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Sabinus no try at all here, he created bad impression about Nigerians in this skit, it seems those his PH boys help him in arranging skit bkus if they were there with him, they would have adviced him that the skit no follow at all

Sucre6:
I have been in godddys situation before, believe me, those okada people are terrible, they know how to ferment troubles, u guys will agree on a price, only for them to change mouth and demand a higher pay as soon as you arrive your destination, they will insult you without provocation.

If you don't know how to control your anger, u may be forced to behave like Goddy.

The best option is to bergain for price b4 climbing and again make sure u have the said amount without requiring them to give u change if not they will give u change of any amount they wished.


Those guys are terrible, i know how to follow them

This one is from Nibo, come enter Mbaukwu dey inhale mkpụrụ mmiri

mysticwarrior:
I always know that hijab wearing women are ninjas, look at the way they are climbing the wall like real ninjas.

Baba u are too funny

Na waooo, kwashiorkor

Wetin u want make we do now

FreeSpirited:
So for many Nigerian youth into IT, power and lack of forex to trade on international market is a serious problem.

Without electricity...u cant do anything with ur IT business, and only God can help us scale through govt ban on international transaction.
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For now, I want to install a solar panel really quick as I electricity is really really bad in this Abuja
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Kindly advice me on the cost of Solar panel that will power like 2 laptops, charge my phones and watch TV for one room ...... pls it's urgent...I want to do it before this month runs out...all of my business and idea I'm working on is online.
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Thank you
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Standard 300k

Anybody that told u 200k will give u square wave inverter which is cheap not even cheap it's very cheap

1kVA pure sine wave inverter is 65k

1kVA square wave inverter is 13k

Apart from that, they may end up giving you 100Ah battery that won't last for you

Those ppl including doctors see Patients as spoilt car or TV that needs to be amend and will only be amended when they have chance.

They value human as commodities, Just have enough cash and go to private hospital, they will look after u and will even obliged to be ur personal doctor.

Poverty is a serious menace to the society

You did nothing wrong, is better u speak up than to die in in ur own room due to polluted air

That's Ratatouille for you

I'm allergic to Petroleum (Fuel)


When I was small each time we go on long distance journey, i must vomit before we reach our destination although that one has stopped

You see filling station i can't spend more than 10 minutes there if not I will have reddish eye and heavy headache.


I also remember when I said i will combine spare parts business with my school, the day they brought engine out to dismantle it, my whole system change i start to vomit. That's how the spare parts business eneded.

I focus more in my higher institution studies.

Thank God they didn't tag it LGBT busy those ppl craze they worry them

The State that should be among SE states is Delta following by rivers due to their cultural and linguistics affinity and not Cross-River State

Is better they wear trouser than short skirt or the new Mary Amaka they imposed on them

Wetin concern us, na presidential election be our concern

Instead of one man to two women, the reverse is the case here

To me na she marry the two guys to uplift her Doggienary (missionary) journey into the kingdom of Gbolanization.

So like this now Yul don get two banny

Why not increase the number of panels than wasting your gas

This woman no well oooo

So what happened after been exposed

In 2019 he came to replace the same man he used in changing Jonathan

What an irony

Which means DNA test is not lemme not say 100% but 75% accurate which means DNA is not the real deal unless the woman open up, that is if God touches her heart to say the truth.

Fifteen more so that his number of children will equal his current age

Abdul05:
who knows Peter obi for North? Absolutely no-
body ,whatsoever....



Let us assume that obi wins the federal election ...

how would the northern oligarchies relate with him..? It is hopeless...

But u know and u keep mentioning his name, how do u know the mind of others??

So after his Palee show am variety of condom in order to practice family planning in love don't cost a thing, this niggar went ahead to knack with reckless abandon in real life

What more can i say than Jehovah noni

Joke apart no matter how broke I am, I can't try this shit.

They no dey see young oyibo women, why grandmas??

That girl is not ur girlfriend, she's only using u to amend her broken heart.

Is either she go back to her boyfriend later or she go dey knack the guy front and back behind ur back when u finally marry her.


Never date a girl that just left her boyfriend, make sure she's not in any kind of relationship for like two years b4 u decided to date her.

Again never woo again that is still or in serious relationship bkus u won't enjoy such relationship.

Aggressive kissing indeed

ganiuofficial:
hope the witch did not enchant you?

Lolz, I thank my God I saw that on time