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After i had burned my tongue from the hot tea I drank as a kid which left me with marks, I stopped taking hot foods and liquids...

Most times, when laziness comes with a field day on me, I eat swallow with any frozen soup available in my freezer without warming ... (my husband don talk sotey e mouth don shift for my case)...

I repeat clothes too even i still have my old clothes that suppose don born great grand kids that i still wear too

Lastly, you can never catch me on heels at all, I have zero fashion experience on footwear.. I can spoil my most expensive wear with my N600 aba made slippers... Any time, I do that, hubby will tell me to begin waka alone and I wouldn't mind so long it's giving me the comfort i need...

When i read the news, i was really ashamed of him for demanding 14k bride price as a refund

Please whenever one is hungry of death, make sure you don't drag someone with you irrespective of what

I dey fear ordinary water wey dey inside cup

Biko, death!! Get behind me

Bịa Op, must you attach Kpokpogarri to your caption

Can't you just leave it at hitting the gym abi you want to make the irrelevant ones relevant

This cooker made me hate anything that comes with electricity aswear... Still can't believe i survived the electrocution that came with it

And you didn't find it note worthy to mention NwaAmaikpe

Even after the post, some upcoming cannibals in this forum will still see it and wish that it would have been better it ended in their pots ...



RIP Ndakasi, its well with your soul

Lemme go dress my daughter like her

I hope the north learns from this because i believe they must have buried thousands of their tribes that were in coma all in the name of religion

This is already on front page na

God punish Buhari

Of all days, na today they celebrated teacher's day

Yea!!!
I have done that severally and didn't yield any effect.. So right now, God in heaven knows that i won't drop a tear for a man again in my life aside my dad...
My husband keeps telling me that i changed drastically and i careless about it

Na so rapture go come meet us unawares

Yea



My WhatsApp is giving me signal too

The problem of the north should be left for the Northerners biko

Finally, we will all rest

Coming back to edit

Anietimfon3:
How sure are you

Please ehhh, I beg you in the name of whomsoever you serve to carry your bad vibe outta here

Just gerrat

Is that a female or male police officer up there on the post

BeeBeeOoh:
It depends on the kind of lady you are dating.


I had a problem with my woman some time ago reason is because I ran out of cash which resulted me borrowing money from my manche, my woman didn't take it lightly oh. She said, why should I borrow from a friend when she has more than the money sleeping in her account and she isn't using it to do anything at that moment?. Brothers and sisters, no be small issue like this o.

She said Nnaa, if I can't help you when you're in need then why am i your lover or friend in the first place?. Mehn! I marvelled I swear.

So, e get one day I stylishly asked her to help me with 10k, babe gave me her ATM and told me to collect 20k. O boy, I no know wetin I go talk, I collected the money, kept it for 2wks, then used it to get her a very nice gown and a sexy sandals. Mind you she never mentioned about paying her back.

Then on 21st April which is my birthday, babe said that I should prepare that she wanna take me out and I thought it's just normal taking out o, no be small thing. Babe took me to Onitsha mall, she bought a birthday cake and wine for me, we entered one shop there A**.ng(if you know OSHA mall, you'll know this shop), babe said, Nnaa, take whatever you like, at first, I thought she was joking but she isn't.

Brother and sisters on NL, this babe got my surprise surprised, I took 2 Pakistani jeans(a trouser and a short) which cost more than 20k, took 2 T-shirts which is roughly 15k, babe wanna buy pams that is more than 10k for me I rejected because she don over spend jare, I was just smiling sheepishly, in fact, my legs no fit carry me at that moment. I've never experienced such in my life before. At some point, I begin to wonder if this is truly a naija babe because I never expererit.

That's why I always laugh whenever my NL goons keep on bashing our naija babes, but me I dey always ask God to bless Nigerian girls who doesn't see relationship as a meal ticket or a one way street. Relationship is a two way street, you rub my back, I rub my back that's it.

I go sabi this your babe
Trust me

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12 year old panda �
This is an animal abuse
They couldn't even wait for her to reach adolescent age

Prestonn:
This plantain ripe nor be small

Thanks

Sit at home lunch

Phone
Wrist watch
Money

Anonymous9345:
Please I have made a bold step of attending a public event that is wedding this Saturday
Can you please help with the following:
1. How do I greet the celebrants
2. How should I dress.
3. How should I behave
4. When is the right time to leave the wedding venue
5. If I later refuse to go, how should I apologize

Better forget going and send a simple text and if possible request for account details..

Una both deserve each other

Yet, may I never have an encounter with this breed of a man.. Tueh

He should better return whatever that's for Tonto in his custody before he begins to open mouth like wetin i no know else the case of Churchill will be bit compare to the douse of insult he will get

What kind of business was he resolving...
Hope it not a case of business gone wrong

Where una dey see this kind work una dey use dey oppress us na