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Tayeni:
Mercy don tame gangster. He lost himself in the rabbit hole while chasing access to the booty.....he no know say Mercy na him grandmother. That girl has more guile in that game than anyone else....you think its easy getting maney off sugardaddies while ensuring to keep the mileage as low as possible?

Oh that ass has some serious mileage. That's for sure. Just that it is adequately maintained.

Gentlemen, can someone explain to me what XXML33 is doing on this thread this early sunday morning after the attention seeking shot he took yesterday. Niqqa couldn't stay away. What did I expect from a Tacha fan anyway.

dominique:
You're not serious, what does Frodd want to do with Mike

It's Gaylo that wants Frodd but he's taken

You have got to be the most savage mod in the history of mods...

Should:
Tributes to the MONIKERS below:
Livelymatilda
Jen92
XXML33.
While We Await the Release of the most WANTED OUTLAWS:
stephlena aka [b]Evening newspaper
Dansuqi aka ginger farmer
papiikush
DrakeBlake aka DrakeBlend aka asslicker (my nigga)
Tetehjewels aka alh. Tetewabalewa.

May his troubled soul rest in pieces.

hazzard:
for someone whom they claim has body odour...even mike sat down close to her during the dinner tonight...
it's save to say TACHA is the HIGHLIGHT of this years PEPPER DEM season..

Kiss, kill, marry

Seyi: Kiss Tacha, Mary Diane, Kill Elo
Elo: Kiss Tacha, Kill Diane, Marry Mercy
Frodd: Kiss Diane, marry Tacha, kill Mercy.

What are you talking about? There are only five females left in the house. Mercy, Tacha, Diane, Khafi and Cindy. Where there is a random selection process involving at least three females, chances that Tacha will be picked is exactly 60%. So if she appears in this type of scenario with 3 males out of 6 picking her, should that be a surprise?

[quote author=Blainz post=82149256][/quote]All these damage control by Tacha fans won't work this night.
From the screenshot, it is quite evident that a Tacha fan clearly added him/herself to Mercy's group to talk trash and try to defend Tacha. Otherwise, why would a Mercy fan spell Mercy as "Messy" if not to show spite.
Take a good loki loki at that screenshot and see for yourself. Apparently, the person left the group immediately after defending Tacha. What does that tell you?

senatordave1:
Am even perceiving the abominable stench from here

Yes same here. Am surprised you had the balls to tell the truth. That Tacha girl stinks like fuxk. Ample evidence she is an olosho in real life.

Exorcise:
But You noticed because na U dey change his diaper abi?

Noticer of the Galaxy, I greet your Notice-ability

Lol. F**k off convict!

senatordave1:
Mike's boxers stink more than tacha and sewage tank combined

You don't have any proof of the thrash you just spewed. If you have been watching, you would have noticed that Mike has about 5 of those brown shorts which he apparently likes a lot. He changes them regularly, people don't notice because the colour of all 5 of them are all the same.
Be informed before making unfounded assertions.

We have been vindicated tonight. They said we were hating on Tacha but indeed all we were saying is the plain unadulterated truth. Tacha stinks. But come to think of it, why won't she stink when all manner of contraband phalluses have invaded her puna and dumped loads of foulness therein.
It is good to call a spade a spade. It's just like saying Buhari is incompetent and detractors saying it's all lies. Res ipsa loquitor, The facts speak for themselves..

XXML33:
A grown man licking the ass of his fellow man.

Can anything be more pathetic?

Better Mike's ass than the highly sodomized lax, oozing ass of the third degree burn victim Tacha you and your cohorts are constantly cleaning off on this thread.
Rare picture of Mike jumping over haters...

I see Mike and I keep wondering to myself, what combination of genes and nurture makes someone turn out so wonderful.
On more introspection, I have come to a greater understanding of why I like this guy.
He embodies a lot of qualities I don't have and wish I did.
Perhaps it's because by closer monitoring of his ways, I have become a better man in my dealings. I have a really short fuse, nowadays, when am triggered, I ask myself, what would Mike do in a similar situation, aha I remember he'll always say "Never let negativity creep into your life because it will manifest in your business" that's when I hold back.
Am sure it's not just me. A lot of people all over have become better people just by observing this guy. He must not leave the house.
VOTE Mike.
He is the least at the polls and is lagging by more than 30,000+ votes. Let's keep the effort up. He deserves to be in the house.

gatecrash123:
more coming in tomorrow

Bless you! Let's keep them coming. Positive energy +vibes 24/7.

Jesus Christ! Mike is lagging behind by a clear 16,000+ votes. Let's put in more effort guys. Don't relent in voting. Pick up your friends phones, register and vote. Mike is not safe at all. There is no explanation for this other than low voting.
Let's push harder.

This season no sweet! Dis season no sweet!! Na so the thread has topped 5k pages in the beginning of the eleventh week, has broken all previous posting records and is gunning for 6000 pages. Odinma.

VOTE Mike.
He is the quintessential man, the classic man. He is the type of son every parent will wish to have. He personalises fair play and maturity.
He does not take things personal, brings fun to the house and is creative.
Aspersions on his nationality is amply countered by the fact that the organizers brought him on to the show as a full fledged Nigerian. Olayemi is not a foreign name. It is a typical Yoruba name.
His presence on the show brings respect and gives Nigeria a truly classy face to international viewers.
Text VOTE Mike to 32052 and make yourself a proud upholder of our collective integrity as a Nation of positive minded individuals.

styrese:
U Mike followers are so condescending
Ur attitude stinks

STFU! I was simply fooling around. Why are you unnecessarily judgmental and emotional over nothing.?

In line with our declaration of sovereignty over this new town of El-Mikky, we are currently preparing the relevant laws which shall govern all interactions on this thread.

All subsequent posters are reminded that henceforth, we are running an authoritarian system of government and must henceforth pledge allegiance to the cruise master.

A protracted and excruciating execution awaits defaulters. To be eligible to post henceforth, you must show evidence of having voted Mike.

Buyer beware

VOTE Mike

Caveat emptor:
This land is not for sale. Beware of 419 and my son xfactor who has stolen my rightful position.
Bad belle free zone.
5000 MIKE EDWARDS Close.

MIKE EDWARDS

Zoroaster:
Hmmm no vex... Make i drop something for him..na because of you o
But make una no try vote seyi though..

Thanks Boss! Ihe nwoke mere nwoke ibe ya bu ugwó.

Zoroaster:
Frodd nation let nobody make the Mistake of voting that jamaican.

Its clear he hates Frodd.
Also, please dont vote seyi i beg of you.. He called my boy a peasant.. Let his fellow elites save him

U r running your mouth cos Frodd ain't up for eviction. I personally campaigned for Frodd severally on this thread and tried to portray him in good light as much as possible. Now he is safe and you want to fry Mike?
Well guess what? Mike ain't edible.

Venita:
Everyone knows that I love Mike and he's going nowhere, but I'd like to give all my votes to Seyi

Now is the time to show the love. We are up against a pretty good line up with possibly two going home on Sunday.

Valto:
am a free agent with 10sim(3000 online vote)

Mike is the way to go brah!

This XXML33 should be banned for some time. For the first time, I actually wish I had arbitrary power to do anything I wanted. I'd ban this guy for causing widespread irritation and exhibiting psychosis and derangement.
Surely there should be some penalty when individuals deliberately attempt to annoy others over the internet. Nairaland can blaze a trail by being the first site to reach it's cold hands and snuff out stupidity anywhere it is found hiding.

Munzy14:
Mike supporters doing anything they can to put him on spotlight, but then again, u can't play millions of viewers....

We are all watching.... And making our recommendations for extraordinary housemates like Ike Ike Ike.....And the rest....

We understand the moves of the agressive fans, it's like supporting rico last year... ...

Rare picture of Mike jumping over haters.

XXML33:
How can you support Mike when there is someone like Ike in the house? The only thing Mike has over Ike is a more handsome face, and if this is your criteria for choosing a housemate to support then that's quite shallow and you should as well be binge-watching all the seasons of Bachelorette and not watching Big brother Naija.

If the reason you support Mike is because he is remaining faithful to his wife, then I'm sorry to say, this is not a very smart criteria to uphold in an R-rated show like BBNaija where vices like stealing, manipulation and disruption of group activities are endorsed, and where people expect a lot of romance and sexual entertainment of different sorts. You'd be better off watching a Christian movie or a play set in the Victorian era. Besides, if you really enjoy watching people who avoid romantic relationships in the house because they are loyal to their partners outside the house, then why haven't you channeled your support towards the likes of Sirdee who is even expressing more loyalty to his girlfriend than Mike is doing towards his wife.

If the reason you are supporting MIke is because he has a foreign accent, Ike has an even better foreign accent that's more fluid than Mike's, and he speaks more articulately than Mike does. In fact, as far a vocabulary goes, Mike isn't in the same league as Ike. Ike's vocabulary is sophisticated and he has a variety of words in his reservoir while Mike's vocabulary is almost beginner level, with very few words at his disposal.

Ike is more entertaining than Mike. He brings more drama to the show than Mike does. This is a fact. All Ike's highlights can be put in a cinema and droves of people will watch and pay for the pleasure of watching. Mike on the other hand is always playing safe. He is almost like Sirdee in this respect. No reasonable person watches BBNaija to watch a housemate play safe. Ike is effortlessly funny, unlike Mike who tries too hard to be funny. Ike's level of witticism is almost at the level of the guys who write sitcoms like Big Bang theory and Family guy. Mike's wit is levels lower, almost non-existent.

Ike is way more intelligent than Mike. His level of thought runs deeper and his calculative ability is superb. In every intellectual task Ike is always in the top 3. Mike has never succeeded in any intellectual task. Ike solves puzzles as easily as opening a pack of cigarettes. His memory power is very high, he is always thinking 3 steps ahead and his level of deduction always leaves me in awe. Yesterday he analysed the housemates that had been evicted so well that it perfectly mirrored the views of the audience. It was almost like he had been watching the show with the audience.

When it comes to realness, Ike is the deal. Unlike Mike, he doesn't need to pretend or fake his feelings. He expresses his opinions very honestly and gives zero fuçks about the consequences. Mike on the other hand is always playing to the camera and pandering to the moral sensibilities of the audience.

Ike has displayed the biggest balls that I've ever seen in any BBNaija housemate. When he was cheated out of winning the HOH challenge, he challenged Biggie's decision boldly, despite being one strike away from disqualification. I doubt that Mike even with zero strikes would have such balls.

Most importantly, Ike is someone who genuinely loves Nigeria. He isn't here like Mike to exploit Nigeria to give life to his decaying career. He is here because Nigeria is his home. I was surprised when Ike told Mercy and every other person in the room that he will never go back to the States; that Nigeria is his home and he is staying here. Can Mike do this? It will be easier for Biggie to reveal his face than for Mike to relocate to Nigeria. Ike has a tattoo of the map of Africa on his arm with the map of Nigeria highlighted. Mike on the other has the flag of great Britain tattooed on his arm. This shows where the allegiance of these two men lie.

These unabridged novellas again all because of Mike. A man you do not support and who you say you don't care about. Shouldn't these comparisons be between Tacha and Ike? How does Mike come into the picture? But I understand your strategy: Attempt to take out the biggest threat Tacha has by decampaigning him at every turn. But therein lies your error. Because these epistles suggest Tacha is competition which she is not.
And again your logic is flawed. There is a very good reason why Mike and Ike are like brothers in the house, they think alike. The only difference is that Ike is more vocal about it but Mike prefers to keep his opinions to himself. The only time you see Ike chatting up a house mate without playing games is only when he is with Mike. How do you think the phrase "No Mike without Iyke" came into existence? Like minds surely attract.
Tacha on the other hand literally has to struggle to socialize. How many times have you ever seen Tacha engage in any conversation that does not involve talking about other HMs? How is it possible that the only time your fav opens her mouth is to talk about other people or spill insults? Does that not come off to you as odd? Tacha your fav does not check off any good boxes. She is selfish, violent and stubborn. She is not capable of reasonable intellectual intercourse, does not exhibit empathy, shows signs of anti social disorder, has no sense of team play, she is entitled and performs badly at tasks.
Is this the type of person you want to serve as a role model to young people?
Can this girl represent any brand with her type of personality and bad social and intellectual abilities?
He who wants to remove a speck of sand from anothers eye must remove the log in his.