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AwkaetitiBabe:
Is it these ladies didn't enter the house with their bleaching creams and soaps

Esther
Tacha
Mercy

Yeah I hv noticed this too. It appears Tacha particularly and Mercy are getting darker by the day, that glimpse of Tacha's 3rd degree cream induced burns and her disfigured knuckles still gives me nightmares.

Dano Cool Cow. Perfect for Team Tacha. Someone finally gets it right for the first time...

Frodd caught Seyi trying to steal more than his fair share of the alcohol and take to his quarters, this got Frodd so pissed off that he started shouting. Telling Seyi the alcohol is for everybody.
While this was happening, Jackie said the drinks belong to Cruisetopia since they were the ones that ordered drinks, Khafi was trying to correct that impression which caused a fight between the two.
Meanwhile, Frodd was still on Seyi's matter over the alcohol heist when Joe attempted to make peace, Frodd blew him off telling him to go talk to his fellow females...

Stephlena:
i thought Mike is the president of cruistopia..


why's Seyi, doing all the talk?

Because in every great community/setup, the roles of leader and chanter are well delineated.

Tacha says she is here till day 99 again. She has said it too many times. Big brother! what are you not telling us? Is there any backhand deal behind the scenes we should know about? Why is this girl so confident irrespective of her zero entertainment value? Why does she get away with her incessant trouble? why does she gain the impression that she is bigger than everybody including the fans. If she is this confident, it suggests she does not need fans to win. I hope I am not wasting my time voting and campaigning for Mike when everything from selection to general house activities and final winner is starting to appear scripted. What am I missing here?

rahazaqa:
Is that why you want to beat yourself?

I dey vex bro. Mike must not be insulted in tha house...

WTF does this Seyi think he is, this guy is too full of himself. Spewing thrash and just won't let anyone else talk. He is arguing the earth is flat. States that he has read a couple of books that supports the theory the earth is flat, Mike corrects him that his belief that the earth is flat is culled from theoretical books he read and is not backed up by facts, that NASA has sponsored flights out of the earth and confirmed the earth is round, that he is not going to believe theories over law. And the idiot instead of presenting facts to counter the point raised tells Mike that he doesn't want to talk to him on this issue that this isn't sport!, goes ahead to treat Mike in a condescending way, even going to the extent of telling Mike to stay away from the conversation that this is not a joke. I mean what the Bleep? who is joking? How can someone exercise such level of pride and stupidity on international TV. Now I know why he has strong affiliations with Tacha.

meobizy:
She is as Hot as him but afraid of the camera. Each time she physically pushes him away her impulse brings her back to lure him. Them go gbensh last last.

The thing no happen finally. Am happy for them sha. Kudos to Lambo cos she just preserved their game. Left with Ike, that shii for go down tonight.

fitzmayowa:
They are back in bed, let see if Ike will hit gold now...:

This cracked me up!

Girl is saying "stop", and am wondering, stop what exactly? You wan kee the boi?. I need to see some action tonight, it's about time. I have been tracking this game all night to go to sleep without a kill.

Ike is begging profusely for the puna. His face is like that of someone who is going to die if he doesn't get some soon.

fitzmayowa:
I think it's a dry hump, Mercy is still fully clothed...

I thought for a second it's the main thing. Worst part is Kayode is showing us sleeping house mates while enjoying what I paid for alone.

Ike what are you waiting for ehh? Râ Nwa this boi! Stop dulling me. See as my prick stand gidigba wia I dey wait for the main thing. This boi na low budget Tupac finally. Lesane Parish Crooks must be cursing long and hard in his grave right now.

P.S: Mercy riding Ike like an outlaw! Those are some fast and determined straffing.

XXML33:
Tacha makes it so hard to defend her. And I'm even surprised I could even defend this fool and receive approbation from people. Who are those fools that usually like all my Tacha comments? Mehn the IQ of some people sha. Lol. How can anyone in their right minds support his useless excuse for a human being? The joke's on you Tacha fans.

Tacha is actually a very repugnant human being. Anyone who can't see this must be suffering from a very severe mental difficulty. Every aspect of Tacha inspires repulsion, from her ugly attitude to her unappealing physical appearance; her nose is too big for her face, her eyes are too far apart, her skin is over-bleached and bares evident signs of multi-colouration, her fingers and knees look like burnt plantain, her arms look like the legs of an elephant, her hips aren't in proportion, and her synthetic ass looks they were stuffed with dirty clothes rather than silicon.

Everything about this woman leaves a bad taste in my mouth; from the way she talks to the way she walks. I've never seen a woman so lacking in grace, elegance and refinement.

Tacha is a disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious dirt-bag who thinks she is better than everyone, when actually she's nothing but a dimwitted, classless hoe. Why can't any of these housemates put this mannerless low-life in her place for goodness sakes?

If I was Joe I'd give her as many slaps and punches as I can before the security team arrives. At least that would readjust her ugly face and give it more symmetry.

I'm done pretending to support this piece of trash.

My psychological experiment is over.

Peace!!

Forgive me Sir for calling you a Maloo. I am glad you didn't defend her on this.
Following your secession from the Tacha clan, we won't mind making you a General(Lee) in the Miking movement.

Gedoni repping again. First to press the button.

Stephlena:
khaffy got a beautiful family.

It appears you are attempting to change the topic here by diverting attention to Khafi but we need to discuss Tacha's behaviour in the house. I understand you are her fan but sincerely it beats me why anyone will support a belligerent, useless, uncouth, worthless, bleached LovePeddler like Tacha.
There has to be something am missing. Really...
P.S Who.re! for some reason these bots keep changing it to Lovepeddler. Lovepeddler my foot!

Threebear:
Mikings why are you wasting your time with Nairalanders ?


90 percent of them are useless and don't vote .

All they're are good at is typing tedious useless epistles.


Utilize this new week well .


Register more sim cards , so you'll be able to give out more votes.


Save your call credit .... instead of using it to call that useless Bleep boy or Bleep girl , save it for Mike .

Create a Twitter account ....Hype Mike for no good reason .

Post him on your Instagram stories and WhatsApp status to get your friends and families to love him too .


Next week he might be on the chopping block again and we need to triple our efforts.


I stopped writing epistles to defend Mike here when all the people Nairalanders pleadged to vote for were booted up with laughable percentages .


Why do you have to climb the mountains to fetch water from a pond when there are many rivers nearby ?

Let's take it easy. We need a strategic alliance with Froddnation and Ikegang. This is to enable them join the Mike movement when those two get booted out.

XXML33:
Quick question though:

Isn't Mike a delawood? What interesting thing has Mike done in that house for the past 2 weeks? When was the last time he trended outside of voting campaigns?

All Mike does in that house is eat, participate passively in tasks and sleep. Even Esther a certified delawood gets people talking more than Mike does.

Why isn't he getting the criticisms heaped on the other delawoods? Is it because he is tall, bearded and has a foreign accent?

Size:XX
Breed: Maloo (Shortened ML)
Herd serial number:33

Ekinematics:
It will shock you to know that most Mike's voters are Yoruba and non Nigerians voting via Internet platform as well as some Nigerians in diaspora.

Shut up!
Shut up your f**king stinking mouth.
Now get out!
Take your nonsense and get the f**k out.
Why do people feel the need to introduce tribalism into everything in ths damn country. I and a lot of Igbo people I know support Mike, I am core Igbo, traced back ten generations. Tobi, Bisola(I almost went bankrupt voting Bisola) were my favs in the previous seasons, people do not vote based on tribal inclination but mostly personality types that resonate with them and a host of other factors. Simple.

Alphagan:
Are you one of those fake gangster supporters struggling with common sense?

Careful now boi! Am not actually. Am a Miking and a big fan of unbiased journalism.

Alphagan:
No self control here, just a bitch using an effeminate sissy to play her game. Didn't you just see how she shrugged the pvssy nigga away when he made advance? Telling him goodnight. Las las, smart Ike supporters go get sense, I pray it's not too late

Nobody is using anybody mehn. Mercy simply says she wants him but can't have sex with him in the house. Ike mentions they still have almost 57 days to go (According to him), Mercy is shocked it's that long. Remember she initiated the conversation of the deed.

VENGEANCE OF THE BLUE BALLS:

Ike's body language tonight is that of the bearer of a big black co.ck designed to deflate Mercy's silicone outfitting. Girl is scared for her enhanced posterior and reasonably so... Cos the gangster will pull a major hit on that ass tonight if given the chance.

FROOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!! Local man is happy! Seeing Esther spew all this "You are amazing, you have a wonderful personality... I know ah ave said it before but it's very true, I like the fact that you ha smart and say deep things, that's why hai lov... (she changes it) liked you. I think you should go hafter anything you want irrespective of difficulties, you know it's not a coincidence that I come close to you these past few weeks, ave bn throwing jabs at you lately but it's because I want to improve on my actions (sharap there, the Venita effect has kicked in!) bla bla bla" and remembering how she f**ked my niqqa up on national TV truly makes me happy. Frodd has been liberated from the captivity of sadness and bashing. Today is Froddnation Independence day.

I know some people will argue it's a task, but the fact that Esther chose Frodd is a good indication she wants him back.

But e no go work. make she carry her yam leg comot.

Sugahylz:
Gedoni is telling officer khafi that she keeps telling everyone about their shiiiit

Say weda it’s them he’s screwing or her

Am quite sure I heard "Dating" not screwing.
My friend be careful.

Queen Lambo has spoken... Says she would have sent her Ike to go break some eggs. Bonnie Eliza Lambo& Chestooth Clyde!

Is it just me or are all the Borites being boarded unto the green team. Biggie what do you have in mind?

I hate this stoopid Tacha but I have to admit, she is making a lot of sense right now. Girl is dishing it out to Khafi plain and simple. If we were seeing this part all along, perhaps she would be a major contender.
"Dis is not your Yankee, dis is a Port Harcourt boi..." Ghedoni did not have this level of confidence before, I'm dey use you catch cruise"... Hmmmm Go thot!

rahazaqa:
Seyi always in the kitchen and always eaten since he came back from that room, who turned Seyi to this thing? What rubbish is this?
Annoying sh,it.

Seyi's popularity and fan base is mostly due to his mind games and intellectual prowess. Consequently a lot of mental calculations occur within the creases of that head. A big brain like that has huge energy requirements. You cannot expect reasonable mileage from a V12 brain like Seyi's. That explains why he has to eat every time.
Huge engine=Poor mileage.

Munzy14:

The way you are sounding, new comer on this thread, will think u are saint... lol

You that is a professional hater of other Housemates..

Wrong! Am a newcomer here. I think he is as dumb af. I feel a compulsive obsessive need to scroll along very quickly every time I see his or that XML's posts...

Please is anyone else experiencing problems registering an account on the AfricaMagic website?. What kind of nonsense is this na? This week is too important for this kind of rubbish. Na so Mike no go top charts because his fans are being disenfranchised.

Tacha is imbued with sooo much bad and negative energy. I couldn't help but observe the breath of fresh air and zen in the house tonight. HMs are genuinely gisting and laughing. Everyone looks happy asides from Diane for obvious reasons (She is pretending her arm hurts but am not buying that sh*t! girl is hurting cos of Tuoyo's exit).
Even if Jackye was wrong or her assumptions about Tacha were misplaced, it does not in any way detract from what I am seeing with my eyes tonight. Tacha does not deserve to win this show, if voters insist gender must trump competence and entertainment value, then either of Khafi, Mercy or Jackye should be the deserving winner.

Are you familiar with the term "Next of kin"? I think you should read up a little on that before posting this type of erroneous info.

Tuoyo arägbuola Mercy ooo...