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I'm 15 my boyfriend is 30...is that bad, "no you spelt dad wrong"

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Condoms does not guarantee safe sex anymore... a dude was wearing one when he got shot by the woman's husband. omase oooo..

It's a cool song... U should come see my little nephew dance to the song....... BTW I have raptured praise the Lord

Check your automatic update and anti virus update..... So what's the download speed?

I smell complete removal of subsidy next yr..... PDP will sell nigeria someday

Years back someone threw a banger at me that shot very close to my ears.... For Good 3days I had a ringing sound on my ears..... Ever since then I stayed away from bangers

my bro N3 can't play games thats above 30mb, brainex help with some tips

Where are the wife materials...showcase yourself

Same here, I just bought an airtel sim (switching 2moro), glo network are unrepentant(high call rate n downtime on BIS is too much)

Pls I need help on how to increase the brightness on my iphone4s, someone mistakingly decresed the brightness to zero (I've also updated the firmware to os6 but that didn't work)

Aerize card loader and any good dictionary key. pin:27DC21E2. Thanks c∕̴Ɩ bunch

ItsModella: This is just crap. How can the policemen who are usually armed with guns be chased away with stones?

You should see a policeman on the expressway, they can easily shoot into the air just to stop a driver and here someone is saying the mobs chased away the police with stones.....NEXT LIE JOR

HONESTY
FREEDOM
INTELLIGENCE

A married couple at the Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure. Mary 'Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts to it and see how Hot it gets just as men do.'' Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the
gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free. ''See,'' says the woman, ''Now, I know why
you react the way you do; men can't control their animal instincts just like gorillas can't.'
Mark SAYS: ''Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens.'' The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it
gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.

Mark: ''This is incredible, now, pull
your skirt up, turn around and
expose your bum and let us see what happens!''

The woman pulls her skirt up, turns around with her bum to the gorilla, which by now, was extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.

The woman yells: ''Mark , what do I do now? Please, help me!''
Mark replies: ''Now, tell him am not in the mood''. Let us see if Gorillas and men are the same...

BREAKING NEWS : A man has been reported dead from a helicopter crash. Sources claim that when he was too cold, he decided to turn off the fan

Four friends met 30 years after school.One goes to the toilet,while the other three start to talk about how successful their sons became.

1st friend says;"My son studied economics, became a banker now he's so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari as a birthday gift.

2nd friend said;"My son became a pilot,started his own airline company,became so rich last week he gave his bestfriend a jet as a
birthday gift.

3rd friend said,"My son is an engineer,starte d his own development company,became so rich he built his best friend a castle as a birthday present."

The 4th friend came back from the toilet and asks what the buzz is about.

They reply that they were talking about how successfull their sons have become and ask him about his son.

He answers,"My son akpos is gay and a stripper at a gay bar!"

Other 3 say,"What a shame u must be very disappointed in him coz he aint successful!"
He replys,"Not at all,he's doing great.Last week was his birthday and he got a ferrari,a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriends."

Two mad men planned to run away from the hospital, they agreed to go to d gate, beat up the watchman then open the gate and run away..... When they got to the gate, the watchman was not there and the gate was wide open..... they said 'Oh no! our plan has failed, lets go back, we will try again 2morro"

Its like dem girls are disguising as men to post rubbish here, DREAM girl my foot .....why not write to dem ladies "Tips That Will Help You Have A guy Of Your Dream without been played"

Abeg next pls, too much focus on women is WRONG

JOKINGLY I repeat jokingly tell him how you feel abt him....no or no reply won't hurt since you can convert it to a joke....everybody goes home happy....send my 'manythanks' later

Too many pretenders on nairaland, am not sure some of you guys have a gf......op is on point but it mostly applies to relationships less than a year, though when a lady has like 5 of those traits then there is trouble

Uncanny Genius: You are not the only person. Yesterday, I loaded N500 recharge card to subscribe for One Week Mobile Internet data bundle which cost N400. After I did that and browse for like 15 minutes, I checked my balance expecting to see N100 only to see N69. Glo like MTN is a thief. May God punish them.

After subscribing you still need to make sure you are using the right APN or else the money on ur phone will be deducted

This is why most guys think that women are too complex...women are not books that we should study, been spontaneous (Performed or occurring without premeditation or external stimulus) or proactive(serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an expected occurrence or situation , especially a negative or difficult one) is the key....forget all these MUMBO JUMBO

OP is high on weed....so you don't know the difference between making a statement and asking a question?

Oluesther: Oh!
What a wonderful man.
God please give me his kind as a husband; I promise not to misbehave.

Which goes to say you would mrsbehave.

#crownprince come n defend urself o.....BTW where is slimyem?

kaaz: [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]



I actually share this post with her dou she was very upset about it buh I notice after couple of days she started switching off her phone before sleeping and her ways really change back to how it was in there beginning ( we bless now with a beautiful girl )

Cool thing you did....not all men have the patience to entertain what she did....thumbs up

kaaz: Hhmmm past tory...

So tell us how you gat your issue resolved....am sure NL peeps can learn from you

How can you live in the northeast by paul simon

The song says much about religion