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Jokerman:
STATES' DOMESTIC DEBT INCREASE IN 6 MONTHS

Increase in Debt between Jun & Dec 2023:
1 🟣Lagos: ₦52.26Bn
2 🔴Katsina: ₦36.94Bn
3 🟠Kogi: ₦28.14Bn
4 🟠Niger: ₦17.85Bn
5 🟤Bayelsa: ₦16.65Bn
6 🟠Plateau: ₦16.32Bn
7 🟤Cross river: ₦16.16Bn
8 🔴Zamfara: ₦14.26Bn
9 ⚫Bauchi: ₦13.45bn
10 🔴Adamawa: ₦10.51bn
11 🟤Rivers: ₦7.07bn
12 🟠FCT: ₦6.75bn
13 ⚫Borno: ₦5.38bn
14 🟠Kwara: ₦1.59bn
15 🟠Benue: ₦241.20m
16 🟠Nasarawa: ₦44.63m

🟠NC ⚫NE 🔴NW 🟤SS 🟣SW

#Statisense
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See presidents Buharis katsina

Chenzee:
Women/ladies are so complex, unpredictable and un-pleasable 😜 that I think they should be studied as a course in our tertiary institutions.
You go out of your way to please them. Trying to please a lady is a waste of time. At the end they still go for the highest bidder.

What do women/ladies really want?

1. Allow the woman to choose you always! The rest is easy!

FabulousVee:
Well Maintained 2007 Audi A4 Turbo. Very sound 4plug engine with Smooth Gear Selection. Ac is NOT cooling effectively but the compressor picks fine. Car moves like a Jet with very low fuel consumption and maintenance. You can buy and start using it immediately. First body as seen in the pictures posted. clean interior as seen in the pictures. Powerful sound system. Leather seat still intact.

PRICE ₦ 2.8million

Location: Opebi ikeja Lagos.

WhatsApp chat

Number1autos:
Everything is working Belgium standard, freezing ac,accident free, neat interior and exterior

Price #1.9m

Location Kaduna

Contact
08038427367

1m cash

tianshie:
My friend recently returned from Bangui, CAR, last week, to attend his mother’s funeral (she was struck by lightning), only to be told he had to make a life pact with a crocodile, just like his mother did, before he could bury his mother. According to him, when his mother was a child, a bottle of blood was drawn from her left arm, and left limb of a captured crocodile, mixed together with some ritual herbs, and ritual stones, then fed to his mother and the crocodile.
The crocodile was released back into the wild. It is a longevity ritual, according to him. The human will live as long as the crocodile.
He said in his village---he is Igbo---they believe that crocodiles in the wild live to be around 100 years. If anything happens to the crocodile, the human feels it. The human can never die unless the crocodile dies. His mother was 63, and would have been 64 this year. They think the crocodile was also struck by lightning and that’s why his mother was struck by lightning too.
He does not want to do this ritual, because he does not believe in it. Why would anyone put their life in the hands of an animal which a hunter can kill any time?
The elders say his mother cannot be buried unless he does the ritual, to continue the omenala in his family. His father is late.
Is anyone familiar with this ritual? What can he do to get out of it? He wants to fly out but does not want to leave his mum unburied. Help!!!

On a second thought, blood meal is completely healthy. He can see it as a blood meal.

tianshie:
My friend recently returned from Bangui, CAR, last week, to attend his mother’s funeral (she was struck by lightning), only to be told he had to make a life pact with a crocodile, just like his mother did, before he could bury his mother. According to him, when his mother was a child, a bottle of blood was drawn from her left arm, and left limb of a captured crocodile, mixed together with some ritual herbs, and ritual stones, then fed to his mother and the crocodile.
The crocodile was released back into the wild. It is a longevity ritual, according to him. The human will live as long as the crocodile.
He said in his village---he is Igbo---they believe that crocodiles in the wild live to be around 100 years. If anything happens to the crocodile, the human feels it. The human can never die unless the crocodile dies. His mother was 63, and would have been 64 this year. They think the crocodile was also struck by lightning and that’s why his mother was struck by lightning too.
He does not want to do this ritual, because he does not believe in it. Why would anyone put their life in the hands of an animal which a hunter can kill any time?
The elders say his mother cannot be buried unless he does the ritual, to continue the omenala in his family. His father is late.
Is anyone familiar with this ritual? What can he do to get out of it? He wants to fly out but does not want to leave his mum unburied. Help!!!

Police is his friend

EmekaStanley:
Lately I have been seeing lots of parrots videos on my fyp on TikTok, especially the talking ones. I found it so cute and amazing.

This afternoon on my way back to the office, I saw a guy selling these parrots, na so I call am, bought the parrots, 2-in-1 for that matter.

Getting to the office, as a new and first time pet owner, I was excited.

I noticed that if I tried to to get close to the parrots via the cage, they turned their backs especially the smaller one.

I didn't know what prompted me to try bringing the birds out from the cage with my hands, one of the birds grabbed my finger with it's beak and bit me real hard.

It gave a cut that bled more than I'll ever imagine.

Long story short, I just told my office assistant to carry the birds to her house. I no do pet owner again.

Imagine if this had bitten any of my kids.

Same day I owned a pet, same day I became petless.

ES

Do you like being caressed on the first day of a relationship?


Wouldn't you have felt violated if your privates were fondled by a total stranger?


Why handle a pet on its first day?


If you were the pet owner; would you have felt happy seeing a total stranger playing with your pet?

HelpfulBro:
Hey guys I'll just keep it brief and detailed so anyone in the house can help me

So there's this girl that likes me so we've had fun twice then about 8 days ago she texted and we meet up. I'm usually very serious with my sexual health as I'm on PREP and I have HIV test kits and condoms with me but I didn't have condoms that day and I asked her to bring but she deliberately didn't because she always tells me she loves me and she loves my dick (I don't like her that much though)

She really very clean and always shaved, smells nice too and pretty so we had sex raw but after a day my silicon intimacy gadget came with a kiss lubricant and I used the intimacy gadget with the lubricant (felt really good and tight) but now two days after I started having rash at the base of my penis....

The rash was itch and I scratched then overnight it healed and dried up to this on the picture 🖼️, there's a big bump on my penis base as well but if you look clearly it's drying up too.

My problem now is my penis is scaly and the scares are not going, it's very dry and the side of my lap and scrotum itches as well if you look clearly there's scaly skin there too. I've searched all of Google but I've not found anything that could relate to this asides JOCK ITCH, ECZEMA and PENIS IRRITATION OR REACTION.

I've scheduled a meeting with my sexual health nurse tomorrow (I'm already negative to HIV as I've tested yesterday) but if the test comes negative for other STDs then I'll need alternative answers as to what is causing this dryness and itching between my thigh, pls any suggestions? Thanks guys 🙏🏽

(it was very hard to get the pictures as the light reflection will not allow you see it clearly but the dry skin dey very bad)

Use skinea cream for the itches and rashes on your side. It's jock itch which is a fungal infection.


Secondly, you are likely reacting to that your intimacy gadget and not the woman

Localemperor:
Bro how you wan take manage woman way no get ass and breast? those are the things that makes a woman feminine...

Yea I like the intelligence part

My kids go need beauty bwisdom biko

I go need good food and good knacking


Every oda tin fit follow nkwobi and beer

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Beauty 200 (extra 50)
Faithful 300
Good cook 200
Good in bed 200 ( extra clay 50 naira)

Unrated900:
Good V6 untouched engine to the peak

Transmission intact.

Newly shorks

Chilling Ac

Just buy and drive.

Owner bought another brand new car.

Location:-ALAKUKO lagos

Price:-1320m net....

Super mint neat leather interior UNTORN.

Machine of the year
Xmas bonanza.

Sold?

zionkitchen:
UK Electric kettle

Price- 12,000

We Deliver and Waybill Nationwide

Are these UK kettles still available

shariff84:
beans both brown and white 13k-16k/100kg bag.Maize 7k-7k5/100kg bag.sourghum 7k-7k5/100kg bag.millet 7k.suya beans 12k-13k. Location:NIGER STATE.

Please when you come online just kindly quote me the price for red dawa, sunflower, corn.

Thank you

ajisebioyo1:
Good evening. I have sweet potatoes and yam in large quantity. Contact me if interested

How do you sell potatoes. Do you have a transporter to the east

Valoromega:
We are currently expecting our first child , she should give birth within a this month.

She has requested money for baby things and I have given her over 400k but she hasn’t both the basic things she needs. She usually go with her mom to the market to get the things but they haven’t even both the things the baby will need in the hospital.
They went and bought baby wardrobe even though we already had baby wardrobe that was given to us on our wedding , she also both baby duvet without buying bed , the clothes she bought was for a month old baby , she didn’t even buy the first wear the baby would use , so far I haven’t even seen anything tangible she has bought with 400k plus I’ve given her, she hasn’t even bought the things she needs after delivery .

I don’t know if it’s her mom that’s telling her to buy those things, the mom doesn’t even care where the money comes from , she just demands that we buy this and that .

I was thinking the money I gave her would be enough to buy the most basic things she and the baby needs , now she’s demanding more

Sit with your wife. Let her write out the expenses so far...


And write out the remaining things you need okay.
Please don't allow third party to divide you and your wife.


You can also just drive to the market and buy the remaining things.

Things aren't that costly tho.
Even in abuja 400,000 naira would get you all you need plus pay bills for normal delivery. Except, the target is to buy things for atleast 6monthe

[quote author=senator2k9 post=121393506]i think this was part of the things that was changed [/quotpe]

Please can you drop the name of the mechanic that fixed it

talk2yemmi:
Going on first heat soonest.
Location . Lagos
Call or chat, 08154765157
Sex: Female

State price here please

RIPPLEEFFECT:
Allow me to begin by addressing this matter.

If, by some chance, I encountered a discussion similar to this, I would simply read, find it amusing, and marvel at the potentiality. It's quite ironic that I, myself, am initiating a discussion of this nature for the second time.

To be direct, my previous venture unfolded seamlessly, much like a hot knife gliding through butter. It yielded me substantial earnings, enabling me to improve my life and position myself for even greater prospects.

Folks, there's a sense of opportunity lingering in the air, quietly hovering above each of us. Money has been generated, and the opportunity is ripe for those who wish to partake; one simply needs to seize the moment.

I assure you, the success I've encountered through this endeavor is almost surreal, marking one of the most effortless gains I've ever experienced.

Now, I'm in need of 28 million naira, though I can currently gather only 4 million naira through various means. The funds are required for a period of 24 days and will remain untouched in the account, visible every second, without a single naira diminishing.

I reside in the heart of Gwarimpa, Abuja, and this arrangement necessitates a physical meeting. I propose a public, open setting for a comprehensive explanation of the plan.

For the sake of prudence, I am open to entering any legally binding agreement and arrangement. Moreover, I'm willing to be within close proximity to the financier for the entirety of the 24-day duration.

Significant entities involved in this lucrative venture have raised the minimum transaction threshold due to the discreet benefits derived from this opportunity, which previously ranged between 5 to 10 million. Realizing that some individuals were able to access these resources, the minimum investment was increased by 400%.

Even if I were to liquidate all my assets and clear my liabilities, I still wouldn't possess the requisite resources to exploit this opportunity.

I assure you, this is an entirely legal endeavor, and the funds remain secure and accessible at all times.

I'm fully committed to staying by the side of the financier until the conclusion of our business, ensuring a fair distribution of profits.

I'm very desperate and 100 percent about this arrangement. Nothing can go wrong. Funds is always avaliable and accessible during the 24 days active durations.

Zero 9 zero 25 83 18 41. I can be reached at any given time.

What's the ROI for the financier

jr3:
Volkswagen passat cc 2012 ..
engine,gear,ac and sound system are perfect.
Location...Alimosho
calll ...........07038086562
whatsapp.08033113282

1.5

largeman4u:
Sweet ride

Cash and carry or part cash + pay small small

Ashirioluwa:
Nice toy, but let them keep the car and give me half of that money.

Most people with money will not even go for such an expensive car.

You need half for what exactly?


Make dem just give me 5% of that money

Unrated900:
Lol all my cars na V6
I no dey use 4 plug
6 plug engine last alot
This has catalyst and more..



quote author=Ardeholar post=127558812]I for buy this car but 6plugs car dey always fear me

1m.
Check your WhatsApp

austinceasar:
Distress Japa sales....2006/07 Honda Civic

Price: 2M

Location: Abuja

DM or call @0903867770 to book an inspection or for more enquiries

1.5 cash tomorrow.

BoluwGoldenFarm:
Maggots Training Advertisement
Boluwa Golden Solutions is into Insects Engineering that is Black soldier flies maggots production farm set up for fish/poultry/Pigs/Rabbits/Snails/Ruminants/Dogs farmers.
Stop spending so much on compounded animal feed rather use Maggots to reduce your feeding cost on farm.
Call Gbenga on 08136650972 or WhatsApp 08120528950.

Price of food will come down drastically because BSF has all the secret solutions to all farmer's problems because it gives animal protein & organic fertilizer, it also has industrial uses with other derivatives for direct Human use.

We now produce floating fish feed with maggots from our locally fabricated pelletizer operated by petrol engine and we also fabricate for interested people.

I want the pelletizer

koluray:
What would u like to know bout this car or would u prefer to come ND let's drive from Lagos to ibadan today being Sunday?

Is it still available

Fatherfamous:
Price is 1.5m settlement is 100k
Good ac
Good engine
Good gear
Call or Whatsapp me if you are interested on 07040858910

Location=Egbeda

Converted ryt?
Is this still available

jaxxy:
AV

1.5m lemme take it off your hands

rowlizglobal:
Available

Wow!

Is this car still available?
What's your best price now?

Mide3367:
Fresh stock of black strap Molasses now available

How do you sell molasses