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Dada Omo, but pls find a club in the epl. If it’s not Epl it ain’t happening.

Na Man utd be Baba na.

This is the best time to be a Manchester United fan in the last 10 years.

Shout out sawon Taliban.

If you know you had worked/snitched/arrested/kill or help kill a Taliban, then you need to hop on a plane and jakpa. Afghanistan is not for you.


A word they say.

Lilchilz:
Find a lappy Bomb well do employment and sugar baby. You go cash on a low

hmmm

A Good Samaritan that has eaten today should summarize for the world abeg.

Cudnt relate. I always live at mansion

LoveTalk:
LIKE if you've really suffered under this Buhari Regime, SHARE if you love Buhari.

na quote me I quote to show you the extent Buhari do me.

We need to win this afcon and 2 more on a row. 3 Afcon is damn to little for the whole of naija.

I don’t need to tell rohr what will happen if he don’t win, not only win, he must win convincingly.

Ex military
Ex convict (10years)

Govt/military better reinstate these guys somehow. These ones can’t or won’t be good civilians.

Imagine talking anyhow with any of these guys for street, you don be be that.

Henceforth, I’d be mellow on the street most times. You just never can tell.

All I know is north Dey born sha.

One small aboki on my street, was playing with him when my babe slippers cut, as he was sewing,

Me- aboki, how far na, you nor go collect money ooo, no worry my babe go marry you

Aboki- I nor want.

Me- Han Han, fine girl like this, see you ooo.

Aboki- I get 2 wives already

Me- wow, for real? How many “yaro”/child you get?

Aboki- smiles, 3.

Me- and you go still marry more and born more pikin.

Aboki- Insha allah.

cunny88:
u must be really experienced, I was taken to d back of the police station for turning before a roundabout. Settled wit 5k

it’s always at the back . You don’t want to imagine how many 5k’s they make there every hour.

Till tomorrow I never understood the meaning or what I’d stand to gain in cultism.

I love life and I don’t want to die, anytime I see cultists/cultism all I see is death.

Proudly non aligned.

Me thinks the Talibans are here to stay.

As long as dem no taliban reach naija, then leave them be.

Depressed101:
this method go carry you enter kidnappers den... Never, i repeat never follow Roadblock unit to anywhere in their car, if you love your life, never agree to follow them, never, for the sake of your life and money

off course we have to be careful and certainly not applicable to all scenario. I have met a squad where I had to employ all acting skills I knew to reduce the price. They look like killers. Abeg in all make we Dey careful

Nbotee:
Lolzzzz... Tough league tactically? Immobile went to Bundesliga flopped, went to Premier League and flopped and den became a hit in Italy where he was doing well before deciding to try leagues outside of Italy. Have U bothered to ask urself why Italian League players barely leave their league for elsewhere? Ronaldo went to join a team that has won the Scudetto back to back to back for 10 seasons. A team that won the league afta coming straight from relegation but the same team hasn't made it past the quarter finals stage of the Champions league and lost their Serie A title to an Inter Milan team made up of Premier Leage rejects.. So now PSG is now a made team becos it wasn't Ronaldo dat joined them abi... Na yeye dey do una

abeggi, why Messi nor join monaco.

Messi Is great, but Ronaldo is greater. Let’s leave it like that.

Goatest

He did it everywhere. England, Spain, Italy, Portugal.

He challenges himself every day.

The greatest goat. He redifined goal scoring.

Seria A . 133 matches, 101 goals. Can you beat that?

If I was you and I’m sure there is nothing implicating in my bag, I will not pay shi-shi.

Next time police got you and you sure of yourself and most importantly don’t want to pay money, do the following

1- cancel your plan for the day. It’s gannna be ah lonng wan. Delay is their tactics.

2-Don’t ever raise your voice or talk rudely to an officer, they don’t like it.

3- Be calm, don’t give them any reason to hit,slap or rough handle you. If they start, they won’t stop until you beg for negotiation.

4- try not to speak vernacular, always speak and reply in English. dem self Dey look face make dem no go beat minister pickin

5- and if them say make una Dey go station, kindly or simply follow them.



Follow them to their station, it’s either they take you to the back of the station where they conduct their illegal business or to the front of the police station to scare you. Either way it’s just to waste your time.

After a while, probably evening they’d ask you to go. Just like that? Yeah, like that. They have many clients than waste their time on a bad market.

Too bad for this guy he won’t just get into the England nor Nigeria first 11.

I’m very sure Mourinho will do a good work on him.

As a naija boy, I wish him the best of years in Rome.

Whose pere Is he one of the taliban?

Tears of joy abi kini?

Yahoo tears.

Yinmu

Better keeper

But true true Arsenal nor Dey try at all.

Legend

566 goals in 607 games. That’s a wow.

Rip sir. I watched most of your highlights. You helped me improve as a striker. Gerd Muller.

Generalwoodz:

This life is not balanced I swear... Your own predicament kind of reminds me clearly of my own case, but mine is different. My case is entirely opposite!

This babe would only allow me to suck breast sucksexfully. But whenever I set my fingers to survey the region of sweeter concentration, that area in-between her legs na Tauh I go hear!

She would hit my hands, arm and fingers off...I would then back off like a poor wet drenched rat.

She left me with only breast...Well rounded, firm and succulent. I don suck tire. As I'm writing this Even my index finger has not entered the Vee to taste it's PH level. Sadly.

It's has now painfully reached the level where she would set free the two juicy boobs like harden criminals, and she'd tie double wrapper like our mothers do when they go to Sunday mass. And Beneath those wrappers are pants with strong cottons....it's a single pant but when you touch it seems like it's up to seven!

Picture those kind of pant Rambo and commando normally wears in movies when they are about to swim... What's she tryna protect ? I yon know ... A formidable wall of Jericho!

Now, I chew the breast like egg rolls in a bid to punish her and make her succumb...wish me success.

success is yours brother.

Pochettino:
Oga can I help you?

haaa I just Dey greet ni o. Happy Sunday

Before nko

What’s the meaning of Africa’s equivalent
shay okocha wa Kere ni

Insider report told me ronaldinho use to call Okocha “Boda” that time for psg. Dem Nor be mate ask pochettino.

My only “ish” with jay jay was he didn’t score many goals. After a nice dribble run, kindly finish with a goal. Sadly he didn’t do that. Super Amazing Baller.

Chai

robosky02:
Which 2 teams do you fear will give up trouble


Its still


Senegal. And Algeria


And maybe Egypt



Cameroon and ivory coast na moimoi

na we go give people trouble fah. Na we get afcon walahi.

I feel good.

andrew444:
Yes O My guy

E shock you

nah me too dey try small small. Na sammie I like and pere. You?

andrew444:
Nice one for peace

But I feel anytime she is up for eviction she might just go home

baba you self
Dey watch this thing?

The stingy is red-eyed twice — when he eats his food alone and when his neighbours eat theirs.

There was indeed a country. Nigeria would be a paradise, an examplar black nation if not for bad leadership, coup, disunity, corruption etc. we didn’t get it right from 1960. What a country.