Good day, a friend and I were discussing what to do if armed robbers are trying to get into your house while you are inside?

Do you open the door and let them take away things and leave you alone or hope they don't break your door and also cause harm to you for refusing to open up?

fuckdemrepented:
ur whatsapp contact

Please message me on nairaland here

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samso247:
Indomie... Dem dash me d indomie, borrowed pepper and onions from my neighbor, cooked it and ate it with joy


Total cost = 0naira

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Sabi boy

Mine was Potatoes and Eggs Everything enter #500

Let's hear yours

All your posts are always about the bad sides of men, Always.

ok at this point wtf, one minute y'all ranting that you do stuffs cause you want to and not because of me, next thing you attribute the negative sides of what you do to men?


Leave men alone, undercover misandrist

Every single one of you bloody humans are hypocrites, you'll always defend what's favourable to you, hear wtf guys are saying and don't get me started about what girls will say if it was the other way round.
I hate human beings

Harddon to remember this drills na war I besides I think direct approach is wayyyyy better than online approach

Harddon boss thanks for those recommended books... it's been super helpful

majormofor:

Let her come but dnt do nothing use the drill on her
One step forward two steps backwards....she must be d one to start whatever.... Remember safety first tho.. If you doubt abort immediately

Noted boss
Thanks

Hey house.... There have been this girl always wanting to come visit me.... I've used litrally 0 drill on her..... Is it too good to be true? Should I reject?
Have you regretted free food before?

Knock knock

Omar09:


Let's do em here then.

So what happened earlier?

Omar09:



You guys didn't talk about your love life. Tell you what check my siggy for my number n let's chat there.

Hey I'm enjoying d gist too

Ufedolove:


No, I didn't bonk her.

I took her for a night walk, and while we were doing some random discussions about personalities and how we both are improving on ourselves, she quickly told me that I'm too commanding for her liking. She said although she likes it, but now could I have commanded her to be my girlfriend? As in who says "be my girlfriend" and expect the girl to say yes? "Anyways, lemme not talk further, go work on yourself" she added.

I smiled in my mind cos I remember saying that, just like I remember also saying it in another way. I immediately understood that she was playing me. In her little mind, she has put me in that hanging position expecting me to still pick myself up and ask her out later. (I think she's used to it)

All my reply was "hmmm, really?"

As if nature was with me, it started drizzling which ensured that we took our discussions to a dry place. I then suggested that we go inside the car. (Trust me, I had it all planned. Had it not rained, I would have still said to go inside the car cos of cold. Lol)

Inside the car, we talked some cheap talks and then we started our usual smooch before we finally went inside the house.

I noticed that she had one suspicious call one time she was taking her bath. Also, she quickly grabbed her phone from my front when she thought I was going to reach for it.. (swears, it was not even in my mind cos the girl was flushed from my mind already). Very unlike her though.

I've made up my mind already and nothing does she know about it and little did she know that I was just willingly dancing to her song.

This story just dey get d right seasonings

Apination:

What do you want us to do?

Fry beans maybe

iRepNaija1:


Both of you are insecure. You because you were going through your girlfriend's phone like a magazine and your girl because she keeps showing you pictures of different men she takes selfies with.

Smh bro I carry her phone dey check pictures into boredom n now I'm insecure...
Very annoying comment

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Are you removing your brain from d trash Orr?

mgh2:
Not just weird but they are useless piece of junk

Bro no naw
Haba

iPrevail:
Never trust a Nigerian lady below 30yrs.. Don't say I didn't tell you

But the once over 30 are desperate o n I'm gonna be scared of them when I get they too

MiVida:
she will still cheat.


Expect it so it doesn't hurt much when you find out.

That's what everybody is saying o

Smallboy01:
I don't know the reason, but I hate Nigerian girls

We gotta move them broo

nairalandposter:


Why so sensitive?

Ion like people being too serious Jare
Loosen up

anthonyuncle:
see da trouble wey u don put urself because of stupid pride.
do u think she's dating u because u are the most handsome guy she knows?

she's definitely gonna fúçk that dude...

Guy noo don't say that �

nairalandposter:


What exactly is the meaning of your post?

Have fun or get lost

While going through my girlfriend phone days ago,I saw her taking pics with some ugly guys...She kept showing me more of them so as to get me jealous....I then told her if she was ever going to cheat on me she should do it with a handsome guy.....she collected her phone from me angrily n kept quiet after a while she gave me back the phone with a fine guy pic on it and ask if he is fine enough?
Wtfffffffffffff sister na joke o don't cheat o

CaptainMitch:
Mugu

bro i dey carry am chop naw
tho it cuts sometimes

omo virtual under2.5 odds:2.00 dey pay o
also 2.04 for over2.5 when home odds is:2.41
goodluck


in shops o not online