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Callotti: To provide the necessary outlet for mentally-fragile individuals to cope with life's challenges.
Akin to physiothepy for the over-indulgence in delusional psychoses!
Also, an opiate for the poor in spirit. . . .or materially poverty-stricken.
Bottom line? It gives hope to those who have failed woefully in life. . .a chance to look forward to the after-life.
Thinking their chances at a more wholesome spiritual wellbeing will be IMPROVED.

All a hoax of course!
For the GULLIBLE!

No difference from indulging in alcohol and drugs as the main HALLCUINOGEN. . .without getting arrested or confined!

The problem with the world in general!

Eureka!

What's ur religion?

What is really the purpose of religion since it fails to embrace complexity and also its failure for one religion to empathize with another religion

In the name of Allah extremists kills n also wanna get rid of others practicing other religion; Christians heckle others about hell n incite fear on non-christians (mostly through fake stories); Atheists resolve against beliefs in a God or higher deity n would stand-up on anyone that thinks otherwise

The interesting part is that the average religious man cannot prove of most things he chooses to speak of

This is an open topic (to all religion), please feel free to give your opinions

Only those caught are unfaithful.....since am still playing both games parallel, then yes i'm faithful

A nude guy was sunbathing at the beach. a little girl
comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl asks, 'What's under there?'
So the man answers A bird' The girl goes away and
the man later fell asleep. When he wakes up, he finds
himself in a hospital bed, and he was in a great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, 'What
happened?' The man answers, 'I don't kn......ow. I was
at the beach and fell asleep after talking to a little
girl' So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they
went to the beach to find any witnesses. When they
got there, they saw the little girl the man talked
about. So they asked her if she saw anything that
happened to the man, She answers, ' nOO, Just that
when he was sleeping, and I played with his bird,
After a while, it spat at me, so i gat angry n broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its Eggs. The doctor fainted.

Glo BIS does not work well on bb app world.

@op....start by been just friends with GIRLz, once you are comfortable with that.....every other thing shall be added unto you .

:-XYES....especially a girl that sounds like a DUDE

The Power of Šex:

It makes U so religious;
Oh God, yes, oh my god, Jesusssss! Yes!
It gives U your 1st start to singing lesson;
Hmmmmmm, annnnnnn, oooooooooh,

Ît makes U a natural competitor;
Fast, faster, faster!

U become Oga 4 NDLEA;
Šhit, Oh shit, shit, shit, shit! !
(Abi, who else dey order person 2 shit 4 9ja?)

U announce your own obituary;
Yeee! Ah U R killing me, I
'm dead, shit I'm finished,
I'll die 2day =))

Šome babes suddenly become terrorist;
Scatter it, destroy it,
don't have mercy, just tear it!

It makes U so respectful;
Give it to me pls, pls I'm begging, plsssss.

It brings out the loyalty in some;
Yea, I love U, U R the owner,
no one else, U R the best.

It turns some in2 beggars;
Yea, pls don't stop,
don't stop, just continue pls!!!!! .

Then, U go come dey answer the call of your ancestors wey no one else go dey hear except U; Yes! Yes! I'm coming, I'm comingggg, heeey,
I'want 2 release ooooooo! !!!!!!!!!!
U̶̲̥̅̊. be musician now?

A naked lady ran into an Ibo man's taxi. She told the driver where she was going. The lbo man didn't start the car but he was just staring at the girl over & over again. The LADY saw him and said: what'sur problem man?? Haven't u seen a naked LADY before Ibo man replied: l'm not looking at ur unclothedness, I was just wondering where U kept the money u are going to pay me.

A man was making LOVE to a village girl & she suddenly realized he was not using a condom she asked him;
you’re not using condom’? the man answered yes,& the girl asked; hope you don’t have HIV/AIDs? the man responded NO. The Girl then said thank God i don't want to get that thing again ooo… once bitten twice shy.

A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as it comes home, it rushes & bleeps all the 153 hens... The farmer is impressed thinking about the eggs the hens would
hatch. At lunch, the young energetic cock again screws all the 153 hens. The farmer got tensed up now. Next day, he finds the cock fucking the ducks & the geese and parrot too which scared the hell out of him. Later that day, the farmer finds the cock lying pale, half-dead & vultures circling overhead. Farmer says "You deserved it, you Hot little bastard! U deserve this "The cock opens one eye,points up & says "Ssshhh. Let them land, I've never bleeped a vulture in my whole fucking career".....

odiaero: Geez which kind confuse people be this? make una ready na, i see the new nairaland format hv affect a lotta people brain here

Self defence....you goofed up, why not modify ur post so no one will know rather than parading ur ignorance....read through the thread everyone is saying thesame thing
Jeeeeeez is this dude from earth?

odiaero: All these dorimakpa girls on nairaland self, do u want me to pass u the facebook ID of both of em? geez, when were u born

slimyem said the truth......you will ve to accept before its official on facebook.....except facebook don get version 2 like nairaland

slimyem: u sure say na friend you dey find abi na dick?

Slimyem aka rose....why you wan take your raggae spoil my blues

slimyem: u sure say na friend you dey find abi na dick?

Slimyem aka rose....why you wan take your raggae spoil my blues

Idowuogbo: My own friendship na like Job application o

Me sef is interested .....how do i drop my CV n hope you will be worth the stress

Hahahahehehehohoho Hahahahehehehohoho >: this Joke is dry.....i laugh small sha

Idowuogbo: Emmh have u got a cv?

na wah o ...so CV is required in making friends?....

kemiola89: i thought love is supposed 2 be unconditional, it obvious u re in love with his appearance, cos if not, u wont be here complaining about him being too fat.

What is the first thing that's attracts you to a guy|girl? ......to me appearance matters a lot

Love is not static it grows....a change in size can cause a change in love

Callotti: Only by birth.
Thank God.
Disgusting country, disgusting people.

Very stupid reply......once a nigerian always a nigerian

mikuz: This is why i dont reply most of the messages you refer to me. Girl change style abeg. Even Booqee don dey better pass you sef. Nonsense!

E be like say mikuz dey vex....bro abi one chemistry teacher don break ur heart?

Bro there is something you ain't doing right that's why she keeps mentioning her EX.....its best you delay ur marriage plans cos your GF might cheat on you sooner or later

Is she marrying cos she loves you or because she just want to be refereed to as MRS

NL girls | girls in general are good pretenders....give straight answers rather than beating around the bush

mikuz: Is this a joke?

No...its meant to make angry
Maybe i should type it in ur local language so you would laugh

In a chemistry class, A Teacher asked a student to define love. A naughty student said" Love is the process whereby a boy sells his heart N50 to a girl or †ђέ girl sells her heart N50 to the boy" The teacher was annoyed απϑ said " you must be crazy". The boy said" craziness is the process where the teacher will ask the student to define love in a chemistry class"

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Goldieluks: I no won break people furniture abeg

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