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A Hausa man was withdrawing from an ATM, when
an Igboman behind him said, “hahahahaha Aboki
Mustafa, you be Mumu,
me done see your password;
na four stars (****)”
The Hausa man then
replied, “kai nonsense,
na you be mumu.
My fassword na 2644.

Self service technician making too much noise , what's the HYPE about been a virgin? Does it guarantee a successful relationship(marriage)

The +ve stories about NPF sounds too good to be true, there ain't no difference between a police man and an armed robber(my own view)

Just be spontaneous

Most of these ladies have been corrupted with romance movies n money

By the way if u ain't gat money, act like u have it n pls always try to look good(its a sign that you are comfortable)

@op , if u want a PERFECT GUY then date prince charming(fairy tale), its called a RELAT(e)IONSHIP so you guys could Gε̲̣̣̣̥†̥ τ̅☺ know eachother very well, work on Ѿћά̲̣̥†̥̥ attracted you τ̅☺ him(abi Ω̴̩̩̩̥a money?) N gently work on his flaws cos men ve EGO

One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.
The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
He asked how, She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water.

The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how.
"I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water.
Then he heard the third and fourth nun
fighting. He asked why they were fighting. The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it.

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well,
Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state- of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!

GIRLS USED TO SAY:
1970: Love me But do not touch me.

1980: Touch me, But do not kiss me.

1990: Kiss me, But do not do any thing else.

2000: Do everything, But do not tell anybody.

2011: Do everything, Otherwise I will tell everybody that you can't do anything!

SHOCKING NEWS!!!
A MUST READ FOR ALL,
In a mental hospital yesterday in Yobe State,a mad man was chasing Ŧнε senior doctor with a knife. An eye witness confirmed that Ŧнε doctor was running for dear life until he got to a dead end, then Ŧнε mad man handed over the knife τ̅☺ him saying "Oya, oga take na your own turn τ̅☺ pursue me", lol

A fat man saw advertisment "lose 5kg in a week"

He cals & said i would like to join!

Lady : Ok be ready tomorrow at 6am.

Next morning He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying "If u catch me u can f*ck me!" & the girl starts running.

Guy starts running but couldn't catch her. so during the whole week he tried to catch her bt couldn't & loses 5kg.

He then asks for the 10 kg program. Next morning at 6 he opens the door & saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can f*ck me. He loses 10 kg dat week.

so he thought this program is awesome! Lets try 25kg.

but the lady said are you sure? Its really tough!!

next day at 6 he opens the door expecting to see a nude babe.

but finds a nude man saying "If i catch u i will f*ck u!!"

that week he lost 30kg

BH guys are already insane, they are into suicide bombing, that's insanity already

Goodluck jonathan of Nigeria at his weekly cabinet meeting, informed his ministers that President atta mills of Ghana built a Space Shuttle and would travel to Mars in the coming months. Jonathan then declared that he wanted to build a Rocket and would travel to the Sun.
In fear, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala replied, "But Jonathan, how can we travel to the Sun when it is so hot? We will melt from the heat". "You fools!" shouted Jonathan. "Of course we will melt. Don't you think I know that? We will build the rocket and travel to the Sun at night!"
THAT'S HOW CLUELESS JONATHAN IS

Beaf, attach your pic I need 2 place a BOUNTY on you

No solution from Ŧнε site I've googled so far

For blackberry, pin:30D5A2D2 , thanks in advance

Pls can some help M̶̲̥̅Ƹ with unlocking key for BEIKS dictionary pro 5.5 build 4481 and product n activation key for repligo reader 2.1.0.1

=))=Dlaffº˚˚°º≈wanº˚˚°º≈tearº˚˚°º≈myº˚˚°º≈belleº˚˚°º≈=))=D , Ŧнε marriage was based on her been a virgin so since she failed Ŧнε test dat means no marraige, typical naija girls style

It is risky not 2 take a risk, since u fear love it also means u respect love

I just created a  group called CHARMS( a date n meet up group), interested bb users should send their pin τ̅☺ this email: 07slimbrown@gmail.com, ladies are more encourage 2 join