₦airaland Forum

XML33:
This is why I always advise people who want to improve their vocabulary to read good fiction and not to borrow words from an online Thesaurus. This is because Word A might seem to have a similar meaning to Word B, but would be terribly out of place in a context where Word B would be appropriate. It's always better to learn a word in context.

l see a lot of people on this thread borrowing words from thesauruses and using them inappropriately. Threebear does it a lot. But I ignore so as not to seem like an oversabi. But I can't ignore this because it concerns Tacha.

Referring to a mannerless fool like Tacha as an Avant-garde is a massive disrespect to that word and to all the notable people through out history and all the great historical works of magnificent value that have been classified under that term.

You are wise son.

dominique:
Because of you,I'll vote for him. That Yale guy was the one discouraging me from voting him with the way he kept commanding us to vote as if he subscribed or recharged our lines for us. Manner of aporoach is very important when appealing for votes. Even 3bear is aware of this

I logged into the Africa magic website last night and saw that all the 17 lines I registered for voting last season are still there with their passwords. This means I have 3400 votes at my disposal (how I wish I had done this last week, I would have given all to Ella instead of the few miserable sms votes I gave her ). I'll certainly be giving majority to Frodd and spare some for Mike. Seyi and Tuoyo can bounce.

Please epp us. Mike must not go.

If you don't vote Mike, Wetin you gain? I ask you Wetin you gain?
Command from Hq: Break formation engage all hostiles! The sleek commander has to remain in the house.

This is good stuff! I wonder why it has such low viewership when irrelevances get a lot of attention.

Why do Nigerians feel the need to render insults and dispense judgment when the op asked for advice? What sort of people are in this dumb Country?
How many persons here can comfortably and truthfully say they have never slept with someone they weren't in love with?
Am tired of this place. I despise this place and it's people.

Funmmyastic:
Wetin Musa no go see for gate?

Lol

210,000 people kè? You must be dreaming. A State that has the highest rate of HIV in Nigeria.

Explorers:
Airline passengers have no parachute training.


What you have on every commercial plane are people who have never used or seen a parachute in their lives.

Without a minimum of training, most people would not even be able to strap the parachute on correctly, never mind open it and land safely.

Even on the ground and with plenty of time this is not easy.

In the confined space of an airliner and in a high-stress situation/commotion, it would be even more difficult.

Erudite!

Doctors in the house please I have a very serious problem.
I noticed recently that I develop tunnel vision anytime I go out in the sun. I tried going to a hospital to check for retinal detachment nd was told all is fine.
Please help its getting worse.

2 plots of land in Isolo Lagos state located in a very strategic part of town for sale. Check my signature.

Okay

G

Call me for your Company incorporations and business registration.
Check the signature.

B

I am a CAC accredited agent and I can help you register you Company at a very cheap rate in just 5 business days. Call for our Office address.
Check out my signature...

I am a CAC AGENT and I can help you register your business in 5 business days.

Check my signature.

He is using what is referred to as the IM PRINCIPLE.

If Na bread hustle buy am Venza, I don't see anything wrong with using it as Bread kiosk.

Rstc:
lol.
Chelsea are unbeaten this season in all competitions.

City and Liverpool are still unbeaten in the league.

All three teams are ahead of arsenal on the table, and you believe you will leap frog them all to win the title.

Don't worry,your phase of weak oppositions will soon end.
Every big team has that phase during the league season.

Dope words!

Who cursed our dear Country?

This man has achieved. Don't mess up years of hard work simply because you are looking for internet traffic. A person who made a 2.1 in UNN in 1975 in the law faculty is not a joke. Who born you to make 2.1 when 1st class is for God and 2.1 is for the lecturer...

Jamariwolff:
Arrant nonsense!

I don't know why you guys think ladies are fools.
You've been fûcking here like constant K for the past 1 year, what is holding u from proposing?
Or you're waiting till u enlarge the whole area abi?!

My own is 3 months max, if you ain't talking marriage then bye boy!
I won't even allow you fûck me much in these 3 months.

You are sick baby!

Ques: Do you want to be like Dangote?
Me: Nooo! I can't have my name all over the place with everybody thinking am nothing but a mere money making machine.

Sharap oga! You don't want simply because you can't. Simple!

obaataaokpaewu:
Another thing to avoid is this:
When a girl tells you "I'm not fine ", just tell her sorry and move on. If you insist on asking, "what happened ", you are on your own oh

Lol If she says she is not fine, just say " ehya, get better you hear".

1.3% IN THE SOUTHEAST. By far the lowest in all the regions. This is confirmed proof that Igbo boys and girls contrary to public opinion know how to keep their legs closed and their zips intact. Proud of the Igbos!.

This is bullshit. You have to bring a malicious prosecution suit against those bastards who wrongly identified you. Call me 0706 958 6495.

Hello people,
I am a legal practitioner here in Nigeria and I am participating in the Google Impact challenge Africa. The goal is to come up with a viable social entrepreneurship idea which can transform the legal scene in Nigeria. Presently we are test running a mobile app with which people can use their phones to report crimes, draft documents and do all sorts of things.
As part of our idea, we are offering free legal advise to anyone and everyone who is in a fix with the law in anyway be it with the police, Landlords, Corporate affairs and/or Civil issues.
To avoid running contrary to the no advert rule, we will not leave any phone numbers but you can check my signature for my mail address.

Hello people,
I am a legal practitioner here in Nigeria and I am participating in the Google Impact challenge Africa. The goal is to come up with a viable social entrepreneurship idea which can transform the legal scene in Nigeria. Presently we are test running a mobile app with which people can use their phones to report crimes, draft documents and do all sorts of things.
As part of our idea, we are offering free legal advise to anyone and everyone who is in a fix with the law in anyway be it with the police, Landlords, Corporate affairs and/or Civil issues.
To avoid running contrary to the no advert rule, we will not leave any phone numbers but you can ask any questions you might have on this thread.

LifeDrama:
The same Oshomole that built Edo university with his name? This same Oshomole that came into power broke? This same Oshomole that made me lost my certificate over ACN and PDP saga? This same Oshomole that we all sent airtime, supported him and betrayed us?

Oshomole is a thief. lalasticlala do the needful

Made you lost your certificate ke? Hian! Bros this yur English. Yhu sure say no be grammer spoil certificate so?

Emeskhalifa:
Some of dem will sha go back.

Meanwhile Instagram account with 8k real Nigerian followers available for sale

Bros hw far? Mek we talk. Hala me on: ho seven ho six nine fife heyt sis four nine five.

Diso60090:
i got my diploma but never learn shits in school

Itibolibo! You see your life. Lazy Nigerian Youth...