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ucheuzor1:
That's right. Still no next stage after the exam I guess?

Are you just returning from Mars

There's no difference between Pere and Buhari
Nothing to show for themselves

Igbo nwere nri aswear

I always know that in every nonsense that comes out from her, there's always an atom of sense

So people of UAR are waking up with a bad news today again

Akposy:
Jollofication

Haba na
Easy
My kids just said i should prepare this food for them laidis, where do you want me start now

My redmi always notifies me after 72 hours, then i switch off and on

SuppoOmoo:
To those expecting this job, may your Paramilitary Life begin this month with your APL in your right hand. And may you wear your befitting rank this year...

To the *Supols* (Superior Officers), there is this natural pride that comes with wearing shining star(s).

Star will try raise your shoulder up, it will try separate you from your childhood friends and acquaintances in other Cadre, and so many other acts you never envisaged. Most times, It's not making, that's the structure of the Job.

Please you will have to humble yourself, it will make you earn respect of old staff and new intakes like yourself both of whom, by the virtue of your rank automatically become your surbodinates. That's the standard, no age in Khakki Job, na wetin dey your shoulder!!!

But you ll have to always call yourself back should your shoulder wants to push you. Remember, many in other Ranks have the same Certificates that gave you star. Theirs couldn't give them star, it's their choice though. But be humble, give respect, sometimes bend rules and you ll see yourself delivering your given tasks effortlessly. Wishing you all the very best as you join the Service...

You see this my own two shining stars ba, i go add to am very soon. �� did I hear you say and type amen?

Nice picture
Thanks for all that you did

Some people go get Hbp untop this

Success to you all

SlaveofGod:
Please if you know you've paid some money to him simply state it here....e get why I dey ask..I will inform you guys later.

Just admit that you have fallen to his trap so we will know how to help you out from the mess

Same way my friend was poisoned last week

May his soul rest in peace Amen

Ask them what was inscribed on the Tees they are wearing, I am � sure they won't be able to understand it

Kedụ ihe mmadụ ji ịsị kotere ndị a bikonu


So the blame is now on the people sharing the photos online..
Tueh

EASY39:
The guy killed is my blood brother Aladeokin jelili kayode K gallant,He died why serving his father land Iree town,Hes serving police officer in Iree police divisional station,He was right inside police station,he came out when he saw his other colleuge officer runing away and he meet this evil people at the police station entrance and was shot,He was kill After 1hr he update his facebook status,i message him to commend his picture 25mint the incident and he reply me "Thank u my brother" but never know that. is over between us,they kill my brother.........Kayode dont rest until you hunt down this evil pple that kill you......Picture below is screenshot of his update.

Sorry for your loss
May his soul rest in peace Amen �

Avoid me



That thing pained me ehhh.. But once i was done, I was gone..

Trash

cesil26:
Update from today's screening

Sorry guys I had an empty battery just got powered not long.

Well no questions asked apart from checking that your details corresponds in all your credentials. That is your Name same with all credentials, your age was checked, Degree Certificate, Date of Birth, LGA Certificate and NYSC Certificate thoroughly checked

As for the Senior Secondary School Certificate, they thoroughly checked if I had a minimum of 5 credits as required.

As for my Age, my age was calculated with a calculator to be sure I was within age.

Height measurements was taken, at my venue chest measurements was not taken, I guess they forgot but it was mentioned earlier on at the venue that they will check for chest measurements.

I had to strip my shirt off as my body was checked for any tattoo, I did same for my shorts wearing my boxers only, same for the Ladies they were stripped and checked by a female Officer.

I was checked for flat foot

No Guarantor form was asked, no photocopies of any credentials was demanded or collected from us.

No passport photograph was collected from us or required.

We didn't submit anything as we all went back with our Original and Photocopies of Credentials.

It is necessary you shave your beards, clean shaven for guys

As for the Ladies plait all back, or be on your low cut, no unnecessary hair do or style

White socks on your white shoes

We signed In and Out

Officers were all nice, friendly and willing to assist at Benin Camp.

For the South South Zone, Akwa Ibom State will be having the 1st, 2nd and 3rd day respectively, followed by the next state in alphabetical order I guess and each State is to have 3 days each for the screening judging from today's information. Edo State the host State will be coming last on the exercise.

Make sure details on your credentials all correspond, your age within reach I don't know if it is taken as at when you applied (2019) but before me the man brought out his calculator to punch calculating my age, I didn't see if it was at 2021 or 2019 but he sure checked age of so many person's




That's all for now

Success ahead

Please was there a massive turn up

How do they not catch this heartless humans

So one becomes pregnant which is obvious and suddenly her friends, families and neighbors stopped seeing the pregnancy and no live baby and you will tell me not to suspect.. Even if the baby is dead, their some who can attest to it

nuradeen011:
You have to use the one u applied with plus ur school testimonial, dont present afailed result to them

Check your mail

Let me mark register here..

May all our efforts never be in vain. Amen

Anambra nkọ?

Make a wish
The universe is listening
Happy birthday

Who is next?

Expresswriter:
I need a female friend in Port Harcourt.

No sex.

Not for dating.

Purely for friendship.

If you're a lover of intellectual discussions, then I'd love to talk with you.

Must be born again.

Mail me let's start from here: bobmanuelhamilton@gmail.com

Na from one dem take dey count two
Goodluck dear

Dannyxy:
So guys... confirmed and settled, except village people come spoil am.

Your screening is after the Salah break, it has all been settled, just logistics for the screening and travels being worked on, and "by after Salah".. its probably week, but not more than two weeks after..

And the good news is, most of you will most likely be called up for screening, unlike immigration, this is less stringent, and if you are not called, I will still tell you that portal will still be opened for another recruitment this same year...

Congratulations to you all in advance n..

Daalụ �

My gender is endangered




Modified

Enjoying my 1 hour fame

Toor

Continue giving yourself hopes

aboyaji:
Abeg o. I no do politics something. I have no time for headaches.

It is broken down this way:

Aboy... The normal way an Igbo man calls his son.

Aji is hairs...

You no well

Na so Buhari take deceive them and look at where we are now


Meanwhile, ogbeni Alexreports, I thought you are are an intending governor to be, why are you promoting another

Diswan want to be relevant

SlaveofGod:
Please count the number of southerners in this list compare to the northerners. This is the first time I am seen Chinwe, Emeka, Chinnaya from Sokoto, Zamfara and so on. The day we know that the politician doesn't care about our feelings the day we will come to our senses. From the list attached 80% of them are from South, did you heard our brothers from the north crying foul here? Let be matured please.

Ogbeni, no be you carry the matter here go open thread Besides if that list was that of the interior ministry, they have discredited it

I went to my cousin's house sometimes ago and as it was, I felt relaxed because she was my paddy..

Time come make i go take my bath, I locked the bedroom door, enter toilet, locked the door too only for me to notice that the toilet handle was bad, I stayed in the toilet for 15 minutes plus trying to know if I could could fix it to come out, even i was sweating profusely join

Meanwhile, my cousin and her husband wasn't aware what was going on because the house is massive and you can rarely hear anyone call out your name, window toilet was locked from outside. Honestly, as I no die that night, nothing can kill me again , it was getting to 2 hours plus and that was when they knew something wasn't alright with me, they knocked on the door and noticed it was locked, that was when I shouted from the toilet that I have been locked..
Husband man was like na so I dey do for my house locking everywhere, that I must definitely sleep in the toilet that nightv because there was no carpenter available that night, they managed to get a ladder to unlock the toilet window before my cousin went over to a neighbor to get some carpentery tools which was handed over to me through the window..

I perfected my carpentery work that night before I was freed, they still taunt me with it today whether na like this i take dey feel at home