent breeders is what I need. That's all. You need an equipment, you tell me. Leave me to get my stuff. Don't interfere.

If you have experience with AI management of parents' stocks or with the natural mating of birds, kindly get in touch with me.

God bless!

Bro lets rubb minds on WhatsApp na.
I have conceived this idea so so much
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LearnITsmash:
One month ago I bought an LG 1.5HP Split AC from Fouani and they sold me a fake Air conditioner that came with a fake Polystar air conditioner remote control made in Nigeria and I have calling them for a refund or replacement which they refused to do. It means that they are selling fake products to customers and will never replace them or refund them if found out, so stay from fouani store or dealers as I have confirmed them to being fraudsters

Please be patient enough to trash this out with them
I bought an LG television from them and nil issues for three years

Spring2025:
People of God I just need your help on this issue. I can't bear it anymore. I'm a 35-year-old man with a bachelor's degree and plan to pursue my Masters degree in the US. I'm married with a kid and my wife is 25 and our son is 1. This year makes it two years after getting married to my wife.
I started with my wife peacefully until the day I expressed my interest in pursuing graduate program in the US, my wife accepted the idea readily and I was happy. However, just a day after I made my plans known to her she started disturbing me to apply to the US and jet out. It wasn't time because I plan to apply for Spring but she's all over me all the time. Next, was her attitude of not cooking again. She complain of stress even when I employed two sales assistant to help her in the Super Market where I opened a shop for her. So literally, my wife goes to shop and watch over our employees then come back home. I didn't mind. My wife stopped cooking, washing my clothes or even the kid's. I do the cooking and wash out baby's dresses. She yell at me for any mistake or misunderstanding.
But what pained me most that made started investigation on her was coming back home very late even hours after she must have closed from shop. My wife answers calls at odd hours and wouldn't want me to hear. I once came back home one Sunday unannounced and she left her phone charging in sitting room, a call came in and the me she saved it with was 'my joygiver' so I let her knew she had a call and pretended as if I saw nothing just to observe her, she declined to pick but went away with the phone.
The next day I went to the shop leaving my office early and discovered she wasn't in the shop so I asked the two sales assistants but they said madam always leave early. By this time the feelings in my instincts were becoming evident.
I decided to call her right there and pretended I was in the office and she told me she was in the shop. I confronted her then she laughed and said she came to visit a friend.
Few weeks ago, I decided to investigate her phone but I was skeptical of her password because she might have changed the one I know but luckily for me, she didn't. Men, to my greatest surprise I saw my wife cooking in another guy's kitchen while she dropped my kid who was crying without giving him attention. They kissed and romanced and did all they could, I was patient enough to bear it. I read her chats and discovered that she was telling the guy that I plan to go to the US so when I leave he will migrate to my house to have her in full. This is where I almost committed suicide.
I just need your advice, should I divorce her or let her be until my son is grown? I'm feeling the pain of this woman remaining in my house but on a second thought, my son. If I divorce her she may run away with my son because the kid is not old enough to leave with me only. My brothers please help advise me.

She obviously cannot wait to get rid of you.

Please for God's sake get rid of her legally. Poison is cheap oh

Obainoman6:
You were not wise and that wise couple have run you street, its a normal thing where i live mugu must always fall for guyman to chop.
Right now that wise couple will be enjoying the stuffs they bought from your shop while toasting with a cool bottle of wine and celebrating. Take your L peacefully.

Seun
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Please kindly look into this comment.
Kind regards

Freshtruth:
I am the Manager of a Hotel. There is this waitress that is also working at the hotel, very respectful and loyal. All the workers in the hotel respect me to the bone.

Until the same waitress keep hailing me when ever she come to my office she will say may may u are a very handsome guy o. During my off day I called her to a bar in my area cause that was her off day too. I bought her barbeque and holandia yourgut. We lodge an hotel room and she satisfy me well.

The next morning I told her we won't do this again that is wrong because am a married man she said no problem, since then this girl has been disrespecting me, she embarrass me in front of the supervisors. My supervisor got angry and told me to sack her or report her to the owner of the hotel. I told them I will handle the issue.

Pls advise me what to do pls.

If this Is a true story then this is what you should do.


She is already into you and the good sex you gave her is making her misbehave.


Secondly, shes like that parable *"hell has no fury like a woman scorned"



You need to use sweet mouth and hold her at bay or else she will ruin your job and your marriage. So you need to be very tactful in managing her.


Since the reward for a good Bleep is more Bleep. Brother, you go need continue wetin u start oh until it's safe to discharge her.


Sweetmouth her away from this unsafe spot into a safe spot. Buy or pay her off.


Keep your job as your marriage.


If you continue ignoring her desires, need for attention et al. She will continue doing what she chose to do *"ruin you"

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I bought this yam for 1800 though I forgot to take pics of the one i bought before cutting it into two halves. This pics is from the internet but its exactly the size of what I got for 1800.
Prepped food pics are mine.

Bought other ingredients I don't have 600 naira.

Please join me.

I put plenty of pepper cos it was vegetable oil I used

Where is your location,?

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Thanks, this is not souer inverter

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Putindbutt:
He did everything with niger delta money- public funds he looted.

If everyone that have ever stolen Nigerians money is doing alllllll these things?


Are we going to be having problems in this country?

iwaeda:
One of the escorts attached to an Abuja-bound train lost his life during a trip, on Thursday morning.


A passenger, who witnessed the incident, said when the train left Kaduna, there was no sign that the deceased was unwell.


The witness said the late officer later complained of chest pain and sought help before he died.

“A police officer, who was one of the escorts on a Abuja-Kaduna train just died. He left home in good health. But later during the journey, he complained of chest pain and asked his colleague to get him some glucose and water.”

“There was no emergency medical care on the train. Before a doctor, who was also a passenger, could come, the officer was already dead,” the passenger said.

After the officer died, his remains was moved to a side of the train, while his face was covered.

Videos seen by our correspondent showed passengers gathered discussing the fate of the deceased.

Attempts to reach Mahmoud Yakubu, Public Relations Officer of Nigeria Railway Corporation, did not yield result at the time of filing this report as his telephone line was switched off.


https://dailytrust.com/breaking-police-escort-dies-inside-kaduna-abuja-train/#google_vignette

He had a cardiac arrest and nobody could administer a cardiopulmonary resuscitation

Putindbutt:
Checked all his profile, he has never owned any business prior to Air peace. He has never had any known business or worked legitimately with any firm that could explain his source of wealth.
From nowhere, Air peace came to existence in 2013, little did we know that the airline was established with proceeds of corruption during the administration of Goodluck Jonathan. The airline was established with speed express without any hassle from the authorities. The man behind the scene making every moves possible was the one and only Kingsley Kuku, the ex-SA and Chairman of Presidential Amnesty Programe, 2011. He was one of the few most powerful men in the government of GEJ, a very close pal of Patience Jonathan and President Goodluck Jonathan but he likes keeping a low profile. Kingsley Kuku appointed his colleague and confidant, Allen Onyema as his consultant for the Presidential Amnesty Programe. PAP handled multibillion contracts yearly on behalf of ND youths. 3 years after, there was an Airpeace.

He ferried stranded Nigerians in Ukraine


He ferried stranded Nigerians from South Africa


He crashed the exorbitant Rate from London to Nigeria and Vis versa!


Just ask for his organs to be donated to you oh!

jasent:
I know one of her friend that's very beautiful. I'm even thinking of getting close to that one

I am not advising you to become a bad boy. If you are interested in her, then you should plan out your game to get her and not flirt with every girl in the hood

jasent:
Good evening people. Please be the judge and let me know if I'm being wicked

In the compound where I live in Ghana, there's this 19 old girl. Infact,I got to know her when she was 14,she was respectful so I kept her as my friend. When she turned 18,I had interest in her but I was afraid of her rejecting my proposal and I didn't want to lose the respect she has for me. Fast forward to January 2023,I bought a new car. And then she repeatedly begged that I start teaching her how to drive.

I was afraid of what the father would say if he finds out that I'm taking her out for driving lessons,but reluctantly I took her out for learning like twice. So around March she went to school in another region. They don't allow them to go to school with phones,so when in school she becomes unreachable, except she calls.

So one day,I was just somewhere when a call from from a number not on my contact came. The call went like this:

Me:Hello

Her: Good morning, it's me Amina

Me:oh Good morning,how are you?

Her: I'm fine,you?

Me: I'm fine too

Her: Thank God. Please I need some money,like 50cedis(5000naira)

Me: ok. Where should I send it to?

Her: this number. The name is ****


After the call I sent the money straight away. After that day,it became regular. She would call severally in a month to request for money,and I sent every time she requested.

Because of her frequent demand from me,I felt I should propose, Thursday she came back for Easter holiday.

Today I spoke with her about the possibility of dating her,and she rejected my proposal straight away. When I asked why she said I'm not a Muslim,that she needs a serious Muslim,not even a part time Muslim.

Then I asked if she will accept if I become a Muslim. She said no,she needs someone that will even teach her more about Islam.

I said ok, that's fine. I'll move on.

I wanted to tell her straight up to stop calling me when she get back to school,for some reasons I didn't,but within me I know I can never send her money.


PLEASE AM I BEING HARSH ON HER?

What of the one whey she don chop?


Women shaaaaaa oh.


You made a missed-stake with the asking her out. This kind of babe, you go just assume the position of a boyfriend.


Just arrange go and see her in school. Feign interest in her bestie

jasent:
Good evening people. Please be the judge and let me know if I'm being wicked

In the compound where I live in Ghana, there's this 19 old girl. Infact,I got to know her when she was 14,she was respectful so I kept her as my friend. When she turned 18,I had interest in her but I was afraid of her rejecting my proposal and I didn't want to lose the respect she has for me. Fast forward to January 2023,I bought a new car. And then she repeatedly begged that I start teaching her how to drive.

I was afraid of what the father would say if he finds out that I'm taking her out for driving lessons,but reluctantly I took her out for learning like twice. So around March she went to school in another region. They don't allow them to go to school with phones,so when in school she becomes unreachable, except she calls.

So one day,I was just somewhere when a call from from a number not on my contact came. The call went like this:

Me:Hello

Her: Good morning, it's me Amina

Me:oh Good morning,how are you?

Her: I'm fine,you?

Me: I'm fine too

Her: Thank God. Please I need some money,like 50cedis(5000naira)

Me: ok. Where should I send it to?

Her: this number. The name is ****


After the call I sent the money straight away. After that day,it became regular. She would call severally in a month to request for money,and I sent every time she requested.

Because of her frequent demand from me,I felt I should propose, Thursday she came back for Easter holiday.

Today I spoke with her about the possibility of dating her,and she rejected my proposal straight away. When I asked why she said I'm not a Muslim,that she needs a serious Muslim,not even a part time Muslim.

Then I asked if she will accept if I become a Muslim. She said no,she needs someone that will even teach her more about Islam.

I said ok, that's fine. I'll move on.

I wanted to tell her straight up to stop calling me when she get back to school,for some reasons I didn't,but within me I know I can never send her money.


PLEASE AM I BEING HARSH ON HER?

What of the one whey she don chop?


Women shaaaaaa oh.


You made a missed-stake with the asking her out. This kind of babe, you go just assume the position of a boyfriend.

Haznab06:
Good evening

750,000?

LexNuel:
She was the best..she's a both a wife and a mother. Give her 10k and see her multiply it. unfortunately i got sick and a lot went to treatment..lost my job in the process .. took a while to recover, still recovering especially financially... She want to stay tho inspite of everything but i felt it will not be fair to her seeing as my finance was in a bad state, health be as e get... had to move back to family house..so I basically was starting afresh..and she was already in her 30s...we had to painfully but mutually part ways.

Been a year now...

She's married and I'm happy she's happy. Though i sometimes wish it was with me...

mehn! Good women are hard to find and this one was the rarest of them all

She left you in your financial mishap! Dammit you are the good man;as I see that you are even giving excuses on her behalf. Weldone brother.