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Another round of Wailing for swines and idiots.
Una go cry and wail tire this beautiful Sallah day mehn!


From all of us @[/b] : CONGRATULATIONS to our kid bro on his Chieftancy title this glorious day.
A day to always remember for children of hate, frustrations and perdition.

[b]Nigeria will succeed.

We Rise.

you are older than him?

No man should ever hit a woman if she don’t hit him first.

Just as expected.

Those guys ain’t getting outside for a long time, they are trouble.

And trouble precede chaos.

Presidents are not safe anymore.

Some people will mention bubu for this thread now.

We came home from school and discovered our gen don disappear, damn!

Woh we gon do nigga?

We set off and wandered for a while and saw one “sitting idly on a tire” obviously resting.

N1- “oya carry am na,

N2- na ur papa go carry am,

N1- “unhook the wire” lifted it on a shoulder. Took another turn, and another and we found a bike. Told him to take the opposite direction. Got to my hostel. We use to have an extra head/tank somewhere. Thankfully it’s a red color, Changed the damned head, threw it in the bush.

N1- oh there’s a little fuel

N2- damn!

She’s plenty

Nah, never.

Total crap.

Let me indulge this fake ass story a little.
So the 2 guys left and left behind the girl, and you no kill her

I think the first page of any meaningful thread/Topic should be screened.

Any form of space booking/off topic etc should
Be instantly erased, so we can have good informative post on the 1st/2nd page

See them, dem don panel beat their lives.

Spits.

Kiricocho

This is a kiricocho news jare

Now this news sad me. Why you Dey try help white oyinbo wey dey drown? If to say na naija boy dey drown now we for call you Hero.

Will a Vladimir somethingkoshki have helped an Emeka that is drowning. Our busy body too much.

Rip tho for the noble act. May your sins be forgiven.

Nice thread

The sword was the starboy back in the middle ages.

G

Dem use person destiny, you still Dey create thread. Pls marry her ASAP

I wan abuse you before, but nothing.

I ain’t see nothing wrong with his dressing. A nigga dressed like a nigga.

Which one all of una Dey say the girl go find am childlish - ain’t nothing childlish in what a nigga wore, besides the weather is cold anyway.

Nigga you good fam. Love them outfit and the sneaker is dope.

Unless it’s a date with the queen herself, hen hen.

Wetin you do pass you carry expo, join cult, steal, harass lecturer, rape wey you nor fit tell person, abegi go front jare.

Or you kill VC?

How can I sue this man for chopping all my student money finish, chai.

After scoping Mum of 5k, decided to make the money a lil bit choke, na so I play “cork city” wey don win last 9 match. Baba dey win 1-0 1st half. 75 min still 1~0. This 1 don enter.

Ah just enter my account straight, 0 naira! shay all this pipu dey mad ni, dem never load my account ni I click on match gbam, 1-2

My mind do gbo gbo gbo, 1 week money gone in 90 minutes. I just gentle. Very very humble, worst was all the things I could have achieved with that money appearing 1 by 1. Damn, Ghana be a long as.s week man.

Best thing I ever did was purge gambling out my system.

Dedicate this land to cabana, he really try yesterday.

pansophist:
What I do that makes people respect me.

1. I own my shit. One thing you'll never see me do is borrow money from you, or expect you to pay my bills (eg if we go out), or by just becoming a burden to people. Never. I'll rather sweep Oshodi expressway to Mile 2 and get paid, than beg for money. My life motto is that I must be able to carry my own weight at least.

2. Self treatment. I don't eat, drink, or digest any rubbish because its sweet. So smoking, drinking beer and soda, and any unhealthy substance is a no no. You are what you eat. If you eat junk, you'll look like junk. If I lift my shirt right now, you'll see clean six packs. No joke. Eating for nutrition instead of taste is a key to self respect. Let food by thy medicine. And the best part is that you'll be fine and healthy.

3. Useless friends - I get mentioned alot on nairaland for example, but if you don't have sense I won't waste a single energy responding to you. I have few friends, and they matter. If I call three of my friends right not that I need cash, four will respond positively. Doesn't mean I ask, just telling you the quality of friends I keep. If you keep idiots as friends, you'll suffer from idiotic problems.

4. Keeping to my lane - infact it is only nairaland I write a lot but in real life, I'm a damn introvert. I'll be looking like I did not know anything but my brain has done all the quadratic equations and guessed accurately what anyone is up to. So yea, do not go where you're not invited, and keep to yourself. Don't talk anyhow. It's tempting I know, but just shut up man.

5. Competence - this is the most important one. You must be good at something. Pick on thing and do it well. It can be anything, but it's easier if you're passionate about it. For example when I was in school, I was known as the best writer and speaker. Like seriously it's impossible to sleep if I handle the mic. Dem no born you well. Try am. You can't. I've always been interested about how the human mind process words, and calibrated my speech in such a way that sparks your interests and brings out that childlike curiosity that has been beaten away by suffering of adulthood.

When you're good at something, people will come to you for it. And it brings confidence. You'll feel good about yourself and your ability, and respect will come naturally.

5. Exercise. I hold the opinion that you can't feel confident if you know deeply that you're not physically attractive. When you can easily get in and out of relationship and have options scattered around you, you'll have confidence as it signifies your value. Think about it, why do young girls of maybe 17, that are broke, have no achievement in the real world but have ego the size of aso rock? Yea you guess right. They are at their prime, naturally attractive, hence the confidence. They know the value they hold, and it let them navigate life with pride. As a man, you can tap from it too. Go lift heavy weight man, eat healthy and rock a bad ass beard. Fine like mad. Even if you're an idiot, your confidence will sky rocket.

Self disappointment - stop it. You said you'll visit grandma but didn't go, or that you'll loose weight but slack. Or your new year resolution dumped. Come on man. If you disappoint yourself, then its impossible to respect yourself. Do shit you want to do, dutifully. And do things that are hard. The only way out is always through it. If you can't rely on the promise you gave yourself, why would someone else do? Treat yourself like someone you care for. It's hard I know, but its the way out.

Would have written more, but I'm tired. Digest this one first. Later jare.

this up here is one of the best stuffs I have read this year. O deep. No 2 is damn hard. I always relapse every time.

Beginning of the end for the senior man. He’s had a stellar career tho. Champions league winner, World Cup winner.

No be only redeem, na iTunes lol.

My bro say na cele haha

Before the future can be female, all the male must have finish.

Na wharay people full thailand

Kim-young-chae, mada won lohun ooo. Won feh gbaeee nio

We don’t have in our street.

Wait, let me ask my brother.

‘Kabiru, “ngbo” somebody is representing us in this Lagos?

Nah, nobody mehn, well, except jah

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Monkey Post you mean. Any other monkey anything na whining.


Wetin we nor go see for Bihari era.

They both looked happy

I sincerely hope and wish I find someone to calm me down, you know. Really getting tired of this jumpy jumpy.