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Puss¥ cat has said it all...girls should learn to differentiate between love , sex and money.....@op ur story aint complete

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slimyem: its like knowing you are about to be used...
Which also means you are not good enough for keeps...
No right-thinking girl likes that!

You are getting it all wrong...not all girls are for keeps n besides nigeria girls ve killed the definition of love

Miss

He looks handsome

I prefer dem tall, dark n lovely (nice appearance n presentation)

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Do we call that bleeding or discharging waste?......i wonder the way women think

More opinions needed from all religions

Oct 2nd

pls can someone help or give me details on how to track a stolen blackberry phone...funny thing is that the thief still uses my SIM card

This guy is bitter, leave dem girls alone n look for ways to make money......i promise you your story about girls will change

GOOD guys ain't no fun, BAD guys ain't no good....be alittle bit of both cos girls loves fun ......ur idea of been a good guy might be wrong check urself bro.

A lady went to the store to buy a parrot and asks the sales person "What's so special about the parrot ?"
Sales person" this parrot can talk" So the lady asks the parrot " how do i look?" The parrot replies " you look like a Fucking Slut?"
The lady gets pissed off and tells the sales person that its a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it.
The sales person tells her to please wait for 2 mins.
The sales person takes the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot out he says "if you disrespect the lady out there I'll soak you in water again" and takes the parrot back outside.

The sales person asked the lady to ask the parrot another question.

Lady: "if i come home with 1 man what would you think?"
Parrot: "he's your husband"

Lady: "2 men"
Parrot "your husband and his brother"

Lady: "3 men"
Parrot: "your husband, his brother & your brother"

Lady : "4 men"
Parrot: "bring the fucking bucket of water, I already told you she's a slut!"

careytommy:
And I thought I've heard it all!
What the fvck is 'honourable third class'?

If someone graduated on his|her normal time (4yrs for a 4yr course) it becomes 3rd class (hons) ......since an extension is involved its now 3rd class

Let her bear the consequences, no more ideas on how to escape this plssss.....1.4 is not even an honourable third class , pride must be involved in her having a 3rd class cos i've seen dumbies having 2.2 because they knew their primary reason for been in school n sort out for help(tutorials)......a good|bad result is not really a criteria for becoming successful though .

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to the Mental Hospital. He discovered that the truck had a flat tyre, when he was about to go home. So, he jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre out. When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the deep drain close by. As he could not 'fish the bolts out', he started to panic.....One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened. Since the driver had nothing else to do anyway; he told the patient the whole incident. The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple Problem... No wonder you were  destined to be a truck driver ..."Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest garage and get the missing bolts replaced, easy as that "Though annoyed, on hearing this simple explanation, the driver was very impressed and asked the patient "Since you're so smart, why the heck are you here at the Mental Hospital"? ...With a laugh, the patient replied: "Hello Mr, I stay here Because I'm CRAZY - not STUPID you idiot !

When it comes to men talking abt women, they never agree on one thing.....@op women varies a lot so stop generalizing

What do women want? ...... i wonder why women just rush into saying "I DO" without considering the necessary things required.....you knew this before you married him so why complain now cos bending him to your taste now will be extremely difficult....i suggest you be the director in your next love scene, lead on what to do cos just confronting him might let hell loose( you know men n their ego)

A secretary receives an expensive pen from her boss as a birthday present. Then she sends a text to her boss to thank him. The boss' wife reads thε text, she became furious, packs her stuffs & leaves the house. Thε boss was puzzled. He couldn't understand why until he took his time to read his secretary's text:
THANKS boss, YOUR PEN.IS WONDERFUL

Spot on......kudos eghost .

Very funny.....

Dude...pls focus on how to advance in life career wise, she is now acting like the typical naija babe....atleast if she won't pick your call a short msg to reassure you that the love song you guys are playing is still rolling would do some magic

A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Ken, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back".

A little while later, Ken returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?"
Ken looked up, with tears in his eyes and said, "To your wife at home."

A woman and her young lover were entering a Hotel when she sees her husband coming out with a young lady, so she yells out: "you son of a bitch! I knew it! that is why I came with a witness!!! =))

A farmer brought a young cock to his farm.
Old cock: young man maintain ur champion we don't have to fight
Young cock: baba u don chop enough nw go retire
Old man: Ok,let's race for it,if u win you get all d hens here
Young cock: baba u don't stand a chance
Old cock: I knw,just allow me take 20steps ahead of u b4 u start.

The old cock takes d 20steps as agreed and d young cock turbos towards him.
The farmer shoots d young cock.
Farmer: shit! Dis is d 3rd gay cock I've bought dis week...

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]Sweet! [/color]

Seriously....Are you GAY?

A teacher walks into class with her hands behind her back and says "Class I've a fruit in my hands and its red". A little boy put up his hand, " I know, its an apple!" She says "No its a cherry but. I like how you're thinking". Next day she comes in the same manner and says "Class I've a long fruit in my hands and its yellow". A child says "I know, its a banana!" She says "No its a plantain but I like how you're thinking." Next day she walks into the class and little Johnny shouted "Miss I'm feeling something in my pocket and its really hard, sometimes its long, sometimes its short and it has a red head.". Teacher says "Take your bag and let's go down.". Little Johnny shouted "Miss its a pencil but I like how you're thinking.

Thumbs up......you be warri girl?