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PetsSee The Little Witch I Saw In My Apartment Today by Stanweezy(op):
As I walked in to my apartment this night, I switched my light on, I said lemme drop something on the floor, immediately my eye came across this, I thought it was a spider I moved closer and observed it was a scorpion.

My question is, how did this crawl in to my room because my door is always shut, whether I'm inside or outside, and again I thank God for inverter because the period I saw this their was no light it was inverter light I was using.

Even mosquito find it difficult to penetrate my room because I hardly leave my door open, I will fumigate my room this morning, assuming this creature sting my leg, God forbid.

Glory be to God

Cc: Lalasticlala

CrimeRe: Boy Does An Amazing Seventy (70) Backflips All At Once (pics/video) by Stanweezy(m): 4:22pm On Aug 13, 2022
Bvlgari:
Hahaha sorry o some people break neck sef. As for me, i never did it i love my body die cheesy
grin grin
PoliticsRe: People Saying Labour Party Has No Structure Are Jokers, See Want I Saw In My Vil by Stanweezy(m): 12:46pm On Aug 13, 2022
That's nice
CrimeRe: Boy Does An Amazing Seventy (70) Backflips All At Once (pics/video) by Stanweezy(m): 9:22am On Aug 13, 2022
I remembered when I was still in secondary school, I tried this and I landed with my ear not even my head ooo but my ear, well I thank God it was ear.

I kept asking myself how possible it, at the end I concluded God used ear to draw my attention of the impending doom of what I'm doing.

Truly after that, that ear started hurting me like fire as if someone truly dragged my ear, that's how I ended up not knowing how to do backflip
CrimeRe: How Onitsha Lesbian Killed Her Partner’s Husband (Fresh Details) by Stanweezy(m): 6:01pm On Aug 11, 2022
The lady na gangsta lesbian

Abeg which one is the wife, the fat cow or the she goat?
PoliticsRe: 2023: Wrong Choice Will Consume Nigeria, Says Obasanjo by Stanweezy(m): 6:04am On Aug 11, 2022
Some ppl head strong, they willn still go and vote their ancestors
CrimeRe: Man Stabbed To Death By His Wife’s Lesbian Lover In Anambra (Pictures) by Stanweezy(m): 8:57pm On Aug 10, 2022
Which of them is the wife?


Bkus all I can see in that picture is one fat cow and and a she-goat
PoliticsRe: Number Of Voters In SE Expressed In Percentage by Stanweezy(m):
Michelle70:
There are 216,855,573 million people in Nigeria which is 100%

Those who have registered in SE is 11,498,277

mathematically

216,866,573 =100%
.: 11,498,277 = 5%

Was the message passed?
If the total population of Nigerians are this figure 216,866,573 does that mean everybody registered for PVC?

You should do your calculation with number of registered voters.
PoliticsRe: Obi And Tinubu Supporters Plan Rival Rallies At Lekki Tollgate On October 1st by Stanweezy(m): 3:27pm On Aug 10, 2022
tolue42:
Exactly why we don't want that rally in lagos , we know what y'all trying to use that venue for.

Don't use END SARS to score political point!
Then who ordered the light at Lekki tollgate to be turned off??
PoliticsRe: Obi And Tinubu Supporters Plan Rival Rallies At Lekki Tollgate On October 1st by Stanweezy(m): 8:13am On Aug 10, 2022
U see hypocrisy, they ignored the end Sars tag
HealthRe: Nigerian Lady Shares What She Saw At A Hospital In The Country by Stanweezy(m): 6:27am On Aug 10, 2022
The owner of that lab na werey
PoliticsRe: Don’t Vote For Peter Obi, Chimaroke Nnamani Warns Enugu Indigenes by Stanweezy(m): 6:02am On Aug 10, 2022
He's not sure of his own victory at the polls and he's talking about PO
PoliticsRe: How EndSARS Protest May Shape Outcome Of 2023 Presidential Election by Stanweezy(m): 5:58am On Aug 10, 2022
Our PVCs will give us Justice we demanded


Lekki tool-gate, youths were murdered by the FGN controlled uniform men and up till today no justice or sanction given to the perpetrators.

Vote Labour Party
Music/RadioRe: "Khalid Deflowered Me Here In Biggie's House” - Daniella Reveals (Video) by Stanweezy(m): 8:47am On Aug 06, 2022
That girl na Psycho


As in she wan tell us she entered there as a virgin, so how did they wash the blood stain without the housemates noticing it?

Ara di na odi na odi...

Modified

Bloggers are daft, "how does it feel to be a woman" what's the correlation of this to been a virgin

I spit, tufia....
CrimeRe: Woman Arrested For Having Sex With Dog For 8years And Filming It In U.S(Pics) by Stanweezy(m): 8:17am On Aug 06, 2022
Why arresting them, bkus I know over there, they can have s£x with anything freely as they Say they are civilized.
RomanceRe: Deleted by Stanweezy(op): 7:52pm On Aug 05, 2022
DaddyFreeze2020:
Wetin you wan take her sense do before?
Abi na talent hunter you be grin
ASUU strike dey cause problem o
Lolz
RomanceRe: Deleted by Stanweezy(op): 7:51pm On Aug 05, 2022
KristaPretty:
I only give people a dose of their own medicine. My responses are as a result of the energy given towards me.
Check well
Are u Siofra??
PoliticsRe: Voters Registration: 5 SE States Vs 5 SW States (minus Lagos) by Stanweezy(m): 8:23pm On Aug 03, 2022
Vote4ObiDatti:
Stop being mischievous, anyone who knows Lagos very well knows it's a melting point of all ethnicities with Yorubas and Igbos as majority. Igbos travel a lot, they're into business and there is no visa stopping them from residing in Lagos. As a people that thrive in a competitive environment, don't you think they would survive in Lagos more than others?

Same bigots like you used to mock Igbos that "100 chisco buses are leaving East everyday for Lagos" or have they stopped grin grin

Lagos is a unique state in Nigeria considering it has always been Nigeria's capital for donkey years and has remained the economic capital.

Why are there so many Igbos in Abuja today? What attracted Igbos to Abuja, is it not the same thing that attracted them to Lagos?

Continue deceiving yourself!
Don't mind them, they attribute Igbo voting population to only SE forgetting that majority are outside SE

So me wey dey Abuja after voting they will send it to East to be counted abi Abuja wey I dey??
PoliticsRe: Voters Registration: 5 SE States Vs 5 SW States (minus Lagos) by Stanweezy(m): 8:19pm On Aug 03, 2022
XerXers:
SE states
Anambra 2.7
Imo 2.4
Abia 2.2
Enugu 2.1
Ebonyi 1.8
Total 11.2 Million

SW states (minus Lagos)
Oyo 3.3
Ogun 2.4
Ondo 2
Osun 2
Ekiti 1
Total 10.7 million
Lagos is in SW but 40% of its habitant are from SE and SS
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie’s Daughter Danielle Stirs Reactions Over Video With Male Bestie by Stanweezy(m): 8:17pm On Aug 03, 2022
Yul won't be happy for this


This girl don dey chop gbola
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower News: Npower Batch C Stream 2 Deployment Begins, Deployment Letter Ready by Stanweezy(m): 8:02pm On Aug 03, 2022
NigeriaIsGreat:
You are foolish and senseless at the same time. You have been a partaker of this scheme for months. You have barely few months to exit the programme and they chose to bring in more people to benefit what you've been benefiting for months and all you have to say is to sprew trash from your useless mouth

Ungrateful entitled biggot
I'm not a supporter of this regime but truly everybody needs to partake in the program

The guy is just self centred, program he enjoyed he doesn't want others to.


That's very callous of him
RomanceRe: Deleted by Stanweezy(op): 7:55pm On Aug 03, 2022
Savedday:
9ja girls don't love and dey will never love u.

They are nothing but useless. All of them...

Know this and know peace
Be calming down bro shocked
RomanceRe: Deleted by Stanweezy(op): 7:55pm On Aug 03, 2022
Alapojamesy:
If you like call her Babylon na your matter
grin
RomanceRe: Deleted by Stanweezy(op): 7:54pm On Aug 03, 2022
PumpumPrince:
I gerrit bro, nobody want Siofra..me inclueded. maybe she will finally get the message.

SIOFRA.
sorrrry babes, i try tire...nno man want u...even the unemploy to want u & Stress,...its all good thou, i will find u another man between now & nest year..have pateince !(no oofeinse) undecided
grin grin
FoodRe: See The Plate Of Food I Got For 1500 In An Eatery. The Fish Alone Is 1k by Stanweezy(m): 6:20pm On Aug 03, 2022
Channah1:
I'm a very shy person o. I don't like people staring when I'm doing my thing. Again he was eating fried rice or so then me with my eba, I com dey do selfie. Lol... I just felt it was somehow though.
If u will be shy to snap bkus one man might look at u, I hope u won't be shy while eating.

Some people will easily snap the food but to eat it na their shyness will come.
RomanceRe: Deleted by Stanweezy(op): 12:19pm On Aug 03, 2022
PumpumPrince:
bro i dont unbderstand why nobody want siofra..i swaaar.they dont even want am as side piece, why? she a nice babe, she clam she from london, she is he only person on earth i no that cook rice & stew with micro wave, she been banned by MOD 21 times & she the most bannned nairalander ever. we must do sometin about this. bro u no wot, i will giv u Siofra and KristaPretty for free. only problem with that KristaPretty is that she cuss too much like ilitrate babe but she single & she need man. U want? cheesy
I dey see her post and reply here steady, I can't near such girl she's a consuming fire grin
RomanceRe: Deleted by Stanweezy(op): 12:17pm On Aug 03, 2022
UnIimitedGrace:
that's how most ladies are.
frustrated she goats they all are and worst of all they have nothing meaningful to attach to your life other than their stinking pussy of which before they give you, you must have suffered for it
grin grin
RomanceRe: Deleted by Stanweezy(op): 12:16pm On Aug 03, 2022
motionarena:
U are dunce.
The girl put u in ur place.

You just dey chat girl up and u hope to meet her one day.

For 4uck abi
Not actually bro, not every guy that chat girls want s£x
RomanceRe: Deleted by Stanweezy(op): 9:48am On Aug 03, 2022
DaddyFreeze2020:
See mumu wey dey block girl wey no gree give you green light. You're the one who added her on Facebook. So Na she suppose block you not you blocking her, coz you're the one in need of her pucci.
I don't need pucci I needed her sense but she no get am shocked
RomanceRe: Deleted by Stanweezy(op): 9:46am On Aug 03, 2022
PumpumPrince:
brother,. clearly u strugle with women but i can help u & i will help u. can i link u up with Siofra sir?..she beaitiful (kinda), she been ban on nairaland 27 times & she talk to anytin meaning u have a shance sir.if u want i can command her to be wit u sir.
U WANT? smiley
I can see u hate me, u want to send me to earlier grave grin
RomanceRe: Deleted by Stanweezy(op): 9:30am On Aug 03, 2022
InfinityFabric:
You can just make fun of her wearing mask on profile picture, and not even wearing it properly. It's 2022, she can relax.
Then lie to her to that she's too pretty to be acting dumb.

So u compliment and make her angry in the same sentence.
The point is to get a reaction from her: smile or frown

At least if you want to fornicate, do your recon.
And if shit doesn't go your way, move on to the next market seller.
This guy u are funny grin grin
RomanceRe: Deleted by Stanweezy(op): 9:23am On Aug 03, 2022
Sucre6:
Op u see, this is a game, you should be using, because girl loves adventures, they love it when a guy don't simp around, believe me, 100 of guys are in her dm simping to get her attention with your normal, hi, how are u, have u ate, old boring kinda punch line.
But when u come in with a game, differently from the boring lines, you gets her attention for being different and she want to know u more cool

Dude, you shouldn't give this things out cheaply, it should be earned, not for any other randy simp cool
Reasonable answer not like some that claim to be redpillers but behind the scene they are remote control

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